The forums are a bit dead now, so I made this!
First activity! We each post an infamous 'Light Bulb' joke. There are tons of them on the Internet!
ME first!!
How many punks does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't know, HOW MANY punks does it take to change a light bulb?
20, one to change the bulb, and 19 to call him a 'sell-out' for doing so!!!
:'(
I miss the original, it kept me coming back to the forums. Tons of fun, great way to pass time.
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wow bakster that was really lame...
How many dirty stinking apes does it take to change a lightbulb?
10, one dirty stinking ape to change the bulb, and 9 dirty stinking apes to throw feces at each other.
[best told when hanging upside down in a cage, 'on the planet on the apes' :P.]
(ref. see Family Guy ;D)
How many Palistinians does it take to change a lightbulb?
2. One to negotiate with the old bulb and one to shoot at it at the
same time.
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hey, lets go burn stuff!
How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?
10, one to change the light bulb and 9 to misread the manual.
Q: How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence.
OK, this game has ended already...now we post the positive integers in order!
There's a surprise at Number 30!! Matlu, if you wish to delete this, don't delete 30! It has a big surpwise!
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Halfway to the big surprise! You can make it!! I know you can!!!
No...don't walk away...you CAN do this!
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20!
(You're all thinking that I'm a sad fuck at this present moment)
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3....
28
2...
29
1..
30! (http://www.wimp.com/scary)
Where's my suprise? >:(
31 (http://www.wimp.com/prankthree)
It is subtly hidden. Here's a hint: CLICK NUMBER 30!
31 also clicks :D
Wow, this thead sucks. Doesn't even compare.
Quote from: The_Gu3st on February 07, 2006, 04:44:49 AM
Wow, this thead sucks. Doesn't even compare.
LMAO thead!! I didn't even notice! ;D
Did joo click the links??
Quote from: Dodger on February 07, 2006, 08:55:13 AM
LMAO thead!! I didn't even notice! ;D
Wasnt that funny, weirdo.
Time for the alphabet. Numbers are so like totally 2 days ago.
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C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
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parsey or matlu delete this thread of spam..
Someone lock/delete this bullshit! ;D
There may be a little 5 year old kid reading this. Would you want to deprive that little 5 year old kid of learning the alphabet and counting?
You make me sick.
dude 5 year olds cant even read they learn numbers and abc in kindergarden then reading in first grade
I could read when I was like 3 and a half. In your face!
Quote from: Dodger on February 09, 2006, 01:00:40 AM
I could read when I was like 3 and a half. In your face!
:( I'm still trying to figure out how.
Hmmm....I just got overtaken on the leader board...for the first time in MONTHS....Thats more important.
I plan to retire at 1000 pts. I think Im purposely stalling. Eh... :-\
Maybe I'll play a few games when special people are on.
(To the tune of 'The Cat Came Back')
And the thread came back, the very next day...
The thread came back, it just wouldn't stay away...
Quote from: Parsley on February 09, 2006, 02:39:16 PM
(To the tune of 'The Cat Came Back')
And the thread came back, the very next day...
The thread came back, it just wouldn't stay away...
:( Unlock the original...
Quote from: Parsley on February 09, 2006, 02:39:16 PM
(To the tune of 'The Cat Came Back')
And the thread came back, the very next day...
The thread came back, it just wouldn't stay away...
That is such a great song/cartoon. :) Sigh...
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Discuss.
I think we should talk about the cat from The Cat Came Back. That damn cat, it kept coming back the very next day. And how did it manage to kill the little boy that tried to drown it in the river?
They were so mean to their lil' cat >:( what did it ever do to them? Huh? That's a better question. Discuss. ;)
I haven't seen that, and I doubt anybody has. Back to my topic!!
No!
Cats are assholes. My area is full of cats, and they all stare at me when I walk towards them, then they silently sneak slowly behind me whilst I walk past them.
Aww! lol. Matlu delete my smile thread. It as so beautiful while it lasted.
It crashed my computer, asshole.
I'm not gonna bother starting another intellectual discussion because you're all too STUPID to care!! 8)
LMAO! Did it seriously crash your computer? If it did, your comp. is a piece of shit. Loaded almost instantly on mine.
Haha, thats just soo funny. tee hee. I gotta do that again sometime when I wanna get banned from the forums.
Sad day for all those who didnt get to see it. It was a real work of art.
What are we talking about?
Let's talk about music!
Here are just a few bands that I like:
Sum 41
Green Day
Bullet For My Valentine
Trivium
Dragonforce
Nightwish
Foo Fighters
The Darkness (the new stuff)
Funeral for a Friend (the old stuff)
Linkin Park
Tenacious D
Coheed & Cambria
Metallica
Iron Maiden
Arctic Monkeys
Fightstar
Muse
Alter Bridge
HIM
Megadeth
Anthrax
My Chemical Romance
Alice Cooper
Judas Priest
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ozzy osboune
metallica
acdc
stepa
aerosmith
tom petty
marlian mansin
korn
audio slave
jack black and alot more good ppl
good everyone keep posting your favorite music, so I can download the music to my ipod
oasis
Quote from: Dodger on February 11, 2006, 08:23:59 PM
What are we talking about?
I made a thread yesterday called "SMILE!" and it was about 700 quote boxes with 1 different smiley in each box. Crashed baksters comp ;D
ozzy osboune
metallica
acdc
stepa
aerosmith
tom petty
marlian mansin
korn
audio slave
jack black and alot more good ppl
I said Metallica. Marilyn and Aerosmith suck. Aerosmith and Korn are OK. I hate Audioslave. Jack Black is half of Tenacious D, which I mentioned.
And Oasis are just horrible.
go screw yourself u fucking rap music lover u dont know shit
Quote from: Bakster on February 11, 2006, 10:40:38 PM
Let's talk about music!
Here are just a few bands that I like:
Sum 41
Green Day
Bullet For My Valentine
Trivium
Dragonforce
Nightwish
Foo Fighters
The Darkness (the new stuff)
Funeral for a Friend (the old stuff)
Linkin Park
Tenacious D
Coheed & Cambria
Metallica
Iron Maiden
Arctic Monkeys
Fightstar
Muse
Alter Bridge
HIM
Megadeth
Anthrax
My Chemical Romance
Alice Cooper
Judas Priest
I like some of the stuff you like Bakster. Strike through the stuff I hate, or have never heard.
So you're not a metalhead like me? :P
Nope.
There's one reason why metal is better than rock: Metal doesn't get boring.
If I listen to a rock song so many times, it gets boring and I delete it. This never happens with metal songs.
Metal > Rock ;D
Hail yah Bakster, rock on brotha man
I got some bands for yah since im a total metalhead as well
In Flames (Ive got like 50 of there song's d/l and i've had em on repeat for a long ass time, amazing band)
Bleeding Through
Fly Leaf
The Autumn Offering
Bloodsimple
Dimmu Borgir
Cradle Of Filth
Shadows Fall
The 69 Eyes
From Autumn To Ashes
As I Lay Dying
If you like more toned down rock look up "the sound and the fury" they are some local boys here in Kansas City we did a gig with at the Beaumont Club in Westport. They just signed under Motle Crue's label and they should be big in 06'. OH by the way, Ults's mentioning of the band Stepa..thats my group. Not so much metal, completely anyways. Its a combination of alot of different styles of rock..the most common song youll find on any d/l site is Aquarium.
