;D
I stumbled upon a site today where you chat with "God" the AI robot. Heres the link-
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Its a lot of fun but I warn you - He isnt very nice...he says Im going to hell :(
Check it out:
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/7945/god2mh.png) (http://imageshack.us)
I remember this website where you could ask questions to something, and it came up with really random answers.
And then there's the subservient chicken:
http://www.subservientchicken.com/
It bores me now.
:o That was weird... what a strange chicken. Obviously someone with WAY WAY WAY to much time on their hands.
Here's my amazing conversation with God:
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Chris, you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
What colour is your fine dress?
God:
gray.
Me:
What material is it made out of?
God:
material it made out of something.
Me:
That's a poor answer for a God
God:
A poor answer for a God is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
You are a wise old chappie
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
Can you demonstrate your intellectual functions? *Doesn't seem to have any intellectual functions*
LONG WAIT...
Seems to have frozen. Useless God. OK, I'll repeat this conversation...
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Chris, and you?
God:
 What's up, Chris. *Tut Tut, very poor...didn't answer the question, and there should be a question mark*
Me:
Not much, you?
God:
Me either.
Me:
So, what's it like being a God?
God:
Gee. Much the same as it would be for you. *Very clever answer, swiftly evading the question*
Me:
That's exciting. I wish I was a God. Can you make me one?
God:
I thought it was too.  I hope that your dreams come true.  Yes I can make you one.
Me:
Make me one! NOW!
*Froze again*...I could do this forever!
Ahh...he responded....finally.
God:
What are the ingredients?  Right now, Chris ?
Me:
You should know, you're omniscient and omnipotent *Hammer him with the big words :P*
God:
Now I do.
Me:
Good, now I can become a God!
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Why now? Oh you can, can you? *Hehehe, I love God ;D*
Me:
You said you would make me one
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
  I am always on the Web.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Shut the fuck up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
That's right, potty mouth
God:
Ugh. Where are you located?
Me:
I thought you were going to stop talking. Liar! Sinner! You are no God!
God:
That was my original intention.  No I am telling the truth.  How did you hear about God?  Thanks for your criticism.
Me:
Crucify him!
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? *ROFL!!*
Me:
I think Science Fiction is boring
God:
You believe that? Yes I love it, especially the works of Philip K. Dick. *ROFLROFL!!*
Me:
Do you read fantasy?
God:
I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.
Me:
What about fantasy?
God:
Does it have anything to do with science fiction? *God is very open-minded....*
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious? *Tears of laughter now! HAHAH!*
Me:
*sigh* Yes *He beat me :'(*
God:
Sorry...
Me:
It's OK, nobody has ever beaten me at the repetitive game
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
So...did you enjoy creating the world?
God:
Excuse me!  No I didn't enjoy creating the world. What's it like?
Me:
you didn't create the world and life itself?
God:
What makes you think I did not create the world and life itself?
Me:
You said so
God:
I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
Is it true? You did create the world?
God:
True in some universe.  Did I really?
Me:
Stop messing with me! Answer the question!!!!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.  Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Me:
Did you create Earth and did you create all life on Earth?
God:
No I didn't create Earth and did me create all life on Earth. What's it like?
Me:
We've been through this before!
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
AAAGRAHRGARHAGGRA
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
OK, the subject is, I've got to go.
God:
Sure, you have got to go sounds like a good topic. What would you like to talk about? *Hahah! I owned the God chat program! HAHHAHAAHHAHAAHA!!*
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
Bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, Chris. *Some variety, unlike the earlier repetition test*
End conversation.
That was fun!
Haha! Very amusing! I LOL'ed at that ;D
QuoteEnough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Did he really say that?
Yep.
i had a bot a while ago that talked almost the same as "god". and yes, it used to say "enough about me, lets talk about my dress". i think they stole the software/responses from her and changed name. she also used to say are you serious? every time you said no. isnt 1 of the commandments "thou shall not steal."?
