ill keep score here, and ill add your name once u post here
rules:
one riddle at a time
no looking them up, it takes the fun out of it (Im looking at you dodger :D)
a point for every right answer
get a riddle right and you say the next one
GAME 1 RESULTS
dodger - 13
haferhole1 - 11½
ultswordsman - 11
The_Gu3st - 6½
slayer_z - 4
willie - 4
dragon13 - 3
Parsley - 2.9
spongebob - 2½
bakster - 1½
good job dodger, you win 20 points in cyber battles... from whoever finished 3rd
first riddle:
Three mountain climbers paid a lot of money to be the first to scale a mountain. After several days of climbing they finally reached the pinnacle, and to their dismay, found a cabin and three frozen human bodies. Since the mountain climbers were the first to ever climb
the summit, how could this be possible?
the moutain climbers were frozen and they saw ppl while they were frozen
nope, they saw the bodies when they first climbed up there
the bodies never made it to the top and they paid to amke it to the top of the mountain
the cabin was at the top with the bodies in it, they climbed up there and found it. they DID make it to the top
they saw themselves in som ice
keep tryin
the cabin was there and som1 put the bodies in there b4 they made it to the top
the 3 climbers were the first to ever climb to the top
the bodies were illusions
lol, nope there real
1 of the hikers put them there and it was a prank
they all got up there at same time and it wasnt an inside job. even if it was a prank, how would the other 2 not notice him carrying bodys?
btw, other people can try this riddle 2
the bodies were acctually frozen aniamls
nope, humans
Quote from: haferhole1 on October 05, 2005, 10:25:50 PM
one riddle at a time
no looking them up, it takes the fun out of it (Im looking at you dodger :D)
a point for every right answer
get a riddle right and you say the next one
I dont appreciate that >:(
Quote
first riddle:
Three mountain climbers paid a lot of money to be the first to scale a mountain. After several days of climbing they finally reached the pinnacle, and to their dismay, found a cabin and three frozen human bodies. Since the mountain climbers were the first to ever climb
the summit, how could this be possible?
And the answer is obviously that the hikers fell through a previously unheard of eddy in the space time continuum, which shot them 3 years forward in time, only to find the frozen bodies of themselves. Seeing this terrifying sight, the hastened back through time, built a wooden cabin so that they would not freeze. Unfortunatly they forgot to take into account the lack of firewood and radiators on top of a mountain, and so ironically froze to death.
There, simple ;)
HEY IT THATS RIGHT THATS GOOGLED
lol of course its not right :) duhhh
I KNOW
somebody flew up there in a helicopter jumped out on top built a cabin and froze to death u said the hikers were the first to ever CLIMB the mountain
He could be right for once.....ULTS GOOGLED! :-*
damn ults, you thought that was right?
Good job ults, 1 point, u post next riddle
dodger, u were so close though
btw, ur name by the google things just a joke, im takin it off now
no i just noticed it lol i jsut noticed he said climbed the mountain he didnt say anything about driving up it or flying up it or anything like that
Quote from: haferhole1 on October 05, 2005, 10:48:59 PM
Good job ults, 1 point, u post next riddle
dodger, u were so close though
btw, ur name by the google things just a joke, im takin it off now
lol i was joking, you don't need to take it off :P
ok hes another 1
        i am both big and small
        what i make glitters after a light mist'
        i am nice and mean
    Â
         human kind needs meÂ
i am alive and not mythical either and i can be found all over the world
Did you make that up?
i made it up about something
Its a SPIDER / AND SPIDERS WEBS!
NO FREAKING WAY BS IVE AHD IT UP FOR 24 HOURS IN NEVER ENDING POSTS AND U GET IT OUTTA NOWHERE NO FREAKING WAY
good job, i never woulda thought of that
i wanna know how she knew so fast.....GOOGLED
i thought u made it up
E.Z!
I got one, it was the_guests really but I worked it out today and I like it....
(someone might have answed it in never ending thread)
Why can you never take a photo of an Indian woman with hair curlers?
i made it up about an animal man just type in the facts and it should make results
THEY CANT STYLE THEIR HAIR AND THEY DONT HAVE ELECTRICITY
I didn't google it, just thought about the mist line....glitters? Spider webs!
Quote from: ultswordsman on October 05, 2005, 10:55:58 PM
THEY CANT STYLE THEIR HAIR AND THEY DONT HAVE ELECTRICITY
Nope
cause they dont have curlers, or cameras, and they were turbines
u need a camera?
they dont have enough hair
you need a camera to take a photo
u cant use curlers to take a picture
Quote from: haferhole1 on October 05, 2005, 10:58:29 PM
u cant use curlers to take a picture
Thats better. I'de give hafer the point there.
i say me and haffer split that one
haffer jour up though, you hit it on the hed
yay
Two men were playing tennis. They played five sets and each man won three sets.
How can this be possible?
Quote from: Slayer_Z on October 05, 2005, 10:59:16 PM
i say me and haffer split that one
haffer jour up though, you hit it on the hed
its dodgers decision, his riddle
Quote from: haferhole1 on October 05, 2005, 11:00:27 PM
yay
Two men were playing tennis. They played five sets and each man won three sets.
How can this be possible?
They one 3 sets of tennis raquets each :P Just a guess :)
a draw
no and no
Sorry slayer. Hafer explained his answer before you. Your's could have meant something different.
you need a camera to take a picture
thats right
No it's not. The answer is "You cant take a picture with hair curlers"
OKay, I concede
I knew it though, thats why I was argueing, next time ill make myself more clear.
;) fagg ;D
im playin aboput the fagg, i love you
:-* me and my blond hair blue eyes ;)
Make sure you remember what you say.
I remember blond hair and green eyes ;)
they played a set the night before
nope, think of the ways people play tennis
Ouch. :-[ Just because I havn't got blue eyes doesnt mean I can't still be a model. My lifelong dream ;)
Here, try this on for me.
:holds up nothing: ;D
Don't you have to win by two clear sets? Meaning that they would have to play another?
Quote from: Slayer_Z on October 05, 2005, 11:11:48 PM
Here, try this on for me.
:holds up nothing: ;D
Naughty naughty!
Quote from: Dodger on October 05, 2005, 11:12:35 PM
Naughty naughty!
lol
and yes you do ;)
think about it...
Quote from: anima on October 05, 2005, 11:13:55 PM
He even called dodger a girl. LMAO
Omg I so never noticed that! Ults, stop telling people!
ok, we get it, u dont like riddles
I KNOW THEY EACH WON A 2 SETS AND HAD A DRAW
nope, already said
Okay, so they each had 2 sets....they played another....making it 3-2. But you have to win by 2 clear sets so they had to play another....3-3.........Dunno where I'm going with this..... ???