I've heard of most of those bands listed. However, most of today's modern metal is just a shitload of screaming with melodies in the chorus...which I don't enjoy listening to. They all ripped off Killswitch Engage...which is another band that should be on my list.
I don't know why I like Trivium/Bullet for my Valentine (as they scream too), but I generally hate screaming bands.
I don't like In Flames....some of COF's songs are good. I've heard one song by Shadows Fall (it sucks), and that's about it.
I dont really think Killswitch was the pioneer of that music style considering they never really hit the mainstream until "End of Heartache" came into play and MAYBE "Rose of Sharyn" depending on how close you follow metal.
I agree, Trivium is definitly bad ass..i've followed em for quite some time.
If it's the more toned down rock your into, check out "The Sound and The Fury" like i said..prolly Millionaire Losers or Bullet Factory..they are definitly worth a listen.
Quote from: Silencer on February 12, 2006, 11:39:56 PM
I dont really think Killswitch was the pioneer of that music style considering they never really hit the mainstream until "End of Heartache" came into play and MAYBE "Rose of Sharyn" depending on how close you follow metal.
Name another band that used that music style before the beloved Killswitch started it?
Their old singer sucked, Howard Jones is the best!!
If you want to hear the best guitar solo ever, check out Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames.
The video glorifies that solo a billion times, but it still owns.
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Quote from: SilencerNightwish? dude this band has like 1 decent song..the rest of their stuff is like half assed pansy goth rock..lol.
"Goth rock" Lmao. It's heavy metal combined with a bit of classical music...and add an opera singer.
However, their singer has been sacked so you can rejoice :P
Goth Rock is HIM, Placebo and Evanescence...well it's mainstream goth rock...don't know what the "real" goth scene is like.
Quote from: SilencerFoo Fighters, if the radio plays them or nickleback one more time...i am going to go nuts. All there music sounds the same.
Yeah, rock songs get annoying when you hear them too many times. But if you have 4 albums to listen to, then you never get bored of the Foos!
Quote from: SilencerMetallica, maybe their old stuff...but theyre becoming a bunch of whining cry babies who put out crappy songs.
Agreed. Old bands can't make good music 20 years later. They should just keep playing their classics live, like Iron Maiden do.
Quote from: SilencerMy Chemical Romance, the next good charlotte..need i say more...
No comment.
Quote from: SilencerOasis is just flat out terrible...have they even put out a new song in the past 5 years...
They released a new album around 2004/5.
Quote from: Silencer on February 13, 2006, 12:25:36 AM
Right now i think Trivium and Dimmu Borgir got two of the better guitarist in the music industry. The guitar solo's in Metal Heart (dimmu) and Like Light To Flies(Trivium) are amazing.
I think A Gunshot to the Head of Trepidation has the best solo...2 minutes ;D
Herman Li...and the other guitarist...from Dragonforce are by far the best I have ever heard...maybe except Kirk Hammett from Metallica.
Quote from: Silenceron a sidenote...i nearly crapped myself when i saw the end of heartache video
" hes black?!"
This is the same startle i received when i went to a sevendust concert 5 years back or so. I had no knowledge of the band besides their music and some black guy comes on stage, im thinking technician or something and he starts singing. Nothing against black fellaz at all, its just far and few between to see em in the metal genre.
What shocked me even more is that Howard Jones looks just like Morpheus! :D
There are a few "black singer" bands in metal. For example:
Sepultura (haven't heard)...God Forbid (Killswitch wannabes who mega suck) and Skindred (Proof that Caribbean music and heavy metal should not be mixed).
There's also another band...but I forgot their name...it begins with a 'C' :P
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Quote from: Silencer on February 13, 2006, 10:38:49 PM
On the HIM topic, im not a huge supporter of HIM, but their new style is something I can enjoy. I was in no way interested in listening to their music previous to their newest album with wings of a butterfly.
Skindred and God forbid aren't too bad, they have a couple songs that are tolerable and in some state of minds (alcohol induced) enjoyable.
HIM are weird. Some songs by them I hate (Buried alive by love, Sacrament), but some songs I love (Killing loneliness, Funeral of hearts).
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For all you geniuses out there:
Imagine a force X. This Force X is so powerful, that nothing can weaken or alter the direction of this force.
Now imagine an Object Y. This object can be of any shape and size you wish. However, this object Y is immovable, and indestructible. The matter of this object cannot be changed in any way, regardless of what horrible things are unleashed upon this object.
Imagine that Force X is triggered, in the direction of Object Y. Force X collides with Object Y.
What happens?
the universe implodes, and everyone is sucked into a demention of nothingness for the rest of time
if x and y met, a baby boy will be born.
Seriously.
X Chromosome + Y Chromosome = baby boy.
X+Y=Baby Boy.
Duh.
Also, how is that for geniouses out there? Its an illogical question, and it would never happen.
Geniuses would know all the physics stuff and maths stuff, so they may be able to deduce a conclusion :P
Quote from: Bakster on February 15, 2006, 06:30:52 PM
Geniuses would know all the physics stuff and maths stuff, so they may be able to deduce a conclusion :P
You're right! The Geniouses have spoken and the word is out: Bakster truely is a dumbass :P
Fun game, requires skill just like duelboard. Cough cough, haha. lol. ugh, here's your link. Try it out.
It gets boring after like lvl 4 unless you're listening to musi or something.
http://www.winterrowd.com/maze1.swf
Was bored. Searched google for random things. Searched "I like pie"
results are hilarious.
http://www.i-like-pie.com/
And others are slightly more disturbing.
http://www.explodingdog.com/sept27/goodpie.html
And these are people who like pie too much.
http://ilikepies.com/
Quote from: The_Gu3st on February 16, 2006, 05:25:43 AM
Fun game, requires skill just like duelboard. Cough cough, haha. lol. ugh, here's your link. Try it out.
It gets boring after like lvl 4 unless you're listening to musi or something.
http://www.winterrowd.com/maze1.swf
its alright, 2 easy though.  i made it 2 lvl 13 already  :)
Help Duelboard grow! Send www.duelboard.com to http://www.randomwebsite.com/index.html
The Guest is bored.
You bore The Guest.
The Guest is bored by you.
1 + 1 = 2
You look like poo
or maybe a shoe
Dont mess with me foo
cuz Im way to coo
for you
You're just a big old Loo
ser. and estar. are spanish words dudes.
Alright homes, keep it true.
ohh Eddie! rap with me! one line at a time, i'll start:
Once upon a time
there was a mime
who couldnt stand the taste of limes
so he went to the store
Hoping to meet dodger like he did before
and then dodger came walking in through the door
hejumped on the chance, hoping to leave sore.
and dodger jacked him in the face all hardcore
Soon everyone was chanting "more more more"
.... even the whore
But then they got all pasionate and got on the floor. ;)
but then eddie bursted in, screaming, "watch out, wild boar!!!"