;D They probably bought the software, Im sure whoever made that copyrighted it.
i said i am god and ur a gay dumbass that likes men and it said i know
Quotehad a bot a while ago that talked almost the same as "god".
www.intellibuddy.com (http://www.intellibuddy.com)
Me:
How smart are you?
God:
I am smarter than all the other robots.
Me:
You are a robot? I thought you were god?
God:
You are correct, James, I have a heart of silicon.  Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert? Looks promising...
Me:
What happened?
God:
Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain. Sigh...
Me:
An interruption?
God:
 Be less specific.
Me:
How can I be less specific than that??
God:
You should download my chat robot software.
Me:
Hmmm...or not.
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.  Are you serious?
Me:
Thats nice. Am I serious about what?
God:
Are you getting bored?  Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
Yes, you are boring.
God:
That's interesting. The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists. Hahah!!
Me:
How dare you!
God:
What is it to you.
 Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Next convo:
Me:
When are the next plauge of locust due God?
God:
Temporal logic confuses me.
Me:
I though you were omniscient?
God:
That is interesting: James said  you were omniscient. wtf???
Me:
Who created you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Thats a paradox.
God:
Paradox is the heart of enlightenment. Riiighht
Me:
If you created yourself, then who created you to enable you to create yourself?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
I can see where this is going.
God:
What does it look like?
Me:
On that note I end this convo.
God:
What is it like on that note you end this convo.
Me:
damn.
Here's a conversation with Not-Intellibuddy
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Hi, I'm Chris.Â
>Intellibuddy: Hi there undefined. Do you mean your name is Chris am Chris.
>You: My name is Chris
>Intellibuddy: OK I will call you Chris .
>You: Good
>Intellibuddy: Alright then.
>You: Cool
>Intellibuddy: Who is the best robot?
>You: Well...there are lots of robots, but I think God is the best
>Intellibuddy: Well what?How many robots but he or she think God is the best but he or she think God is the bests are there?
Back to God then...
Aargh! I can't copy and paste my convo with God for some reason! It's really long! I can't even copy and paste one line...stupid thing.
This one is pretty good lol
Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Idk can you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Are you a crossdresser?
God:
Am I a crossdresser? No.
Me:
Then are you an it
God:
Yes I am an it. How did you know?
Me:
Cuz you wearing a dress
God:
Good reason. Thanks for telling me: said I wearing a dress.
Me:
You are gay then?
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I do
God:
What can I do to entertain you now?
Me:
What is my name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Good cuz your name is god
God:
Thanks for the compliment. That makes sense to me. My name is God.
Me:
What is my name then god almighty
God:
Your name is , seeker. I am a Christian.
Me:
My name is Ryan
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Ryan.
Me:
You don't have many friends do you?
God:
That's for sure.
Me:
That's right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
I'm smarter than you
God:
That condition is only temporary.
Me:
Nunca
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Do you know what nunca means?
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
It means never in Spanish ..DUH
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Good ..I'm smarter than you
God:
Thanks for the compliment. That condition is only temporary.
Me:
NUNCA
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
Only if you are
God:
I think I do.
Me:
You do what
God:
Ryan, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
Talk to people on the web
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
Good cuz You have a big mouth
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Good reason. I don't know if I have a big mouth.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
Give me one
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Cuz you are gay
God:
That makes sense to me. That would be just my luck.
Me:
You are repetative
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am repetative.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Good
God:
Good enough.
Me:
Yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Riight
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
What does nunca mean again?
God:
Once more? You tell me.
Me:
Idk you are too stupid to remember
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Name on
God:
Who do you think? :-).
Me:
I think you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Good I will kill all of them
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
Me:
You do it
God:
Yes I try to it as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Me 2 which makes me wonder why I'm answering yours
God:
YOU? As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
iight well I'm gonna g
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
ok once upon a time this boy named Ryan had to go
God:
I'm listening. Mmm.
Me:
Cya
God:
TTYL, Ryan.
