Wish Game

[flamingdragon]

You trip and fall into an electrical chamber and get ur airiness electricuted.

I wish I was made out of rock.

[The_Crusade]

You get engulfed by a piece of paper.

I wish I was the best piano player in the world.

[flamingdragon]

Granted, but then the second best piano player in the world hires a hitman to assasinate u.

I wish I was that hitman.

[The_Crusade]

Haha

The third best piano player in the world hires a ninja to slaughter you and the second best (now first best) piano player in the world.

I wish I was that third best piano player in the world (who is now the best piano player in the world).

[flamingdragon]

A nuke destroyes all the piano players in the world.

I wish I was that nuke.

[The_Crusade]

You are destroyed as well in the explosion

I wish I was that explosion.

[flamingdragon]

Rhe components that made you are now scattered across the world, and there is no way to recombine, so ur as good as dead.

I wish I was that world.

[The_Crusade]

An asteroid belts hits you and you crumble away and fall into the Sun which fries you.

I wish I was that Sun.

[flamingdragon]

You go supernova, and are destroyed.

I wish I was that supernova.

[The_Crusade]

You go supernova, and are destroyed.

I wish I was that supernova.

You get sucked to nothingness by a black hole.

I wish I was that black hole.

[flamingdragon]

You get sucked to nothingness by the biggest black hole there is.

I wish I was that black hole.

[The_Crusade]

You get sucked to nothingness by an even bigger black hole.

I wish I had a pet field mouse.

[flamingdragon]

How can there be a bigger black hole than the biggest black hole there is?

[The_Crusade]

Because you are a liar.

[flamingdragon]

I find that offensive, good sir.