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wish corupter

Started by eddie, January 03, 2006, 05:45:44 AM

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eddie

i wish people would start remembering to make a wish

Bakster

Granted, but you die again (lol)

I wish that after you first say the word 'granted' in your reply, no text, letters or characters will follow that word.

father_ted

granted,But you get mugged by a gang for making such a stupid wish, one guy kicks you in the crotch 69 times while, the other shits in your mouth and the rest take pictures and post them on the internet.

i wish i was dead.
Now that would be an eccumenical matter

eddie

granted, but as soon as you die scientists come up with a way to revive humans.  and since your the one wish the death wish, they decide to be mean and revive you.

i wish there were more smilies to choose from than these:

:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(

zzboots

granted. you now have :\   -.-   O.O and my personal favorite '//===   - :\

I wish matlu would post a reply.
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
-William G. McAdoo

ultswordsman

granted matlu posts 1 but its quickly erased  i wish i owned  the world
u dumbass guest that was easy to quest thanks to gut

Blitz

#36
Quote from: zzboots on January 03, 2006, 08:47:43 PM
I wish for my blitzy back.  :'(  :-*

Then come get me, tiger. ;)

Quote from: ultswordsman on January 06, 2006, 01:10:05 AM
i wish i owned the world

Granted, but then a Revolutionary Army comes and quickly assassinates you, with me as your replacement.


I wish I was "the next great American hero"!
MVP zzboots fanclub

Bakster

Granted, but because of your heroism, some terrorists bomb you, and you die.

I wish that Futurama would start airing new episodes again (curse you, Fox.. >:()

eddie

granted, but they now only play the old episodes over and over, day after day, year after year, no commercials or other programs included

i wish it was legal for me, and only me, to rob houses/banks

Bakster

Granted, but the Government makes your existence illegal in order to stop these robberies, and so you spend the rest of your life in jail.

I wish for one billion pounds, that are not counterfeit, but real English pounds, transferred straight to my bank account where withdrawal of money is possible and legal at any time and that they can be converted into any other currency should the monetary unit of England change, and that I am able to spend this money as freely as possible within the constraints of the current law with no other laws added.

;D

ultswordsman

granted but som1 steals ur pin number and robs ur account dry   i wish i had a new wish
u dumbass guest that was easy to quest thanks to gut

zzboots

granted you have a new wish and you will corrupt it yourself because you will ask for something stupid.



I wish the_guest remains in china
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
-William G. McAdoo

ultswordsman

granted but he suddenly farts on a lit match and blows himself back here


i wish for a  penny
u dumbass guest that was easy to quest thanks to gut

Bakster

Granted, but a tiny bomb in tucked away in the penny, it explodes and you die.

I wish that I could think of a wish that could never be corrupted.

Blitz

granted, but you are killed in a horrible blender accident before you can make that wish.

i wish that no one will post in this thread again
MVP zzboots fanclub