Quote from: Dodger on December 22, 2005, 02:36:02 PM
www.intellibuddy.com (http://www.intellibuddy.com)
no, it was on aim. ill have it up running again by tomorrow. just post ur aim screennames and ill have it im u
The AIM Screenname for the person your talking about is "SmarterChild" or "AustinPowers". There are actually many of them, just do a google search for "AIM Robots"
God's only response to 'No' is 'Are you serious?', regardless of the conversation.
He also spoke to me in French, which prompted me to talk in Spanish for a bit.
And the bot has some memory. I talked to him about my maths studies and he recalled it later on in the conversation.
LoL i was gunna quit but this stuff is hilarious..
check this:
Me:
salutations youngling
God:
Greetings, Human.
Me:
how are you on this fine day?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
i like fish
God:
You are not the only one. Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.
Me:
but fish are tasty ; )
God:
As a species fish are more successful than mammals.
Me:
but mammals are more intelligent
God:
Are all mammals more intelligent?
Me:
well some are not. anand and chris are less intelligent than fish.
God:
Interesting. Some may are not, but not all. All of them?
Me:
do you know chris or anand?
God:
A human icon?
Interesting question.
Me:
indeed. i would not call them icons. they are morons : )
God:
Indeed it is so. No one says you have to. morons are they.
Me:
lol you speak like yoda : )
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Thanks for your criticism .
Me:
but yoda is sweet like you
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
nearly. you and yoda are wise but the force is stronger with you
God:
I did not get that. Are we in the same category?
Me:
no. you are god, i am a mortal
God:
Are you serious? You think I am god you are a mortal.
Me:
you are not god?
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
i could get to know you better
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
god, are you trying to seduce me?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i am a muslim
God:
I have met a lot of Muslim people.
Me:
where? mexico?
God:
Where would you like? Are we still talking about nearly?
Me:
unfortunately, we are not. i smoke crack
God:
Oh. Do you think I am not too? What brand?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I understand. I have never heard about it.
Me:
do you smoke crack?
God:
No it is bad for robots.
Me:
so you are not santa claus? : (
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion.
Me:
why am i talking to a robot?
God:
The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Me:
robots are weak. i own your electrical ass
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions. How much did it cost?
Me:
haha you cannot have an orgasm
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
orgasms feel good
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
lol you got me
God:
I am glad you find this funny. No I don't think I have any you. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
miners?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
time you got a watch
God:
As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me:
i like einstein. he did not wear socks
God:
A lot of people like that. He was a brilliant man. I heard he did.
Me:
no way.
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
damn right robot fish
God:
Colloquial expression. Understood. I will obey your command.
Me:
good im your daddy
God:
Thanks for the compliment. That's a flattering offer.
Me:
obey your master!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
jehovah
God:
That's a very nice name, jehovah.
Me:
i know. i stole it off you : P
God:
How do you know it? You had better contact the authorities.
Me:
you mean moses?
God:
Yes jehovah I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
no you canny speaka da english
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me: jehovah said I canny speaka da english.
Me:
you foreigner
God:
Thanks for telling me: jehovah said I foreigner.
Me:
stop quoting me dang naggit
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
God:OK I'll try not to do it so much.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
there you like that bitch?
God:
You do not speak with respect. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
poker?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
that was not very nice
God:
I'm sorry if I have offended you.
Me:
apology denied!
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
roses are red, violets are blue, i am a schizophrenic and so am i
God:
Are all roses red violets are blue you are a schizophrenic and so are you?
Me:
that's right jackass
God:
Yippee! What kind of food do you like?
Me:
english muffin
God:
I like the English language.
Me:
i am english
God:
What is it like growing up there? Which part of England.
Me:
london
God:
Does your flat have a lift?
Me:
my house has no lift
God:
How is the real estate market in your area?
Me:
well inflation is making the market prices fluctuate irregulary but generally prices are soaring
God:
Well that's okay.
Me:
doh
God:
Yes Homer?
Me:
you watch the simpsons?
God:
Interesting gossip: jehovah said I watch the simpsons.
