wish corupter

[flamingdragon]

It turns out ur made out of pepperjack, and get eaten by space rats.

[flamingdragon]

I wish we could modify posts.

[The_Crusade]

Well you can't, so deal with it.

[haferhole1]

I wish we could modify posts.

granted, just not in this forum

[haferhole1]

i wish my van was a Ferrari enzo

[The_Crusade]

You drive it too fast and crash and die.

I wish my Ferrari Enzo was a van.

[haferhole1]

u drive too slow and get hit by my Enzo.

i wish i no longer needed food or drink to stay living.

[The_Crusade]

Granted, you now need a constant supply of carbon monoxide to live. You are unable to find this quickly enough and die.

I wish my head was twice the size it is now.

[haferhole1]

granted, but you can no longer fit threw doorways.

i wish i had a hot dog

[Slayer_Z]

Granted, but you dont even wanna know where it is lodged, and you cant get it out 



I wish my farts smelled like blueberry pie

[The_Crusade]

Granted, you are kidnapped by scientists and examined for the rest of your life due to this unusual fart smell.

I wish I was a worm.

[flamingdragon]

Granted, but I step on you.

I wish I was a t-rex.

[The_Crusade]

Granted, but I step on you.

I wish I was an ankylosaurus.

[flamingdragon]

Granted, but I eat u.

I wish I was Chaos.

[The_Crusade]

Granted, but The Light Warriors defeat you (FF1 reference, the final boss is called Chaos)

I wish I was one of the Light Warriors