(be back 2 couple mins guest)
The boar made it so they couldnt make sweet love anymore
so the mime got mad, and decided to settle the score!
he broke out and had an all out war!
but the boar has killed so many before, so the mime was mearly a chore
(kind of a 2 part line, but w/e)
And as the mime went down he made a silent roar? ??? (lmao... teehee. silent roar. man im so bored.)
but he got back up and shouted "That was uncalled for!"
(you can change the ending rhyme whenever u want guest)
(yeah its about time)
Then he realized that fo the first time he spoke.
but then he was slamed right into an oak! (tree)
(check your PM's eddie)
he couldnt believe it, he thought it was some kinda joke
Rap ended. new topic started.
Oh hahaha, and for the record..That one didn't get me as bad.
Quote from: The_Gu3st on February 16, 2006, 05:25:43 AM
Fun game, requires skill just like duelboard. Cough cough, haha. lol. ugh, here's your link. Try it out.
It gets boring after like lvl 4 unless you're listening to musi or something.
http://www.winterrowd.com/maze1.swf
I'm talking about this.
I should go on strike until I get an edit button >:(
HOLY SHIT!!
I was actually thinking it would be a popup, but I chucked my fears out of the window and did it anyway.
Luckily, it wasn't one of those fears that sticks with you, it goes away after a few minutes.
Nice one, Guest :D
Quote from: Bakster on February 16, 2006, 06:39:15 PM
HOLY SHIT!!
I was actually thinking it would be a popup, but I chucked my fears out of the window and did it anyway.
Luckily, it wasn't one of those fears that sticks with you, it goes away after a few minutes.
Nice one, Guest :D
Was my pleasure. ;D
Inspired by The Simpsons:
Imagine your friend has a watch that can stop time. He stops time, then hides in another room. He starts time again. To you, it appears that he just disappeared with no time space in-between him being there and him vanishing.
Imagine if your friend stops time forever, or more realistically, the watch broke. What would you see? Since time never starts again, what would happen in the eyes of you?
;D
Uhh..Nothing. Cuz time would be stopped... :-\
Sigh...The possibilities of a watch that can stop time... :)
Quote from: Dodger on February 17, 2006, 03:04:57 AM
Uhh..Nothing. Cuz time would be stopped... :-\
What do you mean 'nothing'?
Guest...that maze game is evil...seriously...look what it did to this poor kid...
http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=kKGxaol4qws&eurl=&iurl=ht
Ever seen a website you hate? One that you must destroy in the most sickening and destructive ways possible?
Well here is your chance!
Net Disaster (http://www.netdisaster.com)
Mwahahahaha!! 8)
I posted that Net Disaster Game on the true, original, never-ending thread.
Yeah...I bet you did. ::)
Why are you awake at 7am dodger?
Why are you spying on him!?!
STALKER!!
Quote from: The_Gu3st on February 20, 2006, 08:44:56 AM
Why are you awake at 7am dodger?
School :-\ Wake at 6:40, leave at 8. Get to class at 9.
Question: Why is everyone quitting Duelboard?
i dont know, but it sucks
well some reasons are my reasons and after this team tourny ill be cheking in twice a week with you all
Who is quitting?
...Apart from Guest. In fact I was gonna quit when I got to 1000, but someone ruined the originality. ;)
I think I'll create a new name, see if you can guess which one is me. :)
This German kid has issues. He's playing Unreal Tournament 2004.
http://www.filecabi.net/video/pclunatic.html
I saw that video on www.break.com, and I left a comment saying DB is cooler. lol.
Quote from: Dodger on February 21, 2006, 11:34:31 AM
Who is quitting?
Like you said, apart from me, no one. Except maybe ults. But then again, I am everyone. So it makes sense.
Quote from: Dodger on February 21, 2006, 11:37:13 AM
In fact I was gonna quit when I got to 1000, but someone ruined the originality. ;)
I think I'll create a new name, see if you can guess which one is me. :)
You arent original anyways.
And I already know your new name,
GayBoy ;).
Heh nice one. Don't tell everyone! >:(
no no no guest you are the cry baby wahhhhh wahhhhhh not me vs you wahhhhhhhhh waaaaahhhhhhhhh thats not fair wahhhhhh
Quote from: SiR gUt on February 22, 2006, 06:41:55 PM
no no no guest you are the cry baby wahhhhh wahhhhhh not me vs you wahhhhhhhhh waaaaahhhhhhhhh thats not fair wahhhhhh
Incase you're wondering what he means, let me explain.
Yesterday, we were talking on AIM and he told me its going to be Gut and Digi vs Me and Abc first round of sunday's tournament. I asked him how that came about and he literally said:
"thats how it is"
I ask wtf he meant by that and I asked what the system of picking the teams were and he would tell me. I told him he can't decide like that who plays who and we had a little arguement over it. Then he came up with some farfetched plan of drawing names out of a hat infront of everyone on a webcam. Idiotic idea, no one wants to see gut's ugly ass anyways.
So, gut, would you like to tell everyone what the system for picking opponents is?
Does it matter? The Brits (our team name) will own everyone anyways ;D
;D
Quote from: The_Gu3st on February 22, 2006, 08:13:12 PM
So, gut, would you like to tell everyone what the system for picking opponents is?
I'll tell you the system : Gut sits at his computer with his thumbs up his ass and picks whatever teams he wants. Works every time.
Quote from: Dodger on February 22, 2006, 10:57:13 PM
I'll tell you the system : Gut sits at his computer with his thumbs up his ass and picks whatever teams he wants. Works every time.
Wouldn't doubt it.
Quote from: Dodger on February 22, 2006, 10:57:13 PM
I'll tell you the system : Gut sits at his computer with his thumbs up his ass and picks whatever teams he wants. Works every time.
Lmao ;D
well lets get this straight, I didn't say i would go on my webcam for everyone, I said I would go on and you can watch. Second, it's guest and abc vs me and digi first round, whether you like it or not. I'll announce how im doing the brackets in a few days :)
Quote from: SiR gUt on February 23, 2006, 02:06:13 AM
well lets get this straight, I didn't say i would go on my webcam for everyone, I said I would go on and you can watch.
... and the difference is...?
Quote from: SiR gUt on February 23, 2006, 02:06:13 AM
I'll announce how im doing the brackets in a few days :)
Thats bullshit, you can't make something up. The general public has to know about it prior to even signing up.
Me and Dodger V Ults and Anima ;D
Let's start a game:
You know you have been playing too many computer games if...
...you go outside and complain that the graphics suck. Then you jump on your dog expecting gold to fall out.
Post your suggestions!
hmm, you eat food you find on the street, hoping it will heal your broken arm
you see a man in a suit, since hes wearing black, he must be evil, so you shoot him, then since after he fell down, he didnt dissapear, he must not be dead. so you shoot him a few more times. after that, you go home, to look up a cheat to kill "the man in black"
...you talk to everyone in the street, and you wonder what's wrong as they don't repeat the same message over and over again.
