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Scrotum_Nose

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Re: wish corupter
« Reply #270 on: August 01, 2008, 05:50:27 PM »
He returns, but as a disabled person restricted to a wheelchair for the rest of his life.

I wish I was asleep and not in a coma.

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Re: wish corupter
« Reply #271 on: August 01, 2008, 06:19:54 PM »
You fall asleep not in a coma.....an earthquake then occurs and you along with your bed fall right through a fissure straight to the depths of Hell.

Needless to say.......this awakens you.
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Re: wish corupter
« Reply #272 on: August 01, 2008, 06:20:26 PM »
I wish CM Punk lost the World Heavyweight Championship.
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Re: wish corupter
« Reply #273 on: August 01, 2008, 06:21:25 PM »
He does and wins it back the week after.

I wish I fell asleep but not in a coma without anything unusual happening during my sleep.

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Re: wish corupter
« Reply #274 on: August 01, 2008, 06:25:06 PM »
You die in your sleep.....which isn't unusual at all.  :P


I wish John Morrison won all title belts in the WWE and kept them for all time.
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Re: wish corupter
« Reply #275 on: August 01, 2008, 06:35:59 PM »
Yes it is unusual, try again.

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Re: wish corupter
« Reply #276 on: August 01, 2008, 06:47:41 PM »
What?

People die in their sleep all the time.
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Re: wish corupter
« Reply #277 on: August 02, 2008, 01:57:28 PM »
Not young whippersnappers like me.

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Re: wish corupter
« Reply #278 on: August 02, 2008, 05:36:36 PM »
98 is hardly young.......  ::)
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Re: wish corupter
« Reply #279 on: August 02, 2008, 07:35:28 PM »
You know I'm 97!

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Re: wish corupter
« Reply #280 on: August 02, 2008, 10:11:57 PM »
Lies!

Anyone who uses the term 'whippersnappers' is obviously at least 98.
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Re: wish corupter
« Reply #281 on: September 17, 2008, 01:45:58 AM »
Nuh uh!

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Re: wish corupter
« Reply #282 on: September 17, 2008, 01:57:29 AM »
YUH HUH!
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Re: wish corupter
« Reply #283 on: September 17, 2008, 02:06:34 AM »
CLEARLY Nuh uh!

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Re: wish corupter
« Reply #284 on: September 17, 2008, 02:08:55 AM »
QUITE ON THE CONTRARY, MAHOGANY IS ONE OF HONDURAS' PRIMARY LUMBER EXPORTS!

AND GET OFF THAT CHAIR!
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