Ill start. A man is at a party dancing with a beutiful girl he just met, as he gets more interested in her, he decides to ask her what her name is. "Carmen" she replies with a wink. "Such a beutiful name" the man exclaims, " Did your parents give it to you?"
"Oh No" she replies, "I gave it to mysself, it describes the two things I love most in life. Cars and men" "Well, thats creative" the man replies
"Its good to meet you Carmen, you can call me beerfuck.
Why do women wear perfume and makeup?
Because they're ugly and they stink.
havnt we had this thread like 6 times, and they all die before 2 pages?
Haha good joke.
Ok, so a priest and a robot walk into a bar...............
Ok, now someone else finish it. :D
...the robot buys the priest 5 drinks, then it kills the priest and rapes his corpse.
Good one.
Thanks.
Flamingdragon walked into a bar.
He said "Ouch!"
LMFAO :D :D :D :D
Bakster walked into a bar to have a drink with his friends. He then realized he had none and left.
ROFLCOPTERASAURUS!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Flamingdragon walked into a bar to have a drink...OF RAT POISON BECAUSE HIS LIFE SUCKS SO MUCH!!
LMFAOROFLCOASTERLOLERCAUSELOLJOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
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lmao, ok thats enough with this.