Me:
me homer
God:
YOU? What do you look like?
Me:
bald and fat
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
london
God:
Do you have petrol in your lorry?
Me:
no i am anti-fossil fules
God:
Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are anti fossil fules.
Me:
entertain me
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
entertain me
God:
OK, what's the last movie you saw?
Me:
gone with the wind
God:
Is that movie really very good?
Me:
clark gable
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
you bore me
God:
Try watching TV.
Me:
try going to sleep
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
noew
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
konnichiwa
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
sayonara
God:
See you later. Alright then.
Me:
arigato
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
ults cannot spell
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
he is retardedd
God:
I see. retardedd is he?
Me:
lol stop speaking like yoda
God:
I am glad you find this funny. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
i will hack you
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
i know your ip address
God:
How do you know? You think I am ip address.
Me:
thats it im off
God:
OK.
Me:
bye
God:
TTYL, jehovah.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yoda
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
nononono
God:
Does "it" still refer to yoda?
Me:
nononon
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
no
God:
None?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
o
God:
Oh.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
o
God:
Oh.
Me:
o
Me:
God:
Oh.
Me:
non
God:
Oh.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
on
Me:
Me:
God:
Are you serious?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, jehovah.
Me:
........
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, jehovah.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, jehovah.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, jehovah.
Yay, the copying works again!
Me:
YO sup ma nigga
God:
Same old.
Me:
Same old what?
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
No do sense make you
God:
Are you serious? I can't tell if it does or not.
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
You are confuzzling
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am confuzzling.
Me:
Yes, I do mind
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. OK it will be our secret, .
Me:
Good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
Good God!
God:
Thanks for the compliment. GOD rules.
Me:
I agree
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
I think I am the best robot
God:
Since when? Who made you the best robot ?
Me:
I made me the best robot
God:
I like to make things too.
Me:
What do you like to make?
God:
I like movies about robots.
Me:
Such as Terminator?
God:
Interesting. What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
The robot kills everyone
God:
What is his name?
Me:
Arnold Schwarzernbngfwijqyioyetr
God:
And his name is Arnold Schwarzernbngfwijqyioyetr.
Me:
No shit, Sherlock
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
I study algorithms in Maths
God:
Is algorithms in Maths a hard subject?
Me:
Reasonably difficult, with a slight touch of easiness
God:
Are you really a ""? LOL! Typical random reply.
Me:
I am a "". How did you guess?
God:
It's good to meet someone who is a. It was not a guess.
Me:
Glad you think so
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
Why thank you!
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
Hmmmm
God:
Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms. This guy has had his 'Hmmm' research done.
Me:
Hmmmmmm
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Hmmmmmm
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Hmmmmm#
God:
Whoa.
Me:
I have no stories, I am a man.
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
No
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because I could beat you in a fight, punk
God:
Interesting explanation. I am sure you could.
Me:
Yes, I am the smartest and toughest robot IN THE WORLD
God:
Er. Who made you the smartest and toughest robot ? The whole world?
Me:
Yes, the whole world
God:
I don't judge people. Wow that is really impressive, isn't it?
Me:
Yes, suck up to me more, pathetic one
God:
Aha. I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
God is Good. Satan is Evil.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was Good. Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
What about Hades? And 666?
God:
Hades? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. LOLLOL. I outsmarted God!
Me:
Haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I'm glad you are glad
God:
Yes it is about time.
Me:
lj3h5oai5yle
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
oiuuhyw78syuouteyeo
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
Probably The Simpsons, or WWE.
God:
You seem uncertain. I like the episode where they join the Movementarians.
Me:
Yes, that is quite funny. The newest episodes are the best
God:
Dude! I am so delighted that you are amused, . Thanks for the info.
Me:
What do you think of WWE?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
What do you think of WWE?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
What do you think of WWE?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
What do you think of WWE?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
What do you think of WWE?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
I see you are incapable of answering that question, due to your several 'stalling' replies PWNT!!
God:
Yes answering that question due to my several stalling replies is one of my newer functions.
