Never-Ending Thread- 1000 Posts and Beyond

[Parsley]

Q. How many flawed duelboard players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Ten...

One to pretend to be a girl,
The second to hit on the girl,
The third to wonder out loud if the girl is a girl,
The fourth to start an argument about players pretending to be girls
The fifth to argue about people who argue
The fourth to log in as a guest in order to cuss the fifth
The sixth to wonder whether the guest is the second, or third player
The seventh to start a flame against the second and third player
The second and third player to blame it all on the first player for pretending to be a girl,
The sixth to defend the first player, because at least he wasn't pretending to be a guest,
The eigth to post some spam,
The ninth to tell everyone to shut the hell up and lock the post.
And the tenth to design a java application that simulates a light bulb developed by a corporation that decided that the original light bulb just wasn't popular enough.

[haferhole1]

http://missingmass.net/glow.htm

[Bakster]

Out of all the bad websites I've seen, that ranks somewhere in the middle.

[The_Gu3st]

Q. How many flawed duelboard players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Ten...

One to pretend to be a girl,
The second to hit on the girl,
The third to wonder out loud if the girl is a girl,
The fourth to start an argument about players pretending to be girls
The fifth to argue about people who argue
The fourth to log in as a guest in order to cuss the fifth
The sixth to wonder whether the guest is the second, or third player
The seventh to start a flame against the second and third player
The second and third player to blame it all on the first player for pretending to be a girl,
The sixth to defend the first player, because at least he wasn't pretending to be a guest,
The eigth to post some spam,
The ninth to tell everyone to shut the hell up and lock the post.
And the tenth to design a java application that simulates a light bulb developed by a corporation that decided that the original light bulb just wasn't popular enough.

What/who exactly are you referring to??

[Parsley]

Who:
1 - You (no offence  !)
2-7 - I made up
8 - possibly Anima, but I wasn't thinking of him at the time
9 - me
10 - matlu

What:
A theoretical postulation based on an age old precept for a joke.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_bulb_jokes

[Parsley]

Was a 50/50 toss up between choosing your gender-swapping antics & Anima's gender-god-knows-what antics... But I couldn't really work out a funny way of carrying on Anima's visa. the light bulb joke framework.     

[The_Gu3st]

Thread is moving kinda sloooow...

...we...need...more...motivation... time ...for....a....new.....c...o...n...t...e...s...t

New contest:

Post 1 link of the funniest news article you can find.
Fake ones will not be accepted...
Winner gets a kiss 
hah... no.
Winner gets like...... all of my points, every single one. All 930 or whatever it is.
hah... no, did I get you on that one?
winner gets a kiss.
hah... for real
No seriously, Im not joking. I'll send you an e-kiss from yours truely 

[haferhole1]

be4 i go hunting 4 articals, who won last contest?

[The_Gu3st]

what was the last contest? Lol....

[The_Gu3st]

oh... that contest... uhhmmm...

who do you think won?

[haferhole1]

me, of course 

[The_Gu3st]

Yup, I won. Good Job hafer!

[haferhole1]

... wait, what?

[The_Gu3st]

Did I stutter? c-c-c-cuz what I s-s-s-said was r-r-r-right...

[The_Gu3st]

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