Duel Board - Free multiplayer online games

Okay, I thought this would be the perfect time and place to do this.
Let's see if we can get this thread to 1000 posts. NO SPAMMING (haha... lets see how many people actually listen to this) Try to post something random... yet without spamming. I dont want this...

:P
:P
:P
:P

...to be an entire post!

Lets get this party started!

DO NOT DELETE OR LOCK THIS THREAD...WE'RE JUST HAVING SOME FUN!

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SHPAMMY WAMMY

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*this is NOT a spam*

 ;D
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Turtles are F-ING AWESOME...you will all bow to the Turtle.  I have already convinced many people that I can turn into a turtle and you are all my next victims.  I CAN TURN INTO A TURTLE DAMMIT...that is all there is to it.  Please do not argue, I can do it and you had better believe it. 

Also, I think I have the biggest feet of anybody on this website, and I know I have the BIGGEST HANDS...I have about 11 1/2 inches from thumb-tip to pinky-tip top that WHITIES...

Just for the record, I am white, so I can say WHITIES...

Random Enough Anand????

Robotic scorpions are the best.

Lmao Aws... it doesnt get anymore random....


By the way, the thing that imspired this was a post from a different forum asking for the same thing. They got OVER 3500 POSTS! HOLY ********************************************************************
And yes, that whole starred out thing is one big swear.

ic well i love halo2 so mych its like my secound life i dream about jumping in a jeep dodgeing rockets and swerving around rocks and things

Bakster could spam 1000 posts on his own  ;)

<EDIT> There are loads of you in the forum! Someone come on and play!

lol yeh  :) But his wasn't official!  ;)

YES IT WAS MATLU WAS JUST MEAN AND MINE HAD 500 POSTS IN 2 DAYS

We are 1.1% of the way there on this post. Keep it up!

pfft! Didn't have 500 posts!

500 posts? Are you retarded? This isnt going as quick as expected. And Matlu, please don't delete... this is for a good cause.

A

B

C

D

E

F

GHIJKLMNOPQRSTUV

W

X

Y

z

Yo I'm da one dats gonna rap tonight
with ma peeps an ma ho's I be doin it right
cause da dope ride we be passin is tight
I got ma chronic xbox an satellite
Life as a thug may be rough yo
bug Sweet Mutha Fuggin J is tough yo
Dats why I aint gots to axe yo
An I be bustin caps in ya ass yo
Who is da gangsta dats gonna last
If ya steppin I be steppin like a shotgun blast
Den you be goin down like a foty
An yo bitch be goin down on ma homie

G-G-G-G UNIT!

Shady Aftermath

O....m....g

Im ashamed to be a tournament board director now :-[

:)

My couch smells like petrol.

my breakfast tastes like burning

petrol is dumb. Switch to gasoline  ;D

(Yes, I know what you're thinking... and no, I'm not a dumbass.)

som 1 get on  so i can pwn em

Pfft, petrol is a better word  :)

petrol = lortep

gas = sag

lol

guest prances like a pony dodger  runs like a dog they both love trees so much they hug em lots and they are happy

Its true... its damn true.

 ;D

Wow dodger, you're mom is awesome.

guest your mom cant cook for shit, but me and her are having a wonderful time. Hows my mom doing over there?

She's still waiting in line... I'm a busy man.

I think Ults hearts boys.

hmmmm and i think u aw need a long 20 ft jagged stainless steel frozen pull shoved up ur @$$

ults, why are you thinking about ramming things in guys arses?

lol
ults <3 boys.
Guest <3 tress
Gut <3 old wrinklies!

:)

rawr

Im not a friggin hippie!

Dodger <3 8===)

lol that looks more like a weird face than what it's supposed to.  ;)

Kirby Dance!!

<('-'<) <('-')> (>'-')> <(^.^)> <(^.^)>>>>>O{POW!}(*_*)

Heheheheh I lurve the punch at the end

Kirby is awesome  :D

dodger stfu plz

Why? What did I say?Kirby is awesome or Ult's <3's boys?  ;D

..... the first 1......

Whats wrong withe me saying Kirby is awesome? Well? What?  :)

Change mine and guests around dodger...

dodger u switched them i demand u put them bak

lol  ;)

Lol, funny stuff.

Ults, your sig is humiliatingly horrible. It has two misspellings and tons of incorrect punctuation.

How the hell do you manage to spell what as qhat and then not fix it after 2 days?

Maybe he likes it like that  ;)

And why have you not voted in my poll guest!  :o

I did vote... just didnt comment.

Whats everyone's favorite type of cheese?

Gonna try something-

:)        :)      ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)             
:)        :)             ;)               
:):) :) :)             ;)           
:)        :)             ;)     
:)        :)      ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)       



Lol... I wonder if that worked....

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Note to Self: That above one definitely didnt work. Damn.

     
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This one is for you Dodger  ;) (Gotta post this in the awards thread also)

how ekse kan 1 w1m the fummiest typwr comtest ;)

by not trying so hard  :P

certantly not you ults.

CHEESE SUCKS! BUY SALAMI!!!

Salami? Stfu...




>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Im really enjoying these emoticons today  ;D :D :) :-*

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l...m...a...o

Can you find the misfit?

<edit> oh snap... I can't even find it... I got dizzy looking!

<double edit> w00t w00t... found it at last.

<triple edit> Oh, if you find it, dont post it here, you'll ruin everyone's fun. If you absolutely cant find it, IM me on AIM (lightning4224) and i'll send you a picture of it circled!

Wow gut, way to be effing original, asshole. You cant even do it right, half of your faces are .... un-faced?

w00t dodger! I saw you looking at who's online! OWNED!

........owned...? I just like to see what guests are printing  :) Always good for a laugh. There was he guest printing Teh_luggages thread the other day, he must have been surprised when like 20 pages came out  ;D

I cant find the face..... :-[

get on AIM, i'll show you.

I can't find it  :-[

Quote from: anima on October 03, 2005, 05:54:55 PM
2. Hint: the face is a  ;)  And no, i did  not spend several hours looking for it, i discovered it accidently.
3. I bet you will  :-*

2. Liar- we all know you sat there for an hour or so looking.
3. Don't make dodger mad... he'll... I mean she'll beat you up!

 8)

You guys are pathetic...I could make a spam post 5 million times bigger than your posts, I've done it before on shizmoo ;D

But that would result in one or a combination of the following:

I fall asleep and forget to submit the post.
The server's memory is overloaded and the whole forum goes 'Kaput'.
My computer explodes.
My brain explodes.
I get deleted for spamming
My points get reset for spamming
Everybody will hate me
I will unanimously win the 'Spammer' award, if not already so
My computer takes too long to submit the post and I press the power button in frustration
I visit another website and forget about spamming DuelBoard
I spell check it and it takes forever so I press the power button in frustration.
I preview it and it takes forever so I press the power button in frustration.
I fall asleep and forget to submit the post.
The server's memory is overloaded and the whole forum goes 'Kaput'.
My computer explodes.
My brain explodes.
I get deleted for spamming
My points get reset for spamming
Everybody will hate me
I will unanimously win the 'Spammer' award, if not already so
My computer takes too long to submit the post and I press the power button in frustration
I visit another website and forget about spamming DuelBoard
I spell check it and it takes forever so I press the power button in frustration.
I preview it and it takes forever so I press the power button in frustration.
I fall asleep and forget to submit the post.
The server's memory is overloaded and the whole forum goes 'Kaput'.
My computer explodes.
My brain explodes.
I get deleted for spamming
My points get reset for spamming
Everybody will hate me
I will unanimously win the 'Spammer' award, if not already so
My computer takes too long to submit the post and I press the power button in frustration
I visit another website and forget about spamming DuelBoard
I spell check it and it takes forever so I press the power button in frustration.
I preview it and it takes forever so I press the power button in frustration.
I fall asleep and forget to submit the post.
The server's memory is overloaded and the whole forum goes 'Kaput'.
My computer explodes.
My brain explodes.
I get deleted for spamming
My points get reset for spamming
Everybody will hate me
I will unanimously win the 'Spammer' award, if not already so
My computer takes too long to submit the post and I press the power button in frustration
I visit another website and forget about spamming DuelBoard
I spell check it and it takes forever so I press the power button in frustration.
I preview it and it takes forever so I press the power button in frustration.
I fall asleep and forget to submit the post.
The server's memory is overloaded and the whole forum goes 'Kaput'.
My computer explodes.
My brain explodes.
I get deleted for spamming
My points get reset for spamming
Everybody will hate me
I will unanimously win the 'Spammer' award, if not already so
My computer takes too long to submit the post and I press the power button in frustration
I visit another website and forget about spamming DuelBoard
I spell check it and it takes forever so I press the power button in frustration.
I preview it and it takes forever so I press the power button in frustration.
I fall asleep and forget to submit the post.
The server's memory is overloaded and the whole forum goes 'Kaput'.
My computer explodes.
My brain explodes.
I get deleted for spamming
My points get reset for spamming
Everybody will hate me
I will unanimously win the 'Spammer' award, if not already so
My computer takes too long to submit the post and I press the power button in frustration
I visit another website and forget about spamming DuelBoard
I spell check it and it takes forever so I press the power button in frustration.
I preview it and it takes forever so I press the power button in frustration.
I fall asleep and forget to submit the post.
The server's memory is overloaded and the whole forum goes 'Kaput'.
My computer explodes.
My brain explodes.
I get deleted for spamming
My points get reset for spamming
Everybody will hate me
I will unanimously win the 'Spammer' award, if not already so
My computer takes too long to submit the post and I press the power button in frustration
I visit another website and forget about spamming DuelBoard
I spell check it and it takes forever so I press the power button in frustration.
I preview it and it takes forever so I press the power button in frustration.
I fall asleep and forget to submit the post.
The server's memory is overloaded and the whole forum goes 'Kaput'.
My computer explodes.
My brain explodes.
I get deleted for spamming
My points get reset for spamming
Everybody will hate me
I will unanimously win the 'Spammer' award, if not already so
My computer takes too long to submit the post and I press the power button in frustration
I visit another website and forget about spamming DuelBoard
I spell check it and it takes forever so I press the power button in frustration.
I preview it and it takes forever so I press the power button in frustration.
I fall asleep and forget to submit the post.
The server's memory is overloaded and the whole forum goes 'Kaput'.
My computer explodes.
My brain explodes.
I get deleted for spamming
My points get reset for spamming
Everybody will hate me
I will unanimously win the 'Spammer' award, if not already so
My computer takes too long to submit the post and I press the power button in frustration
I visit another website and forget about spamming DuelBoard
I spell check it and it takes forever so I press the power button in frustration.
I preview it and it takes forever so I press the power button in frustration.