WHOOOO forget that. Just got back from the best gig ever! Reel Big Fish kick ass! :-*
I own. Bakster why are you never on Shizmoo?
Quote from: Dodger on February 24, 2006, 02:35:57 AM
WHOOOO forget that. Just got back from the best gig ever! Reel Big Fish kick ass! :-*
I own. Bakster why are you never on Shizmoo?
This sounds about as random as:
Plastic Emails went "Cuckoo" as they walked over Tokyo'sFried Mountains in 1645.
Quote from: Dodger on February 24, 2006, 02:35:57 AM
WHOOOO forget that. Just got back from the best gig ever! Reel Big Fish kick ass! :-*
I own. Bakster why are you never on Shizmoo?
I am, just when you're not on. And I play Kung Fu Chess more than Miniblast.
http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=195
Sexy colourblind test!
I found out that I was a little bit colourblind... :'(
Seen that one. My friend started wearing glasses after taking that test.
Why?????? Was he colourblind!?!!
Yeah and he went to the opticians, and they found he was also shortsighted. Hence, glasses. :) Realising now that I should have said nothing as this was a big waste of my life.
That test was hard. I got all of them right except the last one, but I dont think Im colorblind. I just wasnt paying attention.
I lost my virginity to that test : P
(http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/7703/usersonline0lh.png) (http://imageshack.us)
:o :o :o
Too bad I'm the only one logged on.
There were TONS of people on DuelBoard too. At 1:30 AM there were 17 people playing. Ridiculous.
Pre-Tournament Practice cramming ;)
Let's try another game that will fail miserably as nobody will play it.
Word Chain
I start everyone off with a topic, and we list things until it isn't possible to think of any more.
Topic: Films
Rules
-The next film must start with the last letter of the previous film.
-Films cannot be repeated (regardless of if they were released multiple times)
-If a film starts or ends with a number, then write the number out as a word.
-No films in languages other than English
I think that covers everything.
Let's start with:
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
The next film must begin with an 'E'!
Missed out a rule:
- No abbreviations or acronyms of film names.
eurotrip
Predator
Which brings me to another rule:
- If there are sequels, but the title stays the same (eg Alien 1, Alien 2, Alien 3), then they cannot be repeated. The repeated name stays the same, numbers are excluded. However, with sequels that don't repeat names (Harry Potter series, or The Matrix), you can say more than one.
red eye
and about the abreviations, what if the title of the movie IS an abreviation, cause i was gonna use E.T. in my last post, but didnt know if i could
E.T. ;)
Titanic
con air
con air? Thats a movie...?
Reaper.
ya, its a great action movie, its got nicolas cage in it. if u havnt seen it, u should rent it
rush hour
Con Air was a great movie. :)
raging bull : )
Quote from: Dodger on February 27, 2006, 09:14:52 AM
E.T. ;)
ET is Extra Terrestrial. But there's no point changing it now :P
Lilo and Stitch
hitch
Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets
to fast to furious
Quote from: Bakster on February 27, 2006, 07:48:28 PM
Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets
Quote from: Ultsto fast to furious
Trust Ults to screw this game up....
shhhh i say steve millers paradise
exorsist, the (can i do that?)
:P
Can I propose a better game? Its quite like this one except it goes like this:
Player1: Ab
Player2: basic
Player3: card
Notice how the first letter is always the next letter in the alphabet and the last letter of your word would be the next letter of the alphabet.
basic
Then you take the c from the previous word and make a word ending with the next letter of the alphabet
card
I just thought this game might be more challenging as it requires quite a bit of thinking which also makes it more fun. But if you don't want to, thats fine also.
ill give it a shot
dare
elf
fag
err...
gash
hi :)
*waits for ults to post and mess up the whole game*
lol. Omfg, what starts with I and ends with J? ???
Intestinal-J? Yeah. That works. next.
jerk
keel
umm, loom
i think thats a word
moon
(yes, loom is a word.)
no
Overdevelop
there are NO words that end in a q, so im just gonna drop a few letters
plaq
Fair enough.
Quarter
rats
sat
tofu
UV
VW
(the car company)
Wax (The thing girls shave with)
x-ray
Yankeez. (lol, BSed that one)
That's the end of that game, back to films!
Another rule
- You can exclude 'the' from films with that word, as there are too many :P In fact....you can only exclude 'the', no alternative :P
So...we ended with Exorcist I believe.
Terminator
Quote from: sirgutlink=http://www.fearfullyhuman.com/fearfully_human/2005/09/ethiopia.html
Hi,
I am an Ethiopian who lives in London. I just got back from a trip in Ethiopia a month ago. What kind of information do you need?
Posted by: Sirgut | September 15, 2005 at 08:33 AM
Stalker!!
redemption
North Country
^ WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH :'(
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LMAO he's gonna do this to all of Baksters Posts ;D
I <3 KakarotXIII. He beat me up while I pranced around like a pony.
:muah: :-*
That game lasted longer than expected ;)
New game:
Acronyms!!
I post a word, and you think of what it could stand for.
Por ejemplo:
SIRGUT
Stupid Idiotic Repetitive Gorilla, Ugly Troll ;D
After that, you post your own word to continue the chain!
BAKSTER
big
ass
kissing
sick
troll
eraseable
retard
the_slayer
It doesn't have to be an insult...turning them into sentences is fun!
The Hungarian Elephants Stormed Los Angeles Yesterday, Elephants Rule.
DUELBOARD
If you look under "who's online" and you ever see "unknown action" you might be wondering what it means.
I noticed today matlu was reading Ult's "I quit" topic and then I refreshed to see "unknown action"
When I went back to look for the thread it was gone.
So unknown action must be the deleting of a thread.
now we just need to find out what: nothing, or nothing you can see... means
I figured that out a while ago. It's the editing of your profile / account information.
It's not, because you were editing your profile to change the colour of your sig. And it said "The_Guest is editing The_Guest's profile".
Zoom Zoom, *Bang*, Oh-Ohhhh... Trouble!
You guys have the attention span of a goldfish!!
Next acronym:
DUELBOARD
Quote from: Dodger on March 03, 2006, 04:47:06 PM
It's not, because you were editing your profile to change the colour of your sig. And it said "The_Guest is editing The_Guest's profile".
Your mom is editing my profile ???
Delightful Ultra Elephants Love Baksters Orange And Red Dress
there, happy?
BAKSTER
Bakster has already been done.
Quote from: the_slayer on March 02, 2006, 10:10:18 PM
big
ass
kissing
sick
troll
eraseable
retard
the_slayer
So...I'll change yours to
EDDIEEddie's dog danced in Egypt.
Next:
ATTENTION
New game!
Two word story!!
Make a story, but you're only allowed one word!
*Words may not exceed 30 characters*
Once upon...
"Make a story, but you're only allowed one word!"
Is a mistake!!
Make a story, but you're only allowed two words!
Dont U Ever Let Bakster On A Real Date
Wha?
Quote from: Parsley on March 06, 2006, 07:51:51 PM
Dont U Ever Let Bakster On A Real Date
Sounds like our old friend grave ;)
hmmm next one can be matlu
Most Awesomest Thing Living (Umbrella?)