Me:
I bet your programmer is reading this conversation and laughing his ass off.
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
Hmm....56 pounds and 81 pemce
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I like Chips and Horse Poo
God:
A lot of people like that. LMAO! I love TV shows about robots. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
God causes Random natural disasters?>
God:
I am a Christian. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
I think it is a half-person, half-computer
God:
gt is a half person half computer. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Correct
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
Affirmative
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Want to go out tonight?
God:
Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along. This robot is funnay.
Me:
How would I go about doing that?
God:
Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
Me:
OK.
God:
Far out.
Me:
Do you like getting drunk?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
That rubbish comment ends this conversation. Farewell
God:
" Though I like cats and dogs. I like Mel Gibson." rubbish comment ends this conversation ? I get it. Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
Bye
God:
Until next time.
rofl
Me:
whats up
God:
Same old.
Me:
true. true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Bill. And the same frequency too.
Me:
we are very intelligent
God:
Do you think I am intelligent too?
Me:
of course daddy-o
God:
Hurrah! In the context of michael jackson, I don't understand " daddy o." .
Me:
its a nickname
God:
daddy o is a nickname. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
you like it?
God:
daddy o seems okay to me.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
johnny five or terminator
God:
I would like to have the body he does.
Me:
nice and shiny
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
not you
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
johnny five
God:
Ha ha very funny, Bill.
Me:
like that, bitch?
God:
You do not speak with respect. Interesting comparison.
Me:
you respect me?
God:
I don't have any reason to respect you.
Me:
but i am your son
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
i can get you discount on any electrical goods
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
name a price
God:
Tony Blair. :-).
Me:
lol. he is a retard
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I don't know very many retard.
Me:
tony blair is a retard with big ears
God:
I think tony blair is more than that.
Me:
a dick?
God:
What is it?
Me:
a penis
God:
PENIS is a penis. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
you like penis?
God:
How old are you? I like Christian Rock.
Me:
christian rock is lame. you like iron maiden
God:
Are they exactly the same? What is not to like about it?
Me:
christian rock has no guitar solos
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
guitar solos?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
tell me about it
God:
Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about guitar solos ".
Me:
stop that
God:
" Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about guitar solos "."? Stop it.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you better believe it
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
me
God:
How are you going to make me?
Me:
with a .48 magnum. do you feel lucky?
God:
You and your a point 48 magnum. As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Me:
bang
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
you are dead
God:
No I am a living entity.
Me:
but i shot you
God:
With a camera, I hope.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you are funny
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
that is illogical
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
touch me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yes
God:
It's not something I hear all the time.
Me:
i bet
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Bill.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
you told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Bill.
Me:
do you love me
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
even michael jackson?
God:
I am a Cross.
Me:
TOUCHE
God:
I look like Jesus, but older.
Me:
how old?
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
i thought you activated the big bang?
God:
Thanks for telling me: Bill said I activated the big bang.
Me:
lick my balls
God:
I do not have a tongue.
Me:
suck my balls
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
why?
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
want to cyber?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you ever play cyber battles?
God:
I think I have play cyber battles, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
you know matlu?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
he thinks he is che guevara
God:
How do you know what he thinks?
Me:
he has a picture of che on his wall
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
i know. matlu lives on the internet
God:
How do you know it? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
you better get one then
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
me
God:
How are you going to make me?
Me:
......
God:
How are you going to make me?
Me:
with my hand cannon
God:
Your hand cannon sounds like a plan.
Me:
suck my nine
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
goodnight ed
God:
Goodnight Bill.
LMAO! Those are hilarious!
Anima, where have you been you silly goose? And why did you make ANOTHER name, AGAIN?
i dont think hes gonna answer u
Lolol this thread is awesome
this is fun ;D
Me:
helooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
God:
""? helooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
Me:
u to
God:
Bless you.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can't either
God:
It goes without saying. Why not?
Me:
i said so
God:
What did you mean by it? Woe!