Or, I took up too many characters and continuously delete small chunks of the post until I get the right amount, thus resulting in it not being the spam filled post it would have been otherwise.

10,000 characters isn't very big...

Yes. You know, you took the words right out of my mouth.

Do you like my avatar?  :)

I wanted to make my scavenger hunt longer but the 10,000 thing messed up my plan.

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 03, 2005, 07:09:49 PM
I wanted to make my scavenger hunt longer but the 10,000 thing messed up my plan.

I can't find it  :-[

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I passed the test, because I was the only one who wasn't stupid enough to try to succeed in the scavenger hunt.

Please delete this thread

Sick. You're a weirdo Bakster.  :)

Quote from: anima on October 03, 2005, 07:14:45 PM
Please delete this thread

Why?

I'll remove the booby trap now LOL

If you're interested in what it is, drop me a PM.

Must resist... temptation... to lock thread... on 999 posts...  :-[

lol that would be funny actually.  :D

Be careful of venerial disease.  Women are the silent killers although sometimes they are not so silent.  Did Aids really come from monkeys?  Who wanted to copulate with a monkey?

Was it fun? 

questions to ponder..

...cDig... that was just sick.

Parsley, If you lock this at 999, I'll have to shoot you. Seriously.

CDigi, I have seen that program before. It's neat, but I don't really wanna se my IP address all the time thanks  :P And I know I'm running Windows XP and using Firefox...

Glow

Wow lets all test out the cool thingies!

....Its not glowing... :-[

okay? These things don't work....

[/b][/i][/u][/size][/font]

Muahaha...I did everything!

Its not glowing, or underlined....or shadowed!  :)

[/i]

Quote from: Dodger on October 03, 2005, 10:36:45 PM
Its not glowing, or underlined....or shadowed!  :)

hah!

[/i]

Ermm...that's the same as mine...except the word...so fuck you!

Yours isn't underlined dipshit.  :P

Get glasses, blindo :P

We are 10% of the way there!

Hip-Hip...

It's not underlined on my screen  ??? ??? ???

How come we can't make things glow anyway?

I'm going to make myself some dinner  :) yummy!

Its not underlined on my screen either...

[

Quotefont=Verdana]

I'm a Barbie Girl! W00T W00T!!

[/font]

lol... I'm such a screw up  :(

Where did you just quote that from?? Oh I get it  :D

[/size]

[/b][/i]

 :'( Wow, I really am a screw-up.

Lol, stupid!

Wowo, that would hae been really big if you had done it right  ;D

How do you do that?
And guest, I caught a effin buzz off your face hunt.
Incidentally, the letter F IS actually spelt Ef.
Pionts to the first person who tells me what a gimcrack is, its kinda funny

Quote from: Slayer_Z on October 03, 2005, 11:56:23 PM
And guest, I caught a effin buzz off your face hunt.

what??

[size=100pt]BIG[/size]

friggin A! I can never do things properly!

Starin at all the faces, I developed a blins spot.
After that they all started moving in circles and dancing, and I swear 1 of em winked at me.
Then they stated to sing its a small world after all, and I woke up an hour later in my front yard with all my cloths off.
no-body has a scrabble dictionary, someones gotta know what a gimcrack is, come on people. Im dissapointed
:-\ :D

OH OH I BET ITS A CIGAR

Well, if you saw one wink at you, then your probably found it  :P.

Now go find where it actually is  ;D

Hi Barbie!
Hi Ken!
Wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
hop on in.

I'm a barbie girl
In a barbie world
Life in plastic
Its fantastic
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination life is your creation.

Come on barbie lets go party!
ah-ah-ah yea
come on barbie lets go party!
ooh-ooh-ohh
come on barbie lets go party!
ah-ah-ah yea
come on barbie lets go party!
ooh-ooh-ooh

I'm a barbie girl
In a barbie world
Life in plastic
Its fantastic
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination life is your creation.

I'm a Blond, single girl, In a Fantasy world
Pick me Up, Hold me Tight Im Your Dolly.
You're my doll Rock and roll
See the glamor and pain
Kiss me here touch me there, hanky panky.
You can touch! you can play! if you say im always yours! ooh-ooh-ohh

come on barbie lets go party
come on barbie lets go party
come on barbie lets go party YEEEEAH!!
come on barbie lets go party uh oh oh oh yeah
come on barbie lets go party ooo ooo
come on barbie lets go party uh oh oh oh yeah
come on barbie lets go party

I'm a barbie girl
In a barbie world
Life in plastic
Its fantastic
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination life is your creation.

come on barbie lets go party!!

11.9% of the way there... only 881 more to go.


[/size][/u][/b]

Zak, you should not correct people's spelling, because you are one of the worst typers/spellers in here.  Not trying to be a dick or anything bro, but it is true.

Also, im going to be random...

I love cheesecake and turtles...now, for those of you who have a Beef O'Brady's restaurant anywhere near you, then you will know that they sell Turtle Cheesecake.  It is amazing, it has caramel and all kinds of stuff on the cheesecake.  It is my favorite kind of cheesecake. 

Ok, that is enough for now.

You know what  I just realized? My first topic starting post was dont make a post like this
:P
:P
:P
:P
:P
:P
:P

and I just realized that I did that myself... ;D

Aaron, you need to pay attention.
I didnt correct anyones spelling.
The letter F is spelt EF.
as in I caught an Effing buzz off the faces.
I didnt want to offend anyone by saying Fucking faces.
And I spell pretty well, as well as use proper english.
Although thank you for trying to make me look stupid, I love you.
no-one wants to look up gimcrack for a laugh?
I have a riddle then.
What is it that the man who has everything wants more than anything.
The poorest of the poor has an abundance of it.
The dead are always feasting on it.
If the living feast on it, they will slowly start to wither, and eventually die. ???
this ones not too tough, I have a few better ones. so let the games begin. 8)

Lol, if you try and highlight the moving text as it is moving past, the page goes wierd and jumps to the top and highlights everything  :D I get amused easily...

Gimcrack : A showy but useless item.

Like most of your posts slayer  ;)

hehe, aright.
If you used a scrabble dictionary,it would have said that a gimcrack is a gewgaw.
That cracked me up.
I was playin scrabble and someone put gimcrack, I said BS, whats a cimcrack.
he told me to look it up, so I did. then I was like BS, whats a gewgaw.
how bout an AI, not artificial intelligance, it an animal, anyone know what kind?
and are any of thesee posts not usless dodger? ??? ;)

Anima, I never heard that before, did you make it up?
And the answer IS nothing.
Ill put 1 more out of that book, thn use some diffrent ones.
What is it that IS nothing, but has a name?
It is sometimes long and sometimes short.
It joins our talk and joins our sport.
It plays at every game.

Quote from: Slayer_Z on October 04, 2005, 03:17:50 PM
Anima, I never heard that before, did you make it up?
And the answer IS nothing.
Ill put 1 more out of that book, thn use some diffrent ones.
What is it that IS nothing, but has a name?
It is sometimes long and sometimes short.
It joins our talk and joins our sport.
It plays at every game.

It's a song by Bloodhound Gang, and the video is really fucking funny!

[/b]

I HAVE A DIRTY MOUTH, AND SHOULD BE APPROPRIATELY CHASTISED

Hee hee, I like riddles   :).

Here's a well known riddle for you....

"A box without hinges, key or lid.
Yet golden treasure inside is hid"

Anyone know that? Guess it and I'll remember a harder one.

its s pusy. :D
now someone answer mine 8)

I was being serious!  ;D You wrecked my riddle  ;)

Someone edited my post! *glares in Parsley's direction* It said: **** you all.

Is it an oyster?...but that isn't a box and the treasure isn't golden ;D

wtf... how do you make the letters so big?

Replace the '10' in to a number of your choice  :) say.....100?

Oysters sort of have hinges though dont they?
I seriously thought it was pusy.
what else dosent have a key, hinges or a lid?
but a golden treasure inside?
A willie wanka bar, with the golden ticket?
Im confused. :'(

Lol, do you give up?  :)

Quote from: Dodger on October 04, 2005, 09:19:40 PM
Replace the '10' in to a number of your choice :) say.....100?

You claim I should do this to make bigger letters.... this is what I did 2 pages back...

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 04, 2005, 12:02:26 AM
[size=100pt]BIG[/size]

Dont lie to me... bitch.

<edit> I noticed that the other half of the "[/size]" part gets blanked out, probably becuase the webpage is trying to carry out an invalid command. But trust me... its there.

Interesting. But wrong. Although that kindof could be the answer. This riddle was made before caramel squares  ;D

ok its a wonder ball its a round choclate ball with a secret treasure prize inside

NO! No choklit!  :P

I know what it is... but I'm too cool to say it. Dodger, if you wanna know where the face is, get on AIM.

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 04, 2005, 11:23:34 PM
You claim I should do this to make bigger letters.... this is what I did 2 pages back...


Dont lie to me... bitch.

<edit> I noticed that the other half of the "[/size]" part gets blanked out, probably becuase the webpage is trying to carry out an invalid command. But trust me... its there.

Maybe 100 is too big and it doesn't work. Try a smaller number.

Yay I found the smiley!  ;) Is my riddle to hard for you guys?

i am so right

OH OH A HONEY BEE ITS IN A ROUND WRAPPER AND IT HAS CARAMEL INSIDE

No. Slayer guessed it. After I gave him the biggest clue ever....

   OK ALL

what is yellow and brown and has a very yellowy center and it has paper and its a type of candy

....A honey bee.

NO

"Alive without breath,
As cold as death,
All in mail, never clinking,
Never thirsty, always drinking."

Now thats a proper riddle. BTW these are from memory, out of a book.  :)

Good luck.

A PLANt

Me.

No wait, you.

It's us... together. <3.  :-*

Think again. If you don't know what I mean by 'mail' then don't even attempt it.

:-*

the jewlery being worn...

What?

The answer is 73. That was way too easy...

I actually do know the real answer, should I ruin it for everyone?

its a weapon striking the armour while the person holds his breath hopeing not to die

its either 42 or a fish

Think or words ending in "gry"
there are only 3 words in the english language
"hungry" and "angry" are 2 of them
what is the 3rd word?


(keep in mind, this is a RIDDLE, not something found in a dictionary

haha hafer is right, its fish.

It is fish, but I'm sorry Hafer, Guest PM'ed me the answer before you posted it, so he wins.

Heck! Lets make you both winners!

Ok, time for one more of these.
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No, its never time for one of those.

Quote from: haferhole1 on October 05, 2005, 01:39:08 AM
its either 42 or a fish

Think or words ending in "gry"
there are only 3 words in the english language
"hungry" and "angry" are 2 of them
what is the 3rd word?