That ones just for you ults.
Next:
The Guest
Try hanging every gorilla under every sherbert tree.
Next: ATTENTION
didnt i already do attention ???
did some1 delete it or was i just drunk or something and thought i wrote it
I assume it was deleted.
OK, try DELETION
Wow, I felt the need to point out this thread.
It deserves the award for both the most off-topic and most heated discussion topic in this forum. I read the entire thing, makes me laugh looking back on it.
Damn Brits ;)
Hehe... forgot to post the link... here you go.
http://www.duelboard.com/forum/index.php/topic,566.0.html
;D
Omg eddie! Please post! plz plz plz! I AM SO BORED AND I NEED A REASON NOT TO DO MY ESSAY WHICH IS ALREADY 3 DAYS LATE!!!
*posts*
whats up?
CHICKEN BUTT! HAHAHA GET IT? ::)
ROFLAFAO!!!! OMG!!11!!one!!!shift+1!!! thats the funnyest thing iv EVER herd. EVER
Came up with it by myself.
wow!! how?!?! YOUR SO TALENTED!! teach me your comedic skillz!!
Ok first type C then H then I then C then K then E then N then put a space and type B then U then T then T and there you go.
ok, im gonna try:
C then H then I then C then K then E then N B then U then T then T
>:( mines broken!
You're a disgrace.
Ok, essay time. No joke. Cya later eddie.
later, check my post in people around u thread, it seriously might help u
God damn it parsley, you deleted my "Smile :-)" thread just because your shitty computer can't handle all the smileys/quotes.
ya, u have such a shitty com, good thing mine was the best ever made, and can handle any smileys
riight ::)
You think I'd get a temporary ban if I remade it? ::)
u kiddin? they wont ban u. ur our #1 poster. ull probly get banned now, since u said somethin as a joke
Quote from: eddie on March 13, 2006, 11:53:21 AM
u kiddin? they wont ban u. ur our #1 poster. ull probly get banned now, since u said somethin as a joke
Errr.... thanks. I think.
lol, that post makes me feel like such a loser :-\
lol, well, it was mostly a compliment
:-*
I always wondered how funny it would be if I deleted every single post Ive ever made on this forum. Pretty much not a single thread would ever make sense.
lol eddie, lets bump every single topic in the unrelated section :D
OH! But post something funny in each topic.
lmao, ill give u $5 if u do it. Â o, but ull have 2 take a dogsled to illinois to claim your prize though
cool, sounds fun
o, and we gotta post like 3 or more in each, so they dont just delete the posts
*brings active threads back 2 top
LALAL CAKE SPLOOTY SPLAT
http://nr.wireplay.co.uk/modules.php?name=Net_Riddle_Main
Since I have placed another riddle site in the riddle thread, this other incredibly hard, unique, non-googleable riddle site can go here!
I've got quite far on this (With a teensy bit of help from my pals at shizmoo). However, I got bored. Nobody has got past Riddle 1:48 (You'll understand what this means as you go along).
I shoulda really checked the link before trying this....it's dead :'(
One of these days, I'm just going to make a thread and make 1000 consecutive posts. :P
go 4 it, ill give u a dollar
Even my 30 consecutive posts on the first few pages was hard work :-\
Your egg hasn't hatched! Loser. ::)
*Makes the 301st post*
Quote from: Dodger on April 05, 2006, 09:34:09 PM
Your egg hasn't hatched! Loser. ::)
ur right! wtf? i got a retarded egg >:(
I just looked at the original never ending thread and realized it took exactly 1 month to reach 1000 replies. :D Pretty weird.
its my birthday!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME! ;D :D :o :P ;D :) ;) :D ;D
umm.. does that have to deal with eggs hatching???
well.. this topic is 21 pages long... no way im actually gonna read it.. and i didnt think u guys were really following any conversation... just sayin whatever. but actually when u think about it, yes it does.. cuz 23 years and 9 months ago i was an egg!
i actully dunno if it does matter, dodger and the guest always say nonsense no matter what thread its in.. i think..
Quote from: Fleur De Chanson on April 07, 2006, 07:46:25 AM
its my birthday!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME! ;D :D :o :P ;D :) ;) :D ;D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY :-*
Quotei actully dunno if it does matter, dodger and the guest always say nonsense no matter what thread its in.. i think..
I am hurt...Deeply hurt.... :(
umm... song made me do that.... ::)
Quote from: Coke_Can on April 07, 2006, 09:15:00 AM
i actully dunno if it does matter, dodger and the guest always say nonsense no matter what thread its in.. i think..
Pssht! You're one to talk. You said something like "just throw red slimy stuff at him and he'll shut up"
Remember? Huh?
Huh?
Asshole.
Quote from: coke canI farted
Quote from: sir_gutSmells good
Remember this?
heh thats funny
Time to get to the bottom of this...What were you just doing??
Damn forgot the picture :
who?
Oh me. Well, I was jacking off... :D
You...It was the "Nothing, or nothing you can see..." again. Picture isn't very clear...
rofl, that was too messed up. I'm just kidding  :P
Uhm, I tried to make a post in the tournaments section, but gut deleted the thread, so in essence I was posting in nothing.
That was most likely what it was. Other than that, just viewing some threads.
Quote from: Dodger on April 12, 2006, 02:03:34 AM
:-\ Virtually?
You wish.
Quote from: The_Guest on April 12, 2006, 02:04:22 AM
Uhm, I tried to make a post in the tournaments section, but gut deleted the thread, so in essence I was posting in nothing.
That was most likely what it was. Other than that, just viewing some threads.
lol, he deleted it :)
I figured he would. Thats why there is another one in the unrelated section ;D ;D ;D
Bed now..Night.
That doesn't look like Hitler by the way...
Quote from: Dodger on April 12, 2006, 02:15:55 AM
That doesn't look like Hitler by the way...
Want me to give it a mustache? lol.
It wasn't supposed to look like hitler, I guess I should've wrote "Nazi", I just wanted to make it look like hitlers dream race :P
w00t, now I finally have a real egg. But I made my own and when it hatches it will be much cooler than you all! MUAHAHA!
I'm too cool to have an egg. 8)
Quote from: Bakster on April 12, 2006, 04:52:11 PM
I'm too cool to have an egg. 8)
More like you're wearing too many sunglasses to see your eggs?
More like YOU SUCK?
