since that picture flame thing is locked, and riddles is dieing, i decided 2 make a new forum game. its called wish corupter. now for those of you that havnt played it before, ill explain. we start with a with a wish, and then the next poster "grants" the wish, but corupts it. example:
i wish i had a million dollars.
granted, but its all in monopoly money.
then it continues like that. ill start
i wish someone would post
Granted, but this post will curse you for eternity. (Sorry, couldn't think of anything better ;D)
I wish for World Peace ;D
granted, a horrific plague sweeps the world killing all living things. finally the world is at peace.
i wish more people played cyber battles
Granted, Dodger steals all of your points.
I wish my luck would improve.
granted. you just won the lottery for 100 million dollars, but so did 200 million other people.
i wish i had a new, working car
granted. You're barbie 4 wheeler is on its way.
I wish for my blitzy back. :'( :-*
granted. blitz comes back but then your computer and every computer you touch gets thousands of viruses that keep you from getting online in any way
i wish i had one real american quarter dated 1999. (try and corrupt that :P)
Granted, you get your quater covered in uranium.
I wish to be beaten into a bloody pulp.
granted, you are now a bleading piece of pulp in orange juice and then get drank by a fat kid in germany and after a while, end up in the sewer system, where you get washed up in hollywood, only to end up staring in a movie: Pulp: the bleeding tail. the movie ends up being a desaster, and your carrier is over. now go cry in the corner
i wish i hadnt taken so long to write that
wish granted it took a speedy 2 secound but ur hands evaporated
i wish i had 1 real american dollar in a stainless steel case with nothing done to it or me
corrupt that
granted, but now due to inflation that dollar is worth less than 1/9000 of a penny.
i wish i had my hands back
wish granted u get hands made of water
i wish i have eddies dead corpes in a casket beside me that had holy water on it so he cant attack me as a zombie
granted, but now all the other dead people in the world turn to zombies that come after you
i wish i had an ipod
granted but the ipod blows up blowing away everything but ur head which is preserved in a glass container (like futurama)
i wish i had a holy shield which couldn never be contaimenated or broken or anything
granted, but now, you cant get food through the shield and you starve
i wish ults didnt corrupt this wish
wish granted ults didnt corrupt it ultimateswordsman did
i wish it was like my last wish but i got unlimited food and water
granted, but you are alergic to all food and eventually die
i wish i knew everything, including how to be unharmed by anything and protect everyone and everything i like
ok granted but ur head explodes from all the info i wish no1 in the universe would respound
granted, ill respond, eddies alien buddie from just outside the universe
i wish got sent back home
granted ur sent home to ur destroyed planet i wish every1 and everything would respond (this means u cant respond to me)
so, zz, i hear ults' wish got granted, but now no one talks to him, at school, on the streat, at home or anywhere, and he died alone.
i wish ultswordsman would not post in the topic wish corupter in the unrelated section of http://www.duelboard.com/forum/index.php
I wish that this wish cannot be corrupted
granted, but you just waisted a wish when you could have gotten a barbie 4 wheeler like me ;D
i wish reg had granted/corrupted my earlier wish
granted, reg magically says, "ultswordsman no longer posts on duelboard, but his identical twin named ultswordsman does."
I wish I could read.
yea this is ults (booya) and i wish eddie died and his corpse was burned
well, since no one is alowed 2 talk 2 ults now, ill grant your wish. you are now able to read the word "hippotonanamus", but only that word
i wish i had better crack
You have better crack...but you die. (Don't understand that wish :P)
I wish that I never made this wish 8)
granted, but that erased that post, which bill gates had 100 billion dollars riding on that you would post in that minute, which he now lost, causing you to be hunted down by his army of goons, tied to a chair, and beat wish hammers.
i wish a had a wristwatch, this grandfather clock of mine is gettin heavy
granted u know have a grandfather clock on ur wrist which breaks them both
i wish people would start remembering to make a wish
Granted, but you die again (lol)
I wish that after you first say the word 'granted' in your reply, no text, letters or characters will follow that word.
granted,But you get mugged by a gang for making such a stupid wish, one guy kicks you in the crotch 69 times while, the other shits in your mouth and the rest take pictures and post them on the internet.
i wish i was dead.
granted, but as soon as you die scientists come up with a way to revive humans. and since your the one wish the death wish, they decide to be mean and revive you.
i wish there were more smilies to choose from than these:
:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
granted. you now have :\Â Â -.-Â Â O.O and my personal favorite '//===Â Â - :\
I wish matlu would post a reply.
granted matlu posts 1 but its quickly erased i wish i owned the world
Quote from: zzboots on January 03, 2006, 08:47:43 PM
I wish for my blitzy back. :'( :-*
Then come get me, tiger. ;)
Quote from: ultswordsman on January 06, 2006, 01:10:05 AM
i wish i owned the world
Granted, but then a Revolutionary Army comes and quickly assassinates you, with me as your replacement.
