Bad-Asses

[eddie]

im so badass, i eat wood cuz its tasty

im so badass, i know most of my abcs

[The_Gu3st]

I'm so badass that I love toothpaste. With abc's 

Mmm... toothpaste.

/dead topic.

[eddie]

[revive topic] im so badass, i eat toothpast through my nose.[/revive topic] [/topic]

[The_Gu3st]

*bump*

[Bear]

im so badass i can eat toothpaste thru my eye
im so badass even my pillow cries itself to sleep

[Bakster]

I'm so badass I killed my pillow even though it never lived.

I'm so badass I said 'Your mom was badass last night'.

[Bakster]

I'm so badass I stopped Hafer's egg from hatching with my mind.

[haferhole1]

im so badass, that im gonna make it hatch with my mind (just give me a few hours or so)

im so badass, i made every girl in new orleans wet. before the huricane 

[Bakster]

I'm so badass I made every girl in the world wet.

I'm so badass I killed all the anime characters even though they aren't actually alive.

[haferhole1]

im so badass, i killed hitler. yesterday.

im so badass, i added 3 hours to the day, for no reason at all

[The_Gu3st]

I'm so badass that the day doesn't arrive til I feel like waking up. And there is no night until I feel like sleeping.

I'm so badass I swam covered in blood in a shark pool.

[haferhole1]

im so badass, i eat sharks dipped in blood.

im so badass, i can name my kickass bird wiggles, and be proud

[Bakster]

I'm so badass I can ridicule the name Wiggles and the whole world will join me.

I'm so badass I can punch you through my computer screen...beware!

[The_Gu3st]

I'm so badass I don't have a computer screen. I just know what I'm doing on the computer using my mind.

I'm so badass that I skipped to school today, in a pink tutu, and no one could call me panzy or anything, because that takes balls which they don't have.

[Bakster]

I'm so badass I skipped to school in a pink tutu, then threw a glass of urine into a teacher's face before throwing all the text books out of the window. And no one could call me panzy or do anything about it, because that takes balls which they don't have.

I'm so badass that you are trembling in your seat after reading this. And I mean YOU!