A virgin never drives a Z28.
more to come
A pimp never sais ' I love you too"
just to get laid
;D
Never fry bacon without a shirt on.
you stole that from me didnt you.
I have the scrs to prove it.
are you following mr you perv?
Top 10 Rules to Live by (ala Handey - http://snl.jt.org/deep/index.phtml?i=1)
10. When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if
they ever press charges.
9. Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his
head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
8. If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets
right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.
7. If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe
you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey,
free dummy.
6. If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is
"God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to
tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
5. If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends
are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you
were swimming.
4. To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
3. If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
2. Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling.
1. Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because the faster you go, the later you think you are.
Everything in life exists to piss me off.
She didn't accidently get good in bed
If you hae been humpin her for a month and a half, and you havent met any of her friends, your NOT her boyfriend.
Never take raisens from rabbits ;D
Take every opportunity, never be afraid to do what you want and don't live life with regrets.
Never piss off anyone wearing camouflage.
Don't die until you really have to.
Quote from: Bakster on October 14, 2005, 07:44:09 PM
Don't die until you really have to.
Even then, try not to.
If there are guns in the house one better be yours.
Quote from: Slayer_Z on October 13, 2005, 03:01:46 PM
If you hae been humpin her for a month and a half, and you havent met any of her friends, your NOT her boyfriend.
aren't those the best "relationships" to be in? who the hell wants commitment...lmao, if shes hot and im bangin her...i could give 2 shits less about meeting her friends
no-one wears beanies anymore
If your orgasm last for more than 8 hours, see a doctor.
Quote from: Slayer_Z on October 17, 2005, 05:17:46 PM
no-one wears beanies anymore
:o HOLY CRAP IF YOU SAID IT, IT MUST MAKE IT TRUE. weird how prolly 10 other guys down at the street races this weekend had beanies on too. pretty sure i saw a couple ladies sportin em too. Slayer, please dont tell me thats the best dis you can come up with. An 8 hour orgasm...simply amazing, lol.
8hr orgasm SG? You been watching that Star Wars boxset again? ;)
silencer, those were not ladies :D
and its kinda funny that people sport beanies in PA cause they dont anywhere else, but dont feel bad, we still like you. :-*
and heres one If your erection lasts more than 4 hours...
Hang a flag on it and MARCH PROUDLY to a doctor. 8)
Quote from: Slayer_Z on October 19, 2005, 05:42:20 PM
silencer, those were not ladies :D
Hey dont be jealous cuz you havent had pussy since pussy had you, whenever you come to Kansas City hit me up, ill show you these "non ladies" jackass
Quote from: Slayer_Z on October 19, 2005, 05:42:20 PM
and its kinda funny that people sport beanies in PA cause they dont anywhere else, but dont feel bad, we still like you. :-*
where the hell did you get PA from i live in kansas city, missouri.
how many ladies you gonna introduce me to, are they all fine?
I bet I kno better looking girls than you.
Ill prove it.
Anyway, I thought you did live in PA my bad.
what do you race?
I race a 1990 mustang foxbody with a 351 winsor bored 60 over. aluminum edlebrock heads (ported and polished), vortec procharge, 410 rear end gears with positraction, under-drive pulleys, 750 holley carbeuration system with K&N filter, ALL MSD ignition system, full length headers with an x-pipe and flowtech warlock exhaust system with the open header feature.
I race for NRR Racing and 5.0 Mustang the magazine. all and all about 10,000 is in the engine and 7,000 of it was covered by my sponsorships.
Its true street racing my man and i know every girl that goes out there. Not a cow in the crowd, they all look good.
SILENCER U ASS
i always helped him out
Quote from: Silencer on October 20, 2005, 12:36:16 AM
I race a 1990 mustang foxbody with a 351 winsor bored 60 over. aluminum edlebrock heads (ported and polished), vortec procharge, 410 rear end gears with positraction, under-drive pulleys, 750 holley carbeuration system with K&N filter, ALL MSD ignition system, full length headers with an x-pipe and flowtech warlock exhaust system with the open header feature.
Seriously, I could go to a website and copy and paste bullshit about a car. You spend your time street racing with the homies, yet you play an internet game?
he does cuz i quized him
aebkg
so since i play an internet game and im not out modifying my car 24/7 that makes me a bullshitter. wow ok, that makes alot of sense. dude ill have pics up soon, takin from the camera phone i just got. Besides how many times have you seen me on here during the weekends...once, maybe twice and thats usually when its raining down here. ults knows im for real, we talk cars all the time.
heres my cars
the red 1
(http://www.fotos.org/galeria/data/563/3wallpaper-car-a-todo-gas-fast-and-furious-00-txiru.jpg)
doin some kick ass jumps
(http://www.angelfire.com/oh5/sportsman/jump.jpg)
i let some nerd in a costume stand next to this ride, then added in the batman symble w/photoshop cause batmat rules (also my bird)
(http://hotrodding.us/images/wallpaper/batmobile/batman.jpg)
your cars -->(http://www.smileys.ws/sm/action/00000060.gif)<--My cars
TOP THAT
ill have pics of me driving my damn car since everyone seems to believe im such a fake. on a sidenote, that red car is a turd....all foreign cars suck dick for beer money.
no-one should ever have to resort to sucking dick for beer money, what a sad world. Im waiting on thoose pics tho, take some of the girls at the races too.
sounds like a new thread to see who knows the finest girls.
