Never-Ending Thread- 1000 Posts and Beyond

[ultswordsman]

lol

[The_Gu3st]

lol dodger you f-ing liar!

[Dodger]

omg i didn't google any of the others 

[ultswordsman]

OK SOM1 FIQURE IT OUT

[The_Gu3st]

WOW! This thread sky-rocketed today! Its now #1 and over a quarter of the way complete!

[ultswordsman]

ok  i want every1 to fiqure mine out and som1 was pretty close

[The_Gu3st]

Ults, this is the tenth time that you've spelled FIGURE as FIQURE... retard.

[haferhole1]

well, heres a few more iv been saving  (this is fun  )

1: Alice is walking throught the forest of forgetfulness. She wants to know what day of the week it is. She stops and asks a lion and a unicorn. Now the lion lies all of the time on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. The unicorn always lies on Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

Alice asks the lion what day it is, he says, "Well yesterday was one of my lieing days." Well Alice cant figure it out just from the Lions answer so she asks the unicorn and the unicorn says, "Yesterday was also one of my lieing days."
What day is it?

2: Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed.
What is in the pack?

3: Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us , we will have one each.

How can this be possible?

easier then the last few, so try not to resort to search engines

[ultswordsman]

WHAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa u made me feel bad im blocking u

[Dodger]

I gotta go now guys, but riddle me this...

"The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place."

Bye.

[The_Gu3st]

EVERYONE REPEAT AFTER ME!!!


Ultswordsman needs to take spelling classes because he is a MORON! 

[haferhole1]

o, duh, its jesus, he can walk on water

Ultswordsman needs to take spelling classes because he is a MORON! 

[The_Gu3st]

alrghty, you guys keep riddling yourselves to death. And dodger, you keep cheating. Im gonna go do homework, i expect 300+ posts when I'm back.

[Dodger]

bye guys.....I ONLY GOOGLED ONCE!

[haferhole1]

t, urs are ez dodger and bye