OK I REMEMBER KNOW I HAD THIS 1 IN SCHOOL
U SAID 2 MEN THEY PLAYED EACH OTHER AND WON 2 EACH THEN THEY PLAYED SOM1 ELSE AND WON A SET AGAINST THEM
damn, I think hes got it....AND STOP SHOUTING!
I wanted that one, I just remembered an Insane riddle!!!
maby ult got it?
if everyone gives up on a riddle, they can ask 4 answer and new riddle. i have a new 1 ready, but u wont like it
good guess, but no
and i didnt say that exactly (hint hint)
ok the 2 men played each other won 2 each and had a draw then they each played an extra set of 2 v 2
They were playing different people. Not each other.
I SAID THAT
so tat means if tats right we hav to split point
I said it different.
I really wanna say my riddle!
2 BAD i said it in a diffrent manner then u did so if thats right were both right
i was only looking 4 the 2v2 part, good job ults/dodger. Â since ults said 1st though, he gets to post, sry dodger
WOOT
BUT ill be nice this one time dodger go ahead
W00t!
Excellent.
Quote from: anima on October 05, 2005, 11:26:14 PM
wtf/ this thread was like 4 pages 5 mins ago
lots of people (me, ults, dodger, and slayer) like riddles :P
im the best at solving them though 3 points already WOOT
2 points
if dodger doesnt hurry up ima post my own
Ults, you just guess every wacked out crap guess you can think of till you get lucky
:D
no i use logic >:(
well, hes tied for 1st place, so i guess it works
OK ALL I SAY THIS 1 ON T.V
WHATS BLaCK AND BLUE AND RED ALL OVER
Okay try this, off the top of my head.
' A rich man designed and built a perfectly square building, of which all the corners faced southwards. The man was sat admiring the view from his house, when a bear ambled past.
What colour was the bear? '
;D
THE BEAR WAS AN ILLUSION
You have to give me a reason as well. :)
IT WAS BECAUSE THERE ARE NO BEARS IN THE SOUTH POLE
white, its north pole!
Quote from: ultswordsman on October 05, 2005, 11:32:39 PM
IT WAS BECAUSE THERE ARE NO BEARS IN THE SOUTH POLE
Damn you ults. You gave away my riddle by accident!
Hafer wins the point >:(
If all the corners are facing south then it must be on top of the North pole ;)
DO I WIN?
i g2g, but have fun with this 1! Â (2 points)
Andy dislikes the catcher. Ed's sister is engaged to the second baseman. The center fielder is taller than the right fielder. Harry and the third baseman live in the same building. Paul and Allen each won $20 from the pitcher at pinochle. Ed and the outfielders play poker during their free time. The pitcher's wife is the third baseman's sister. The pitcher, catcher, and infielders except Allen, Harry, and Andy, are shorter than Sam. Paul, Andy, and the shortstop lost $50 each at the racetrack. Paul, Harry, Bill, and the catcher took a trouncing from the second baseman at pool. Sam is involved in a divorce suit. The catcher and the third baseman each have two children. Ed, Paul, Jerry, the right fielder, and the center fielder are bachelors. The others are married. The shortstop, the third baseman, and Bill each cleaned up $100 betting on the fight. One of the outfielders is either Mike or Andy. Jerry is taller than Bill. Mike is shorter than Bill. Each of them is heavier than the third baseman.
Using these facts, determine the names of the men playing the various positions on the baseball team.
i g2g also. I will read it later ;).
can i have a diffrent riddle plz
DAMN i mised another 1 , I was tryin to get the window on my car door to go up and missed 1 I knew the answer too.
I knew it already though, so it wasnt fair.
now everyones leavng.
all well
OMG! This would have gone great in the 1000 posts thread is a certain someone didn't lock it *cough* Parsley *cough*...8 pages extra would have been nice...
<edit> nvm... it wasnt parsley.
oK all sovlve this 1
whats black and blue and rred all over
OMFG THIS THREAD IS HILARIOUS!!! LMFAO!
Quote from: Dodger on October 05, 2005, 10:44:47 PM
I dont appreciate that >:(
And the answer is obviously that the hikers fell through a previously unheard of eddy in the space time continuum, which shot them 3 years forward in time, only to find the frozen bodies of themselves. Seeing this terrifying sight, the hastened back through time, built a wooden cabin so that they would not freeze. Unfortunatly they forgot to take into account the lack of firewood and radiators on top of a mountain, and so ironically froze to death.
There, simple ;)
ROFL!!!! :D
I can get loads of riddles, but I gtg now so l8r
lol.
Quote from: ultswordsman on October 06, 2005, 12:30:56 AM
whats black and blue and red all over?
Ults the answer is either...
- A newspaper (obvious answer :))
- A sunburnt penguin
- A zebra in a blender
- An exploding zebra
- A zebra with sunburn
- An embarressed nun
- A skunk with a rash
Thats all I can think of right now, can anyone add to that?
Give me time and I will think up another riddle :) I like this game ;D
nope the answer is.... U IF U DONT GIVE MY DOLLAR BAK
What?...lol
Dodge, all your answers are to what is Black and WHITE and red all over.
black and blue, like a bruised face bleeding from the nose cause we didnt give ults his money back, is what hes refering too.
;)
;)
hey, im back, anyone wanna try my riddle i posted earlier? or do u want me 2 give a dif one?
Lol, is everynight gonna be like dailiy riddle night? Im still mad at Parsley... and it's late. Sorry, maybe tomorrow. Start like 3-4 hours earlier so dodger can be here too.
well, im gonna be up for a while and ill be back on tomarrow around 1 (us central)
Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 06, 2005, 06:23:45 AM
Im still mad at Parsley...
i think we all are
Quote from: Slayer_Z on October 06, 2005, 02:15:45 AM
Dodge, all your answers are to what is Black and WHITE and red all over.
black and blue, like a bruised face bleeding from the nose cause we didnt give ults his money back, is what hes refering too.
;)
Yeah, oops. Missread ults's post.
Makes a change from ults misstyping it. :)
And what money?
I didn't lock that thread. There's only 3 or 4 people who can - and I'm not sure who it is... I don't really want to piss off whoever did though.
well, now we have a special riddle post.
so we have to find some other nonsence for the neverending threaad.
look at how many we have in this one already though.
and hafer, that riddle is tough.
I worked out who is in the infield and outfield, but other than that its pretty tough
thats y its worth 2 points, if u wanna just say what u got ill give u half of it and we can move on
i almost have it. I was having a hard time isolating everyone, but bacause Ed is a bachelor, and the catcher has 2 children, I have the pitcher and the catcher figured out.
got two outfielder and their positions, Im taking it apart.
Its a good one
I think I have it. If im wrong, pleace tell only me which ones are off, I wanna be the first to get this one.
Pitcher: Ed
Catcher: Jerry
First Base:Paul
Second Base:Allen
Short Stop: Harry
Third Base: Andy
Left Field:Sam
Center Field: Mike
Right Field: Bill
Am I close??? ??? ???