I wish I was "the next great American hero"!
Granted, but because of your heroism, some terrorists bomb you, and you die.
I wish that Futurama would start airing new episodes again (curse you, Fox.. >:()
granted, but they now only play the old episodes over and over, day after day, year after year, no commercials or other programs included
i wish it was legal for me, and only me, to rob houses/banks
Granted, but the Government makes your existence illegal in order to stop these robberies, and so you spend the rest of your life in jail.
I wish for one billion pounds, that are not counterfeit, but real English pounds, transferred straight to my bank account where withdrawal of money is possible and legal at any time and that they can be converted into any other currency should the monetary unit of England change, and that I am able to spend this money as freely as possible within the constraints of the current law with no other laws added.
;D
granted but som1 steals ur pin number and robs ur account dry i wish i had a new wish
granted you have a new wish and you will corrupt it yourself because you will ask for something stupid.
I wish the_guest remains in china
granted but he suddenly farts on a lit match and blows himself back here
i wish for a penny
Granted, but a tiny bomb in tucked away in the penny, it explodes and you die.
I wish that I could think of a wish that could never be corrupted.
granted, but you are killed in a horrible blender accident before you can make that wish.
i wish that no one will post in this thread again
Granted, but someone else wishes that people would post in this thread all the time, cancelling your wish.
I wish that wishes never existed.
granted, but since wishes never existed, you never made this wish, making wishes exist again, and you make your no wishes wish, turning the timeline into a never ending loop
i wish i had 1 grape flavored pixi stick, sealed from the factory, and if i get injured in anyway eating it, me (or my familly/friends if it kills me. and even it it explodes, i have a friend who on other side of country, and grandparents in china) sues the company, and gets the company and control of all things flavored sugar
You eat the stick and die by poison. Your family controls all things sugar, however, due to climate change, humans evolve rapidly, and due to these new adaptations, sugar slowly kills humans in a painful manner when consumed, thus rendering it banned.
I wish that there was no global warming, and no natural disasters, and no other climate changes appear that will destroy the world.
granted, but suddenly all the world leaders go mad and launch every nuke they have randomly throughout the world, eventually destroying it
i wish everything and everyone on earth, in the sky, on every other planet, in space, and in every type of demention or time frame was destroyed
i think i covered everything
granted,But you get mugged by a gang for making such a stupid wish, one guy kicks you in the crotch 69 times while, the other shits in your mouth and the rest take pictures and post them on the internet.
i wish i was more popular.
Quote from: father_ted on January 09, 2006, 10:02:02 PM
granted,But you get mugged by a gang for making such a stupid wish, one guy kicks you in the crotch 69 times while, the other shits in your mouth and the rest take pictures and post them on the internet.
how? my wish killed them. that was kinda the whole purpuse of it. anyways...
granted, you are now
loved by all male dogs, if you know what i mean
i wish i could go back and forword in time at will
granted, but you crush one mesquito that would have changed the world by biting the president and giving him time to change his mind about destroying the world. you go into the future to see what you have done and die because the earth isnt there, hence no oxygen
i wish i was a ghost, and couldnt be hurt by anything, and still had the typical ghost powers: flying, invisible when i want to be, walk through walls, the works
Granted, but you slowly become lonely and depressed, and since ghosts will not be able to make wishes, you are stuck in ghost form forever!
I wish everything and everyone on earth, in the sky, on every other planet, in space, and in every type of demention or time frame was destroyed.
Now corrupt this wish properly! :P
granted, everything is destroyed. But God got lonely again so this time he created a bakster-free universe better than before.
I wish there was no Nickle in the world.
granted, but another substance with almost the same propotys is descovered: Mickle
they use that for everything nickle was used for until it was wished away.
i wish the next post in this topic said
Quote
granted, with no corruptions.
i wish i was as cool as haferhole1.
granted, with no corruptions, save everything.
i wish i was as cool as haferhole1 used to be before the sex change.
Granted, but times have changed, and you are no longer regarded cool in society, instead you are a kill target by evil demonic gangs.
I wish for a new car.
Granted. you are the proud owner of a brand new tyco RC econo-car.
But you dont have any batteries.
I wish I could controle other peoples thoughts and emotions
granted, but they can control yours too, and make you lock yourself in a roo, away from socioty with no minds to control, and eventually die of thirst
i wish i was playing frogger right now (and not the shitty new ones, the old school version)
.. the old frogger cannot be corrupted.. nor can Combat, Virtue Fighter II or Mortal Kombat the first edition.
I wish bakster would stop wearing womens clothing and play me in Chess ;D
A&W Root Beer
I think the thread is dead now, no-one corrupted haffers wish.
I think the only thing to do is to go ahead and cut off his power, making frogger usless.
and wish for a pony.
