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continued from superbowl:

*activates super shanking sheild which i installed on my ship, and then fire my supershankers which are millions of little shanking missles all headed for Eddie*

Quote from: eddie on October 02, 2006, 06:10:39 AM
I KNEW IT! u lookin 2 be shanked?

Quote from: flamingdragon on October 02, 2006, 06:13:02 AM
I challenge You to a Shanking duel, right now!!!!!!!

Quote from: eddie on October 02, 2006, 06:13:55 AM
UR ON!

Quote from: flamingdragon on October 02, 2006, 06:35:54 AM
*shanks eddie*

I Win!!!

Quote from: eddie on October 02, 2006, 06:37:57 AM
*dodges shank* *shanks dragon* I WIN

Quote from: flamingdragon on October 02, 2006, 06:41:10 AM
*freeze eddie in mid-shank with evil stare, then shank*

I Win!!!!!!

Quote from: Love on October 02, 2006, 04:28:34 PM
*multi-uber shanks both participants*

I win!

Quote from: flamingdragon on October 02, 2006, 11:25:07 PM
*knife only stings because i'm a dragon and does nothing, I then breathe fire on eddie and bakster/love/susan, I then shank dead bodies*  ;D

Quote from: Love on October 03, 2006, 04:21:50 PM
*kills everyone*

Quote from: eddie on October 04, 2006, 03:25:50 AM
*jumps out of the bushes and yells "haha! u just shanked my stunt dummy with an anti-shanking device!" dummy explodes, shooting knives everywhere, shanking dragon

Quote from: flamingdragon on November 10, 2006, 05:55:47 PM
*I then fly into the air and activate my Uber Shank platform which shanks everyone with thousands of knives within a 100 mile radius*

Quote from: eddie on November 11, 2006, 01:41:09 AM
*hides in a house, with shank proof walls, while a team of nerdy enginears invents a new, heat seaking super knife, and a launcher, goes outside, fires it at you who, being FLAMINGdragon, it imediatly targets you, and shanks you to death*

quote author=flamingdragon link=topic=840.msg24205#msg24205 date=1163206091]
*I rip a tree out of the ground, light it on fire, and throw it into ur shank proof house. The missle then targets the house and blows u and ur shankproof house up with a million knives from the inside.*

PWNED

Quote

Quote from: eddie on November 11, 2006, 01:52:36 AM
*laughs, knowing the shaman inside, who was shankrificed while he was making his flamingdragon voodoo doll.  you just shanked urself*

Quote from: flamingdragon on November 11, 2006, 01:56:30 AM
*I swoop in and grab my vodoo doll and rush out the roof b4 the building explodes, I then get out my Shanooka (Shanking Bazooka) and fire it at u and ur engineers.*

Quote from: eddie on November 11, 2006, 02:06:11 AM
*falls threw trap door in the grass stratigicly placed for just such an occasion, and gets sent to a marsh full of marshmellows hundreds of miles away, where dragon cant find me, and presses the "shAnk-Bomb"(A-Bomb... that shanks things) button on his universal remote, shanking dragon, and everything within 70 miles of him*

Quote from: flamingdragon on November 11, 2006, 02:10:38 AM
*Run to my dragon-sized spaceship and launch into space, then fire my UBERSHANKER90000000 Missle at the planet Earth and shank the entire world, including Eddie.*

Quote from: eddie on November 11, 2006, 02:18:28 AM
*laughs quietly to himself, knowing that dragons cant aim, and watches missle miss earth, go into a blackhole, and come out, ironicly right outside flamings ship, shanking him*

Quote from: flamingdragon on November 11, 2006, 02:22:02 AM
*Pull my Wormhole generater out of my pocket and use it to make a wormhole in between me and the missle and the other side right next to Earth, The missle goes through it and comes out the other side shanking the world and Eddie yet again.*

Quote from: eddie on November 11, 2006, 02:26:29 AM
*while dragon does this, has enough time to get a new team of nerdy enginears, and they make a ship that shoots shankilles (shanking missiles) and finds dragon with his super radar and fires them at dragon, blowing his engines, and then his ship, shanking him*

we should make a new topic for this lol

Quote from: flamingdragon on November 11, 2006, 02:33:49 AM
*activates super shanking sheild which i installed on my ship, and then fire my supershankers which are millions of little shanking missles all headed for Eddie*

now that were all caught up...
*activates teleporters, sending himself to dragons ship, bringing a single knife and chalenges the dragon to a shanking duel yet again, one on one*

*While eddie is teleporting onto my ship, I shank him in mid-teleport. I then activate the shank-destrust and escape in a escape pod, therefore even if my first shank didn't kill him, he's still dead because shank destruct drops 9999999999999999999999 knives from the roof all around the ship covering every area onto Eddie.*

RPing blows. Go play a real game noobs.

Quote from: flamingdragon on November 11, 2006, 03:34:46 AM
*While eddie is teleporting onto my ship, I shank him in mid-teleport. I then activate the shank-destrust and escape in a escape pod, therefore even if my first shank didn't kill him, he's still dead because shank destruct drops 9999999999999999999999 knives from the roof all around the ship covering every area onto Eddie.*

*runs in and kills everyone*

Where the hell do u run from, were both in spaceships retard.