SLAYER POST A RIDDLE I WANNA WIN
Damn....my source of riddles is temporarily unavailable.
bakster, we have order here, you cant post a rissle unless you answer the one before it, we set the rules early here.
8)
Pitcher: wrong
Catcher: wrong
First Base:Paul
Second Base:wrong
Short Stop: wrong
Third Base: Andy
Left Field:Sam
Center Field: wrong
Right Field: wrong
you were close on center/right field
you get the 1st point, and you can try for 2
I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul.
What am I?
you all work on that while I fugure out the true order, Ill take the 1 point for now hafer, but Ill get the order right soon
madusas box it sux ur soul out
am i aight
a big box filled with keys that can be hit over someones head, kill them and send there soul to heaven/hell?
am i close?
HAHAHA
good guess haf, and ult,
BUT YOU BOTH SUK ;)
a piano?
MUSIC SOOTHS THE BEAST
A piano.
Ult the clue I gave you was what sooths the savage beast, that wasent the riddle.
you andwered it right in the IM though.
so Hafer and Ult, you both het a point.
this 1 time, we will have 2 riddles.
I hope no-one gets mad.
yes woot  ok here it goes
  it is said if u do this u will have better focus note u need silence for this SHOULD BE EASY
ults can go, 2 riddles would mess things up unless the same person answered both
look?
Damn! I knew that one! And I wasn't here. Comon someone post a new riddle that I can win!
thx haffer and  i did an easy 1 :)
Quote from: ultswordsman on October 07, 2005, 01:11:28 AM
it is said if u do this u will have better focus SHOULD BE EASY
That doesn't sound much like a riddle to me.
Could have many answers....like wear glasses :)
hmm good point ill edit
You made that up then.
nope im describing something
meditation?
good job haffer ;)
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds.
What did he put in the barrel?
You don't just describe something in a riddle.
Quote from: haferhole1 on October 07, 2005, 01:23:07 AM
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds.
What did he put in the barrel?
A HOLE
he put helium in the barrel
It's a hole. Thats an old one.
gj dodger
What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
a piano again?
A BLACK HOLE
Nope and nope. Read it again.
a bomb?
a keyboard!
Hafer gets it. :)
its the key to everything u blow open doors it has space inside but no room and u can enter it but i fu go in it blows up
Sarah went to get her drivers license. When asked her age, she replied: "My age today is
three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three
years ago." How old is Sarah?
3 years younger then she is now
18
gj!
That was so totally a guess.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Â OK NOW SOLVE THIS 1
  this item kills all but 1
  it sucks their body and soul away
  and only 1 can with stand its might
yes it was dodger i was gonna guess every # until i got it :D ;)
god? Â does god count as an item?
NO HES A PERSOn
Quote from: ultswordsman on October 07, 2005, 01:39:22 AM
this item kills all but 1
it sucks their body and soul away
and only 1 can with stand its might
The holy grail ?
NO holy grail doesnt kill it make speople live forever
umm, water? Â the whole noahs ark thing
A Gun
NO NO NO
Quote from: ultswordsman on October 07, 2005, 01:37:44 AM
18
I think I should get a point for the simple algebra behind hafer's riddle :P
x = 3(x + 3) - 3(x - 3)
x = 3x + 9 - 3x + 9
x = 18
A Nuclear warhead
no
sure dodger, it was a hard 1 (i thought it would take longer than it did  :()
Quote from: haferhole1 on October 07, 2005, 01:46:29 AM
sure dodger, it was a hard 1 (i thought it would take longer than it did :()
Not that hard when you use algebra :)
is it a real weapon of any kind?
Pandoras box?
GOOD BOY SLAYER
HAHAHA
I WAS RIGHT
you know, pandoras box actually consumed pandora too as it released all evil into the world
it did kill pandora? i didnt know that ::) ::)
So your riddle was wrong ;D
i thought pandora did.... :o
but still slayer did it
Tell a riddle then slayer
slayer, got a riddle?
I have one.
yea lol he guessed medusa or pandoras box and i said yea on aim
Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go????
knock yourlelfs out. :D
Can't got to go. But here is what actually happned with Pandora...
"Epimetheus told Pandora never to open the box she had received from Zeus. However, one day, Pandora's curiosity got the better of her and she opened it, releasing all the misfortunes of mankind (plague, sorrow, poverty, crime, etc.). Once opened, she shut it in time to keep one thing in the box: hope. The world remained extremely bleak for an unspecified interval, until Pandora "chanced" to revisit the box again, at which point Hope fluttered out. Thus, mankind always has hope in times of evil, but Hope has a great deal of catching up to do."
Quote from: Slayer_Z on October 07, 2005, 01:55:25 AM
Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go????
knock yourlelfs out. :D
Did this ridle at school, and I got it right, after quite a while. Don't have time to answer now though so you're lucky. Bye.
??? ??? i just saw this 1 looking 4 riddles, but cant think of the ansure!!!
Thatz ch347ing!
ok i know the clerk pocketed a dollar
well told story dodger, I love greek mythology
im confused, i g2g anyway
If this thread gets larger than the Never-Ending thread, i'll be pissed. Lets Move the riddles back there? Lol...
hey acctually paid 25$ for the night cuz of the 5$ over charge each guy gets 1% bak so thats 28$ bell hop steals to thats 30$ so there is no dollar missing but the bell hop has it so theres no missing dollar
Ults nailed another math one. there actually IS no missing dollar.
thy origanally paid 30 dollars, the bellhop took 5, making it 25.
he gave them 3 and pocketed 2, 25+3+2 is 30.
the problem lies in the mathmatical system we use.
It has a few flaws which people have been known to manipulate.
the proof is right here too, each person DID pay 9 dollary, 9 times 3 IS 27, 27+2 IS 29.
BUT they paid 30, and there is no missing dollar.
multibillion dollar companies can make millions exploiting the missing dollar when buying or selling, here is more proof. lets hear some opinions on this in a new post too, I think it'll be a good discussion.
The following night two friends check into the same motel. Once again the clerk charges them $30, or $15 per person. After the clerk remembers the total rate is only $25 he sends the bellhop upstairs with five $1 bills to pay the two friends back. The bellhop knows he got away with larceny once so he tries it again. But this time he pockets $3 and returns $2 to the hotel guests ($1 per guest). So each of the two guests got $1 back from their original $15. Therefore each paid $14 which is a total payment of $28 for the room. Now the bellhop has $3, the guests paid $28, for a total of $31....THERE'S THE MISSING DOLLAR!!!!
I RULE ALL
wut thing can fall from the sky land on land
and stay on top of water
???