Quote from: cDigital on January 12, 2006, 07:53:22 AM
.. the old frogger cannot be corrupted.. nor can Combat, Virtue Fighter II or Mortal Kombat the first edition.
I wish bakster would stop wearing womens clothing and play me in Chess ;D
Granted, but Bakster crushingly defeats you 10 times in a row, and you have no option but to commit suicide.
NOTE: The above was not just a false corruption, it is a realistic interpretation of what would happen :D
And for Slayer_Z:
Granted, but it has a fatal and contagious disease so it is in quaratine and you cannot go near it. It will soon die ;)
I wish that Cyber Battles was as popular as Runescape.
Granted, but since runescape is only popular with losers, we get flooded with fresh meat and turn into a bunch of sadistic carnivores.
I wish for more fresh meat.
can i wish for a&w root beer?
Granted, but vegetarians take over the world, and you are forced to eat no meat.
I wish that Gut would stop being an idiot ;)
Quote from: zzboots on January 07, 2006, 12:21:23 AM
I wish the_guest remains in china
Quote from: ultswordsman on January 07, 2006, 06:31:52 AM
granted but he suddenly farts on a lit match and blows himself back here
This is true, notice my speedy return.
Quote from: Bakster on January 12, 2006, 11:44:00 PM
I wish that Gut would stop being an idiot ;)
Granted. He is now a complete idiot.
I wish that the guest feature would be removed :P
granted but is quickly added after being removed i wish anand was back in china
Granted, but before leaving he kills you out of spite.
I wish ults would use correct grammar, punctuation and spelling in his typing.
Sorry Bakster, I'm a genie... not god.
I wish it would rain chicken dumplings.
I wish bakster would leave and never return. Please grant my wish.
Guest!! You are supposed to grant the wish then corrupt it, not avoid granting the wish!!1!!
Granted, but one giant chicken dumpling hits you and you die.
I wish ults would use correct grammar, punctuation and spelling in his typing.
granted, Ults now uses correct grammar, punctuation, and spelling and you are the one who is now wrong.
I wish this wish gets corrupted so bad that I am made to look quite the fool.
Granted. Your wish gets corrupted so bad that you turn into a midget, fall from the sky, land in strawberry milkshake, get drank by George W Bush, crapped out, flushed into the sewage system, drift into the ocean, eaten by a shark, crapped out again, fished up by a fisherman, put into an ice bucket, sent to the butcher, get beat to a bloody pulp, made into more orange juice, and then repeated once again.
I wish that I lived in a giant bucket.
Granted, but the bucket soon gets destroyed as it is an eyesore, and the material is recycled, and you are homeless/dead.
I wish that I had an ordinary penny with no other objects, whether that be inside the penny or on the outside.
Granted, you have one penny and nothing else. you are very happy till the loanshark you are in det to arrives looking for his money. you dont have it so he ducktapes you to a tree and lets his pittbulls rape you for a while, then he leaves you taped in the cold, naked and bloody. you hate yourself.
I wish I could meet all of you face to face insteadof through this stupid box.
granted but when we all show up we find u blind i wish for 1k in rs
Quote from: ultswordsman on January 15, 2006, 05:53:12 AM
granted but when we all show up we find u blind  i wish for 1k in rs
granted, you receive your 1k but it and everything else you have is quickly stolen from you.
I wish for ice cream. (only one sick, demented SOB would be so cruel as to corupt this wish. :"( )
u get ice cream but u suddenly become laxtose intolerent
I wish for an infinite supply of liquor flavored as a and w root beer.
Granted, but the first bottle you drink contains a deadly venom, and you die.
I wish for a better life (If that is possible 8) ).
Ult is bustin out with some good corruptions.
baxter, you have a better life as a lobster, but being better than your life dosent mean its a good life, you die in boiling water with a hiss and a smile.
I wish I had boobs so I could sit at home all day and play with em.
your wish is granted but i get to play with them too :)
I wish Gut would make a wish next time he corrupts a wish.
Wish granted but he wishes for an dog to screw and it grosses everyone out that they stop coming to duelboard.
I wish Gut would stop molesting babies.
granted, he now molests you 7 days a week
i wish i could get to sleap and stay sleaping for 10 hours, but no one die or get sick
Wish granted but you wake up with the dog I molested and get its aids and ghonorrea
I wish you spell the word sleep correctly
grantid, ai spel sleep corrrect, buut evry othar werd iz misspelld
ai wissh peepol woud sstop maiking phun ov howw uthers tipe
I wish people would stop asuming stuff because the proper way to spell it is sleep :)
and this thread is bothering me because none of these wishes come true, im still waiting on my liquor flavored root beer
granted, even know you(i think) and others have done it to me, ults, grave, and others i cant remember many times in the past
i wish i could think of a new game to play
granted, but i post it :D
i wish people would post in my new topic
Granted, the people post to say how much it sucks, and the topic slowly dies.
