wish corupter

[flamingdragon]

What happened to my bringer of doom?

And ur pony is captured by aliens.

[flamingdragon]

And this one died as well for some reason.

[flamingdragon]

And I just spent an hour reading through all these, man I'm a loser.   

[The_Crusade]

Correct.

[flamingdragon]

i wish i had a pony

Your pony is captured by aliens.

I wish I was the bringer of doom.

[haferhole1]

granted, but you no longer have a penis

i wish i had cancer

[flamingdragon]

Granted, but you then die.............your penis is then stolen by grave robbers.

I wish I had my penis back.

[The_Crusade]

You do, then you accidentally slice it off with a pillow. Don't ask how.

I wish I knew nothing.

[flamingdragon]

You knew nothing and therefore could never make that wish.............your penis then falls off.

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I wish I was a shiny golden god.

[The_Crusade]

You are, but Satan then takes over the world and destroys all the gods you included.

I wish I was Satan.

[flamingdragon]

You become Satan, but then you are defeated when you go down to Georgia by Johny. You then lose your golden fiddle.

I wish I was the super devil.

[The_Crusade]

You are but you die.

I wish I was dead.

[flamingdragon]

You are, and then you're resurrected due to auto-life.

[flamingdragon]

I wish I was Iron Man.

[The_Crusade]

You are but you die.

I wish I wasn't Iron Man.