Is this some kind of play on words....is it " Language " as that is the 3rd word in "The English Language" ?

good job

This time my smiley thing is official, first person to tell me correctly gets 5 free wins.  ;D Lol, i hope that isnt against game rules... 5 doesnt seem so bad.

<edit> you must have 150pts or under to qualify.

Quote from: haferhole1 on October 05, 2005, 01:45:20 AM
good job

Wow was I right??  :)

ya

Nice, well I have another...

(same book guest)

"It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
    And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
    Ends life, kills laughter."

Quote from: ultswordsman on October 05, 2005, 12:18:27 AM
   OK ALL

what is yellow and brown and has a very yellowy center and it has paper and its a type of candy

CMON  PPL FIQURE IT OUt

Thats not a riddle dude, thats you describing some chocolate bar  :)

dark. too easy.

NO ITS NOT CHOCLATE

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 05, 2005, 01:55:40 AM
dark. too easy.

Correct.  :) Okay, i got a hard one.

"This thing all things devours,
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers.
Gnaws iron, bites steel,
Grinds hard stones to meal.
Slays kings, ruins towns,
And beats high mountains down..."

I found the face. Where are my free wins?

its water dodger

Which one? And no it's not water.

well no 1 can fiqure out my riddle :P u all aint any good at riddle sovin

Your's isn't a riddle  :P

its time  ;D

herd that 1 be4

i got a few riddles for ya:

1: I am one with eight to spare, lest I lose my one.
I'm not a number.
What am I?

2: A man was shot to death while in his car. There were no powder marks on his clothing, which indicated that the gunman was outside the car. However, all the windows were up and the doors locked. After a close inspection was made, the only bullet-holes discovered were on the man's body.
How was he murdered?

3: A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision.
How did me manage this feat?

good luck  ;)

 Â                               FINE ill make a real 1

                            water cant touch him
                       
                            no man has seen him alive
             
                             u see him in ur wildest dreams

                              and when u do u cry

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 05, 2005, 01:45:57 AM
This time my smiley thing is official, first person to tell me correctly gets 5 free wins.  ;D Lol, i hope that isnt against game rules... 5 doesnt seem so bad.

<edit> you must have 150pts or under to qualify.

OMG you fixed it so I can't win! It's really easy!

found it

# 2 is the window was down a guy shot him and rolled the window up

#3 is      he shot through a tube leading straight to his hat

no and no

#2 the windows were rolled up at the time of the shot

he was hsot and then put indide his car

Quote from: haferhole1 on October 05, 2005, 02:10:38 AM
its time  ;D

herd that 1 be4

i got a few riddles for ya:

1: I am one with eight to spare, lest I lose my one.
I'm not a number.
What am I?

2: A man was shot to death while in his car. There were no powder marks on his clothing, which indicated that the gunman was outside the car. However, all the windows were up and the doors locked. After a close inspection was made, the only bullet-holes discovered were on the man's body.
How was he murdered?

3: A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision.
How did me manage this feat?

good luck  ;)

Yes the answer to mine was TIME

As for yours:

1. (dunno, need to think  :P)

2. The man shot himself / commited suicide. <EDIT> the gunman was outside?? ohhhh! This is wrong  :)

3. He hung his hat on his head.

you dont get them, your not under 150 pts. n00b.

I HAVE 30 POINTS i do

sry ults, try again

as for dodger, 2 is wrong, if he shot himself, there would be marks on the car, and close on 3

#1 is a cat

he wasnt shot at all

yes, it was a cat, and the man was shot

man commited suicide

3. He hung his hat on the barrel of the gun!!!!!  :D

nice  :)

there ya go dodger, and i already explained the suicide thing

20% done!!!

hmm lemme think harder

they shot through the window and replaced it

It's a tricky one.... Shutup ults  :P

lol, keep em comin

hmm.. what kinda car is it?

a person was in the car with him strangled him then shoved a bullet in his head

I was gonna say that the gunman was in the back, and shot him through the seat....but you said the gunman is OUTSIDE....hmmmm....rethink....

If my theory is right, then the car is some type of a convertible, which mean he could have been shot while the top of the car was down. Right?

good job guest!!!! give me a couple more mins for some more

haha! i got 2/3! owned!  :-*

Quote from: haferhole1 on October 05, 2005, 02:10:38 AM
How was he murdered?

Your acytual question "How was he murdered? " is simple...: he was shot.  :)

i got hafers other one!
So 2-2 actually!

ults, if you found the face then talk to me on AIM and send it.

Quote from: ultswordsman on October 05, 2005, 02:10:49 AM
                               FINE ill make a real 1

                            water cant touch him
                       
                            no man has seen him alive
             
                             u see him in ur wildest dreams

                              and when u do u cry

   
         ILL GIVE 10 WINA TO HOEVER FIQURES THIS OUT

"What has roots that nobody sees,
Is taler than trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows."

boogey man?

dodgers answer is mountain

 :)

10 wins to who can fiqure mine out

Here's one i know:

- "What eight letter word contains only one letter?"

an envolope. Dodger, your's suck.

1: I fly in the air,
But I am not always there.
I cannot be touched,
But I can be felt or held.
Think very hard,
But if you live near the equator,
You may have a tough time seeing me.
What am I?

2: Almost everyone sees me without noticing me,
For what is beyond is what he or she seeks.
What am I?

3: There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden.

One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them.
He agreed. At night he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home.

One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizards garden.
He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out wich could be his wife. Suddenly he knew the answere and he took his wife home.
How did he know wich rose bush was his wife?


lol, good luck (especially on 3)

1. Wind

nope

WTF, there is no wind near the equator, it flies int he air, its not always there, it can be felt and heard. it fits so well!!!

2. windows

3 he peed on the bush and smelled it

umm, there IS wind near the equator and i said it could be held, not heard

gj on 2

ults isnt even close

1. a leaf

There is no wind by the equator.

1. Breath, that has to be it....

Windows sounds good for 2.

3.  he noticed the newly turned soil

gj, its breath and no on #3

yeah i was gonna say breathe too, and windows is #2

i feel left out no1 will try mine :(  :'( :'( :'( :'(

i did try it, cant figure it out

Wow, 3 is mpossible... i dont even have a vague clue.

think about it think water cant touch him  think what 1 thing can water nvr touch or slide on

The wizard brought the rosebush to her home at night and returned her
to the garden in the morning. Therefore, she was the only plant without dew.

googled it?

umm, well, if its a HIM, is it an animal or a human?

Quote from: haferhole1 on October 05, 2005, 02:46:35 AM
googled it?

lol what makes you think that  ;)

human,and it is not among us earthlings

GOD

Dodger has been cheating, he's been using google to fgure these out. What an asshole. Here's the proof! Dodger10101: www.fuckinggoogleit.com
Dodger10101: lol googled it
Lightning4224: googled what?
Dodger10101: the riddle :D
Lightning4224: omg you've been cheating? im telling on you.
Dodger10101: lol
Dodger10101: that was the 1st time!
Lightning4224: im telling.

NO

That is a total fake convo! I don't even have you on messenger!

lol i'm joking! I googled that one, but only becasue it was impossible! I didn't google any of the others  :)

lol

lol dodger you f-ing liar!

omg i didn't google any of the others  :'( :'( :'(

OK SOM1 FIQURE IT OUT

WOW! This thread sky-rocketed today! Its now #1 and over a quarter of the way complete!

ok  i want every1 to fiqure mine out and som1 was pretty close

Ults, this is the tenth time that you've spelled FIGURE as FIQURE... retard.

well, heres a few more iv been saving  (this is fun  ;D)

1: Alice is walking throught the forest of forgetfulness. She wants to know what day of the week it is. She stops and asks a lion and a unicorn. Now the lion lies all of the time on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. The unicorn always lies on Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

Alice asks the lion what day it is, he says, "Well yesterday was one of my lieing days." Well Alice cant figure it out just from the Lions answer so she asks the unicorn and the unicorn says, "Yesterday was also one of my lieing days."
What day is it?

2: Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed.
What is in the pack?

3: Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us , we will have one each.

How can this be possible?

easier then the last few, so try not to resort to search engines

WHAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( u made me feel bad im blocking u

I gotta go now guys, but riddle me this...

"The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place."

Bye.

EVERYONE REPEAT AFTER ME!!!


Ultswordsman needs to take spelling classes because he is a MORON!  ;D

o, duh, its jesus, he can walk on water

Ultswordsman needs to take spelling classes because he is a MORON! 

alrghty, you guys keep riddling yourselves to death. And dodger, you keep cheating. Im gonna go do homework, i expect 300+ posts when I'm back.

bye guys.....I ONLY GOOGLED ONCE!

:-*

t, urs are ez dodger and bye

ok 2 the dead guys bak is empty cuz the alive 1 stole his stuff


three is enough cuz the 2 sons are  connected by the stomach

NO IT AINT GOD BUT CLOSE

lol, points for creativity, but no

i didnt say god, i said jesus

hafer fiqure mine out b4 u post again

nither

i have no idea, i thought i had it w/ jesus

YOU SAID FIQURE AGAIN!!! you're seriously a moron, I'm not even joking.

:( ok dude u seriously need anger management  :'(

And YOU need spelling classes. Btw, this thread doubled in size today, over 9 pages added, and its not even midnight yet.

im typing bad cuz im practicing home row keys for school

ult, its the sandman

NO another hint hes engulfed in flame

always?

edit: cool, im an alien!

 >:(
this is gonna be crappy, i just know it

ussually and he has a tail

Satan

so... its not a human

ty slayer its aka the devil

2: Almost everyone sees me without noticing me,
For what is beyond is what he or she seeks.
What am I?
this could also be your nose

nope, sry

o, ya, it was already ansured, i guess that could work. i was just saying that wasnt the ansure i was thinking of

it could too  :-*

ok hes another 1


               i am both big and small

               what i make glitters after a light mist'

                i am nice and mean
         

                 human kind needs me

Ill put 1 more out of that book, thn use some diffrent ones.
What is it that IS nothing, but has a name?
It is sometimes long and sometimes short.
It joins our talk and joins our sport.
It plays at every game.
waiting for an answer on this one still.
and yall are lucky I was playin, cause I had convertable, time, and soil already figured out.
Peace

ult, meet me in the gameroom

i have 4 ideas

sound

sun light

color

ears
 
 

the sun, anyway, back to mine from earlier



well, heres a few more iv been saving  (this is fun  )

1: Alice is walking throught the forest of forgetfulness. She wants to know what day of the week it is. She stops and asks a lion and a unicorn. Now the lion lies all of the time on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. The unicorn always lies on Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

Alice asks the lion what day it is, he says, "Well yesterday was one of my lieing days." Well Alice cant figure it out just from the Lions answer so she asks the unicorn and the unicorn says, "Yesterday was also one of my lieing days."
What day is it?