I wish for a ;D
granted, but i quickly edit the post, and turn it into a >:(
i wish i could grant my own wishes, i had unlimited wishes, and they would not get corupted
Granted, but the genie kills you as he can't be bothered giving out unlimited wishes.
I wish that this wish cannot be corrupted.
Granted, but only after God changed the meaning of corrupt to grant and the meaning of grant to corrupt. Then after your wish was "granted" (corrupted), the meanings were changed back.
I wish my right foot was made of cotton candy.
Quote from: The_Gu3st on January 17, 2006, 02:58:01 AM
I wish my right foot was made of cotton candy.
Granted, you now have a bloody, sugary leg.
I wish turkeys wore hats and alligators could sing.
Granted, but they formed a new hick band which took over the nation with a craze. You now work for them for 1 cent every 6 days.
I wish I could fall asleap. (Damn jetlag!)
Granted, but a loud band marches past you as soon as you fall asleep, and you quickly wake up.
I wish I had something better to do than play stupid games on an internet forum.
Granted, you create your own online game, and after putting in months of work all it gets is abuse on it's forum, from a person, coincidently known as Bakstar.
I wish for more wishes.
granted, you get negitive 10 more wishes
i wish i get a working, normal sized, car that i can legaly drive on the road and it does at least 100 mph, and didnt use too much gas, and was indestructable, and made me indestructable for my birthday
Granted, but you crash the car, but although the car is still intact, it is unable to be driven. And you also go to jail.
I wish for nothing.
granted u get everything taken away from u so u starve and die cause u wanted nothing
i wish that anima would post on db and that i saw it
Granted, but it happened in your dreams.
I wish I was God.
granted u become god but right after the devil comes behind u and assasinates u with his dick by slapping u over ur neck with it (pwnage)
i wish for a steak
Quote from: The_Gu3st on January 17, 2006, 11:17:36 PM
I wish I was God.
You are god and have the power to corrupt your own life.
Quote from: ultswordsman on January 17, 2006, 11:40:38 PM
i wish for a steak
You get your steak but i spit on it for posting before i could.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
granted u know what to wish for and just b4 u can ur assasinated i wish i had a piece of gum
granted, but it was one of those trick gum packs, and a spring hit your finger! haha!
i wish everyone in the sabre clan was dead, with no side effects, possitive or negitive
granted but right b4 they are bombed to death all the bombs become duds i wish that i had a tricked out mustang like silencers with no side effects or anything bad happen to it or me
granted, but gas prices reach a new high: $10134.43 per gallon. you end up having to sell the car if you want to pay for the gas
i wish i could breath fire, and that this wish was courupted creatively, not like, " you burn someone and goto jail" or "you die"
Granted, but you burn someone and go to jail, then you slowly melt the jail walls, escape, and get struck down by gunners :D
I wish that all wishes are impossible to corrupt.
granated, they are now impossible to grant
i wise i had a blue lobster, and he was my friend and we ran the streets, killing inocent people, and everyone, including god, and nature was fine with it, because hes blue and cool
Granted, but the lobster eventually turns on you and kills you viciously.
I wish that all wishes are impossible to corrupt, and still possible to grant.
granted but b4 u say u wish satin whacks u with his balls and u get crushed under them
i wish for a steel bar that has nothing wrong with it
granted, it is fine for 20 secons, then it explodes, killing everyone
i wish this wish would be granted, and then corrupted
Granted, the wish explodes, killing everyone except you, and you live to regret making that wish.
I wish ults would corrupt wishes properly.
granted ults grants them properly for 2 secounds and then he makes bad corroptions and beats bakster to a pulp
damn u! i was gonna post :(
and since you didnt wish, ill do it
i wish people would make elaborite, creative stories that no one has said before to corrupt wishes from now on
example:
Quote from: zzboots on January 03, 2006, 08:59:03 PM
I wish to be beaten into a bloody pulp.
Quote from: eddie on January 03, 2006, 09:04:58 PM
granted, you are now a bleading piece of pulp in orange juice and then get drank by a fat kid in germany and after a while, end up in the sewer system, where you get washed up in hollywood, only to end up staring in a movie: Pulp: the bleeding tail. the movie ends up being a desaster, and your carrier is over. now go cry in the corner
granted but right after that pluto flys into u and kills u then lfys back into space ramming into the sun burning u to a crisp b4 u saw a proper granted thingy
i wish for a grass seed
Granted, and you plant it. However, the seed mutates in growth and becomes a giant man-eating plant that eats you.
I wish that all wishes are impossible to corrupt, and still possible to grant
ganted, but u get a tumer in your throught as a result or eating too many yams. the tumer blocks just enough of your voice box to make it imposible to say, "i wish"
i wish i had a waffle with something teribly wrong with it that may kill me or the people i love
Granted, the waffle triggers a deadly disease that will kill in 10 years. By that time, scientists have discovered resurrection, and since you wanted to die so badly, they tested it on you, and you are alive, but only the left half of your body is operational.