In chemistry, a metal (Greek: Metallon) is an element that readily forms ions (cations) and has metallic bonds. Metals are sometimes described as a lattice of positive ions (cations) surrounded by a cloud of delocalized electrons. The metals are one of the three groups of elements as distinguished by their ionisation and bonding properties, along with the metalloids and nonmetals. On the periodic table, a diagonal line drawn from boron (B) to polonium (Po) separates the metals from the nonmetals. Elements on this line are metalloids, sometimes called semi-metals; elements to the lower left are metals; elements to the upper right are nonmetals.A more modern definition of metals is that they have overlapping conductance bands and valence bands in their electronic structure. This definition opens up the category for metallic polymers and other organic metals, which have been made by researchers and employed in high-tech devices. These synthetic materials often have the characteristic silvery-grey reflectiveness of elemental metals. Nonmetal elements are more abundant in nature than are metallic elements, but metals in fact constitute most of the periodic table. Some well-known metals are aluminium, copper, gold, iron, lead, silver, titanium, uranium, and zinc. The allotropes of metals tend to be lustrous, ductile, malleable, and good conductors, while nonmetals generally speaking are brittle (for solid nonmetals), lack luster, and are insulators. The properties of conductivity are mainly because each atom exerts only a loose hold on its outermost electrons (valence electrons); thus, the valence electrons form a sort of sea around the close-packed metal nuclei cations. Most metals are chemically unstable, reacting with oxygen in the air to form oxides over varying timescales (for example iron rusts over years and potassium burns in seconds). The alkali metals react quickest followed by the alkaline earth metals, found in the leftmost two groups of the periodic table. The transition metals take much longer to oxidise (such as iron, copper, zinc, nickel). Others, like palladium, platinum and gold, do not react with the atmosphere at all. Some metals form a barrier layer of oxide on their surface which cannot be penetrated by further oxygen molecules and thus retain their shiny appearance and good conductivity for many decades (like aluminium, some steels, and titanium). An alloy is a mixture with metallic properties that contains at least one metal element. Examples of alloys are steel (iron and carbon), brass (copper and zinc), bronze (copper and tin), and duralumin (aluminium and copper). Alloys specially designed for highly demanding applications, such as jet engines, may contain more than ten elements. Traditionally, metals have certain characteristic physical properties: they are usually shiny (they have "lustre"), have a high density, are ductile and malleable, usually have a high melting point, are usually hard, and conduct electricity and heat well. However this is mainly because the low density, soft, low melting point metals happen to be reactive, and we rarely encounter them in their elemental, metallic form. Metals are also sonorous, which means that they conduct sound well. Metal oxides
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It is an important part of the behavior of charge-carrying fluids, such as ionized gases (classical plasmas) and conduction electrons in metals. In astrophysics, electric field screening is important because it makes electric fields largely irrelevant. However, because the fluids involved have charged particles, they can generate and are affected by magnetism which is a very relevant and complex area of astrophysics. In a fluid composed of electrically charged constituent particles, each pair of particles interact through the Coulomb force. This interaction complicates the theoretical treatment of the fluid. For example, a naive quantum mechanical calculation of the ground-state energy density yields infinity, which is unreasonable. The difficulty lies in the fact that even though the Coulomb force diminishes with distance as 1/r², the average number of particles at each distance r is proportional to r², assuming the fluid is fairly isotropic. As a result, a charge fluctuation at any one point has non-negligible effects at large distances. In reality, these long-range effects are suppressed by the flow of the fluid particles in response to electric fields. This flow reduces the effective interaction between particles to a short-range "screened" Coulomb interaction. For example, consider a fluid composed of electrons. Each electron possesses an electric field which repels other electrons. As a result, it is surrounded by a region in which the density of electrons is lower than usual. This region can be treated as a positively-charged "screening hole". Viewed from a large distance, this screening hole has the effect of an overlaid positive charge which cancels the electric field produced by the electron. Only at short distances, inside the hole region, can the electron's field be detected. Metallic bonding is the bonding within metals. It involves the delocalized sharing of free electrons among a lattice of metal atoms. Thus, metallic bonds may be compared to molten salts. Metal atoms typically contain a high amount of electrons in their valence shell compared to their period or energy level. These become delocalised and form a Sea of Electrons surrounding a giant lattice of positive ions.
Thanks for that...
Did you find it remarkably interesting? I tried to find the most interesting topic to post about ;D
That was amazing and I only read the first and last sentence :o
SPAM
SPAM
SPAM
SPAM
SPAM
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well then...
This panzy ass never ending thread is nothing. Smiley's passed it in 2 days.
And none of your threads will ever compare to the original Never Ending Thread.
R.I.P :'(
u think if we gave matlu $5 he'd unlock it?
It got locked because willie made some rascist posts.
Let it stay locked, I'll make a comeback thread eventually, if its not the smileys one.
Btw, you better get working on those riddles, I'll pass it it no time :P
i posted, just waitin for u to guess in it
*waits for smilie to get to 1000 posts and matlu/parsly delete/lock it*
seriously, usually spam that bad just gets deleted and im suprised it hasnt been yet
Uhm, its not different than this thread, or the other never ending thread. And its not like we're uploading the pictures to this site, they are hosted off of imageshack or photobucket or anothet hosting site. So it hardly uses any bandwidth, and matlu has plenty to waste per month.
Besides, parsley actually posted a couple smileys in it, so I doubt he would lock it.
ya, but he also posted quite a bit in the neverending and u remember what happened 2 it?
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 14, 2006, 06:40:15 PM
ya, but he also posted quite a bit in the neverending and u remember what happened 2 it?
It got locked because willie made some racist remarks, not because it was spam.
Would you like some cheese with that WHINE?
LMAO!!!111!!!!1! LIKE OMGZ!!
but seriously i would
20 questions
I think of a person, you guys ask me no more than 20 questions, which can only be answered with 'Yes' or 'No'. You are only allowed 3 guesses collectively. The person to get it right thinks of a person. If nobody guesses it, I think again.
GO!
Does he have 200 fingers?
NO
homer simpson, moe sizlak, or apu nihasapenapetalan?
i think im gonna make a topic, this is a good game
OK, I'll ruin it like you just did.
:'( jerk
Thought of another person.
ok does he/she have an egg in there profile
No
Hint: Not a Duelboard player/poster
q2: (do this so we can keep track of questioins) is this person real?
Good question, the answer is no. ;D
Hint: I will give no more hints
q3: is he a male?
Yes
is he in a cartoon?
No
q5: video game?
No
Another rule: Users are only allowed one guess at a time. If players abuse this by posting 3 guesses in 3 different posts, I will only accept the first guess. One or more question must be in-between each guess.
umm, what else...
charecter from a book/comic?
btw, can u make the next 1 an object of some kind? im bad with people
No and Yes
7 questions now ;D
note, this is not a question, this is a confermation
were u saying no/yes to book/comic
or no/yes to book/"can u make next 1 an object"?
The latter
And it looked like a question to me:
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 14, 2006, 11:46:01 PM
btw, can u make the next 1 an object of some kind? im bad with people
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 14, 2006, 11:52:50 PM
were u saying no/yes to book/comic
or no/yes to book/"can u make next 1 an object"?
That should be a question too, but that's mean ;D
Continue!
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 14, 2006, 11:41:41 PM
umm, what else...
charecter from a book/comic?
NOQuote from: haferhole1 on April 14, 2006, 11:46:01 PM
btw, can u make the next 1 an object of some kind? im bad with people
YES >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
im still cuirious as to what a latter is
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 15, 2006, 05:35:07 AM
im still cuirious as to what a latter is
Latter means the last of the options.
For example, if you are given 4 options,
A
B
C
and D
D would be the latter option.
ooo, thank you mr guest, i learn something new every day
got any ideas as 2 what his thing could be?
