wish corupter

[SiR gUt]

A&W Root Beer

[Slayer_Z]

I think the thread is dead now, no-one corrupted haffers wish.
I think the only thing to do is to go ahead and cut off his power, making frogger usless.
and wish for a pony.

[Bakster]

.. the old frogger cannot be corrupted..  nor can Combat, Virtue Fighter II or Mortal Kombat the first edition.

I wish bakster would stop wearing womens clothing and play me in Chess 

Granted, but Bakster crushingly defeats you 10 times in a row, and you have no option but to commit suicide.

NOTE: The above was not just a false corruption, it is a realistic interpretation of what would happen

And for Slayer_Z:

Granted, but it has a fatal and contagious disease so it is in quaratine and you cannot go near it. It will soon die

I wish that Cyber Battles was as popular as Runescape.

[Slayer_Z]

Granted, but since runescape is only popular with losers, we get flooded with fresh meat and turn into a bunch of sadistic carnivores.
I wish for more fresh meat.

[SiR gUt]

can i wish for a&w root beer?

[Bakster]

Granted, but vegetarians take over the world, and you are forced to eat no meat.

I wish that Gut would stop being an idiot

[The_Gu3st]

I wish the_guest remains in china

granted but he suddenly farts on a lit match and blows himself back here

This is true, notice my speedy return.

I wish that Gut would stop being an idiot

Granted. He is now a complete idiot.

I wish that the guest feature would be removed 

[ultswordsman]

granted but is quickly added after being removed    i wish anand was back in china

[Bakster]

Granted, but before leaving he kills you out of spite.

I wish ults would use correct grammar, punctuation and spelling in his typing.

[The_Gu3st]

Sorry Bakster, I'm a genie... not god.

I wish it would rain chicken dumplings.

[SiR gUt]

I wish bakster would leave and never return. Please grant my wish.

[Bakster]

Guest!! You are supposed to grant the wish then corrupt it, not avoid granting the wish!!1!!

Granted, but one giant chicken dumpling hits you and you die.

I wish ults would use correct grammar, punctuation and spelling in his typing.

[zzboots]

granted, Ults now uses correct grammar, punctuation, and spelling and you are the one who is now wrong.

I wish this wish gets corrupted so bad that I am made to look quite the fool.

[The_Gu3st]

Granted. Your wish gets corrupted so bad that you turn into a midget, fall from the sky, land in strawberry milkshake, get drank by George W Bush, crapped out, flushed into the sewage system, drift into the ocean, eaten by a shark, crapped out again, fished up by a fisherman, put into an ice bucket, sent to the butcher, get beat to a bloody pulp, made into more orange juice, and then repeated once again.

I wish that I lived in a giant bucket.

[Bakster]

Granted, but the bucket soon gets destroyed as it is an eyesore, and the material is recycled, and you are homeless/dead.

I wish that I had an ordinary penny with no other objects, whether that be inside the penny or on the outside.