I wish that I could sleep forever without the possibility of being awoken until I die.
Granted, but while you are sleeping, you live a dream which is identical to what your life would have been if you were awake, rendering your sleepness entirely pointless.
I wish I was 6" taller.
your wish is granted but after a day of being 6 inches taller, you turn into a circus midget and your life sucks terribly forever and you never get any females, only the circus animals :) and the rhino that killed anima
I wish i was an Nhl hockey goalie and never let up any goals :)
granted u never let any goals get past you but ur balls are chopped off by a hockey puck
i wish i was alive in hurt and heal
granted, but its in another forum.
i wish i knew japanese
granted but right after a person yells look a japenese son of a bitch and kills u
i wish for a riddle
granted, but it is 1000 times harder then any other riddle you have tried ever.
If you use a certain formula on 13, you end up with 7.
Under the same formula, 2352 becomes 16, 246 becomes 14, 700 turns into 16, and 1030 becomes 14.
What would 9304 become?
i wish i had some cash so i could see the new underworld movie
edit: btw, anyone who solves it gets 10 points in riddle thread. unless i think you search for it, then you get score taken away
and lol u only can get up to a 2 point riddle so yea..
Granted, but a loose tiger escaped from the zoo enters the cinema, and eats you.
I wish for eternal world peace.
umm, u already wished for that
Quote from: Bakster on January 03, 2006, 02:33:02 PM
I wish for World Peace ;D
Quote from: eddie on January 03, 2006, 05:55:38 PM
granted, a horrific plague sweeps the world killing all living things. finally the world is at peace.
i wish people wouldnt repost wishes
Quote from: eddie on January 20, 2006, 09:16:10 PM
If you use a certain formula on 13, you end up with 7.
Under the same formula, 2352 becomes 16, 246 becomes 14, 700 turns into 16, and 1030 becomes 14.
What would 9304 become?
edit: btw, anyone who solves it gets 10 points in riddle thread. unless i think you search for it, then you get score taken away
and about this thing, i think ill allow it, theres only 5 or 6 posts left in riddles. im gonna keeep it goin till we reach 1000, then there all back to 1 or 2 points per riddle
good luck
Granted, but nobody participates in this thread anymore.
I wish for world war :P
granted a world war between ants and bees begins in ur house killing you
i wish i was smarter
Granted, you now know the solution to 1+1...and not much else.
I wish for a world war between humans on the planet Earth.
granted but it happens in a diffrent dimesnion i wish bakster was sucked into a black hole
Granted, but it also sucks you up.
I wish for a world war between humans on the planet Earth in the same dimension as we live in today.
Granted, war ensues for many Milena, death after death, until a resurrected Einstein develops a cloning machine, creating far more fighters for the war. In short their are murders, stealing, adultery, and all of God's commandments were defiled. So he decided that enough was a enough, assumed corporal form, descended to Earth, and found men worshipping an statue of Satan. Upon this God flew into a frenzy, burnt everyone to a crisp, and destroyed the Earth. When he had calmed down, he decided to create a new world, leaving out one flaw, YOU BAKSTER because you made such a god damn stupid wish!!!
(there Eddie, you got your long imaginative answers :P)
I wish that hadn't taken so long to write.
granted it took u only 10 minutes IN DOG YEARS (that means 90 minutes) i wish i knew everything
Granted, you figure out everything and begin to type properly, shocking everyone on duelboard into not believing its you, ever. So knowing everything gave you no fame or fortune for who you really are.
I wish that I could suck on my big toe while doing a cartwheel.
you get that ability to after u have surgery to take ur balls and dick off and they chop ur big jow off so its like a binky for u now
i wish for a simple riddle that got me 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
points
Quote from: ultswordsman on January 22, 2006, 04:52:32 AM
you get that ability to after u have surgery to take ur balls and dick off and they chop ur big jow off so its like a binky for u now
i wish for a simple riddle that got me
-100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
points
granted... (waits for ults to catch how i courupted it)
i wish dodger would post a good riddle in the riddle thread
Granted, but it is so difficult that nobody can ever solve it. And it can't be found on the Internet. Or in a book. In fact, only Dodger has the solution. However, he is run over by a bus whilst sucking on a lollipop. So you never know the solution, and you turn mentally insane.
I wish that this forum never existed.
omg som1 took my signature away nooooooo
Granted, but everyone wanted to hear what I would wish for so haferhole went back in time to before it was unexisted and existed it again..
I wish someone would get rid of haferholes sig as well.
Granted, but he makes an even worse one.
I wish for a sharp, metal knife.
granted, but its in your dogs head.
i wish more people would post here, this games cool
Granted, more people would post here, if there wasn't a stupid post by ults that totally screwed up the layout of the entire page because of too many stupid zero's.