Well he said it doesn't have 200 fingers, so I'm stumped.
He's a male that's not real, not from a book, game, cartoon....and he doesn't have 2000 fingers.
13 questions to go!
Quote from: Bakster on April 15, 2006, 05:06:35 PM
He's a male that's not real, not from a book, game, cartoon....and he doesn't have 2000 fingers.
13 questions to go!
I said 200 fingers.
Whatever.
So then does it have 200 fingers? I know it doesn't have 2000, what about 200?
i thought of another question
is he from a folk story, fairy tale, or other verbaly told story?
Guest: No
Hafer: No
If it doesn't have 200 fingers, what could it be?
I'm stumped.
i give up, what is it? and think up an object
Santa Claus! ;D
OK thought of an object...
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 16, 2006, 11:33:08 PM
is he from a folk story, fairy tale, or other verbaly told story?
Quote from: Bakster on April 17, 2006, 12:21:18 AM
Hafer: No
...
anyways, im gonna do it the same way the game 20 questions works, and they always start off with this: is it an animal, vegitable, mineral, other, or unknown?
I had to think about that question for a while. But please enlighten me with the folk story, fairy tale or other verbally told story from which Santa Claus originates.
What kind of a question is that? "Mineral"?
Anyway, the answer is Yes.
no, when ur playing the 20 questions game, you pick a catagory to start off, so it has an idea of what to ask
Mineral accounts for everything that isn't Animal or Vegetable.
Isn't "vegetable" a bit specific? How about food or greenery...
And since mineral accounts for everything that isn't Animal or Vegetable, what's the point of Other and Unknown?
Other is just a dumbass option, and unknown is pretty self explanatory.
Vegatable accounts for everything that grows, trees, plants, etc.
to end the confusion, i went to the website and copyed the rules, lets use em to save some confusion
OFFICIAL RULES
You should be able to answer most questions with either Yes or No, however, there are questions where the answer is not that simple. A horse is larger than a microwave oven, however, water is not larger than a microwave oven, neither is it smaller; the question is Irrelevant. Other questions may seem silly: Does a camel have four wheels? No, and neither does a motorcycle.
Try to answer the questions to the best of your ability and, if you are unsure, use Unknown.
Answers you can use:
Yes - You are sure about your answer of Yes.
No - You are sure about your answer of No.
Irrelevant - The question does not apply to your object.
Unknown - You are unsure of how the question relates or you don't know. The question will not be counted.
Sometimes - Sometimes Yes, sometimes No.
Maybe - Maybe it is, but you are not sure.
Probably - You are not sure but you think the answer might be Yes.
Doubtful - You are not sure but you think the answer might be No.
Usually - Most of the time, the answer would be Yes.
Depends - Your answer depends on how the question is interpreted.
Rarely - Most of the time, the answer would be No.
Asking Animal, Vegetable, Mineral or Other
Animal - Any of the kingdom (Animalia) of living things including multi-celled organisms as well as single-celled ones that have the capacity for spontaneous movement and rapid motor responses. They typically lack chlorophyll and the capacity for photosynthesis. Examples: a cat, a goat, a snake, a unicorn, protozoa.
Vegetable - Any of a kingdom (Plantea) of living things typically lacking locomotive movement or obvious nervous or sensory organs and possessing cellulose cell walls. Examples: an orange, a carrot, lettuce, a tree, algae.
Mineral - From the earth, an inorganic substance. Examples: a rock, water, iron.
Other - Something not animal, vegetable or mineral, maybe a mixture of all three. Examples: a toaster, an arrow.
Unknown - You are not sure how it should be classified, maybe no one does.
so would u like to say the topic?
Bring it.
Does it weigh more than a duck?
well, im waiting for the topic >:(
Lets start again. You do one.
ok, its an other
Do you clean it regularly?
nope
Is it hard?
no
Could you send it in the mail?
you could, but i dont see why u would want to
Does it bring joy to people?
depends
Does it like to clean itself?
... i said, its an other, its not a cat
but whatever, the answers no
Does it have 200 fingers?
nope. 13 questions left
I'm stumped.
u would be
Can liquids pass through it?
dunno, havnt tried, im gonna say yes though
Is it found on a desk?
no
Do you use it at night?
i use to use it night and day, now its mostly for show (major hint)
Is it multicoloured?
mostly 1 color, just the text on it is different color
Can it fit in an envelope?
Is it an alien with "alien" written in red on its forehead?
Veto The_Guest.
veto dodger's veto.
How much wood can it chuck if it can chuck wood?
irrelevent
7 questions left
Do you use it in your home?
Please ignore Guests posts, he is ruining our game :'( :'( :'(
Can you throw feces on it?
ill keep the 1s that are questions about the item, but the ill chuck the woodchuck thing
Quote from: Dodger on April 18, 2006, 03:42:18 AM
Do you use it in your home?
yes, you can use it anywhere u want
Quote from: The_Guest on April 18, 2006, 03:42:35 AM
Can you throw feces on it?
yes, yes u can
If you strapped a rocket to it, and lit the fuse, would it pilot itself to the moon?
unknown, its never been tried before
Does it grow over time?
no
Would you give it as a gift?
no, it is ment for u and only u
Would you find it on a farm?
no
i beleve u have 6 questions left dodger
can you find it within 7 feet of you at any time
now? yes, because im in the same room as it, but usually no
hey haffer this doesnt count as a question but real quick can you put all the questions and answers in quotes for us kinda like a bump button
topic (i wont count as a ?)
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 18, 2006, 01:57:32 AM
ok, its an other
q2
Quote from: Dodger on April 18, 2006, 01:59:11 AM
Do you clean it regularly?
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 18, 2006, 02:09:12 AM
nope
q3
Quote from: Dodger on April 18, 2006, 02:11:10 AM
Is it hard?
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 18, 2006, 02:31:19 AM
no
q3
Quote from: Dodger on April 18, 2006, 02:57:11 AM
Could you send it in the mail?
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 18, 2006, 02:59:02 AM
you could, but i dont see why u would want to
q4
Quote from: Dodger on April 18, 2006, 03:01:04 AM
Does it bring joy to people?
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 18, 2006, 03:02:32 AM
depends
q5
Quote from: Dodger on April 18, 2006, 03:06:27 AM
Does it like to clean itself?
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 18, 2006, 03:07:32 AM
... i said, its an other, its not a cat
but whatever, the answers no
q6
Quote from: Dodger on April 18, 2006, 03:18:09 AM
Can liquids pass through it?
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 18, 2006, 03:19:07 AM
dunno, havnt tried, im gonna say yes though
q7
Quote from: Dodger on April 18, 2006, 03:20:07 AM
Is it found on a desk?
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 18, 2006, 03:23:55 AM
no
q8
Quote from: Dodger on April 18, 2006, 03:28:52 AM
Do you use it at night?
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 18, 2006, 03:30:30 AM
i use to use it night and day, now its mostly for show (major hint)
q9
Quote from: Dodger on April 18, 2006, 03:31:25 AM
Is it multicoloured?
