What Pokemon are you?

[The_Crusade]

http://pizza.sandwich.net/poke/pokemon.html

Your Pokéname is:
Shateon
Profile
You live in the marshes of Ireland, and your diet consists mostly of insects, bats and beer.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You can resist lava. You have night vision. You can puke fire. You have a cell phone. You can eat hot death. You can puke jet fuel.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Charnerd.

[Dodger]

Chubra
Profile
You live in the veldts of Ireland, and your diet consists mostly of insects, daisies and beer.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a winning smile. You can puke jet fuel. You have mafia connections. You have intimate knowledge of kung fu. You can walk on Dr. Pepper. You have a covered wicker basket. You can shoot fire.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Voltwad.

[The_Crusade]

I've just read mine properly.

Walk on Dr Pepper LOL
Puke Jet fuel LOLOL
Have a cell phone LOLOLOL

But the LOLOLOLOL award goes to:

*drum roll*

You can eat hot death!

Dodger's has no funny ones apart from walking on Dr Pepper.
LOLOLOLOL!

Randomness to the extreme.

[flamingdragon]

Starzard
Profile
You live in the snowy valleys of Alaska, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, macaroni and cheese and green tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can breathe Mr. PiBB. You can spit evil glances. You can resist granola. You have a cell phone. You can walk on jet fuel.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Lickirider.

[th3_gu3st]

Nidofu
Profile
You live in the steaming jungles of the Congo, and your diet consists mostly of meatballs, berries and ambrosia.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can swim in air. You can throw wind. You can spit 8-track tapes. You can resist lightning bolts. You can resist slime. You can resist granola.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Eebar.