Quote from: ultswordsman on October 07, 2005, 02:41:50 AM
wut thing can fall from the sky land on land
and stay on top of water
Snow?
damn u dodger but yea
A chap was walking to St Ives, and met a man with seven cats... Each cat has seven sacks, and in each sack were seven kittens... Half of the kittens were male -
how many female kittens were there?
Answers on a postcard, to the usual address.
i pulled out a calculater and got 171.5, but i dont think he has 1 mutant cat, half male, half female.
Visa the maths question earlier.
The friends paid $25 - which means that in actual fact they had paid $8.33r each.
Getting $1 back each means that each actually had $9.33r.
Not a problem with the mathematical system - I think the riddle just tries to hide this anomaly through verbal/mathematical sleight of hand.
Quote from: Parsley on October 07, 2005, 01:55:35 PM
A chap was walking to St Ives, and met a man with seven cats... Each cat has seven sacks, and in each sack were seven kittens... Half of the kittens were male -
how many female kittens were there?
Answers on a postcard, to the usual address.
You said that riddle a bit different :P I don;t know the answer ???
I still don't understand that Missing Dollar riddle, even though I have heard it so many times. Why does the riddle say $29 and the answer is $30, when both cases seem to have perfectly logical explanations?
It was supposed to be my turn to tell a riddle!
Well, I haven't done much at all here so time for me to post a few! My source of riddles is now available:
1. A word I know, six letters it contains. Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains.
2. What is the only common four letter word in the English Language that ends in -eny?
3. A cat has one, a horse two - some animals have more
An elephant has only three - while a crocodile has four.
What are they?
4. A token of ones love - a constant bend
Have no beginning … I also have no end.
What am I?
5. The sound of humour, happiness, joy, thrilled
Now add an ‘s’ it’s carnage, massacred, killed.
More to come!
Parsley, the anamoly falls into place because they each put up 10 to begin with
and they each get a dollar back
which means that they each pay 9 dollars.
thats a fact
they each payed 9 dollars.
and the bellhop took 2
and the math comes out to 29 dollars, but they paid 30.
its a mathmatical flaw
bakster, you and parsley both asked out of turn. we made it so you have to answer 1 before you can ask 1.
and we are keeping score.
so please go and cut your wrists now and die ashamed.
or at least say your sorry.
;)
love
the slayer
1 dont know
2 deny
3 vowles
4 a heart?
5 dont know
im just ansuring 4 fun, its dodgers turn to tell a riddle
Quote from: haferhole1 on October 07, 2005, 09:32:28 PM
1 dont know
2 deny
3 vowles
4 a heart?
5 dont know
im just ansuring 4 fun, its dodgers turn to tell a riddle
2 and 3 correct, 4 incorrect.
And I don't care about turns, I haven't been given a chance to do anything so far.
u havnt guessed on anyones
dang bakster. you can keep your riddles.
But the next 1 thats worth any points is dodgers.
Oh wow, I'm gonna win points on a forum riddle contest! Whoop de doo!
... if you dont wanna compete, dont. but I do think you should loosen your skirt a little
I don't wear skirts :D
Easy one for you, so bakster can get it :)
What gets wetter the more it dries?
dry ice
....Hm no.
a towel, paper towel, or toilet paper?
Towel will do. But you were supposed to let bakster get it!! ;D
o, my bad
A mother has six children and five potatoes. How can she feed each an equal amount of potatoes? Do not use fractions.
and killing one of the kids is not the right answer
Can there be a potato left over?
She eats 2 potatoes and gives the children 0.5 potatoes each. No fractions, no killing.
Or, she buys another potato and feeds them all one each.
Or, she doesn't feed them any and gives them spinach instead...that's an equal amount of potatoes!
she doesent feed them any at all
I think spongebob got it, althoughI doubt that'll make her parent of the year
Quote from: Slayer_Z on October 08, 2005, 03:17:55 PM
I think spongebob got it, althoughI doubt that'll make her parent of the year
Ermm I said it first :o
erm, you just edited your post and added my answer you evil little....
Bakster, thats weak.
I saw your post before you changed it.
Spongebob had it there and you stole it.
and you do to were skirts, I saw the pictures
i hear by vote bakster out of this topic
well since no1 has posted a riddle for awile i will
i am something no1 wants but i also help make choclate
i am not easily seen what am i
sry i havnt been on in a while, but sofar no one has gotten the ansure
hmm, how about, she mashes the potatos?
or she makes chips :P
Quote from: Slayer_Z on October 08, 2005, 06:49:16 PM
Bakster, thats weak.
I saw your post before you changed it.
Spongebob had it there and you stole it.
and you do to were skirts, I saw the pictures
Where's everybody's sense of humour gone?
Now here's a really good riddle:
An Arab sheikh is old and must will his fortune to one of his two sons. He makes a proposition. His two sons will ride their camels in a race, and whichever camel crosses the finish line last will win the fortune for its owner. During the race, the two brothers wander aimlessly for days, neither willing to cross the finish line. In desperation, they ask a wise man for advice. He tells them something; then the brothers leap onto the camels and charge toward the finish line. What did the wise man say?
Quote from: spongebob on October 09, 2005, 12:34:45 PM
hmm, how about, she mashes the potatos?
or she makes chips :P
gj spongebob
theres a gun for ur camel at the end?
"and whichever camel crosses the finish line last will win the fortune for its owner"
they switched camels then?
Quote from: spongebob on October 09, 2005, 04:50:48 PM
"and whichever camel crosses the finish line last will win the fortune for its owner"
they switched camels then?
The question was, what did the wise man say? But I'll accept that as the right answer! Well done!
The wise man said "Switch camels"
heres a short one
whats pink and fluffy?
A fluffy pink object.
Or candy floss.
Next riddle:
A dragon and knight live on an island. This island has seven poisoned wells, numbered 1 to 7. If you drink from a well, you can only save yourself by drinking from a higher numbered well. Well 7 is located at the top of a high mountain, so only the dragon can reach it.
One day they decide that the island isn't big enough for the two of them, and they have a duel. Each of them brings a glass of water to the duel, they exchange glasses, and drink. After the duel, the knight lives and the dragon dies.
Why did the knight live? Why did the dragon die?
There is no guaranteed, 100% chance for this outcome to happen, you have to make assumptions. The solution is pretty solid.
the answer to mine was pink fluff... lol
because the knight and dragon drank from well one before the duel, the night gave the dragon water from well one, because he geussed the dragon did the same as him before the duel, and the dragon gave the night water from well seven, curing the night... i think?? lol
Quote from: spongebob on October 09, 2005, 06:46:42 PM
because the knight and dragon drank from well one before the duel, the night gave the dragon water from well one, because he geussed the dragon did the same as him before the duel, and the dragon gave the night water from well seven, curing the night... i think?? lol
Half a mark.
oo oo oo I don;t know the answer but I wanna halfa mark!!
how about, the knight thought 'omg that 7th well is like haxzoring dood', picked up a rocket launcher out of nowhere and killed the dragon?