I wish someone would delete that post so I could play this game again.
This game is old now, and if it goes onto the next page I will fuck it up ults style ;D
WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS GAME IS TOOOO LONG WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :'(
OLD**
Lmao...Idiot.
Granted. Now you look like eddie. And that sucks.
I wish I was The Guest ???
granted, u lose the 3 in your name, deleting all posts, and making duelboard collapse
shit.
o, i wish we wouldnt get banned 4 what were doing right now
granted. Instead, you are forced to post forever.
w/e, it looks like im doing that anyways. make a wish
I wish I was black!
granted, you get shot by the cops for dwb: driving while black
i wish i was watching a new episode of family guy right now
Granted. You watch a new episode of family guy and live happily ever after.
I wish eddies life got corrupted.
didnt u read hafers posts? hes my bro. we live in same house. my life is courupted
i wish guest would die
Granted. But then he stops posting here.
I wish The Guest had a million bazillion kagillion zillion pieces of mulch.
granted, but he cant eat it
i wish more people knew about 12 oz mouse
Granted. Post the link, the wrong link... preferably to porn.
I wish i could turn into a cow at will.
granted, but then u get turned into paper and lose ur cow transforming abilitys
i wish guest was made of hamster testicals
*brings active threads back 2 top
Quote from: eddie on March 13, 2006, 12:29:42 PM
granted, but then u get turned into paper and lose ur cow transforming abilitys
i wish guest was made of hamster testicals
Granted, but so are you.
I wish for a blank sheet of A4 paper.
Granted but you need $100 dollars to get it from me
I wish i had a coke
Quote from: Coke_Can on March 13, 2006, 08:29:46 PM
Granted but you need $100 dollars to get it from me
I wish I was less lazy.
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Quote from: Bakster on March 13, 2006, 09:48:27 PM
I wish I was less lazy.
You work yourself to death.
I wish I was God.
You God yourself to death.
I wish I was yo momma.
You yo momma urself to death.
I wish I was a mad gangsta rappa.
You get shot in the street for being a gangsta.
I wish I was Superman.
You get killed by Lex Luthor with some kryptonite for being a superman.
I wish I was the flash.
You flash yourself to death.
I wish I was Batfink.
You Batfink urself to death.
I wish I was 476576874 feet tall.
you die, no air in space
i wish i was yellow
You get killed in a racist attack.
I wish I was invisible.
No one ever notices u, so ur life goes on just as it was before.
I wish I could touch the sky.
The sky poisons you somehow and you die a slow, painful death.
I wish I couldn't touch the sky.
Since u are not able to touch the sky, u can't touch anything and u fall through the crust of the Earth and gravity makes u stuck in the center of the Earth.
I wish I was pure eviler than I already am.
Catholics hunt you down and burn you.
I wish I could see the third Matrix movie.
Why can't u?
*evil stare*
I wish I could see the third Matrix movie now.
Mwuhahaha, u see the third matrix movie, but while watching it ur tv explodes and burns ur house down.
I wish I could see a fourth matrix movie.
You do, but it lasts for 28 hours and it sucks ass so you have wasted over a day.
I wish that people liked me.
They do, but then because of ur popularity you become the ruler of the world, then discover a way to not die from age, however u die when the sun goes supernova.
I wish I owned the world's largest pizza.
You didn't foil my wish. I've always wanted to rule the world. And the Sun thing will kill everyone so my death doesn't matter.
YOU LOSE. I WIN. GGNOREKTHX
Quote from: The_Crusade on May 16, 2007, 08:42:54 AM
You do, but it lasts for 28 hours and it sucks ass so you have wasted over a day.
I wish that people liked me.
granted, but the only people that like you are gay cowboy serial rapists. and they
really like you. ;)
i wish i knew why my ice cubes i once had are gone
You find out the reason why, and that reason is so sick and twisted that not only can it not be displayed in these forums, it also causes you to go permanently insane and you get locked up in a mental home for the rest of your life. Which is 8 hours as you kill yourself with a spoon.
I wish that I had a genie.
Granted, but the genie is evil and traps you in the abyss for all eternity.
I wish I could walk 100 miles.
On the last step of your 100 mile walk, you trip and fall down a large cliff to your very painful death.
I wish I was the moon.
It turns out ur made out of cheese, and get eaten by space rats.
I wish I was the sun!
It turns out you're made out of grilled cheese, and get eaten by space rats.
I wish I was Jupiter.
It turns out ur made out of pepperjack, and get eaten by space rats.
I wish we could modify posts.
Well you can't, so deal with it.
Quote from: flamingdragon on May 26, 2007, 06:41:41 AM
I wish we could modify posts.
granted, just not in this forum
i wish my van was a Ferrari enzo
You drive it too fast and crash and die.
