You make a wish, then the next poster says what goes wrong with it and then puts another wish.
Example:
I wish my pc was faster.
It went so fast it exploded.
I wish I could fly.
You fly from your roof to the ground.
I wish it was snowing.
It creates a huge snow storm and ur house gets completely frozen.
I wish somebody will actually play this game.
Predicted response to this one (Has nothing to do with game whatsoever): Someone joined the game, but it's Bakster!!!!
Somebody did but then he died and the game didn't continue.
I wish everyone would die, including me.
Everyone dies including u, but u are then ressurected by god.
I wish I was rich.
You become the richest man in the world, but you foolishly invest all your money into a pencil making company that quickly goes out of business.
I wish I was God.
You become God the day before heaven is taken over by the Devil.
I wish this forum was more popular.
We've done this game before. That last wish reminded me.
The forums becomes more popular as someone hacks into the forums and posts lots of naked women and advertises it immensely. Then matlu fixes it and it is back to normal.
I wish this game was never made.
We have? It took me like an hour to think of this.
This game was never made and then this forum never existed and u are bored and never met me, I can't think of anything worse than that.
I wish I owned every video game in the world.
It was probably when you weren't around. And you actually sat there for an hour, in deep meditation, thinking for your next wonderful game to post in a forum of two active people? ::)
You own every video game in the world, but you forget to sleep, eat and drink for several days because of excessive video game playing and thus die, with controller in hand.
Actually thought of a better one.
You own every video game in the world, but you don't have any consoles to play them on and can't afford them. LOLATU
I wish that I could get everything for free. That is, only me and nobody else.
Lmao, I said that wish to set up the me not having any console's to play them on response, and it worked!
And no, I was thinking about it while playing WOW.
You get everything for free, includuding ur death shortly after this wish is granted, at the hands of MR. ANDERSON!
I wish I had a better cell phone.
You get one, but since you are a loser, you can't use the phone as it is too advanced for you.
I wish I was the ruler of the world.
You become the ruler of the crappy new tv network, World TV.
I wish Bakster was better at this game. :D
Quote from: flamingdragon on March 14, 2007, 10:15:17 PM
We have? It took me like an hour to think of this.
Should have just searched the forum ;D
Wish Corrupter (http://www.duelboard.com/forum/index.php/topic,797.0.html)
Quote from: The_Crusade on March 14, 2007, 10:25:52 PM
It was probably when you weren't around. And you actually sat there for an hour, in deep meditation, thinking for your next wonderful game to post in a forum of two active people? ::)
Just because I don't play your lame games does not mean I'm not active... >:(
Quote from: Dodger on March 15, 2007, 11:20:29 AM
Just because I don't play your lame games does not mean I'm not active... >:(
Yes it does, as these games are the only thing going on this forum.
Quote from: flamingdragon on March 15, 2007, 12:32:39 AM
You become the ruler of the crappy new tv network, World TV.
I wish Bakster was better at this game. :D
He becomes so good that he destroys you so badly that you are forced to commit suicide in order to not live with the crippling shame.
I wish I had one penny.
I still occasionally read through your drivel. And I read any interesting posts, and usually dignify a reply. QED, I'm active.
Quote from: The_Crusade on March 15, 2007, 12:17:45 PM
He becomes so good that he destroys you so badly that you are forced to commit suicide in order to not live with the crippling shame.
I wish I had one penny.
You get one penny and get stranded on an island with it, it then becomes ur best friend, when all of a sudden I fly by on a helicopter, steal ur penny, and fly off, leaving u stranded.
I wish I was an ALIEN!
You are, then the FBI promptly captures you and experiment on you gruesomely and painfully for the rest of your life.
I wish I was invincible.
You become invincibly retarded. :D
I wish this wish wasn't corrupted.
The wishmaster guy notes that the wish wasn't corrupted in the first place, so nothing happens.
I wish that I had a Pikachu that was fully in my control.
You get the best pikachu in the pokemon mystery dungeon game.
I wish this wish will not be corrupted.
The wish will not be corrupted, and you rejoice because of this, but seconds later a giant rock falls on your house, killing you instantly.
I wish I had chocolate
A melted chocalate piece of turd falls on you.
I wish that Bakster was more retarded.
He becomes more retarded you fall in love with him and you both spend all day giving it to each other in the ass
I wish i had a really shiny penny
Oh crap i forgot what goes wrong in that o well i guess its still on
Quote from: flamingdragon on March 18, 2007, 07:38:56 AM
A melted chocalate piece of turd falls on you.