-2 and a half marks which makes -2.
i got it!
the knight drank from well 1 before the encounter and gave the dragon plain water. the dragon gave the knight water from well 7, and so he was cured of the well 1 poison. the dragon drank from well 7 to save himself from the poison, except there was none so he died
If I was the dragon, I would have given the knight water from well 6 so he would die. I dont think the knight had a chance for survival.
Im anxiuosly awaiting the answer to this one
The Knight drank from well 1 the night before.
But gave the dragon water from the sea to drink, assuming it had also drunk from well 1 the night before?
OK here's the solution, squabble among yourselves who is right.
The dragon, thinking that the knight wouldn't be able to reach Well 7, took some water from No.6 to the knight (Or he could have taken No.7). The dragon drinks nothing pre-duel because he can fly to Well 7 and cure the poison.
The knight drinks the Poison from Well 1 before the duel, and brings a glass of plain water to the duel (He could do this by mixing the waters from wells 1 and 2, so it is not poisonous).
At the duel, the knight drinks the 6 or 7 water, which cures the 1 he drank before the duel. The dragon is not so lucky, he drinks the normal water, thinks he is poisoned, and flies to Well 7 to cure himself which infact poisons him without a cure.
The knight lives, the dragon dies.
Good riddel bakster.
Im impressed.
you are welcome to stay and compete. ;D :D ;)
so, who gets the point? (who was closest)
and yes, that was a good riddle ;)
Quote from: haferhole1 on October 10, 2005, 06:40:09 AM
i got it!
the knight drank from well 1 before the encounter and gave the dragon plain water. the dragon gave the knight water from well 7, and so he was cured of the well 1 poison. the dragon drank from well 7 to save himself from the poison, except there was none so he died
This wins!!
Well his answer was more complete, even if he did cheat :P
I'll give Parsley 0.9 points for sympathy :P
cool, heres a pretty easy one (compared to some of my others)
The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.
ill take a few different answers for this
Both knight and dragon can both guarantee their survival in the duel.
They both can drink nothing pre-duel. After they have drunk each others drink, they can drink the water from well 1 (after a brief scuffle). This guarantees that they are poisoned, regardless of the drink they drank in the duel. They they drink a higher well and cure themselves.
But dragons don't exist, so we assume they are stupid and I'll go with the other solution.
I was assuming that if they drunk out of 1 well, then another welll that was lower, they would die before reaching another well.
and I was also assuming that knights were stupid.
I think the wizard trapped them both on the island to show his superior intelect.
Quote from: haferhole1 on October 10, 2005, 07:30:19 PM
cool, heres a pretty easy one (compared to some of my others)
The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.
ill take a few different answers for this
A PEACOCK
gj, i would have also taken a bus driver as an answer
ok heres mine
i catch my own food during night
i am swift and silent
my eyes glow when looked at in the dark
radioactive squirrel? lol :D
probably a cat
neither
It's probably something illogical and stupid like a car.
I also guess owl.
no
it's a falcon
Thread's slowing down a bit - so thought I'd chuck in a toughie.
A Sphinx tapped me on the shoulder the other night in the pub...
& the winged fellow said to me,
'Ah, Parsley...
I know what you need,
a fist full of weed...
so bring me this
& I'll pass you the spliff'
(Rhythmic types, those Sphinxters.)
And then he spewed the most confusing conundrum... in a single breath he screamed in my ear:
'ABCDEFGPQRSTUVWXYZ'
Now, for last rites... what did I bring him & why?
i dont know what the point of the 1st part was, but iv heard the 2nd be4, u brought him ...Â
as 4 ur riddle, ults, its too hard. lets let people still guess for it, but we can continue with this 1
Atmosphere, baby. & hearing before is cheating :)
I reckon we should award ults bonus points for the first 'ungoogleable' riddle!
Quote from: Parsley on October 13, 2005, 08:53:48 PM
hearing before is cheating :)
i didnt know that, ill try to forget all the riddles iv herd
Quote from: Parsley on October 13, 2005, 08:53:48 PM
I reckon we should award ults bonus points for the first 'ungoogleable' riddle!
i couldnt agree more! here ya go ults. and btw, all of his are ungoogleable, he makes them up
ok, ez 1
An executive went away on a long business trip. Before he left he asked his secretary to forward all of his mail. However, he forgot to give her the key to his mailbox. When he realized his mistake, he mailed the key to his office so the secretary could send his mail to him. But, she never did mail it. The executive got angry and phoned his office, planning to fire his secretary. However, she was able to explain to him why she hadn't sent his mail. He quickly realized he was in the wrong and aplogized. What did the secretary say to make the executive realize his error?
Quote from: haferhole1 on October 13, 2005, 09:22:03 PM
ok, ez 1
An executive went away on a long business trip. Before he left he asked his secretary to forward all of his mail. However, he forgot to give her the key to his mailbox. When he realized his mistake, he mailed the key to his office so the secretary could send his mail to him. But, she never did mail it. The executive got angry and phoned his office, planning to fire his secretary. However, she was able to explain to him why she hadn't sent his mail. He quickly realized he was in the wrong and aplogized. What did the secretary say to make the executive realize his error?
1. "You were on a trip sir, so people didn't send you mail knowing you'd been away"
2. "Someone interecepted the mail with the key, and stole all your mail, dumbass."
3. "Please don't fire me PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP!"
4. "You didn't tell me the address of where you were staying for the business trip was"
5. "Well, it goes like this. I received the mail with the key. I opened the door, but there was no mail, instead there was a letter eating Gabhammit in the mail. Obviously it ate all your letters, so I killed it with a sledgehammer. Then it died, and the gravity continuum of the creature formed a vortex which sucked the whole Earth in. Now the Earth is no longer in the solar system and is in an entirely different universe in which the living conditions are the same for the previous universe. Since you didn't lock your mailbox before you left, the letter eating Gabhammit could eat your mail, and this would have never happened. Therefore it is your fault, and I have solved this riddle for Bakster."
I think Number 4 is right ;D
well, no, but ur close on #5 ;D
since no 1 is smart enough its a wolf
Quote from: haferhole1 on October 13, 2005, 09:43:25 PM
well, no, but ur close on #5Â ;D
It's true. Nowhere in the riddle does it state that the business man told the secretary his address for the busines trip.
The key is locked in his maibox ;)
gj slayer.
bakster, even if she did know, she couldnt get to the mail
Quote from: haferhole1 on October 13, 2005, 11:08:55 PM
gj slayer.
bakster, even if she did know, she couldnt get to the mail
But he sent her the key?