I wish my Ferrari Enzo was a van.
u drive too slow and get hit by my Enzo.
i wish i no longer needed food or drink to stay living.
Granted, you now need a constant supply of carbon monoxide to live. You are unable to find this quickly enough and die.
I wish my head was twice the size it is now.
granted, but you can no longer fit threw doorways.
i wish i had a hot dog
Granted, but you dont even wanna know where it is lodged, and you cant get it out ;D
I wish my farts smelled like blueberry pie
Granted, you are kidnapped by scientists and examined for the rest of your life due to this unusual fart smell.
I wish I was a worm.
Granted, but I step on you.
I wish I was a t-rex.
Granted, but I step on you.
I wish I was an ankylosaurus.
Granted, but I eat u.
I wish I was Chaos.
Granted, but The Light Warriors defeat you (FF1 reference, the final boss is called Chaos)
I wish I was one of the Light Warriors
granted, but you lose all skill at FF1, getting killed by vivian.
i wish flamingdragon wasnt such a girl.
Granted, but then haferhole1 dies due to a bunch of girls killing him because they are insulted that u are lowering their gender by u calling me one of them.
I wish I was a noob.
Granted, but everyone ridicules you to the point of your suicide.
I wish I was a n00b.
Granted, but everyone ridicules you to the point of your explosion.
I wish I was a n33b.
Granted, but everyone ridicules you to the point of your explosion.
I wish I was not a n33b.
Hey you can't put teh same exact response, I modified mine a little. You could have at least used implosion. ::)
Granted, but just before u become no longer a n33b, the definition of the word is changed to mean extremely cool, and because of ur wish, u are still the old definition of n33b, and it's now impossible for u to become cool.
I wish I was 007.
Granted, you now exist as three digits. Try to figure out how that works.
I wish I was James Bond.
You bastard, i knew u were gonna say the digits thing and that was my next wish!
Granted, but u are then killed by a damn dirty ape.
I wish I was that damn dirty ape.
I wish this game ends right now.
Granted.
, but it then starts up again very shortly after.
I wish I was the bringer of doom!
Quote from: flamingdragon on June 08, 2007, 04:53:58 AM
, but it then starts up again very shortly after.
I wish I was the bringer of doom!
Quote from: flamingdragon on June 08, 2007, 04:53:58 AM
, but it then starts up again very shortly after.
I wish I was the bringer of doom!
i wish i had a pony
What happened to my bringer of doom?
And ur pony is captured by aliens.
And this one died as well for some reason.
And I just spent an hour reading through all these, man I'm a loser. :'(
Correct.
Quote from: haferhole1 on June 30, 2007, 02:48:33 PM
i wish i had a pony
Your pony is captured by aliens.
I wish I was the bringer of doom.
granted, but you no longer have a penis
i wish i had cancer
Granted, but you then die.............your penis is then stolen by grave robbers.
I wish I had my penis back.
You do, then you accidentally slice it off with a pillow. Don't ask how.
I wish I knew nothing.
You knew nothing and therefore could never make that wish.............your penis then falls off.
.
I wish I was a shiny golden god.
You are, but Satan then takes over the world and destroys all the gods you included.
I wish I was Satan.
You become Satan, but then you are defeated when you go down to Georgia by Johny. You then lose your golden fiddle.
I wish I was the super devil.
You are but you die.
I wish I was dead.
You are, and then you're resurrected due to auto-life.
I wish I was Iron Man.
You are but you die.
I wish I wasn't Iron Man.
granted, but it only lasts one post. then your penis falls off
i wish i was made of pudding
granted, because you will have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river.. when ur living in a VAN down by the RIVER
i wish my birthday was a national holiday
granted, you are destroyed, ironicly, by the game destroy all humans... somehow
i wish i was a samurai
granted, but your penis falls off
i wish dragon would let me use his bitmetv.org login, so i dont have to wait the 2 days and 17 hours that utorrent says itll take for me to download seasons 2 and 3 of the office.
seriously
im not even playing the wish game anymore
ill grant you your penis back if u do
You are but your penis falls off. Then you die.
I wish my penis couldn't fall off.
Ahem, I wish for no-one to reply to this post (corrupt that ;D)
No one replies to your post, but then someone does.
I wish this forum would suddenly become active again.
Ok, but it's RADIOactive :P
I wish that I had 5 70 world of warcraft alts and could design the new expansion pack ;D
You have and can, but a serious bug occurs in WoW that cannot be fixed and the game shuts down.
I wish my testicles were on fire.
Your balls burst aflame just as you are thrown into an arctic river, which freezes and kills you.
I wish I was immortal.
You become immortal and live to an incredibly old age where your organs become useless and you can no longer function even though you are still alive. That just sucks.
I wish I was immortal and maintain the same physical and mental condition of a good looking, intelligent 19 year old male with perfect health and no disabilities or diseases, be they mental or physical and immune to all such disabilities and diseases.
