messing with ppl who work as guides at chacha.com

[w1ll1e]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmyA
AmyA: Welcome to ChaCha!
AmyA: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Merry Christmas. I refuse to say "Happy Holidays".
You: I was wondering if perhaps you know where I could find talking Jesus dolls for my pot-smoking son.
AmyA: Let me look for you. Thanks for your patience while I am searching.
You: Bless you.
AmyA: and you,.
AmyA: Here you go. I want one of these too.
You: Do you know if these were made in America?
AmyA: Let me see what I can find on that for you.
AmyA: This website doesn't indicate. Let me try a few things and see if I can find that informaiton.
You: I won't accept Jesus dolls from other countries. They've been stained by the hands of evil-doers.
AmyA: Not all other countries are un-Christian.
You: Many worship Satan and support homosexuality.
AmyA: That is true.
You: Especially Mexico.
You: Mexico is dirty and godless and should be rebuilt.
You: By true Americans.
You: Who support the war and our President.
AmyA: I cannot find any manufacturing info. You may want to email One2Believe and ask them. I hope they are made in America too.
AmyA: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you
AmyA: ?
You: Did you know that Geroge W. Bush has pure water for blood?
You: It's true, you've never seen him bleed because it's nearly invisible.
AmyA: I have never heard that.
You: Well, knowledge is power.
AmyA: Yes, it is
You: And Judaism is blasphemy.
AmyA: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

JessicaC: Welcome to ChaCha!
JessicaC: You are looking for Brooklyn Style Pizza?
You: what are you nuts
You: you tell em ma
You: its good pizza boss
JessicaC: What?
You: you gotta fold it like thi s
You: hi
JessicaC: what are you talking about?
You: i need information about gums
You: gum castles
JessicaC: Gum Castles?
You: like sand castles
You: but gum
JessicaC: Your search came in for Pizza
You: chewing gum
JessicaC: Ok one moment please
You: you call that a fold come on fold it like a man
You: i am folding like a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: where are my gums!!
You: limey castles

[Inferno1537]

you know what's blasphemy, the fact that i'm still a probe

[w1ll1e]

oh crap, im still a probe too

[The_Crusade]

Haha, I liked your first search

[exiledragon]

 "You: Did you know that Geroge W. Bush has pure water for blood?
You: It's true, you've never seen him bleed because it's nearly invisible.
AmyA: I have never heard that."

Did she search for it? You should have asked her to do that.

[The_Crusade]

You have to register now to search with a guide. Fuck that shit.

[flamingdragon]

Lmao, I thought it worth it, and did sign up. I then searched for Filipino hookers, and said "Hello, my friend is taking a trip to the Philippines and I wanted to see the quality of what was available for him there". However, I just got reported immediately afterwards.

[w1ll1e]

lol