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Shateon
Profile
You live in the marshes of Ireland, and your diet consists mostly of insects, bats and beer.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You can resist lava. You have night vision. You can puke fire. You have a cell phone. You can eat hot death. You can puke jet fuel.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Charnerd.
Chubra
Profile
You live in the veldts of Ireland, and your diet consists mostly of insects, daisies and beer.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a winning smile. You can puke jet fuel. You have mafia connections. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You have a covered wicker basket. You can shoot fire.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Voltwad.
I've just read mine properly.
Walk on Dr Pepper LOL
Puke Jet fuel LOLOL
Have a cell phone LOLOLOL
But the LOLOLOLOL award goes to:
*drum roll*
You can eat hot death!
Dodger's has no funny ones apart from walking on Dr Pepper.
LOLOLOLOL!
Randomness to the extreme.
Starzard
Profile
You live in the snowy valleys of Alaska, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, macaroni and cheese and green tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe Mr. PiBB. You can spit evil glances. You can resist granola. You have a cell phone. You can walk on jet fuel.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Lickirider.
Nidofu
Profile
You live in the steaming jungles of the Congo, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, berries and ambrosia.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can swim in air. You can throw wind. You can spit 8-track tapes. You can resist lightning bolts. You can resist slime. You can resist granola.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Eebar.