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'When I were a lad' game.

Started by Parsley, May 25, 2006, 03:18:59 PM

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Parsley

http://www.phespirit.info/montypython/four_yorkshiremen.htm

Check out the skit above.

You have to make a more outrageous claim than the last post.

I'll start...

Parsley

When I were a lad, we were so poor that...

I used to chase garbage trucks with a shopping list.

The_Gu3st

When I were a lad, we were so poor that...

our only heat source was a cigarette.

Parsley

Pssh.  You were lucky.  We'd have killed for a fire to keep us warm.

When I were a lad, we were so poor that every night we used to freeze solid, and every morning our mother had to thaw us out for hours in the sun before we could move.

Bakster

Aye laddie, you're lucky you had a sun.

When I was a lad, I lived on a planet with no sun. Terrible, it was.

haferhole1

u had a planet? ah, u were lucky.

when i was a lad, all i had was a canilope sized meteor to hold onto whilst i floated through space, using a paper bag as a helmet. hard times, they were

click my egg to get ur own

The_Gu3st

Aye... you had paper? Lucky...

When I were a lad, the closest thing we had to paper was the tree stump outside of my box.

haferhole1

pss... u are lucky!
when i was a lad, my tree stump emited poison, so i couldnt get close to it

click my egg to get ur own

Parsley

Hah! Poison?! You were lucky!

When I were a lad I had to work as a rent boy for twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, in a Jamaican STD clinic, for eighteen years just to be able to, finally, on my nineteenth birthday, afford enough poison to kill myself.

Bakster

At least you could get some money...

When I were a wee lad, the closest to money I could get was breadcrumbs floating in the local pond...

The_Gu3st

Oye! Breadcrumbs.... you lucky bastard. What I would give for breadcrumbs...

When I were a lad, the only food I had was myown defaction.

The_Gu3st


Bakster

Aye, that musta been bad...

but when I was a lad, I have to survive in the cold, harsh blizzards of the Antarctic. Raised by polar bears, I was.

haferhole1

lucky lad, u were raised by polar bears?

when i was a lad, i was raised by a herd of valacaraptors.  with rabies. they thought i was a chew toy.  times were harsh...

(btw, cool game, this is :))

click my egg to get ur own

Bakster

You were only a chew toy?

I had to spend my childhood days in the stomach of a particularly large grizzly bear. The acid was quite annoying, but I got used to it...