I wish that Bakster was more retarded.
lol
Moving on...
Quote from: MetalGear822 on March 18, 2007, 10:10:25 AM
He becomes more retarded you fall in love with him and you both spend all day giving it to each other in the ass
I wish i had a really shiny penny
You get your really shiny penny, but clumsily drop it into a river shortly afterwards.
I wish I had two more arms.
You get your extra 2 arms but I rip them off in an angry fit of rage when you stole my penny it was a clever cover up but i know you put that river there you theiving bastard.
I wish i had my shiny penny back
You do, but you foolishly spend it on a penny sweet.
I wish I had an angel. (Nightwish song ;D)
You get an angel that was cast out of heaven due to killing everyone it sees.
I wish Metalgear would kill Bakster.
I kill bakster but your also killed in the explosion
I wish i had a shiny penny would never disapear
You get a shiny penny, it then explodes in ur face while remaining perfectly intact.
I wish I ruled the world!
Hmm, Bakster already said that..................
I wish Bakster hadn't said that yet!
The wish is granted, and you post the wish that you intended, but Bakster owns your wish so badly that you promptly swallow som rat poison and die.
I wish I was half as rich as I am now.
Half of your money disappears as well as half of your body.
I wish i knew how the laws of physics allowed my penny to explode yet remain intact?
You know the facts, but that doesn't stop your penny from exploding and remaining intact.
I wish I had a pet alligator.
You get your alligator but when it gets older you flush it down the toilet.
I wish i had a shiny penny that never went away and obeyed the laws of physics.
You get your shiny penny, but as you cross a road you are so busy staring at the shiny penny that you don't see the lorry heading towards you at a high speed. You are crushed and die.
Do I still have my penny?
You forgot your "wish"
I wish that emoticons didn't exist.
You were sad when you saw me walk away with my shiny penny you were filled with rage yet could show no emotion.
I wish my feet didnt stink.
They don't, but your hands stink even worse.
Bakster you suck
ROFL I keep forgetting :-[
I wish it wasn't my 18th birthday today.
It is now ur 17th birthday. :D
I wish it was my 18th birthday today. :-\
It is, and you come to England so you can legally drink alcohol, drink too much and die.
You must be doing that on purpose I became frustrated and killed you
I wish bakster didnt suck
Bakster doesn't suck, and he proceeds to take over the world and make you his slave.
I wish I could go back 12 and a half days in time.
You go back twelve and a half days but at the same time create a new reality where I have taken over the world
I wish i had a giant laser on the moon
(http://www.superhonda.com/photopost/data/519/dr_evil_1.jpg)
The wish is granted, but an asteroid hits the moon and destroys it.
I wish that I was Harry Potter.
Your wish was granted but the new film ended up in the red due to your ugly-ness and the movie offers stop coming in you become depressed and you hang yourself.
I wish my laser destroyed the asteroid and saved the moon
It does, but the laser only works one time and so can never be used again.
I wish there were Pokemon in real life.
They come to life as evil demons and devour your soul.
I wish I had a kabillion ginormagantuum tv's.
Your wish is granted, but since kabillion isn't a number, you get nothing. Then an anvil falls on your head for no reason, killing you.
I wish I had a billion tissues.
You get a billion invisible tissues.
I wish I could think of something to wish for.
You do but i steal your idea
I wish i had a pet turtle that will never have any interaction with anyone, never die, live happily with no negative repercussions from this wish
The wish master doesn't hear u because u did not speak ur wish loud enough, then a piano drops on ur head.
I wish I had the best computer in the world! 8)
You do, but it runs so fast that your eyes can't process what is going on and you can't use it.
The wishmaster kills bakster
I repeat much louder
Quote from: MetalGear822 on March 27, 2007, 11:31:44 PM
I wish i had a pet turtle that will never have any interaction with anyone, never die, live happily with no negative repercussions from this wish
Your wish is granted, but you never interact with the turtle as the wish states the turtle can't have any interaction with anyone and so you spend the rest of your life crying and slitting your wrists.
I wish I was going to Barcelona.
OH WAIT I AM LOLZZOZLZOZOLZOLZOZLZLZLOZL
err...
I wish I didn't have so much coursework to do.
You dont but I make you do mine!
I wish i had a yellow dog
You get a normal one covered in piss! :D
I wish I knew who the wishmaster was.
You find out hes your father who walks around in a fruity black getup.
I wish mexico was 12.7 square meters larger
New Mexico becomes 12.7 square meters larger.