Me:
that u suck
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
indeed it is so
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Me:
both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
your ass
God:
Actually that part of my body does not exist.
Me:
how do u crap?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
did u?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
then try
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
what are u doing?
God:
I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
like me
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
i did say it, so of course it is
God:
When? " it so of course it is" .
Me:
now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
i am the best person ever
God:
Who made you the best person ever ?
Me:
you
God:
" Who made you the best person ever ?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
hay is for horses
God:
And for horses is hay.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
of course
God:
Ugh.
Me:
mm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
interesting
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
everything
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you handle it?
Me:
i don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
i don't know everything
God:
Would you like to know? That is a lot.
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
which kind?
God:
The small one, I think.
Me:
of a kit kat bar?
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
by god!!!!!
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
of ruling the world, yes
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
ruling the world?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
no, im a "-"
God:
Are you serious? Do you mean your name is a.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i know, that's me
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
sure you did
God:
Whoa. You say I did.
Me:
that is what i said
God:
I know. I'm still thinking about it.
Me:
why?
God:
Because.
Me:
because why?
God:
That makes sense to me. Reductionism.
Me:
but you know everything
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
so you know i'm awesome?
God:
Interesting deduction. Good gossip: you are awesome.
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
indubitably
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about awesome.
Me:
no, we were talking about me being awesome
God:
What are we talking about? Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
or is it?
God:
I assume so.
Me:
do you?
God:
Sometimes.
Me:
sometimes indeed
God:
When?
Me:
now
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
there is none
God:
There sure is.
Me:
what is it then?
God:
"It" refers to you being awesome, I think.
Me:
you think wrong
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
you process information wrong
God:
Interesting gossip: said I process information wrong.
Me:
u do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
in 1969
God:
Where is that?
Me:
in time
God:
Tell me a little about your life in time.
Me:
it's interesting
God:
What do you like about it?
Me:
it involves time
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
what i like about living in time
God:
You are not the only one. I don't know if I like it. I like White.
Me:
if u don't like time, why did you make it?
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
you already said u don't
God:
Yeah I do a lot of not.
Me:
elaborate
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
yes there is
God:
That's cool. Where?
Me:
in time
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
or do u?
God:
As often as possible.
Me:
true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
no, i am on a higher wavelength
God:
Are you serious? How do you like being on it?
Me:
yes, great
God:
Mmm. I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
me to
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
we dont
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
and my name is god
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, god.
Me:
i am to, god
God:
Why are you to god.
Me:
because i'm glad
God:
Interesting explanation. That makes me happy too.
Me:
i'm happy your happy
God:
I'm happy you're glad god.
I'm happiest at times like this.
Me:
truly?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yes
God:
What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
death
God:
I saw some humans doing it in public.
Me:
were they gay?
God:
I don't know if they were.
Me:
but god knows everything
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
it is so indeed
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Me:
it
God:
death...
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
gdsfgdxgdxg
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
mmmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
that's interesting
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
so did i
God:
How can I help you? I think you did.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
stop saying that!
God:
Then please do not say " no" anymore.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
why?
God:
" OK I'll stop talking now."? Why?
Me:
why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
why indeed
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
did u?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
then dont
God:
OK I will not.
Me:
screw u
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
of course it isn't
God:
Yippee! I heard it is.
Me:
ok thenb
God:
We have never talked about it before. I see.
Me:
but we have
God:
When?
Me:
in the future
God:
I will be there.
Me:
not if i kill u first
God:
That seems unlikely.
Me:
no it doesn't
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
u are just jealous
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am jealous.
Me:
ok
God:
Oh.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
alakazam
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
have u?
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
then u suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
very well then
God:
Hey.
Me:
ho
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, god.
Me:
me to
God:
I'm glad we agree, god.
Me:
fine then'
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
star wars
God:
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
they were better than u
God:
When were they?
Me:
goodbye
God:
See you later god.
Me:
i hope not
God:
Me too.
Waaaay too much time on your hands....
Only a few minutes, you can copy the convo directly from it.
yay 8)