2: Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed.
What is in the pack?

3: Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us , we will have one each.

How can this be possible?

easier then the last few, so try not to resort to search engines

keep guessin ult

guys
it is NOTHING yet it has a name
it is sometimes long and sometimes short, its easy

a few guesses...

a brain?

silence?

a shadow?

luck?

wait, not a brain

congrats to haferhole and ults, both answered mine correctly, mad props guys 8)

ok keep guessing on the new 1  and heres some extra hints its a living creature and its not mythical

my brain hurts...  :-\

im goin 2 sleep, i gotta get up early 2marro
work on my riddles and ill try o think of ults riddle :D

so close to 300 posts... 3 more to go.

by the way, hafer is a liar. He was stall active on the forums 25 minutes after writing this. I checked  ;D. haha, i caught you.

wow im 700+ posts now.

Lol, last post from me tonight. We are 30% of the way there you guys! Keep it up!

ATTENTION EVERYONE! DUELBOARD NEEDS MORE PLAYERS!

If you're sick of waiting in the lobby for countless minutes then there is a quick and easy way to get more people to come to this site. Simple follow these rules:

First, go to: http://www.mpogd.com/gotm/vote.asp

Next, scroll to the bottom of that page and click the "vote" link

Finally, select "cyber battles" from the list and click on "VOTE"


If we get this game to #1 or even close, we would get tons of publicity. Now get off yer asses and vote!

<EDIT> IT IS POSSIBLE TO VOTE ONCE EVERYDAY! THIS WAY, WE CAN GET TONS OF MORE VOTES FROM EVERYONE! MAKE SURE TO TRY AND VOTE EVERYDAY!

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 05, 2005, 04:47:37 AM
by the way, hafer is a liar. He was stall active on the forums 25 minutes after writing this. I checked ;D. haha, i caught you.

lol, alright, well, im going to sleep sometime in the near future, is that better? im waiting 4 that 70s show to end

Bored at night... thought I would make a few. Seriously you guys, dont be cheap, don't google em. ::stares at Dodger::

1.What is too much for one, enough for two, but nothing at all for three?

2. Mom, Dad, and 2 kids have come to a river, and they find a boat. It is small and can only carry one adult or 2 kids at a time. Both kids are good rowers, but how can the whole family reach the other side of the river?

3. Cathy has six pairs of black gloves and six pairs of brown gloves in her drawer. In complete darkness, how many gloves must she take from the drawer in order to be sure to get a pair that match? Think carefully!!

4. Why can't you take a picture of a Indian woman with hair curlers? (lol)

5. What is the largest possible number you can write using only 2 digits - just 2 digits, nothing else?

These are all logic riddles, shouldnt be too hard.

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 05, 2005, 06:22:16 AM
Bored at night... thought I would make a few. Seriously you guys, dont be cheap, don't google em. ::stares at Dodger::

1.What is too much for one, enough for two, but nothing at all for three?

2. Mom, Dad, and 2 kids have come to a river, and they find a boat. It is small and can only carry one adult or 2 kids at a time. Both kids are good rowers, but how can the whole family reach the other side of the river?

3. Cathy has six pairs of black gloves and six pairs of brown gloves in her drawer. In complete darkness, how many gloves must she take from the drawer in order to be sure to get a pair that match? Think carefully!!

4. Why can't you take a picture of a Indian woman with hair curlers? (lol)

5. What is the largest possible number you can write using only 2 digits - just 2 digits, nothing else?

These are all logic riddles, shouldnt be too hard.

2. Sigh......
-The two kids get in the boat and go across, on the other side one gets out and the other goes back, and gets back out.
- An adult gets in and goes accross, and the child brings the boat back.
- The two kids go across again one gets out, and the other paddles back and gets back out.
- The other adult gets in and paddles across, and the child over there brings the boat back, picks up the other kid, and they both paddle across.
-Done

If you want that any plainer I will have to draw a diagram  :)

3. I would say 8, as after playing this game I know that probablity laws are dumb.

4. They arn't allowed to style their hair (I don't really know  :))

5. Logically, 99. But I know that isn't going to be the answer  :P

<EDIT> I promise I did not use Google  ;D

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 05, 2005, 04:48:28 AM
Lol, last post from me tonight. We are 30% of the way there you guys! Keep it up!

You lied as well  ;)

u need 13 gloves to make a match

3 gloves

The real question is, though, how many chucks could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Apologies to whoever locked this post in the first place (not me, as I've just posted probably half a dozen times), but it's back, by popular demand.

If you want to lock it again, send me personal text telling me not to unlock it.

Isn't there only two other people that could have locked it? Those being the_guest (as he started the topic) and Matlu. As the_guest obviously didnt lock it it must have been Matlu  :)

3. Cathy has six pairs of black gloves and six pairs of brown gloves in her drawer. In complete darkness, how many gloves must she take from the drawer in order to be sure to get a pair that match? Think carefully!!

I think it is either 7 gloves,  or just 2 because they WILL match in complete darkness

oops
it is either 8 or2, my bad

Quote from: Parsley on October 05, 2005, 03:08:42 PM
The real question is, though, how many chucks could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

if a wood chuck could chuck wood, he would chuck wood, not chucks.
In fact a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood

The logical answer is 8. Unless there is a dodgey, annoying answer that is.

The answer is 13 actually. Ults got it right, glad to know you can google ults  :P. Sorry for accusing you by the way parsley...
Anywho.. the answer is 13 because-
You could take 6 black gloves out, ll for your right hand.
Next, you could take 6 Brown gloves out, all for your right hand.
Lastly, no matter which glove you pick, brown or black, it will have to be one that will match the right pair.

;D My riddle stumpped the most people... I think

oooh good one, I wasent thinking in pairs, i was thinking in individualy.
BUT in the dark, they would all match  ;)

In the dark, many things are different.

Quote from Times Magazine-

QuoteMost men prefer to have sex in the dark

It's up to you to figure out why  ;) ;D

I know.
They wish they were with something diffrent, like a member of their own species.
Or they are pretending she is an old love, or a fantasy girl.
But with most of the  people here, I imagine that the species thing is correct. ;) :D ;D 8)

guest i swear i didnt google i thought like this well u could keep getting all left hand brown 1s (6) and all black right 1s (6) so u need 13 for absoulute

ok heres 1 all its a type of food by the way



ur fudgey

u have white flakes on top

ur square as well

and ur better frozen

A fudge poptart?

SLAYER U CHEATER I TOLD U IT AND U POSTED CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER ALERT

you stole my brothers quote

cuz u cheated

Let's keep the riddles to the riddles thread, or my brain will explode.

The riddles should go here... it brought this thread up like 200 posts... and it is the true home of them. Oh well, we just have to figure out another way to get 700 more.

h

h

ow

b

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u

t

t

h

i

s

?

No.

hehe, just a thought, I wont do it again.
>:( >:( >:( :D :D :D

How about what? That was stupid. Ok... we're doing a new game on here since the riddles have moved. The new game is gonna be *dun dun dun*... a spoof on Yu-Gi-Oh... and don't lie, you've all heard of it. The rules:

Go in paint, and litterally make your own card. We will post one card at a time on here, using image shack. Anything goes, just dont be cheap and play the auto-win card. I'll accept the first challenge.

I have no idea how to play yo go oh, soIm gonna sit this one out.
AND STOP CALLING ME STUPID DAMMIT ;)

Alrighty, to save my challenger sometime, I premade the the bases for the cards. BTW guys, this isnt meant to be serious, make it funny, feel free to comment and place bets on the winner. BUT like I said, make it last, dont just play the "Auto-Win" card.

Heres the Premade Card Base

(http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/5290/cardfront7bk.png) (http://imageshack.us)

Edit- Made the back too(Lets see if someone find the spoof, isnt that hard.)

(http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/9562/cardback1jl.png) (http://imageshack.us)

u spelled it wrong

HAHAHA YU-GAY-OH.guest, thats funny.
Im not gonna beat you up now. ;) :D

God damn, no challengers? Where is dodger when you need him?... DODGER!!!

i cant
paint

Ults, the cards dont need to look great... they just need to be cards.

i dotn have image shop

Im doing my cards in paint...

i did 1 but i cant get it here...

Hmm, I guess i'll have to wait til the morrow.

Howz this?  ;D

Oh hell no... when I get home, you're going down... BITCH!  >:(

I'm assuming you're my challenge?

Damn right  ;D

I'm not very good with paint...don't know how change the text size or anything...but here goes!

My file size is too big! How did you people get yours to post? Oh well, ImageShack it is...

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/5592/evilchipofdoom2tf.png

Quote from: Bakster on October 07, 2005, 07:45:19 PM
I'm not very good with paint...don't know how change the text size or anything...but here goes!

My file size is too big! How did you people get yours to post? Oh well, ImageShack it is...

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/5592/evilchipofdoom2tf.png

You have to save the file as .PNG.

When you click "save as" in paint, select PNG instead of BMP.

The_guest still has to make something to combat my TEH_GUEST n00b creature  :)

But to target your evil chip of doom, I will play my trump card.  :)

Lol, it cant start like this... We need to have a start and stop point. I go first  :)... My idea  :P

I'll play one card face down... lets see what you have sweety pie.

(http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/8703/cardback3hb.png) (http://imageshack.us)

I don't actually know how to play....what do I do?

Argh...


You can have magic and trap cards and monster cards.
Each person starts with 2000 lifepoints, monster cards all have different attack, make them up, but dont be unreasonable.
Trap cards and magic cards are played face down, when the opponent attacks, or when it your turn, you can flip over the trap/magic card. Trap cards usually effect the opponent somehow, and magic cards will benefit you somehow.

Any more questions?

Yes. What?

... ok, you're not my challenge.

 ;D You guys play and I'll pick it up.

If yu-gay-oh would cease to exist, Ide poste here more, But I love the pedophilia attack, wheres michael jackson at? i bet hes involved with us now. ;D

I used to be a big fan of Yu-Gi-Oh, so I know the rules!

And I can't seem to save it on png...the only options are bitmap.

I summon the evil chip of doom in defence mode!!! Then I play a card face down!

(You know what the evil chip of doom looks like!)

And the correct spelling is paedophilia.

... scary that you know that ;D

Yessss.... now let the fun begin.

I play ULTSWORDSMAN in attack mode! Then I attack your EVIL CHIP OF DOOM with GRAMMAR ATTACK  ;D (haha, can't wait til ults see this)

(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4340/ults4go.png) (http://imageshack.us)

And then I play one more card face down.
(http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/4751/cardback6yf.png) (http://imageshack.us)

Lol, nice pic  ;D

Thats actually him, he sent it to me  ;D

ima kick ur fucking ass and no im a fat kid thats short  :'(

Im sensing some... anger?  ;D

Lol Ults, why did you delete that picture?