I wish bakster was here. :'(
Bakster becomes an electronic "doodad"
I wish woodchucks could chuck wood
Done, but then u forget they can.
I wish I was a real boy.
your nose rapidly grows peircing your wooden hand and crotch
I wish
(http://www.rsc.org/ej/P2/2000/a905747a/a905747a-f3.gif)
You get it, but then ur new unusually shaped and long crotch falls off.
I wish I was stronger than 50,000,000,000,000,000 men.
you become stronger then them but then ur arms explode from all the muscle
i wish i had a normal 100% edible pancake with no poisons or germs on it
You get it but it remains forever out of your reach yet in plain sight
I wish that all future wishes have a 2:1 ratio of vowels:words
you get it but then i unwish it
i wish i could eat my pancake with no strings or tricks or stupid things attached
23:16 i wish i could eat my pancake with no strings or tricks or stupid things attached
10:8 you get it but then i unwish it
33:24 you get it but then i unwish it i wish i could eat my pancake with no strings or tricks or stupid things attached
In no way does your post follow the 2:1 ratio therefore your unwish is invalid it must be unwished in accordance with the 2:1 vowel:word guidelines :P
Quote from: goodbye on April 02, 2007, 02:38:47 AM
i wish i had a normal 100% edible pancake with no poisons or germs on it
Quote from: goodbye on April 02, 2007, 09:28:37 PM
i wish i could eat my pancake with no strings or tricks or stupid things attached
Hafer. ::)
Wow, this game has taken a deep plunge downhill and into the underworld since I left.
I wish I didn't leave.
You Never Existed!
I wish tariq aziz had his own sitcom.
He gets one and it drives u insane.
I wish I knew who Tariq Aziz was.
You soon learn he was Saddam's prime minister or something anyway he was on television during the invasion stating that the US forces were being defeated mass losses blah blah blah at the end he stood on the roof of buildings to avoid tanks being seen in the backround I found it quite humorous.
I wish flamingdragon was dead
Flamingdragon dies, but an even more annoying poster replaces him on these forums.
I wish that I had an owl as a pet.
You become a pet owl
I wish you had fleas
Bakster obtains fat large enormous ass sacks.
I wish I could become invisible.
Wait a minute how does that have anything to do with the owl fleas?
Quote from: flamingdragon on April 07, 2007, 05:59:47 AM
Bakster obtains fat large enormous ass sacks.
I wish I could become invisible.
You can become invisible, but a day later scientists discover a way to become invisible, and so everyone is doing it and you gained nothing from the wish.
I wish I was ruler of the world.
You said that already Bakster. ::)
Quote from: MetalGear822 on April 07, 2007, 09:00:58 AM
Wait a minute how does that have anything to do with the owl fleas?
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I wish that ;) fought 8)
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horrible tradgity...
i wish this game was locked, and the other wish game was the only wish game on the forum
K
This game becomes locked, but then the other one becomes locked and we have no wish game!!!!!!
I wish the sound on my pc was working.
It does but the volume is up to the max from the period your sound wasn't working and you become deaf.
I wish that.
I do become death from the sound on my pc suddenly working, which it did, but I am then cured by my good ol' buddy God, the conv went like this:
QuoteMe:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
GodSucks2
God:
How are you doing, GodSucks2.
Me:
Not well, I am deaf
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
no
God:
Please tell me what you think.
Me:
I am deaf
God:
We can communicate by typing.
Me:
i kno, but can u cure me?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: GodSucks2 said kno but can you cure him or her.
Me:
shutup
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
cure me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
screw u
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
then heal me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
heal me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
make me no longer deaf
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
god + anti-death holiness
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
so i am now cured?
God:
Ayuh. Do you mind if I tell other people you are cured.
Me:
umm, no
God:
Woe! OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
man i'm awesome
God:
Cool, man. Do you mind if I tell other people you are awesome.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
I wish I didn't waste my time doing that.
You instead waste your time doing something even more unproductive.
I wish I was gay.
You get married to this extremely obese guy.
I wish I ruled Omicron Persei VIII.
You do, but Omicron Persei VIII doesn't really exist, so you gain nothing.
I wish I ruled Earth
Earth is destroyed by Omicron Persei VIII shortly after u gain control.
I wish I had a monkey butler.
You become its friend and overfeed it so it becomes a fat slob just like you, and the RSPCA take it away.
I wish I had an O RLY? owl
You get one, but then it dies in a week because you didn't feed it.
I wish I had two O RLY? owls.
You feed just one of them with both owl's food like an idiot. One owl starves to death whilst the other explodes in a horrible mess of feathers, gore and owl food on your face.