Ill start getting pics this weekend, everyone do the same.
;D
ill definitly have pics of my car up soon...as far as the girl from the races thing goes i dont see it happening this weekend. its been rainin for the past 2 days here in KC.
;D
good, cause we are about to get hit by a hurricane.
But Im gonna get some hotties soon, so you better start clickin pics ASAP ;)
i drive a 2300 hp super charged nitroxwich 486 with triple steel engangement systems and a wing plated tuiminfilis it also has UIP sigs, flow drive3c and so much more crazy shit
hmm funny thing is you couldnt "drive" a 2300 hp vehicle...thatd be pretty much drag strip limited...i however dyno out at 520hp to the rear wheels which is 30 away from street legal and it can be an everyday vehicle as long as i pump 95 grade gas or higher.
By the time you get to the line "come on baby, how about just a handjob"
Its time to go home. ;)
IF she sais " NO, you cant use that, Im alergic to condoms"
either get a BJ, or kicker to the curb.
If she has been with me, then she tells you "OH MY GOD thats the biggest one Ive ever seen.
She is lieing
"ill have pics of me driving my damn car since everyone seems to believe im such a fake. on a sidenote, that red car is a turd....all foreign cars suck dick for beer money."
hey dummy, you ever heard of the shelby cobra? its based on an european car.
still think they're all turds?
if you are lost in the woods and you have a map you should probably shake a tree or throw something in a lake and then look for it on the map.
Quote from: veteran dawg on November 02, 2005, 04:45:42 AM
"ill have pics of me driving my damn car since everyone seems to believe im such a fake. on a sidenote, that red car is a turd....all foreign cars suck dick for beer money."
hey dummy, you ever heard of the shelby cobra? its based on an european car.
still think they're all turds?
maybe so but the cars im basing my main arguement on are the ones who sound like pissed off bumble bees...basically toyota, honda and mittsubishi
The kind that were made by japanese people who can manipulate a wrench with their foot from underneath while they hold a flashlight over the top of the engine
and put on a screw in the top so you have to be on that top and bottom of the car to remove it
I dont know many americans that can so work on one of those japanese weedeaters they drive.
I was at bikeweek in daytona a few years back, there were about a hundred little crotch rockets scooting around peeling out and trying to sound all bad for like 20 mins.
Then 2 harlies start up across the street and the sound from the yamahas and suzukies and shit was completly drowned out.
The crotch rockets didnt like being outdone, so they all came back a few minutes later and drove in a line 3 or 4 wide down the street with girls on the back of the bike. They were doing the wave lifting up their asses so their skirts flew up, a few of em were wearing panties.
I bet a few of the guys on the bikes were wearing panties.
oh yah i nearly forgot veteran...the first shelby was made to compete with the european car in races...and what a shocker, as soon as it was made it dominated...i remember reading about this. It wasn't crafted after any specific european model, and if you can tell me the model and show me the written documents on it you might be able to persuade me.
and slayer, lmfao...thats some funny shit
WTF ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT CARS FOR! thats like arguing over whos second rate vehicle is best! Since you guys are such wrench head i thought youd have known that truck are 200% better! lol I own a 1994 chevy ss165 its a v-6 (i know i wish it was a v-8) but i got it chipped and k&n and some of those fancy iridium plugs (yes they are made in japan) it does however have a 5 spd transmission and its currently putting out 255 horse (i have some other minor mods) its got a lowrider topper and the chevy ss rims for that year. lol dont get your panties in a knot silencer.....if i could have any domestic car, itd be a mustang, however i got my truck parked for the winter, and am currently driving a ford tempo with 3 funcional cylinders (b/c ones of them is collapsed) it bruns 2 litres of oil every gas tank ( b/c all the rings are gone) and it has 3.5 doors! (b/c i got mad one night and beat the shit out of it) :D but anyways.....TRUCKS RULE!
second rate vehicle? your little hussy. your only about 300 horses shy of what im pushin..not to mention im probably half the weight of you..lol.
Oh as far as your tempo goes, ill see you at the track with my winter vehicle(Mustang does nothing but spin in the snow, lol), an 86 Bronco II with a v-6..all stock, they got a decent amount of torque surprisingly...the only downside is one strung gust of wind and BAM your layin on your side.
remember to pretend to water your fake plants or they'll die