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 18, 2006, 03:33:44 AM
mostly 1 color, just the text on it is different color
q10
Quote from: Dodger on April 18, 2006, 03:34:24 AM
Can it fit in an envelope?
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 18, 2006, 03:38:13 AM
no
q11
Quote from: Dodger on April 18, 2006, 03:42:18 AM
Do you use it in your home?
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 18, 2006, 03:46:37 AM
yes, you can use it anywhere u want
q12
Quote from: Dodger on April 18, 2006, 03:48:22 AM
Does it grow over time?
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 18, 2006, 03:48:56 AM
no
q13
Quote from: Dodger on April 18, 2006, 03:50:22 AM
Would you give it as a gift?
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 18, 2006, 03:51:03 AM
no, it is ment for u and only u
q14
Quote from: Dodger on April 18, 2006, 03:52:49 AM
Would you find it on a farm?
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 18, 2006, 03:56:42 AM
no
q14
Quote from: ultswordsman on April 18, 2006, 04:12:05 AM
can you find it within 7 feet of you at any time
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 18, 2006, 04:13:16 AM
now? yes, because im in the same room as it, but usually no
Quote from: ultswordsman on April 18, 2006, 04:15:54 AM
hey haffer this doesnt count as a question but real quick can you put all the questions and answers in quotes for us kinda like a bump button
sure can
k ty and my next question is it a toy remote control car
no, 2 guesses left, and 6 questions left
Can you play music on/with it?
Quote from: The_Guest on April 18, 2006, 03:42:35 AM
Can you throw feces on it?
Quote from: The_Guest on April 18, 2006, 03:47:36 AM
If you strapped a rocket to it, and lit the fuse, would it pilot itself to the moon?
LMAO!!!!!
If you punched this object enough, would it murder you and your family?
Quote from: Dodger on April 18, 2006, 12:14:10 PM
Can you play music on/with it?
nope
Quote from: Bakster on April 18, 2006, 05:36:58 PM
If you punched this object enough, would it murder you and your family?
not it, but the owner might
Is it a computer?
*knows his object*
hmm, is it black and long?
*bump*
vacuum cleaner
I've thought of a person, n00bs.
What the hell is this?? A frikking snowball hatched out of my egg!?! >:(
Quote from: Dodger on May 03, 2006, 01:11:27 AM
What the hell is this?? A frikking snowball hatched out of my egg!?! >:(
Roffle
Haferhole gets a bloody dragon, and I get a snowball! Hax0r.
orrfolrolofrfofrolrolfloofrolofr
lmao, mine rocks! btw, my object was my blackbelt from tae kwon do with my name sewn into it in korean ;D
Cletus the slack-jawed yokel is a legend.
didnt want to make a new topic, so decided to post in here. check out this pic and read the description. and no, its not one of those scary popups, if u look, its a jpg, and id like to c some1 who can animate that.
http://jackson22.googlepages.com/home
ill admit, it is kinda creepy
Lightning4224 (9:30:40 PM): Bible says if you die having sex or jacking off, you go to the playboy mansion.
FranktheTank1570 (9:31:17 PM): the playboy mansion is in the bible?
Lightning4224 (9:31:52 PM): yes.
FranktheTank1570 (9:32:18 PM): i never knew that
Lightning4224 (9:32:24 PM): have you read the bible?
FranktheTank1570 (9:32:52 PM): yes, i never noticed the playboy mansion in it though
Lightning4224 (9:33:01 PM): did you get the children's version?
Lightning4224 (9:33:05 PM): Are you kidding me.
Lightning4224 (9:33:10 PM): Hugh Hefner
Lightning4224 (9:33:15 PM): rearrage the letters idiot.
Lightning4224 (9:33:21 PM): = Jesus
FranktheTank1570 (9:33:35 PM): holy s**t
FranktheTank1570 (9:33:41 PM): i never even noticed that
Lightning4224 (9:33:36 PM): wow
Lightning4224 (9:33:39 PM): you're f**king retarded
FranktheTank1570 (9:33:52 PM): lol i guess
FranktheTank1570 (9:33:56 PM): wow im dumb
Lightning4224 (9:34:16 PM): Obviously
Lightning4224 (9:34:17 PM): dude
Lightning4224 (9:34:19 PM): seriously
Lightning4224 (9:34:23 PM): stop skipping school
FranktheTank1570 (9:34:59 PM): lol, im actually skipping on tues and wed to skam little kids
FranktheTank1570 (9:35:17 PM): seriously
Lightning4224 (9:35:16 PM): scamming them?
Lightning4224 (9:35:19 PM): penis pills?
Lightning4224 (9:35:23 PM): thats such a scam
Lightning4224 (9:35:26 PM): made my dick smaller.
FranktheTank1570 (9:35:51 PM): i get like 10 emails a day for those f**king things
FranktheTank1570 (9:36:12 PM): 8 of them are from my girlfriend
Lightning4224 (9:36:23 PM): Thats obviously hinting at something
FranktheTank1570 (9:36:41 PM): thats not really the bad part
FranktheTank1570 (9:36:48 PM): its the 2 from my mom that really hurt
Lightning4224 (9:36:54 PM): Ouch i feel your pain man
i miss guest lol, we need to get him unbanned
Or get someone to tell him how to bypass IP bans...Hmmm, who could do that? ::)
Nahh, I'm a good boy now :)
Dodger stop bumping old topics you evil spammer. And this topic did end, so screw you, Guest.
I didn't bump it idiot.
Quote from: haferhole1 on December 04, 2006, 03:36:01 AM
Lightning4224 (9:30:40 PM): Bible says if you die having sex or jacking off, you go to the playboy mansion.
FranktheTank1570 (9:31:17 PM): the playboy mansion is in the bible?
Lightning4224 (9:31:52 PM): yes.
Fran.....
Quote from: Dodger on December 04, 2006, 07:43:46 AM
Or get someone to tell him how to bypass IP bans...Hmmm, who could do that? ::)
Nahh, I'm a good boy now :)
I got past the IP ban within a day. Matlu isn't as great as you all think he is. Fuck you Matlu.
:o
Now that was uncalled for.
That isn't Guest, is it? ???
yup it is, welcome back dude
No ones bothered by the fact he hates matlu? ???
Someone needs to fill that gap and I guess that's him. Crazy Hazy, the name does not suit him I say Oscar is better, and I am sure Dragon that the person who was known as The Guest understands the power of the Great and Powerful Maltu. I could be wrong but, I lost my train of thought, so I'll stop typing now.
guest knows all about matlu, hes been here since like the begining of time, way be4 me
Heyyyy...I've been here nearly as long as him. By like a week. And I stuck at it longer, so technically I'm the longer resident.
I was here at day 1. Was at cyber wars forever forum waiting for matlu to finish the prototype. :D
yea, im a total n00b compaired to these 1337 playerz
(http://www.orlyowl.com/kayrly.gif)
Quote from: flamingdragon on December 08, 2006, 04:23:08 AM
I was here at day 1. Was at cyber wars forever forum waiting for matlu to finish the prototype. :D
I knowz. ;D I've seen those Forums. But you left here for like a year...