Quote from: haferhole1 on October 13, 2005, 09:22:03 PM
...he mailed the key to his office...
the key is now locked in his mailbox
Come-on guys! That one was easy. Wish I'd have been here! ;D
I'm gonna have to think up a fiendishly hard one...watch this space...
a feindishly hard 1? wow! i hope u dont get slayers right!
i can amke a fiendishly hard 1 cuz only liek 3 of mine have been answered outta like 12
Thats cuz you make them up, so that they can have like 10 different answers! ;D I got the one about spiders webs though! :D
thats 1 of the 3 som1 acctually got wityh out hints
Quote from: Slayer_Z on October 13, 2005, 11:07:18 PM
The key is locked in his maibox ;)
That is a load of bollocks. If the key is in the mailbox, how cou;d the executive send her the key? If there are two keys, then the secretary can still open the door and get the mail.
STUPID!!
there is only one key! he sent it to his locked mailbox and now no one can get it out and its stuck there forever.
does that answer the question?
here, ill give u half a point if u drop it
and come on slayer, new riddle!
okay
A big moron and a little oron are sitting together on a brige.
The big moron falls off.
Why didnt the other one fall.
I may have asked this to one or two preople already.
No cheating. :)
The little oron wasn't hit by the brick threw by someone which knocked the big moron off the bridge.
the big moron saw his reflecion in he water, and fall off tryin 2 save himself, but little 1 is too small to c so he didnt jump
no, both wrong.
BUT Baksters answer, while no were near correct, made me laugh.
No credit, but I am gonna test that theory later
;)
The little moron pushed the big moron.
HEHEHE, I never pushed you off a bridge dawg.
;D
and yall arent even close.
true, but I did push you in the lake that one time.
the little moron was holding on to the big moron and he let go.
Quote from: Slayer_Z on October 14, 2005, 09:28:42 PM
okay
A big moron and a little oron are sitting together on a brige.
The big moron falls off.
Why didnt the other one fall.
I may have asked this to one or two preople already.
No cheating. :)
Another stupid riddle. Infinite factors could cause the big moron to fall off.
MAby infinite factors bakster, but none of them matter.
It is a trick on words, nothing more, the answer is not anything to do with anyone getting pushed or anything like it.
For the answer, check book 3 of the dark tower series by stephen king.
and I WILL GET YOU FOR PUSHING ME IN THE LAKE VETERAN, OH YES YOU WILL PAY ;)
Quote from: Slayer_Z on October 15, 2005, 08:38:03 PM
MAby infinite factors bakster, but none of them matter.
It is a trick on words, nothing more, the answer is not anything to do with anyone getting pushed or anything like it.
For the answer, check book 3 of the dark tower series by stephen king.
and I WILL GET YOU FOR PUSHING ME IN THE LAKE VETERAN, OH YES YOU WILL PAY ;)
Since you can't type properly, I might not be able to spot the play on words. And I don't have that book, so just PM me the answer! :P
I only made 1 typing error, if you cant spot the play on words, your dumb. :P
I would go get the book if I was you.
Quote from: Slayer_Z on October 14, 2005, 09:28:42 PM
okay
A big moron and a little oron are sitting together on a brige.
The big moron falls off.
Why didnt the other one fall.
I may have asked this to one or two preople already.
No cheating. :)
Is one of these
not a typo?
....
Well, no.
BUT if youdont understand what I mean because of either of them, I recommend quitting the riddle game. ;D
"Why didn't the other one fall?"
1. The riddle never stated that the little moron fell off.
2. There isn't a "one", there are only two morons.
"preople" is also a typo, and there is no question mark on the question in your riddle.
Bakster fact: Bakster once beat The_Guest in 5 consecutive 1v1 matches. Guest soon returned the favour, though.
Quote from: Slayer_Z on October 15, 2005, 08:38:03 PM
For the answer, check book 3 of the dark tower series by stephen king.
i havnt read or bought any stephen king books, so good luck u guys
can any1 say "crap load of his books in my school library
the big moron fell off the bridge onto the bridge
ok while i wait for school tommorow heres a new1
i come in many sizes
i am fast
most humans like me have fun
Ults, all of your riddles have like 100 answers.
Im just gonna say a random word, I'll probably be right.
Penis is my answer.
no damnit how is it fast?
Oh trust me... its fast.
ok the sizes come in by 50s and 30s difference
lol The_Guest is actually right for once. Penis on the brain !
wOOt wOOt
anima trivia: I once had an erection while playing Bakster
anima thats not trivia trivia is a serious of questions with yes or no or a serious of other questions like 1 + 1 = 2
Actually, I think I might've had an erection while playing bakster once too.
.... no more trivia thats not trivia
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stop or ill have hafer ban u from guessing
Oh yeah? Id like to see you try... penis boy!
kk i will
wow i bet even Jenna Jameson hasnt seen that much penis
anima trivia: Had to edit this because The_Guest is retarded
Quote from: Paolo_G on October 17, 2005, 01:07:08 AM
anima trivia: Once let matlu beat me to get into his pocket : ) Thats right, i kiss ass
I didnt understand that... and holy shit, Im 3 posts from 900!
the little moron DID NOT FALL.
the big moron did.
why id the little moron NOT FALL????????????????????????????? ???
because u didnt say he did?
Quote from: ultswordsman on October 17, 2005, 12:53:24 AM
ok while i wait for school tommorow heres a new1
   i come in many sizes
   i am fast
   most humans like me have fun
ok heres some more things they go very fast
u can sit or stand on them
they come in diffrent sizes based on the person
lots of $$$
Quote from: ultswordsman on October 17, 2005, 03:26:01 AM
ok heres some more things they go very fast
u can sit or stand on them
they come in diffrent sizes based on the person
lots of $$$
Shoes ?
Guest, you nearly have the same number of posts as Matlu :D
Quote
anima trivia: Once let matlu beat me to get into his pocket : ) Thats right, i kiss ass.
Lmao!
Here's a riddle I made up, based on a real life event (with a slight change of facts and figures :D)
It probably isn't very hard because it is worded badly etc etc...but here goes:
Me, Joe, Carol and Sam were all going to donate to a local charity fund. We decided to contribute a total of £5 to this charity. To put that into equal amounts for four people is £1.25 each. So we all contributed £1.25. But there was an awful lot of coins there, and Joe had a £5 note in his posession, so we all gave our £1.25 to Joe, and he handed in the £5. The question is, did Joe lose the £1.25 he handed in or did he get out of it without paying anything?
The previous post was based on real events. Only the people, places, and events have been changed.
Because he was a little mor on ;).
1 Slayer
0 everybody except Ult :D
he lost his $1.25
I ride, yet have no steed.
I gasp, yet cannot breathe.
I'm lame, yet have never walked.
I'm holy, yet have no god.
My first is green while solid, yellow when not.
My second is more in Adam than in Eve.
My third is at the start of nothing.
My fourth is at the end of it.
My fifth makes me more, and yet I am only one.
ur adams apple?
