wish corupter

eddie · January 16, 2006, 09:35:41 AM

granted, but i post it

i wish people would post in my new topic

Bakster · January 16, 2006, 05:48:24 PM

Granted, the people post to say how much it sucks, and the topic slowly dies.

I wish for a

eddie · January 16, 2006, 06:57:48 PM

granted, but i quickly edit the post, and turn it into a

i wish i could grant my own wishes, i had unlimited wishes, and they would not get corupted

Bakster · January 16, 2006, 07:30:27 PM

Granted, but the genie kills you as he can't be bothered giving out unlimited wishes.

I wish that this wish cannot be corrupted.

The_Gu3st · January 17, 2006, 02:58:01 AM

Granted, but only after God changed the meaning of corrupt to grant and the meaning of grant to corrupt. Then after your wish was "granted" (corrupted), the meanings were changed back.

I wish my right foot was made of cotton candy.

zzboots · January 17, 2006, 03:47:17 AM

Quote from: The_Gu3st on January 17, 2006, 02:58:01 AM
I wish my right foot was made of cotton candy.

Granted, you now have a bloody, sugary leg.

I wish turkeys wore hats and alligators could sing.

The_Gu3st · January 17, 2006, 08:54:59 AM

Granted, but they formed a new hick band which took over the nation with a craze. You now work for them for 1 cent every 6 days.

I wish I could fall asleap. (Damn jetlag!)

Bakster · January 17, 2006, 04:03:04 PM

Granted, but a loud band marches past you as soon as you fall asleep, and you quickly wake up.

I wish I had something better to do than play stupid games on an internet forum.

Dodger · January 17, 2006, 05:55:20 PM

Granted, you create your own online game, and after putting in months of work all it gets is abuse on it's forum, from a person, coincidently known as Bakstar.

I wish for more wishes.

haferhole1 · January 17, 2006, 07:31:29 PM

granted, you get negitive 10 more wishes

i wish i get a working, normal sized, car that i can legaly drive on the road and it does at least 100 mph, and didnt use too much gas, and was indestructable, and made me indestructable for my birthday

Bakster · January 17, 2006, 08:40:20 PM

Granted, but you crash the car, but although the car is still intact, it is unable to be driven. And you also go to jail.

I wish for nothing.

ultswordsman · January 17, 2006, 09:44:09 PM

granted u get everything taken away from u so u starve and die cause u wanted nothing

i wish that anima would post on db and that i saw it

The_Gu3st · January 17, 2006, 11:17:36 PM

Granted, but it happened in your dreams.

I wish I was God.

ultswordsman · January 17, 2006, 11:40:38 PM

granted u become god but right after the devil comes behind u and assasinates u with his dick by slapping u over ur neck with it (pwnage)

i wish for a steak

zzboots · January 17, 2006, 11:41:54 PM

Quote from: The_Gu3st on January 17, 2006, 11:17:36 PM
I wish I was God.

You are god and have the power to corrupt your own life.

Quote from: ultswordsman on January 17, 2006, 11:40:38 PM
i wish for a steak

You get your steak but i spit on it for posting before i could.

I wish I knew what to wish for.