I wish I had an O Rly? owl and a Ya Rly owl.
Granted, but they drive you insane....ier, and u die of stupidity.
I wish I would stop double posting like this.......
You stop double posting...
...AND START TRIPLE POSTING!
I wish I had an O Rly? owl and a Ya Rly owl and was immune to insanity.
The owls then die of insanity.
I wish I was insane.
You are and you tie an anchor to your foot and throw yourself off a bridge.
I wish I had an O Rly? owl and a Ya Rly owl (both immune to insanity) and that I was immune to insanity.
The owls drive everyone in your family insane.
I wish u'd give up on the owls.
I do, by refusing to play the game, and thus you cry for eternity.
I wish I had an O Rly? owl and a Ya Rly owl (both immune to insanity) and that me and my family were immune to insanity.
you get your owls, but they have gay owl sex in your bed and nut on your pillow, you wake up with a sticky face.
I wish I didnt have to go back to jail
You don't, you get the death penalty instead.
I wish I had a straight male O Rly? owl and a straight male Ya Rly owl (both immune to insanity) and that me and my family were immune to insanity.
You get your owls again, But they hire some bi hooker owls and have a crasy MFFM orgy on your bed, again you wake up with a sticky face and the smell of rotton owl snach and stale cigerettes all over.
I wish I didnt have to go to jail and I am not eligable for the death sentence
You get sentenced to eternal torture.
I wish I had a better computer.
you get a better computer, but you have no electricity.
I wish for a stick
You get a stick, but seconds later a large dog steals it and runs away.
I wish I had a better computer with the electricity to power it.
granted, but you need a password to log on to it, which you werent told.
i wish i was made of dead hampsters
Since "hampsters" is not a word, you are made of nothing and so no longer exist.
I wish I had a new computer with the electricity to power it which I knew the password to.
you get your computer, have the power and the password but you have no mouse or keyboard.
I wish I was dead and in a happy afterlife
You are in heaven, but then demons from Hell attack Heaven and destroy all the souls inside, including you.
I wish I had a new computer, complete with keyboard, mouse and monitor, with the electricity to power it which I knew the password to.
granted, but you lose all internet access
i wish i was in chinatown, getting jackie chans autograph
Granted, but Jacki CHan decides he hates you and kick your ass, smearing the autograph with your blood till it is unrecognisable.
I wish I had a stick that could be used as a torch and would light and extinguish at my command, and all fires started with it could be controlled by me.
Granted, but it is stolen on the first day you have it. And the thief burns your face with it.
I wish I was made of fire.
You trip and fall through a manhole straight into the sewer, extinguishing u.
I wish I was made of ice.
You trip and fall into a volcano, being melted and then boiled out of existence immediately.
I wish I was made out of air.
You trip and fall into an electrical chamber and get ur airiness electricuted.
I wish I was made out of rock.
You get engulfed by a piece of paper.
I wish I was the best piano player in the world.
Granted, but then the second best piano player in the world hires a hitman to assasinate u.
I wish I was that hitman.
Haha
The third best piano player in the world hires a ninja to slaughter you and the second best (now first best) piano player in the world.
I wish I was that third best piano player in the world (who is now the best piano player in the world).
A nuke destroyes all the piano players in the world.
I wish I was that nuke.
You are destroyed as well in the explosion
I wish I was that explosion.
Rhe components that made you are now scattered across the world, and there is no way to recombine, so ur as good as dead.
I wish I was that world.
An asteroid belts hits you and you crumble away and fall into the Sun which fries you.
I wish I was that Sun.
You go supernova, and are destroyed.
I wish I was that supernova.
Quote from: flamingdragon on June 07, 2007, 01:30:07 AM
You go supernova, and are destroyed.
I wish I was that supernova.
You get sucked to nothingness by a black hole.
I wish I was that black hole.
You get sucked to nothingness by the biggest black hole there is.
I wish I was that black hole.
You get sucked to nothingness by an even bigger black hole.
I wish I had a pet field mouse.
How can there be a bigger black hole than the biggest black hole there is?
Because you are a liar.
I find that offensive, good sir.
What a shame.
i believe he was refering to a quasar, which has similar proportys to a blackhole, but its about as strong as 1000 blackholes, just so u know
and knowing is half the battle!
Fine then, Bakster gets sucked to nothingness by the biggest quasar there is.
I wish I was that quasar.
Why did this topic die?
Your face!
Your face?
Your face!?
What's with the triple post?
Your face!
YOUR FACE >:(