What makes you think that is the answer?? ???
I ride, yet have no steed. (Ginger Lynn )
I gasp, yet cannot breathe. (Fish)
I'm lame, yet have never walked. (Baksters Woodpecker)
I'm holy, yet have no god. (Buddha)
My first is green while solid, yellow when not. (urine and feces)
My second is more in Adam than in Eve. (adams ribs)
My third is at the start of nothing. (3 sex toy 1 women and no money)
My fourth is at the end of it. (unused condom)
My fifth makes me more, and yet I am only one. (5th of liqure & fuzzy vision)
Not an adams apple...
cDigital - One of those guesses was in the right area.
I'll give you a little clue - the first section is descriptive, but the second section is much more literal.
I ride, yet have no steed. (No clue)
I gasp, yet cannot breathe. (fish)
I'm lame, yet have never walked. (cDigital)
I'm holy, yet have no god. (Cheese, or something else with lots of holes in it)
My first is green while solid, yellow when not. (?)
My second is more in Adam than in Eve. (The letters "A", "D", or "M")
My third is at the start of nothing. ("N")
My fourth is at the end of it. ("T")
My fifth makes me more, and yet I am only one. ("O", "R", "N" or "E")
OK, that word makes no sense.
I hate riddles like the second part of the above, I hate them!! But I know how they work :P, I just did this one a bit wrong.
Is this all one whole riddle or several different riddles?
Fine effort - almost there.
(it's one riddle)
Need more clues?
So the answer is _ANTE or _ANTO if my answers are correct.
_ANT_
I ride, yet have no steed.
I gasp, yet cannot breathe.
I'm lame, yet have never walked.
I'm holy, yet have no god.
My first is green while solid, yellow when not. "P" (thanks cdigital)
My second is more in Adam than in Eve. "A"
My third is at the start of nothing. "N"
My fourth is at the end of it. "T"
My fifth makes me more, and yet I am only one. "S" (makes something more)
so is the answer pants?
Yep! :D
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Pirate Pete had been captured by a Spanish general and sentenced to death by his 50-man firing squad.
Pete cringed, as he knew their reputation for being the worst firing squad in the Spanish military. They where such bad shots that they would often all miss their targets and simply maim their victims leaving them to bleed to death as the generals tradition was to only allow one shot per man to save on ammunition. The thought of a slow painful death made Pete beg for mercy.
"Very well, I have some compassion. You may choose where the men stand when they shoot you and I will add 50 extra men to the squad to ensure someone will at least hit you. Perhaps if they stand closer they will kill you quicker if you're lucky." Snickered the general. "Oh and just so you don't get any funny ideas they can't stand more than 20 ft away, they must be facing you and you must remain tied to the post in the middle of the yard. And to show I'm not totally heartless if you aren't dead by sundown I'll release you so you can die peacefully outside the compound. I must go now but will return tomorrow and see to it that you are buried in a nice spot, though with 100 men I doubt there will be much left of you to bury."
After giving his instruction the general left. Upon his return the next day he found that Pete had been set free alive and well. "How could this be?" Demanded the general. 'It was where Pete had us stand." Explained the captain of the squad.
Where did Pete tell them to stand?
Right next to him, so the guns poked out over his shoulder?
Quote from: haferhole1 on October 19, 2005, 06:27:21 PM
I ride, yet have no steed.
I gasp, yet cannot breathe.
I'm lame, yet have never walked.
I'm holy, yet have no god.
My first is green while solid, yellow when not. "P" (thanks cdigital)
My second is more in Adam than in Eve. "A"
My third is at the start of nothing. "N"
My fourth is at the end of it. "T"
My fifth makes me more, and yet I am only one. "S" (makes something more)
so is the answer pants?
Who has ever seen urine when it's solid? I also don't understand the "My fifth..." bit.
And what is the purpose of the first section of the riddle? I see no answers!
Pete positioned the men so the men obstructed others from hitting Pete. The men would be so close together that the shots from the men behind would guarantee to hit the man in front. The people at the front die so they can't shoot, and if they do shoot they will likely miss, and Pete gets out alive.
Of course, they would all be facing the same direction but it still works. I might have explained it badly.
Quote from: Parsley on October 19, 2005, 09:49:46 PM
Right next to him, so the guns poked out over his shoulder?
theres too many people for that (100 shooters)
Quote from: Bakster on October 19, 2005, 10:08:58 PM
Pete positioned the men so the men obstructed others from hitting Pete. The men would be so close together that the shots from the men behind would guarantee to hit the man in front. The people at the front die so they can't shoot, and if they do shoot they will likely miss, and Pete gets out alive.
Of course, they would all be facing the same direction but it still works. I might have explained it badly.
nope, the people in front could still kill him, but the way he did it made it so no one even shot
Quote from: Bakster on October 19, 2005, 10:05:30 PM
Who has ever seen urine when it's solid? I also don't understand the "My fifth..." bit.
And what is the purpose of the first section of the riddle? I see no answers!
the solid urine comes out the back, if u know what i mean.
and the 5th thing, lets try a diffrent word : dog
how do u change it to make it more then one? add an "S". (dogs)
but with pants, pants are only 1 item, so its only 1.
i think i answered everything
He was tied to the post by a 100m piece of string?
I ride, yet have no steed. - Pants ride up your crack
I gasp, yet cannot breathe. - Pants = pants like a dog
I'm lame, yet have never walked. - Pants = rubbish
I'm holy, yet have no god. - obvious
My first is green while solid, yellow when not. "P" - Like a Pea, or like pee
My second is more in Adam than in Eve. "A" - obvious
My third is at the start of nothing. "N" - Nothing
My fourth is at the end of it. "T" - iT
My fifth makes me more, and yet I am only one. "S" - Like hafer said.
nope, he couldnt escape until sundown, and lets jut say it was noon. and they were all in the positions he told them to stand in and they could shoot whenever they wanted.
Hmmm..
How about (and my last guess, so others can try) - one chap was standing next to him with his barrel poking over his shoulder, and all the other guys were behind that... so the one guy standing next to Pete got shot, but protected Pete (perhaps single file behind...)
so easy idiots
THEY HAD NO BULLETS
they had plenty of bullets, and, the gun over the shoulder isnt part of the answer, or the single file. they all had a clear shot at him, but remember how bad of a shot they all are, and thet they are all part of the same army. not 1 shot was fired
they didnt fire in fear that theyd hit their own army members or worse their general
the 100 shooters and the man were all far away from everyone else, but ur on the right track
he lined 50 on one side of him and 50 on another each facing eachother
well, the answer was he put them a circle around him, so if they miss, they would hit another soldior, but urs is pretty much the same, gj
Did you mention that they were afraid to hit each other? I didn't see that in the riddle, and I'll be damned if I read that again ;) :D
why the hell would they want to shoot eachother?