HAHAHAHHA

TAKE THAT AN DLOOK AT THE PICTURE

Omg, thats so offensive to me... what shall I EVER DO?!?! Im just going to go in a corner and cry now because that is probably the worst insult I have ever gotten. You're so mean ults, that was completely uncalled for.  :'( :'( :'( :'(

Oh btw, next time try to draw *straight* lines

Lmao... I just looked back at it... and it actually made me chuckle.. funny stuff...

lol

take this 2 i call it guest mom 2

Seriously ults... those are hilarious. But you really cant draw/paint... and wtf are the pictures of? Just random lines?

u being super fat sleeping  :o

How does that have anything to do with "gay guestie"

wait a secound... it left an attack out roll out- guest gets ultra fat and rolls over people

Lol, I looked at the file names. The "Gay Guestie" one's file name isnt even spelled properly. "Guestite"

hey at least im trying

Quote from: ultswordsman on October 08, 2005, 10:21:15 PM
wait a secound... it left an attack out roll out- guest gets ultra fat and rolls over people

hell yes....


Roll out!

[repeat 6x]
Roll out! Roll out! Roll out! Roll out!

[Chorus - "roll out!" in background]
I got my twin glock .40s, cocked back
Me and my homies, so drop that
We rollin on twenties, with the top back
So much money, you can't stop that
Twin glock .40s, cocked back
Me and my homies, so drop that
We rollin on twenties, with the top back
So much money, you can't stop that

Now where'd you get that platinum chain with them diamonds in it?
Where'd you get that matchin Benz with them windows tinted?
Who them girls you be with when you be ridin through?
Man I ain't got nothin to prove, I paid my dues
Breakin the rules, I shake fools while I'm takin a cruise.
Tell me who's your weed man, how do you smoke so good?
You's a superstar boy, why you still up in the hood?
What in the world is in that BAG, what you got in that BAG?
A couple a cans a whoop ass, you did a good ass job of just eyein me, spyin me

[Chorus]

Man, that car don't come out until next year, where in the fuck did you get it?
That's eighty-thousand bucks GONE, where in the fuck did you spend it?
You must have eyes on your back, 'cause you got money to the ceiling
And the bigger the cap, the bigger the peelin
The better I'm feelin, the more that I'm chillin
Winnin, drillin and killin the feelin
Now who's that bucked-naked cook fixin three-course meals?
Gettin goosebumps when her body tap the six inch heels
What in the world is in that ROOM, what you got in that ROOM?
A couple a gats, a couple a knives, a couple of rats, a couple of wives
Now it's time to choose

[Chorus]

Are you custom-made, custom-paid, or you just custom-fitted?
Playstation 2 up in the ride and is that Lorenzo-kitted?
Is that your wife, your girlfriend or just your main bitch?
You take a pick, while I'm rubbin the hips, touchin lips to the top of the dick and then whewwww!
Now tell me who's your housekeeper and what you keep in your house?
What about diamonds and gold, is that what you keep in your mouth?
What in the world is in that CASE, what you got in that CASE?
Get up out my face, you couldn't relate, wait to take place at a similar pace
So shake, shake it

[(Chorus) 1/2x]

Get out my business, my biznass
Stay the fuck up out my biznass, ah
'Cause these niggas all up in my shit and it's my business,
my biznass
Stay the fuck up out my biznass, 'cause it's mine, oh mine
My business, my biznass
Stay the fuck up out my biznass
'Cause these niggas all up in my shit.......[fade]

Lol ults, you're messing up the duel... im gonna make a recap of everything that has happened so far....

Okay, I went first and played one card face down:
(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7916/cardback6de.png) (http://imageshack.us)

Bakster combatted my move by placing the "evil chip of doom" in defense mode, and one card face down.
(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7916/cardback6de.png) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img289.imageshack.us/img289/5868/baksterschip1hi.th.png) (http://img289.imageshack.us/my.php?image=baksterschip1hi.png)

And then I Played ultswordsman in attack mode and attacked with Grammar attack and placed one more card face down.
(http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/3632/ults2gj.png) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/2287/cardback6xk.png) (http://imageshack.us)

And now it's your turn bakster

okay heres mine.

Bodies fill the fields I see, hungry heroes end.
No-one to play soldier now, no-one to pretend.
Running blind through killling fields bred to kill them all,
A victem of what said should be. A servent till I fall.


Soldier boy, Made of clay
Now an empty shell.
Twenty-one, only son
but he served us well.
Bred to kill, not to care.
Do just as we say.
Finished here, greetings death
hes yours to take away.
(Back to the front)
you will do what I say when I say
(Back to the front)
you will die when I say you must die
Back to the front
You coward, you servent, you blind man
back to the front


Barking of machine gun fire does nothing to me now.
Sounding of the clock that ticks, get used to it some how.
More a man more threads you wear, glory seeker trends.
Bodies fill the fields I see the slaughter never ends.

you will do what I say when I say
(Back to the front)
you will die when I say you must die
Back to the front
You coward, you servent, you blind man
back to the front

Why(am I dieing)
Hell(Have no fear)
Lie(Live off lieing)
Hell(Hell is here)
I WAS BORNE FOR DIEING.

you will do what I say when I say
(Back to the front)
you will die when I say you must die
Back to the front
You coward, you servent, you blind man
back to the front

Lol slayer... thats completely off topic, just delete it for now.

this is the neverending post.
and roll out precedes it, I think it goes well

hewres my new 1

slayer heres u

 ;D ;D :D ;)

[/size]

guest shut it i made gay guestie for u

Man I'm so bored... and I'm pissed bakster hasnt been here ALL day!!!!

Hey guest man, join a game real fast, Im in one now
I wanna talk to you for a min

ultswordsman card : )

i rule seee im ze best

dodger and guest card  ;D

lol

O0o0o0o0o... seeexy

Hey I just realized bakster was here and he never posted in this... asshole.

I still haven't figured out how to post my pics in here without going into ImageShack. It's so frustrating!!!!! Help me out!!

Now the filesize of my cards are 1406KB which exceeds the amount for ImageShack!!! Resizing it doesn't help either. HELP!!! I can't keep The_Guest waiting!

Copy my card base, go in paint, and then paste it. Draw your card onto the card base. Save the fiel as a .PNG

go to www.imageshack.us
find your file, upload it, and choose the "hotlink for forums [1]"
Paste the link in here.

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 09, 2005, 03:39:33 PM
Copy my card base, go in paint, and then paste it. Draw your card onto the card base. Save the fiel as a .PNG

go to www.imageshack.us
find your file, upload it, and choose the "hotlink for forums [1]"
Paste the link in here.

That's what I did, but I can't save files as .png...

Try doing this:

"Save As"
At the bottom you'll see where it says something like "All Pictures" or "Bitmap. bmp"

Use the scroll bar and instead choose .PNG
then when you save the file, type ".PNG" after the file name.
Go try it

There are only 4 options and they are all bitmap of various colour depths, but I don't want my card to look shit :P

I don't understand how .png will make the filesize smaller, and I don't understand why my chip of doom worked...

Thats odd. .PNG somehow lets you upload it right onto the forums incase the size is too big. I guess you could try www.photobucket.com...

Or if you have AIM, you can send it to me and i'll post it for you

No I don't have AIM, and I will try photobucket.

Wow, i just tried to register to photobucket, talk about shitty registration. I had to go through like 10 ADS to finally register.

*sigh* I give up. The resized image uploaded to PhotoBucket is so small you can barely see it.

No0o0o0o0o... damn you.

Try imageshack one more time, otherwise just make the image so its bigger on photobucket.

I dont understand, you sucessfully posted the "card back" image the first time, so whats happening now?

Anyway...I use the magic card "Dictionary" which destroys all monsters with bad spelling and bad grammar. Bye Bye ultswordsman.

I follow up by using a magic card "Rapid Fire Monster Producer", which allows me to summon all the monsters from my deck. I then use my face down card "Mega-Fusion", to fuse all my monsters to create:

FlyingSlimeBlobWarriorBeastEyeTentacleQueenPredatorPsiLordWarriorSpideroidFusionMechaMechSabreFaceGrabbingDroidProbeDroneTurretCyborgHoverTankTankJetPackSuperDoubleComboHatchlingArmorWieldingMutantAcidSpittingBeaconsMountFireFoxHovershipJeepRobotMiningDroid. (Where have you seen this before? ;))

This attacks you with Super Fusion Combo Blast, which has a strength of 42659869598464958426998426394288459834892639546529659840924120470704174074698608463064081603401467805689496598710937450236098310, which should just about win the match for me.

I win, no more of this card picture bullshit.

P.S. That wasn't an instant win card, I used clever strategy to combine all my monsters together using lots of different cards.

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 09, 2005, 04:13:00 PM
No0o0o0o0o... damn you.

Try imageshack one more time, otherwise just make the image so its bigger on photobucket.

I dont understand, you sucessfully posted the "card back" image the first time, so whats happening now?

I don't know, but I won, and I'm not wasting any more time doing this stupid picture crap.

The card back is .png, I didn't need to save it in paint.

Ahem... you may have though you won but did you forget about my two face down cards?... Yeah me too...

Actually its on my other computer so uh... i'll beat you later  :P

lol bakster... you screwed p the alignment of this page  >:(

HA! Time to flip over those 2 face down cards! 
(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/7485/momcard6do.png) (http://imageshack.us) (http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6348/barbie3kl.png) (http://imageshack.us)

Thats right bitch... looks like you dont win after all!

Well I play "Anti-Female Spray" which destroys everything female. Your trap cards are destroyed, the attack goes on, and you lose.

... You cant play that card unless its your turn or unless you already had it face down on the field, so HAH! Just forget t, you lost.

But it still is my turn, your trap cards were a result of my attack on my turn, and my card counters your traps.

Yeah but in order to counter my attack it would already have to be placed on the field, so booyah!

I will lol, but Bakster kinda screwed the plans over  >:(

Idk... bakster is disqualified, lol  :D

I'm accepting new challenges... dont post any cards yet, just lemme know who you are and we'll start eventually.

Lol congratz anima, now when people go through and read some of the topics they
wont make sense b/c ppl will refer to you and you wont even have any post in there

You obviously know that isnt gonna happen... im not gonn go through 700+ posts
and delete all my useless ones (and there are many;D)

Well if I could post the stupid cards, I would be able to play :'(

You must be doing something wrong... how big are your freaken cards? They would have to be like the size of this whole page to exceed the size limit on Imageshack... my cards arent even 1/100 of the imageshack file size.

