Riddles!

[haferhole1]

this riddle was kinda gay.  she had a desease, died of it, and the hotel didnt want anyone to know, so they covered it up

ur kinda gay, should get a desease, die of it, and since the.. umm hotel doesnt want anyone to know, they should cover it up... ya...

NEW RIDDLE:
I'm a verbal acrobat.
Flip me forwards, backwards, and upside down.
While you're at it, why don't you have lunch?

What am I?

i cant beleave no one got this, its the word NOON

new riddle:
A potato's key tool, I have all the power.
I am generally used on the half or full hour.
If my cells were deceased or lost or the such,
My partner would only respond to your touch.

What am I?

ok, i found a site with some good riddles

eddies an idiot, hes using the same site i was

[eddie]

anyone gonna guess? hafer told me answer

ur kinda gay, should get a desease, die of it, and since the.. umm hotel doesnt want anyone to know, they should cover it up... ya...

ouch, that hurt. real bad.  [/sarcasm]

eddies an idiot, hes using the same site i was

ur not the president of it, and i found it!... second... making it mine! i declare it so

[eddie]

*brings active threads back 2 top

[Parsley]

Dog and bone me for PC Plod.
(Upside down I'm an evil sod)
Take my last and flip my middle.
(This thing you'll love to play and twiddle)
Go deep inside to the lower depths.
(You'll notice that there are no steps)
You'll find me waiting here for you.
(Or on the head of one of the SouthPark crew)

[Dodger]

Hmmm..Nice Parsley...Did you make that?

[Parsley]

Yep, did you get it?

[eddie]

i didnt

[The_Gu3st]

Is the answer toothpaste?

[Parsley]

nope

[Bakster]

A hat?

[eddie]

word i dont know/things i didnt understand:

Dog and bone me for PC Plod.
(Upside down I'm an evil sod)
Take my last and flip my middle.
(This thing you'll love to play and twiddle)
Go deep inside to the lower depths.
(You'll notice that there are no steps)
You'll find me waiting here for you.
(Or on the head of one of the SouthPark crew)

[The_Gu3st]

yay, I got it right. The answer is toothpaste.

[Dodger]

Dog and Bone is cockney ryming slang for phone.
PC Plod was a policeman from noddy, or it could also be cockney, I'll check.
Okay, PC Plod is Fishing Rod.
Sod is like a british slang insult for a young person.

[eddie]

so riddle means:

call me for fishing rod.
(Upside down I'm an evil young person/i]
Take my last and flip my middle.
(This thing you'll love to play and twiddle)
Go deep inside to the lower depths.
(You'll notice that there are no steps)
You'll find me waiting here for you.
(Or on the head of one of the SouthPark crew)

i dont think im gonna get this 1

[Dodger]

lmao