Rap battle 2: the eddie/guest struggle for greatness

[eddie]

make sure to pretend to water ur fake plants or they'll die

[The_Gu3st]

lmao eddie, this thread was on the thrid page before I went and looked for it.

nice pointless topic.

On the topic of pointlessness... I like mulch.

[eddie]

o, i ment 2 make a rap, but i was tied, since it was like 8:00 am, so i wrote something random down, and posted it.  im gonna rap later on

[eddie]

well, i was bored so i made this game
that, and so i could put guest to shame
i gotta alot to say, so if its alright
ill start my speach from 2 a.m. last night:
well, it was late and i couldnt get to sleap
theres nothin on the tube, but the road runner, "meep meep!"
so i went on the com, and what do i see?
the guest in a thread, crying out to me.

Omg eddie! Please post! plz plz plz!

so i decided to respond to his pleas.
so we talk for a while and we bumped each thread
because guest got that idea in his head
so while we were reviving the posts that were dead
lil baby guest had to goto bed
but i prevailed, through and through
and i did it great! thank you, thank you
but dodger got pissed, and flamed me a bit
u didnt need to make a topic lol... silly britt
but then parsley decided to let u "flame eddie"
so i just stood there, arms up and ready!
but he deleted it quickly, what a shame
because i wanted to c them come up with the flames
so when im done, it was now 8 o'clock
and i had 2 choices, sleap or sell stock
i decided to just type in a random thought
cause the time i spent on the title was alot
so theres my story and im stickin to it
i admit, its legit, and im gonna commit
if the brit throws a fit, ill give him a hit
i think im gonna goto 50 cents site, and submit
and those words, he'll spit, lickidy split
then ill have a banana spit and tell guest to quit.

[The_Gu3st]

You look like piss.
How's that for a diss?
You cant beat this.
::kiss::


/lazy