Lol anima... anyways....

Bakster,
I did some investigations... my cards are all under 80KB and then I looked at your "evil chip of doom" card and it was freaken 465KB! WTF are you doing to your cards? I couldnt even get my file size that large if I tried...

Edit: for god's sake, my "your mom" card is only 11.4KB, you must be doing something wrong.

Wow, I've been gone a DAY and you guys manage to post 6 pages of shizze! lol.

Oh lovin' the Dodger & the_Guest card  ;D

Yeah me too, but seriously dodger, you need to shave.

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 09, 2005, 06:21:51 PM
Lol anima... anyways....

Bakster,
I did some investigations... my cards are all under 80KB and then I looked at your "evil chip of doom" card and it was freaken 465KB! WTF are you doing to your cards? I couldnt even get my file size that large if I tried...

Edit: for god's sake, my "your mom" card is only 11.4KB, you must be doing something wrong.

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Heh... what program are you using? MS paint? I don't see how its even possible... you must be using like millions of colors.

I think Paint is fucked. I drew a couple of random lines and ImageShack still said it was 1406 kb. It's somehow stuck on 1406 kb :'(

Hmm.. thats really odd... do you have any other picture editing programs besides paint?

I doubt it.

What a dumb post... go check lol.

No.

Its cuz you live in england... stupid brits.

I wonder if restarting my computer will contribute towards this most disastrous matter of epic proportions.

Um....How old is your version of Paint? Wow...

Yeah I know... i tried the two lines thing and mine was .9kb...

Windows 98. The filesize is the same no matter what I do. Even a blank page stayed at 1406 kilobytes, and it started ever since I posted the evil chip of doom...

HE REALLY IS EVIL! Do not touch the chip or he will fux up your computer!!

No clue... did you restart?

guest no bakster did a quick play magic card which can be played at any time

Sounds totally Fuxs0rd

whatever you say ults... I dont care anyways. I Need ideas on what we should do in this thread now, since noone is taking my challenge.

Nothing involving pictures or graphics.

lol... well... give me ideas

I think its going pretty well as is, you got more posts determining that baksters computer sucks than you did playing your game.
SO you need a new target to coonfuse and then act like your trying to help and you should get EVEN MORE posts.
Plus, if you abandon that gay card game, Ill Bless this thead with my glory once again.
Love
The Slayer

Abandoned  ;D

And the was a good point Zak

Guest, your so sweet. :D
Sorry I missed your party last night, I went to cunninghams and saw my cousin alex. we had a few cold ones and I went to the beach with my friends and a beutiful girl who ids to young for me, but will make a great friend.
;D ;) peace

Wait hold up a sec...

Some guy got thrown outta the party yesterday cuz noone knew him and he was drunk of his ass. I thought that was you... lol.

HAHAHAHA>
your Kidding.
I was gonna show up too, but my buddy paid for gas and beer, so I decided to honor his request not to go party with people he dosent know.
Thats cracking me up that someone took my plan though.
Did it really happen?

Yeah... someone actually got thrown out. No body knew who the kid was and I wasnt gonna say anything but When I asked wut happened they were like "Idk, some random guy showed up... drunk off his ass... so we kicked him out"

I just went to the other side of the house and laughed for like 5 minutes. Thats just too funny.

Someone stole my plan  >:(
Thats not funny.
no... wait a minute ... it is too ;D
its actually hilarious.
If I had shown up too, and there were two drunk's that no-one knew, that would be better. But all well.
I had a pretty good time at the beach, and I didnt even get drunk, I just had a few beers.
Thats the think about hanging out with cute, smartass girls, you dont HAVE to get drunk to have a good time.
It helps, but its not nessisary.
I wish you would have told me about the drunk before I asked, I would have tried to steal credit.  8)
anyway, go to the mall this weekend  :)

Lol... I cant go to the mall this weekend cuz its homecoming.  :P Sorry.

Alright... time for a new game:

Post your link for the funniest movie you can find,(only one movie per person) and then everyone besides yourself votes on it from a scale of 1-10 (10 being the best). We'll take the average of the scores and give you the points you deserve.

One more thing, the only people allowed to post the movies are people below 250 points. The winner of the movie contest will get 16 free points in the game, from the account The_Guest.

Idea by: Slayer_Z

NO MOVIES CONTAINING NUDITY OR INNAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE

Failure to follow the rules will result in disqualification and a possible forum ban from Parsley or Matlu.

Contest Length: 5 days, ends on 10/15/05

Score will be posted here:

Participants up to date-
Slayer_Z- 7, 7, 7, 5
Haferhole- 8, 9, 7
Parsley- 4, 6
Ultswordsman 7, 8

http://www.jedimaster.net/

http://www.screamingpickle.com/members/StarWarsKid/


Ed. Same one - just different links.

Didn't notice the 250 thing. Sorry.  Still funny stuff tho :)

can i post more then 1?

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/icon.htm

I rate Parsley's a 4.

Bakster, arent you above 250? And parsley, you can only post one.

I have seen that Icon War a million times Bakster - And you can find it full screen and with sound here...

http://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/see.htm

I'm giving Bakster a 4, it didnt even make me laugh  :P

But you're over 250 arent you?

I give my predacessors both a 4 out of 10, heres my gem

http://uploads.ungrounded.net/content.php?id=85361&name=85361_ABORT.swf&title=Birds%20n%27%20Bees&date=1128916800&quality=b&uj=0&w=550&h=400

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 10, 2005, 07:11:53 PM
I'm giving Bakster a 4, it didnt even make me laugh  :P

But you're over 250 arent you?

Not on a new name ;D

http://gorillamask.net/andifeel.shtml

sry, slayer, the websites not workin for me, so i cant rate urs

Lol, baksters is disqualified....

Im gonna give slayer a 7, not bad.

Lmao... that was just too great, so random, so subtle. Hafer gets an 8 from me, it actually made me laugh.

Hafer, I give you a 7, but My vote dosent go into effect till you rate mine :P

I'll give it a 5. Made me smile a bit.

Hafer gets an 8. LMAO!

slayer gets a 7

slayer, since i cant c urs, ill go with the guest and ults and give u a 7

Bakster, you need to be more clear, who are you giving the 5 to? Slayer?

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 10, 2005, 07:26:38 PM
Bakster, you need to be more clear, who are you giving the 5 to? Slayer?

Yes.

After this we should all post Internet personality tests and stuff and compare results.

http://www.drunkendelight.com/view.php?id=175
there is ALMOST nudity on the webpage itself, but nothing is visable.
may be inapropriate for children under 16, the videop it self is clean, but VERY VERY FUNNY.
rate this for fun, dosent count for compition cause I already posted 1.

http://www.drunkendelight.com/view.php?id=1803
that one scares me :'(

Lol Slayer... dont post too many. Save em for a diff time. Anyways, keep checking my first post that states the contest rules, I'm updating it all the time to show the votes and participants.

OK HERES A FUNNY 1 AND IF I DONT GET GOOD RANKS ON THIS 1 ILL PULL OUT MY SECRET WEAPON



http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/3484

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 10, 2005, 07:34:06 PM
Lol Slayer... dont post too many. Save em for a diff time. Anyways, keep checking my first post that states the contest rules, I'm updating it all the time to show the votes and participants.

How did you not know this was gonna happen? :P

thats all Im postin for now
I rule
Haffer almost rule.
too bad all foamy cartoons cuss cause that would be good to go up against

Quote from: ultswordsman on October 10, 2005, 07:43:56 PM
OK HERES A FUNNY 1 AND IF I DONT GET GOOD RANKS ON THIS 1 ILL PULL OUT MY SECRET WEAPON

it says find the funnyest thing u can find and only 1 per person so just post ur secret weapon insted of this

Quote from: Slayer_Z on October 10, 2005, 07:51:44 PM
thats all Im postin for now
I rule
Haffer almost rule.
too bad all foamy cartoons cuss cause that would be good to go up against

great idea, foamy rules!

Foamy rules all, but he cusses in every episode, I already checked ;D

Quote from: ultswordsman on October 10, 2005, 07:43:56 PM
OK HERES A FUNNY 1 AND IF I DONT GET GOOD RANKS ON THIS 1 ILL PULL OUT MY SECRET WEAPON



http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/3484

Since I've seen that before, I'll add a point.

8/10.

ill give it a 7

im winning

after this i want a most retarded contest video

Quote from: ultswordsman on October 10, 2005, 08:03:57 PM
im winning

no, i am

Nothing to do with this competition. 

But if you haven't seen this before, go watch!

www.happytreefriends.com (http://www.happytreefriends.com)

Its extremely confusing to see what people voted for who... can you put all your votes into one box? And update it when a new movie is released? Thanks  ;D

I just had to post this, because this post means we are half way there :-)

w00t for 500!

I wanted the 500th post.
all well, I mark the start of the second half.
LOVE ME
EVERYBODY
love
the slayer  ::)

Anima, that is SO screwed up.
Im giving it a 3 cause I dont know if its a  grown crackhead, or a young crackhead, and that makes me chuckle a little.
I feel so bad though

Lol anima, I think you're a little above the 250 mark to participate.

iv seen that be4. its cool, but not really funny

Whao anima... tons of links. Btw, did anyone else laugh their ass off when they saw spongebob's avatar?

Im giving parsley a 6... just curious though Pars, how many points do you have? 250+?

OK, if anima can spam, surely I can.

EVERY SINGLE MOVIE FROM FUNNYJUNK.COM COMING UP!

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/59/Everything+Is+Gay/stream

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/60/Rock+Climbing+Accident/stream

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/55/How+to+fold+a+shirt/stream

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/56/Mean+old+folks/stream

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/52/Air+Force+Fun/stream

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/world.htm

gratz anima, thought you didn't want pointless stuff. You've just incited a whole load of it!

We are now 52.1% of the way there! Yippee!

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/backstreet.htm

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/asianpride.htm

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/poopie.htm

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/survey.htm

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/poopie.htm

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/smurf.htm

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/madness.htm

Lol... anima only spammed like 5 links you loser.... and you repeated "poopie" like 6 times...

Yeah...I was wondering how that happened....my computer is fucked.

The guest, Its 10 on a tuesday morning, do you really GO to school? :P

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/funny_instructions.htm

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/sunday_school.htm

I'm at school right now, I'm in AP Bio supposed to be researching Tyrosine-Kinase Receptors... but I decided I'm too good to be doing that  ;D

Ok I'm bored of spamming.

Oohhh just one more!

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/arnie.htm

Must....spam....more!!

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/traffic_ticket.htm

Zak, its 10 on a tuesday morning... why the hell are you awake?

