Wish Game

[Dodger]

I still occasionally read through your drivel. And I read any interesting posts, and usually dignify a reply. QED, I'm active.

[flamingdragon]

He becomes so good that he destroys you so badly that you are forced to commit suicide in order to not live with the crippling shame.

I wish I had one penny.

You get one penny and get stranded on an island with it, it then becomes ur best friend, when all of a sudden I fly by on a helicopter, steal ur penny, and fly off, leaving u stranded.

I wish I was an ALIEN!

[The_Crusade]

You are, then the FBI promptly captures you and experiment on you gruesomely and painfully for the rest of your life.

I wish I was invincible.

[flamingdragon]

You become invincibly retarded. 

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted.

[The_Crusade]

The wishmaster guy notes that the wish wasn't corrupted in the first place, so nothing happens.

I wish that I had a Pikachu that was fully in my control.

[flamingdragon]

You get the best pikachu in the pokemon mystery dungeon game.

I wish this wish will not be corrupted.

[The_Crusade]

The wish will not be corrupted, and you rejoice because of this, but seconds later a giant rock falls on your house, killing you instantly.

I wish I had chocolate

[flamingdragon]

A melted chocalate piece of turd falls on you.

I wish that Bakster was more retarded.

[MetalGear822]

He becomes more retarded you fall in love with him and you both spend all day giving it to each other in the ass

I wish i had a really shiny penny

[MetalGear822]

Oh crap i forgot what goes wrong in that o well i guess its still on

A melted chocalate piece of turd falls on you.

I wish that Bakster was more retarded.

lol

[The_Crusade]

Moving on...

He becomes more retarded you fall in love with him and you both spend all day giving it to each other in the ass

I wish i had a really shiny penny

You get your really shiny penny, but clumsily drop it into a river shortly afterwards.

I wish I had two more arms.

[MetalGear822]

You get your extra 2 arms but I rip them off in an angry fit of rage when you stole my penny it was a clever cover up but i know you put that river there you theiving bastard.

I wish i had my shiny penny back

[The_Crusade]

You do, but you foolishly spend it on a penny sweet.

I wish I had an angel. (Nightwish song )

[flamingdragon]

You get an angel that was cast out of heaven due to killing everyone it sees.

I wish Metalgear would kill Bakster.

[MetalGear822]

I kill bakster but your also killed in the explosion

I wish i had a shiny penny would never disapear