LOL

I was a stowaway

on what!

I'm in an escape pod and eddie is injured inside of my ship with the shank-destruct activated, u have to join an RP the right way, like come in another spaceship or something and be more specific.

*teleports into flamingdragon's ship and deactivates the shank-destruct, and forms an alliance with eddie*

SATISFIED?!?£!?!£!?£!

u cant deactivate the shank-destruct!

u need my password, that's obvious!!!

Don't you think I already did that to deactivate it...Geez...

*shanks dragon*

I'm not even on the same ship, u can only shank Bakster.

that was my doppleganger

*Lands on Earth 2 and hires the smartest person on the planet to create the
SHANKINATOR 9999999, which blows up the universe with shanking knives except for within 1 mile from where it's activated, I then activate it, shanking Eddie and the already dead Bakster that somehow came back to life.*

*After of course I traped Eddie in an escape pod and jetisoned him.*

and yes my escape pod does indeed have escape pods

what? how did u trap me?

*stays in the same area as dragon, so hes not shanked, then digs underground, brings bakster with cuz hes cool like that, and with his help, invents the SHANKINATOR 10000000, which is programmed to snank everyone who isnt wearing the specially designed rings, which there are 2 in existance ever, and activates he SK10M, wearing a ring, and having bakster wear another, and shanks everything but us*

we win

There can only be one winner!

and I trapped u by pushing u into it. lol
So I assume u then landed the "escape pod of the escape pod" next to me.

*Luckily I had sabotaged the machine while u were working on it, causing it to shank people not wearing my modified ring, that I invented 2 of, put a ring on and then gave the other one to Bakster just because I can, then activated it.*

fine, we both activate our machines, mine shanks u, urs shanks me, bakster has both rings, bakster wins, im tired, im going to sleep

gnight

It's the same machine, I sabatoged it, I didn't create a new one. How would it still work on ur side.
::)

We'll continue this tommorow.

Yay I win!

you all dont know how to rp



normal rp rules..

no autohit 
no god modding
no super characters
no  taking control of other characters
no leet     
ooc posts  use ((   message )) 
you need to make a bio of your character or characters no more then 2

heres a bio format   
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Race:
Weapon: (optional)
Armor: (optional)
Appearance:
Personality:
Short history: (optional


heres my normal bios i use around  diffrent threads
Name: ultswordsman

Nickname: ults

Age: 25

Gender: male

Race: unknown
Weapon: uses energy powered attacks,and can make weapons out of his energy, he also carries an enchanted sword made by him and empowered by his secret spell which is coded around his arm.

Armor: black,blue and gold robes which the colors swirl around almost as if they are alive.

appearance: short blonde hair,about 5 feet tall, the mark of the almight anchients on his back,and a spell stretching around his right arm that glows blood red when he is angry.

Personality: neutral

Short history unknown


my secound bio

Name: argo
Age: 18
Gender: male
Race: a demonic elf
Weapon:2 daggers hidden in his cloak,a long sword that can be uses with the elements,minor magic spells,a bow of pure diamond with arrows of magic givin to him by his brother,a pouch full of poisoned throwing needles and blow darts along with his dual swords he holds on his back, its also said that he can summon a sword of great power when in great need.
Armor: a cloak that he wears but under it he wears a full set of crystal armour but no helm, and he keeps a tiny box that transforms into a shield
Appearance: medium height,blone hair blue eyes,looks pretty young and his clothes all either blue or red.
Personality: none
Short history: after his parent were killed he has traveled with his brother ults for years training his bowmanship and his swordmanship


those are some examples

and you need a setting to use something like..

As you walk down the road, a large and dark building appears in the distance. You come closer, wondering where it came from and notice a sign that reads, “Red Moon Inn.* As if you have never noticed it before, you look up at the sky and notice that the moon is glowing a bright red as it directly hits the front of the inn. Intrigued by the presence of the red moon, you decide to stay at the inn, either because your traveling and have a long way to go or just for no reason at all. During your stay at the inn, you may meet lots of friends or even the love of your life. Welcome to the “Red Moon Inn” and enjoy your stay.

In the inn there is a lobby, a bar, plenty of rooms, and a library, along with a kitchen and a wine cellar in the basement. There is also an outdoor pool in the back of the inn. In the middle of the forest, there is spa that is made completetly out of marble.

Rooms: it has a large comfy bed, and chair in the corner, a desk, dresser, and sometimes a bookshelf filled with books.

Lobby: it has a lot of couches and tables, along with a fireplace on the west wall. Also, the lobby and the bar are right next to each other.

Bar: your normal looking bar with every drink that you can think of.

Library: Its a large room in the back of the inn and its just a room filled with books.

First of all how do u not know what race u are, second of all, I know the rules, nut this way is fun to.

Ults is right for once, RPing with godmodding and auto hits is stupid.