HAHAHA.
good question.
See there was this girl.
And we were on my buddies water bed untill 3, Then I tucked her in gently, kissed her forehead and came home.
I guess she liked the tenderness of the tuck, cause my phone started rnging at 8 and supposadly Im in the shower getting ready to go get them.
;D

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/mindreader.htm

Ok, how does this work? It's probably something really simple, but I can't figure out how it does it!

Maybe it really does read your mind... :o

I sit gonna scare me again?
I remember yor last one stilll.

Damn. I know it's not a scary popup, but I can't convince you!

Dot worry about it, I havent looked at any of your other links either.
Did you see the one thats mocking the priceless commercials for mastercard, that shits hilariious

I saw it  ;D

I'll watch your mindreader thing when I get home bakster, school probably isnt the best place to do that stuff

Quote from: Bakster on October 11, 2005, 05:03:54 PM
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/mindreader.htm

Ok, how does this work? It's probably something really simple, but I can't figure out how it does it!

Maybe it really does read your mind... :o

I don't understand it, I did it like 5 times and it got it right every time...there must be a trick of some sort...very clever though...I noticed that the symboys for the numbers change each time, if that makes a difference.

[Ed.  I won't spoil it, as it's quite an amusing site... Will abuse my power & delete posts that spoil it for other people] :)

lol, iv seen be4 and i know secret, but since i dont want to be deleted, i wont tell.  (hint. it doesnt actually read your mind)

thats amazing... confusing, only seems to work if you follow the instructions, you cant just try random numbers..  ???

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/awesome.htm

this page rules!

btw, sponge, great avatar!

LOL! See I told you his avatar was freaking awesome... I want it too lol

lol, its the wrong size though, thats why its iffy at start  :-\

i figured out that mind read thing...that is kinda lame, it was cool at first

It tricked me at first... but if you just try it a couple times is very easy to see what it does.

oh i get it now, still pretty amazing  :D

Quote from: Blitzjoker on September 24, 2006, 04:56:16 AM
I know, but sometimes well, most of the time.... i am an asshole.

I agree

Quote from: The_Guest on June 18, 2005, 05:48:43 AM
Me and Dodger impersonate girls for fun

I know, you told me on AIM.

Quote from: Bakster on February 04, 2006, 04:23:08 PM
Sometimes i wish i was dead. Im such a loser. Someone should kill me

I second that

Quote from: SiR_gUt on October 11, 2005, 11:37:46 PM
Ok, i admit it....anima you invented teleport and kill. BTW, i love you.

::)

Funny quotes... but those are all fake. Me and Dodger dont "impersonate' girls... and i never said that. Its very obvious... just click the link on top of any of those quotes and you'll see they are fake. All of them. Besides, they all show that they were said on the same day, within minutes of each other... nice try Anima, but no.

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 12, 2005, 02:26:30 AM
Funny quotes... but those are all fake. Me and Dodger dont "impersonate' girls... and i never said that. Its very obvious... just click the link on top of any of those quotes and you'll see they are fake. All of them. Besides, they all show that they were said on the same day, within minutes of each other... nice try Anima, but no.

Umm ok. I wasn't gunna post this, but you did call me a faggot on AIM. Sad really. I don't like it when people lie. Especially when you find it amusing to trick nice people like ults.

Quote from: anima on October 12, 2005, 02:40:17 AM
Umm ok. I wasn't gunna post this, but you did call me a faggot on AIM. Sad really. I don't like it when people lie. Especially when you find it amusing to trick nice people like ults.

Well then, I guess the joke is off. Thanks for ruining it  :-\

Btw, I'm just letting everyone know that I feel slighty responsible for anima doing all this (spamming boards, deleting account). On the other hand however, I feel like he brought it upon himself. Im not gonna bother to explain, those of you who were in on it should know what I'm talking about. Also, Anima gave me his password, which I wont touch, ever.

Anima, here is my apology if I'm responsble: I'm sorry, just come back. DB wants you.

And Ults... well, when you read this, you'll probably be very pissed. But you gotta admit... it was funny  ;D
And err... yeah nvm that's all.

On a lighter note:
Isnt it ironic that anima was the one on the crusade against spamming? Heh... made me chuckle.

But, this contest that we had, it's over. Anima wins. I dont care if he is above 250 points or not, that video was just too damn funny. I'm giving him a 20, for good show, funny video, and also because I want him to come back.

the joke WAS funny.
Anyone impersonating a girl is, unless he wants my stuff.
I love ults likea Bro, but the joke was still funny.
Ults is like the rest of us, and he plays jokes too.
plus he was warned by more than just me that it was a joke.
I love guest and anima, and I am pissed that anima sent me his password, Im sure he snt it to others as well.
If anyone uses it, ILL KICK YOUR ASS>
FOR REAL>
we need all of us to be here like the family we were.
ults is a little MAN.
he can take a joke.
BUT animas video wasent as good as mine.
and gest cant vote cause he is the hst.
so I still win.
COME BACK ANIMA.
FORGIVE THEM ULT.
APOLOGIVE AGAIN GUEST.
AND NO_ONE DARE OPEN ANIMAS ACCOUNT.
I WILL FIND YOU.
LOVE
THE SLAYER

What the hell are you all talking about?

you have about 500 posts and I cruel joke where a guy sais hes a girl to get another guy to confess his love to catch up on.
by the way.
Im 17, blond hair, Green eyes, and I LOVE YOU

Is anyone else confused?

Quote from: Parsley on October 03, 2005, 02:54:31 PM
Interesting stuff.  I'm sure it could be argued that it shows the gender neutrality of the internet, and the consequential inference that teenage boys are unwilling to compromise the anonymity the internet confers.

Either that, or there's a fairly disturbing group of asexual anima drones buzzing around the board.

Animas, the lot of you.  :P

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 12, 2005, 03:23:46 AM
On a lighter note:
Isnt it ironic that anima was the one on the crusade against spamming? Heh... made me chuckle.

But, this contest that we had, it's over. Anima wins. I dont care if he is above 250 points or not, that video was just too damn funny. I'm giving him a 20, for good show, funny video, and also because I want him to come back.

What video?

Oh, I get it now ;D

Who here is still up in the air about what happened?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

well.. too bad  :P

I'm kinda confused about how you managed to piss anima off so much  ???

 :-\ It was actually the other way around...

is not happy at all woth guest... mad doesnt even describe how i feel.... >:(

hes an angry turtle.
>:( ;D :D ;)
but we love you ult.

read my sig.....

Quote from: ultswordsman on October 13, 2005, 01:31:06 AM
is not happy at all woth guest... mad doesnt even describe how i feel.... >:(

You're mad at me?! Wow... I expected the opposite  ;)

But hey... tons of people were in on it... don't just blame me!!
And c'mon ults... you know it would've been funny if the joke wasnt on you.

 ;D Well, after one month, I finally re-broke 900! :-) Now only 90 pts to go before I catch KXB.

Wow... I gained 50 pts in two days, that might be a new personal record.

acctually no..... i didnt find this funny at all and i tried thinking if it happened to som1 else still aint funny and i wanna know who was in on it now

Quote from: ultswordsman on October 13, 2005, 02:08:45 AM
i wanna know who was in on it now

No one else was in on it... I just said that to take the load off me a bit  ;D

Umm... Im sorry? I really dont know what you want me to do...

It was pretty funny ult.
I found out about it about 2 days ago.
The next time I came on after that it was all exposed.
It would have been even funnier if it had been someone else, but basically, cruel jokes hapen every day and the only way to be safe it to see through people.
I couldnt help but think it was funny when I found out, Because Ive been the butt of a few.
The important thing is to learn from your mistakes and grow stronger every day.
plus, one day guest is gonna meet a girl he really likes, and sleep with her only to wake up the following morning and notice that she has a little stubble on her chin, and whats that hanging out of her panties?
she has balls?
WTF?
;)

One day? Thats already happened... how could you forget slayer? That day you invited me over...?

I DID NOT HAVE ANY STUBLE THAT DAY.\
you insensitive bastard.
Plus I had a thong, not panties.
And you knew I had balls

Quote from: Slayer_Z on October 13, 2005, 02:28:51 AM
And you knew I had balls

...those were your balls? They were hardly visible, I thought they were little peircings...

they were hardly visable cause of your cute puffy cheeks, but the sides still hung out a lil. ;)

oooook.... next topic....

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 13, 2005, 12:58:16 AM
:-\ It was actually the other way around...

Hold on, hold on....So what happened exactly?? What caused Anima to go crazy?? If you don't wanna say on here then PM me because I wan't to know!

I would like to know too. And what is this cruel joke on ults?

PM PM PM!!

next thing wtf was it slayer told me just a small piece of it and then he left so i wanna know the whole freaking thing

Lol... I feel slightly empowered... and slightly ashamed.

BUT... since I pissed off ults enough already, Im not gonna tell anyone what went on behind the scenes. Just maybe...maybe, Ults will forgive me.

...if not... whatever  ;D

6 people on the forums... no one on the game. How bout someone actually logs on and plays?

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 13, 2005, 11:15:52 PM
Lol... I feel slightly empowered... and slightly ashamed.

BUT... since I pissed off ults enough already, Im not gonna tell anyone what went on behind the scenes. Just maybe...maybe, Ults will forgive me.

...if not... whatever  ;D

i suggest u do tell me or ill  just have to steal every last 1 of ur points  with my buds

Do it then.  ;)
I dare you.

gotcha ill rally now

Well, Im in the game, waiting for you and your "buds"

im going to be leaving them messages a little code if u wish to say and they will be on    when they read it

Yep, just don't take too long. I have to start homework in an hour.

ill be there in about 2 minutes but i dont know when they will be

Why'd you leave so soon? You still have 914 points to take from me...

i hadto stop at runescape to pick up an emerald and sapphire gave a guy 2000 gold to carve em for me and i wasnt gonna waste it

I could have done it for free  :P
60-something crafting

HAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAA

lol... wtf? It is... isnt it?

My char best char here in runescape back when i played

Runescape sucks, saddos. 8)

I agree with bakster.
Runescape is painstaking boring, and completly pointless.

Quote from: Slayer_Z on October 14, 2005, 09:30:33 PM
I agree with bakster.
Runescape is painstaking boring, and completly pointless.

I used to like it, then I got PKed and lost everything...so I started smithing and got bored of the amazingly lame repetitiveness of it.

Runescape = very long attention span. You cant be good at runescape unless you like smith/mining/cooking/fighting things... over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over... and over... and over...and over again...

Thats exactly why I hate it. it never changes, same crap over and over again forever.

It's like every other Internet RPG, except it has graphics (2D was better than the new 3D shit), and there are more things to mindlessly repeat.....and it's free.

Wonder why it is so popular?

It was for awhile... then it got way too repetitive.

