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NEW Never-Ending Thread!!

Started by Bakster, February 04, 2006, 03:18:16 PM

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Bakster

The forums are a bit dead now, so I made this!

First activity! We each post an infamous 'Light Bulb' joke. There are tons of them on the Internet!

ME first!!

How many punks does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, HOW MANY punks does it take to change a light bulb?

20, one to change the bulb, and 19 to call him a 'sell-out' for doing so!!!

The_Gu3st

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I miss the original, it kept me coming back to the forums. Tons of fun, great way to pass time.

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wow bakster that was really lame...
THE GUEST IS  HAVING HIS PERIOD!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA 

THE MIAMI HEAT HAD THE WORST FREE THROW SHOOTING PERCENTAGE IN FINALS HISTORY 37% AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AND DALLAS MAVERICKS IS GOING TO SWEEP THE MIAMI HEAT AHAHAHAHA

Dodger

How many dirty stinking apes does it take to change a lightbulb?

10, one dirty stinking ape to change the bulb, and 9 dirty stinking apes to throw feces at each other.

[best told when hanging upside down in a cage, 'on the planet on the apes'  :P.]
(ref. see Family Guy  ;D)

Dodger

How many Palistinians does it take to change a lightbulb?

2.  One to negotiate with the old bulb and one to shoot at it at the
same time.

Dodger

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hey, lets go burn stuff!

Dodger

How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?

10, one to change the light bulb and 9 to misread the manual.

Bakster

Q: How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence.

Bakster

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OK, this game has ended already...now we post the positive integers in order!

There's a surprise at Number 30!! Matlu, if you wish to delete this, don't delete 30! It has a big surpwise!

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