http://www.phespirit.info/montypython/four_yorkshiremen.htm
Check out the skit above.
You have to make a more outrageous claim than the last post.
I'll start...
When I were a lad, we were so poor that...
I used to chase garbage trucks with a shopping list.
When I were a lad, we were so poor that...
our only heat source was a cigarette.
Pssh. You were lucky. We'd have killed for a fire to keep us warm.
When I were a lad, we were so poor that every night we used to freeze solid, and every morning our mother had to thaw us out for hours in the sun before we could move.
Aye laddie, you're lucky you had a sun.
When I was a lad, I lived on a planet with no sun. Terrible, it was.
u had a planet? ah, u were lucky.
when i was a lad, all i had was a canilope sized meteor to hold onto whilst i floated through space, using a paper bag as a helmet. hard times, they were
Aye... you had paper? Lucky...
When I were a lad, the closest thing we had to paper was the tree stump outside of my box.
pss... u are lucky!
when i was a lad, my tree stump emited poison, so i couldnt get close to it
Hah! Poison?! You were lucky!
When I were a lad I had to work as a rent boy for twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, in a Jamaican STD clinic, for eighteen years just to be able to, finally, on my nineteenth birthday, afford enough poison to kill myself.
At least you could get some money...
When I were a wee lad, the closest to money I could get was breadcrumbs floating in the local pond...
Oye! Breadcrumbs.... you lucky bastard. What I would give for breadcrumbs...
When I were a lad, the only food I had was myown defaction.
*Defacation
Aye, that musta been bad...
but when I was a lad, I have to survive in the cold, harsh blizzards of the Antarctic. Raised by polar bears, I was.
lucky lad, u were raised by polar bears?
when i was a lad, i was raised by a herd of valacaraptors. with rabies. they thought i was a chew toy. times were harsh...
(btw, cool game, this is :))
You were only a chew toy?
I had to spend my childhood days in the stomach of a particularly large grizzly bear. The acid was quite annoying, but I got used to it...
you only were in acid thats sad
when i were a lad i touched some chemicals and became a monster and the army chased me for my whole life shooting at me and bombing me
wow this thing died
name 1 game that hasnt
ummmm rook!
name 1 forum game that hasnt died
ummm no clue and ur avater had me going for awile thinkin u were matlu :P
When I were a lad I dreamt about growing up to be The Guest.
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