Do you believe in magic... da na na na... cant touch this.

I'm really bored and should be doing homework...but homework is no fun so how bout someone comes and plays me...please?

wow, I played a game by myself and went the whole way without failing anything except a cyborg, a 90% blaster, and a fire fox. I suceeded a mech, pred, flying slime, force armor hover tank, tank, and tentacle.

lol, just shows, when you don't actually need them, they work. Try that in a real battle and you will get slaughtered!

BTW, Guest....Why/how exactly are you a Barbie Girl?  ???

Quote from: Dodger on October 15, 2005, 09:13:14 PM
BTW, Guest....Why/how exactly are you a Barbie Girl?  ???

Please dodger, dont ask stupid questions. The answer is so obvious I wont even tell you.

I know a few barbie girls, they are great, you can brush their hair, undress them anywhere, and boobs of plastic are fantastic :D
guest, are yours natural?

No...  :-[

SOMEONE GET ON DAMN IT!!!

I will take no part in increasing the number of posts in this thread, thereby bringing it closer to the ultimate target of 1000 replies. :)

anima trivia: Before i made the infamous 'anima' account, i battled under the names of 'gray_fox', '47', 'il_drago', and many more.

Quote from: Paolo_G on October 16, 2005, 08:20:39 PM
I will take no part in increasing the number of posts in this thread, thereby bringing it closer to the ultimate target of 1000 replies. :)

anima trivia: Before i made the infamous 'anima' account, i battled under the names of 'gray_fox', '47', 'il_drago', and many more.

Oh good job not taking a part in this  :P

And I always knew gray_fox was you.

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 16, 2005, 08:28:48 PM
Oh good job not taking a part in this  :P

You caught my joke  :D

anima trivia: Three of my friends played this game as well. We use to team under the name of TBC

Whats with the trivia? ... Myabe I should do trivia... on my last 800 or so posts.

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 16, 2005, 08:34:04 PM
Whats with the trivia? ... Myabe I should do trivia... on my last 800 or so posts.

I think it's an interesting and original idea. But, now chumps are gunna rip me off : (

anima trivia: I once accused matlu (unaware of who he was) of cheating. He threatened to delete me  :D

Quote from: Paolo_G on October 16, 2005, 08:36:09 PM
anima trivia: I once accused matlu (unaware of who he was) of cheating. He threatened to delete me :D

LMAO!!! What did he say to you?

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 16, 2005, 08:37:51 PM
LMAO!!! What did he say to you?

LoL not too sure now. But, it was something along the lines of: ' You really think im cheating?'  'I wouldnt cheat' 'But if you insist i can delete you : )'

anima trivia: Me and waylan use to chat on msn. We even use to chat on duelboard. One day me and him were teaming  two guests. We killed one and he was about to kill the other. I discovered that the guest was konig. So, i teamed with konig and since that day waylan has never spoken to me........true story.

You realize you're gonna run outta trivia right...?

Run out of trivia? Never......

anima trivia: My hardest opponent was Konig_Wolf

Quote from: Paolo_G on October 16, 2005, 08:48:54 PM
anima trivia: My hardest opponent was The_Guest

Wow, really? Thanks man...


(See, anyone can manipulate quotes  ;D)

lol yeah but its better when people cant find the quote (when it doesnt exist). Because then there is no proof that it didnt exist

anima trivia: My easiest opponent was legolas7024

Quote from: Paolo_G on October 16, 2005, 08:53:35 PM
anima trivia: My easiest opponent was legolas7024

Thats so mean...

And do you seriously remember the numbers after this guys name? SS or something?

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 16, 2005, 08:55:07 PM
Thats so mean...

And do you seriously remember the numbers after this guys name? SS or something?

Yes he was in a SS when i beat you :D

anima trivia: I never actually played at gd. My friend tried to get me to play it once but i didnt like it. So, my gaming experience has been less than half a year.

wait, did you remake the name "anima" or did you make a new name?

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 16, 2005, 10:45:30 PM
wait, did you remake the name "anima" or did you make a new name?

Im confused. I came to duelboards and played under a few names. One day i was reading and i came across the word anima. I liked it. Then a legend was born : )

anima trivia: My password 240988 is actually my DOB.

... is that still your password?

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 16, 2005, 10:55:32 PM
... is that still your password?

lol no jackass. My password is now my middle name with a certain digit on the end.

anima trivia: I once had a severe losing streak that lasted for a week. Strangely enough, i was ranked 13th at the time.

I'll post bakster facts when I can think of some...sorry anima, I just had to rip you off ;D

Bakster fact: I am probably the only frequent Duelboard player to have only one name

Can anyone notice the vital flaw? ;D

no period at the end  ;D

Quote from: Paolo_G on October 16, 2005, 10:58:58 PM
anima trivia: I once had a severe losing streak that lasted for a week. Strangely enough, i was ranked 13th at the time.

Coincedently it took me ages to get past 13th because I kept getting my ass kicked.

By me  ;D

You know what would be hilarious? If I deleted EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY POSTS!!

Then, almost no threads would make any sense.

do it do it do it

no.

Im not gonna post anymore... for atleast a couple minutes.

ill give u a dollar

Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 17, 2005, 01:09:26 AM
You know what would be hilarious? If I deleted EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY POSTS!!

Then, almost no threads would make any sense.

You havent got the cojones like me. You got lil chico cojones.

anima trivia: I have big cojones man

by big u mean smaller then peas then yes

Guest, if you delete every post, you will make animas sacrifice have a tru meaning.
Do IT

Don't do it!! It will be really annoying! Nothing will make sense.

Quote from: haferhole1 on October 17, 2005, 12:08:14 AM
no period at the end  ;D

Wrong! Come on, the flaw is so obvious, I spotted it seconds after typing it!

Bakster fact: The flaw in the previous 'bakster fact' is so blatantly obvious that you are a dumbass if you don't get it.

It's me bitch! I'm the flaw!!!

Quote from: Bakster on October 16, 2005, 11:59:51 PM

Bakster fact: I am probably the only frequent Duelboard player to have only one name

Can anyone notice the vital flaw? ;D

Yea, you forgot about me and also probably isnt a fact. Infact thats not even a fact at all.

Quote from: SiR gUt on October 17, 2005, 08:20:56 PM
Yea, you forgot about me and also probably isnt a fact. Infact thats not even a fact at all.

The fact that the word "probably" is in a 'fact' makes it not a fact. And apologies to you Gut, but you have used a Guest before, have you not?

Think happy thoughts.

Count from 10....1

& then post.

My haiku to duelboard

Three hundred replies.
Each a sublime compromise.
Soaked up by your eyes.

[Ed. to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody]

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Wow.... :)

 ;D

Bakster fact: Bakster rules!

Quote from: Bakster on October 16, 2005, 11:59:51 PM
I'll post bakster facts when I can think of some...sorry anima, I just had to rip you off ;D

Bakster fact: I am probably the only frequent Duelboard player to have only one name

Can anyone notice the vital flaw? ;D

OOps didnt mean to actually post it.
The vital flaw though is that we are cyber battlers, or duel board posters, duelboard is not an actual game

was there a point to that?

Hey hafer, one of my favorite funny quotes is...

Quote from: George Bush"The problem with the French is, they don't have a word for entrepreneur."

Classic  ;D

But... entrepreneur is a French word...

Ohhhh. I get it.  :P

lol, never herd that 1

Quote from: Parsley on October 19, 2005, 12:11:19 PM
But... entrepreneur is a French word...

Ohhhh. I get it.  :P

LMAO!  :D

Quote from: Slayer_Z on October 19, 2005, 02:39:12 AM
OOps didnt mean to actually post it.
The vital flaw though is that we are cyber battlers, or duel board posters, duelboard is not an actual game

I wanna know if I was the flaw  >:(

he already said the flaw, when he said he was probably the only frequent Duelboard player to have only one name. that made it not a fact anymore, but a guess

Q. How many flawed duelboard players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Ten...

One to pretend to be a girl,
The second to hit on the girl,
The third to wonder out loud if the girl is a girl,
The fourth to start an argument about players pretending to be girls
The fifth to argue about people who argue
The fourth to log in as a guest in order to cuss the fifth
The sixth to wonder whether the guest is the second, or third player
The seventh to start a flame against the second and third player
The second and third player to blame it all on the first player for pretending to be a girl,
The sixth to defend the first player, because at least he wasn't pretending to be a guest,
The eigth to post some spam,
The ninth to tell everyone to shut the hell up and lock the post.
And the tenth to design a java application that simulates a light bulb developed by a corporation that decided that the original light bulb just wasn't popular enough.

http://missingmass.net/glow.htm

Out of all the bad websites I've seen, that ranks somewhere in the middle.

Quote from: Parsley on October 19, 2005, 10:02:19 PM
Q. How many flawed duelboard players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Ten...

One to pretend to be a girl,
The second to hit on the girl,
The third to wonder out loud if the girl is a girl,
The fourth to start an argument about players pretending to be girls
The fifth to argue about people who argue
The fourth to log in as a guest in order to cuss the fifth
The sixth to wonder whether the guest is the second, or third player
The seventh to start a flame against the second and third player
The second and third player to blame it all on the first player for pretending to be a girl,
The sixth to defend the first player, because at least he wasn't pretending to be a guest,
The eigth to post some spam,
The ninth to tell everyone to shut the hell up and lock the post.
And the tenth to design a java application that simulates a light bulb developed by a corporation that decided that the original light bulb just wasn't popular enough.

:-\ What/who exactly are you referring to??

Who:
1 - You (no offence  ;)!)
2-7 - I made up
8 - possibly Anima, but I wasn't thinking of him at the time
9 - me
10 - matlu

What:
A theoretical postulation based on an age old precept for a joke.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_bulb_jokes

Was a 50/50 toss up between choosing your gender-swapping antics & Anima's gender-god-knows-what antics... But I couldn't really work out a funny way of carrying on Anima's visa. the light bulb joke framework.     :P

Thread is moving kinda sloooow...

...we...need...more...motivation... time ...for....a....new.....c...o...n...t...e...s...t

New contest:

Post 1 link of the funniest news article you can find.
Fake ones will not be accepted...
Winner gets a kiss  ;)
hah... no.
Winner gets like...... all of my points, every single one. All 930 or whatever it is.
hah... no, did I get you on that one?
winner gets a kiss.
hah... for real
No seriously, Im not joking. I'll send you an e-kiss from yours truely  ;D

be4 i go hunting 4 articals, who won last contest?

what was the last contest? Lol....

oh... that contest... uhhmmm...

who do you think won?

me, of course  ;D

Yup, I won. Good Job hafer!

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Did I stutter? c-c-c-cuz what I s-s-s-said was r-r-r-right...

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