That was implied in my post. >:(
You become immortal and remain at the age of 19 with everything you said.......you are then imprisoned in the depths of hell for all eternity.
I wish I was immortal and maintain the same physical and mental condition of a good looking, intelligent 25 year old male with perfect health and no disabilities or diseases, be they mental or physical and immune to all such disabilities and diseases, with unlimited powers over everything in the universe and impervious to all unwanted things with the inability to be tricked into wanting something I don't want.
You then get INCREDIBLY bored because you did everything there is to be done over 1,000,000,000,000 years ago :P
I wish that... this ? was uncorrnptable ;D
The question mark is uncorruptable but you get run over by a truck shortly after the wish was made.
I wish I was immortal and maintain the same physical and mental condition of a good looking, intelligent 25 year old male with perfect health and no disabilities or diseases, be they mental or physical and immune to all such disabilities and diseases, with unlimited powers over everything in the universe and impervious to all unwanted things with the inability to be tricked into wanting something I don't want, and immune to boredom or other negative feelings.
Granted, but then you accidentally fall into a black hole.
I wish that I had an incorruptible shield around me that would allow me to reach through it, etc., etc.
Granted, but since nobody can touch you, you never experience the joys of true love.
I wish there was a bit of dirt on my left kneecap.
Granted, but it's radioactive and you die a painful and horrible death.
I wish that you fell into a black hole so that you couldn't reply to this post because you were frozen in time ;D
Wish granted. Someone else corrupts it.
I wish this thread magically disappeared and nobody could remake this game or they would be hanged by law.
Quote from: flamingdragon on July 23, 2008, 05:02:08 AM
That was implied in my post. >:(
You become immortal and remain at the age of 19 with everything you said.......you are then imprisoned in the depths of hell for all eternity.
I wish I was immortal and maintain the same physical and mental condition of a good looking, intelligent 25 year old male with perfect health and no disabilities or diseases, be they mental or physical and immune to all such disabilities and diseases, with unlimited powers over everything in the universe and impervious to all unwanted things with the inability to be tricked into wanting something I don't want.
That incluides boredom you fools....
Quote from: Scrotum_Nose on July 31, 2008, 03:39:40 PM
Wish granted. Someone else corrupts it.
I wish this thread magically disappeared and nobody could remake this game or they would be hanged by law.
Everyone remakes the game because the proper term would in fact be hung.
I wish YOU WOULD SHUT UP A YO FACE!
I do, then Santino Marella beats the crap out of you because you used his catchphrase in a wish.
I wish this thread magically disappeared and nobody could remake this game or they would be hung by law.
The Undertaker re-makes the game.....who obviously is immune to being hung.
I wish The Undertaker regularly posted on these forums.
He does but his posts disagree with everything you say and verbally attack you, driving you to insanity and suicide.
I wish this thread magically disappeared and nobody could remake this game or they would be banished from existence in such a way that nobody could block, dodge, survive, or be immune to this banishment from existence.
The Undertaker re-makes it and is banished......good job, you just banished the greatest wrestler in the WWE from existence.
I wish The Undertaker regularly posted on these forums and agreed with everything I said.
He agrees with everything you say, building up your self confidence so high, that when he finally dies (yes, it can happen), you become so depressed you commit suicide.
I wish you were dead.
I die and then immediately am ressurected by the power of the almighty Zues. He then throws a lightning bolt at you.
I wish I had done schoolwork today instead of posting on forums. :(
Granted, but you did all your schoolwork incorrectly and fail everything and live your life as a poor hobo with no computer.
I wish I was asleep.
Granted, you just happen to be in a coma though...
I wish that I was incorruptible.
You become incorruptible.......for about five minutes untill you lose your incorruptibility........and are then hit by a bus.
I wish The Undertaker was no longer banished from existence.
He returns, but as a disabled person restricted to a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
I wish I was asleep and not in a coma.
You fall asleep not in a coma.....an earthquake then occurs and you along with your bed fall right through a fissure straight to the depths of Hell.
Needless to say.......this awakens you.
I wish CM Punk lost the World Heavyweight Championship.
He does and wins it back the week after.
I wish I fell asleep but not in a coma without anything unusual happening during my sleep.
You die in your sleep.....which isn't unusual at all. :P
I wish John Morrison won all title belts in the WWE and kept them for all time.
Yes it is unusual, try again.
What?
People die in their sleep all the time.
Not young whippersnappers like me.
98 is hardly young....... ::)
You know I'm 97!
Lies!
Anyone who uses the term 'whippersnappers' is obviously at least 98.
Nuh uh!
YUH HUH!
CLEARLY Nuh uh!
QUITE ON THE CONTRARY, MAHOGANY IS ONE OF HONDURAS' PRIMARY LUMBER EXPORTS!
AND GET OFF THAT CHAIR!