Also medieval RPing owns futuristic.

Time to make up a character on the spot:

Name: Mordecai
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Race: Demon Muahahah
Weapon: Two swords
Appearance: Long black hair, wears a long black coat with black leather gloves and black trousers and black boots...and don't forget a black hat!...not sure what demons look like face wise and skin wise
Personality: Evil, Sinister

you make up a race from elfs demons humans   werewolves and  other things

Quote from: The_Crusade on November 13, 2006, 04:36:52 PM
Name: Mordecai

Made Up  ::)

That happens to be the name of one of the animal thngs on Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, cheater.

argo shoots an arrow at mordecai for  taking his beer "YOU DUMB ASS BEER THEIF" said argo

Quote from: flamingdragon on November 13, 2006, 11:28:36 PM
Made Up  ::)

That happens to be the name of one of the animal thngs on Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, cheater.

I got it from a former WWE wrestler who was uber cool.

Quote from: flamingdragon on November 12, 2006, 03:56:01 AM
*Luckily I had sabotaged the machine while u were working on it, causing it to shank people not wearing my modified ring, that I invented 2 of, put a ring on and then gave the other one to Bakster just because I can, then activated it.* THAT MEANS IT ONLY KILLS U EDDIE!

Now lets continue where we left off before ults rudely interupted.

No thanks, flamingmoron.

Quote from: The_Crusade on November 20, 2006, 04:15:39 PM
No thanks, flamingmoron.

Sorry but that was funny.  Smile of the day. ;D

What did I ever do to u Karm?

Nothing, he just knows you're an idiot.

Now he hates on me for no reason at all.

I think he hates everyone b/c he hates himself.  :o

I have no completely random and meaningless comments to say at this moment in time.

I guess I'll have to make up for your lack of random meaningless stuff.

Donkey spit Tangerine

Muffin Basket!

Wow, that was some good randomness. I am hereby impressed.

Are u impressed by a monkey mango roflcopter xtreme canned apples?

Not as impressed. Half assed attempt if you ask me.

well, bakster, answer your earlier question, yes it was a swordfish that did this to me, and he shall burn for the embarrasment that this has caused... they realy should be more careful on motorcycles, i mean, i know tomatos are yellow but thats no excuse for voting republican.... thats just superfradgilisticexpalidocious for no reason whatsoever.OMG A MONKEY FLYING A PLANE !!! no wait its just a giraffe in a car... nevermind...

 :D

matlu how do you mistake a giraffe for a monkey and a plane for a car??? please explain that one to me...

Because, me, matlu am a retard.  I'm mentally handycapped, and I hate jews.

Quote from: SiR gUt on November 28, 2006, 11:28:06 PM
matlu how do you mistake a giraffe for a monkey and a plane for a car??? please explain that one to me...

LOL, did u fall for the pirate matlu avatar?

ugh no i knew it wasn't ;)

It got all of us for a while.  ;)

It didn't get me as I own you all.

Quote from: The_Crusade on November 29, 2006, 04:49:56 PM
It didn't get me as I own you all.

Prove it.  :P

Quote from: flamingdragon on November 29, 2006, 11:56:21 PM
Prove it.  :P

Disprove it

And it's not a pirate, it's Che Guavara.

ok, u do not own me as ur name is not on me, therefore ur statement is incorrect.  :P

Shamoked

Exactly what I was thinking.  ::)

Me too.

I guess this thread sorta died.

Lets start over!

*Khellendros sleeps in cave waiting for something to happen.*

*kicks flaming for him to awake*

*Yells who the hell flaming is, i'm Khellendros.  ::)
And then gets up and breathes fire on ownage.*

*Kills everyone and leaves*

*Dodges kill easily b/c u did not specify what attack u did and then breathes fire at Bakster.*

How can you dodge an attack if you don't know what it is? PWNT.

*Notes that Khellendros is dead and so the last action is nullified*

*Slaps Bakster*

*Notes that Bakster is not an RP character and walks away whistling*

*Which is why I went back in time and into another dimension and pulled Bakster into the RP game.*

*Well when you went to Bakster's dimension Mordecai destroyed the link to the RP dimension so you are stuck in Bakster's dimension forever!! Hahahahahah*

..

*Bakster tortures flaming with Orly Owl pictures for eternity*

*Flamingdragon avoids Bakster's tortue and teams up with Khellendros who is now in this demension and defeats the evil Bakster, who is no longer able to RP, therefore Mordecai dies as well!*

*Dodges and destroys the universe*

*Works with Khellendros to create a universe transporter and just b4 Crusade destroys universe, escapes to the RP world, Crusade, who already destroyed the universe while he was in it, is destroyed, killing Mordecai as well, and there's no way he can dodge as it is his own attack and he cannot dodge it.*  ;D

But Mordecai is in the RP world.

*Mordecai destroys the RP universe*

No he's not, as Mordecai is unable to do any action without Bakster to type in what he does, and u are dead.  :P

Wtf?

Wtf indeed?

To clarify:

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(http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/ORLY.jpg)