Never-Ending Thread- 1000 Posts and Beyond

[The_Gu3st]

Is the new sig better? Or should I put the link with a different color?

[haferhole1]

1st off you-gay-hoe sucks ass and so does every1 who likes it.  my little cousin loves it and he had it on when i came over once and was tryin 2 explain it 2 me.  heres what i got from it: 

• theres a 10 year old kid that goes through puberty whenever he plays yugioh (voice get deeper, gets more sereois, face changes)
• he always has the right cards come up no matter what the situation so theres no way he can lose
• the world might get destroyed if some little kid and his friends dont win a card game like twice a week

ya, have fun with that..

and i do like the new sig better then old 1 though 

[The_Gu3st]

I like the new sig better too 

And thats kinda the purpose of this whole dueling thing, its a complete spoof. If you were here for when it started, you can go back through and look at some of the cards we made up. They're actually quite funny, some of them. Make sure to look at ults' cards... they're..um...special.

Edit: Also, notice the edited card back, it says "Yu-Gay-Oh".

[Bakster]

1st off you-gay-hoe sucks ass and so does every1 who likes it.  my little cousin loves it and he had it on when i came over once and was tryin 2 explain it 2 me.  heres what i got from it: 

• theres a 10 year old kid that goes through puberty whenever he plays yugioh (voice get deeper, gets more sereois, face changes)
• he always has the right cards come up no matter what the situation so theres no way he can lose
• the world might get destroyed if some little kid and his friends dont win a card game like twice a week

ya, have fun with that..

and i do like the new sig better then old 1 though 

Yu Gi Oh doesn't go through puberty, he has another 'form' who is older and has a deeper voice.
I agree with the other two points though.

If you watched the new series, some incredible bullshit.

It was Yugi Vs some guy called 'Darts' in a battle to save the world...

Darts gets a monster that absorbs all damage done directly to his life points, and couldn't be attacked itself by monsters.
Yugi kills that, but the invincible monster transforms into another monster as a 'Special Ability'. This new monster has attack points that are 300 points higher than yugi's strongest monster. Yugi somehow kills that, then it transforms again!
The new monster is a 'Divine Serpent' with INFINITE ATTACK POINTS!!!!!
GUESS WHAT?? YUGI STILL MANAGED TO KILL THE FUCKER!!
Most animes are like this, they start out enjoyable but then it descends into incredibly unrealistic bullshit.

[Bakster]

We both have 4000 Life Points.

I place one card face down, and summon:





Big Rawr Lion! Attack his life points!

[ultswordsman]

i bet he uses a quick play magic card

[The_Gu3st]

Hah! Nice try! (This is where I say something like the following)
"Did you forget about my face down card? Haha! You fool!"



That takes care of that dumb lion... now I summon... ANIMA!



And since there are 2 cards on the field, You lose 400 lifepoints!

[ultswordsman]

som1 get ur game on summon the blue eyes white dragon with 3000 attack and defence points

[ultswordsman]

ill play for bakster i play bandit knives and that  disables ur trap and i play trap hole to kill ur anima card then i summon  gate guardian with  3900 attack points and equip him with axe of despair giving him  4900 attack points attack u lose guest

[The_Gu3st]

...wtf. Ults doesn't seem to understand that this is made up, but atleast we now know that he's a Yi-Gay-Oh freak. Don't believe me? Look at this AIM convo...

[haferhole1]

lol, i hate yugioh...

[The_Gu3st]

The words in that screenshot got so screwed up... I hate when that happens.

Just to clear it up, incase you couldnt make it out, the convo went like this:

hbeck93: i just  played for bakster look
Lightning4224: ... you cant play for bakster
hbeck93: i can
hbeck93: i can tell u how to block that attack to
Lightning4224: no you cant... you cant just randomly intefere
hbeck93: use waboku
hbeck93: it makes dmg to ur life points 0
Lightning4224: ... Im making these cards up
Lightning4224: they arent real...
hbeck93: so...
hbeck93: use it
Lightning4224: You're a lose.
Lightning4224: *Loser
hbeck93: really now
Lightning4224: Yes. Really.
hbeck93: i know a 2 card combo that can defeat u in real life
Lightning4224: omfgwtfbbq! Congratz!!!
hbeck93: i can tell u a 3 card combo that can win 4 u
Lightning4224: Oh please tell me oh wise one.
Lightning4224: Opps just kidding
Lightning4224: go away, I dont care.
hbeck93: k noob

[ultswordsman]

im mostly a collected but i play agmes against my friends

[The_Gu3st]

Whatever.

Do these glow functions work yet?

test

test 2

[The_Gu3st]

Whoaaaa! Snap! It worked!...

I am the man