A musician is accused and found guilty of murder.
He was a terible conducter.
on death row he was offered a last meal.
He decided on a steak with mashed potatos and carrots.
That night they straped him to the chair  and threw the switch...
and nothing happened, he didnt die.
So the next night they were gonna try again.
He got a big mack, extra fries and a coke for his meal that night.
they straped him in and again...
Nothing happened.
next night same story, except they chose his meal for him.
he got a big steamy pile of crap and some piss in a glass.
He ate it happily, and climbed in the chair again.
...
...
...
Nothing happened.
pissed off, the warden drew his piece and blew the mans braiins out.
oh his deat night, the warden got a steak for his last meal, with mashed potatos and carrots.
they pulled the switch and...
the warden fried like a chicken, brains and eyeball leaked everywhere, so why didnt the musitian get shocked?
He was a terrible conducter... in other words, he was a terrible conducter of electricity. :P I finally get points!
dam, i didnt even get a chance 2 read it :(
yes and no guest he was a terible conductor and instead of eating the potatoes he held them in his mouth to stoo the current
slayer, who gets the points? (and u can split them if u want)
Quote from: ultswordsman on October 20, 2005, 01:27:21 AM
yes and no guest he was a terible conductor and instead of eating the potatoes he held them in his mouth to stoo the current
Im just curious ults... do you ever use logic? Since when is "a big steamy pile of crap and piss in a glass" a potatoe? :P
i fiqured that the crap was amde from a guy eating potatoes
FIGURED!!! FOR THE LAST GOD DAMNED TIME ITS fiGured!!!! not with a Q!!!! RAWR!!!!!!!
guest -->(http://www.smileys.ws/sm/angry/00000040.gif)<--ults
guest -->(http://www.smileys.ws/sm/angry/00000038.gif)<--ults
go guest! u would of fiqured he would have stoped by now
Split the points between who? the only person who posted the correct answer was guest.
I dont fiqure I can split them with guest and ult cause ults answer was off the wall again.
and can you imagine holding a pile of crap in your mouth to try to stop an electric current?
The smell when you fried would be horrible.
so the way I fiqure it, guest wins.
Okay... really easy one. Read this sentence once, and count the number of F's in it, then post how many you find.
Finished files are the result of years of scientific study combined with the experience of years. Further to these results the scientists found that if there were four sets of these files, then there would be no need to flick through the fifth. How many F's did you find?
[Ed. No need to do it if you've done it before]
14, and its guest turn 2 post a riddle (was urs even a riddle?)
14 is off the mark, but you had the right idea... - Sorry guest, go ahead.
'Finished files are the result of years of scientific study combined with the experience of years.' is one of those strange mnemonic tests.
I can see 15...
o, my bad, i missed the 2nd one in fifth
I got 15, but did a similar one before.
If you do it for the first time, you tend to miss the 'f' in the word 'of' for some reason.
Yes. I dont think that sentance is a very good example. And it only works if you don;t know about it obviously. I never worked out how that mind reader thing worked btw...
I thought Id keep you guys waiting, just to be an asshole... anyways... heres my riddle:
He is great
He is cool
He is AMAZING
He was a girl ;)
He has many posts
He is really, really, awesome!
Who is He?
I'll accept quite a few answers... but only one will be right ;D
The first 20 correct answers will get points ;D
(Just a clue, the answer rhymes with the riddle, but only one line of the riddle.)
the_gu3st
EDIT: ok, guess i was wrong, ignore this post
mccool
am i talkin 2 myself here?
go ahead and message me, ults is wrong, with both answers.
I added a clue to the riddle, go check out the edit.
Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 21, 2005, 01:43:40 AM
(Just a clue, the answer rhymes with the riddle)
rhymes with what part of it?
too much of a give away if I told you... keep in mind its a person, and the answer to this person rhymes with the riddle itself.
parsley?
"who is he? parsley" it rhymes! go me!
GOOD JOB HAFERHOLE! I DIDNT THINK ANYONE WOULD FIGURE IT OUT!!!
....and so far, no one has. You may have made it rhyme, but its wrong. "He was a girl"... parsley was never a girl, I hope.
dam u guest!
you know guest, someone told me u wernt fit to f*** pigs the other day. i stuck up for u though. i said u were! and this is how u thank me?
But im not...so you lied. asshole.
umm...
i dont know how to respond to that
allow me haffer *ahem*
FUCK YOU GUEST GO SCREW UR BRO OR DOG OR WHATERVER U HAVE
lol, that works. thx ults
Omg, since ults said that Im gonna go do it. Thanks for the idea ults! I was running outta ideas of things to have sex with!!!
after awile i came down to a few answers it is either gut dodger or abc
the answer is dodger
he is awesome :D
beat u slayer
I thought the first 20 win >:(
he changed it
then I win, cause I only guessed 1 name :P
nope i do i said it first
you said 2 names cheater
I got you
yeah, one problem... all those answers are wrong. Read my clue.
your clue sucks.
nope oh and slayer if u ever want a poem for someting ill write 1 4 u but i need to have something to write about like if its a girl i need her hair color her attitude maybe her favorite color etc.
Quote from: ultswordsman on October 21, 2005, 05:36:28 AM
nope oh and slayer if u ever want a poem for someting ill write 1 4 u but i need to have something to write about like if its a girl i need her hair color her attitude maybe her favorite color etc.
LMFAO!
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seriously for instance red headed when i see the her the cherry head etc.
Ults, stop. You're making me laugh so hard... I made about 20 typos when doing this post... thank you spell-check!
fat girl duh duh duh fat girl = guest
Ults, for the last time im NOT a girl
And excuse me... but i specifically remember you saying:
"I kinda love you"
when I impersonated a girl... so :P
wtf stop making shit up as u go i mean ur pro ur shit other shit enough making shit up 4 u
guest the only poster whose name ALMOST rymes with THE RIDDLE is reading girl.
and she is a girl I assume.
so go and see if you are fit to fuk a pig or not and end that arguement once and for all ;) Â :o
and fat girls need love too
doobie doobie doo
Quote from: ultswordsman on October 21, 2005, 05:42:43 AM
wtf stop making shit up as u go i mean ur pro ur shit other shit enough making shit up 4 u
Ok, you forced me...
Lightning4224: hunter this just isnt worth it, Im sick of life...
hbeck93: plz no
hbeck93: i beg of u
Lightning4224: thanks for everything, you've been a great friend. I love you hunter
hbeck93: no
hbeck93: no
hbeck93: plz no
hbeck93: plz
Lightning4224: I hope I'll see you someday again
Lightning4224: Bye Hunter....
hbeck93: i didnt wanna say this till i moved down there but
hbeck93: i kinda love u
(Lightning4224 has signed off)
He kept on saying no cuz I said how I was committing suicide... funny shit.
wtf that 2 u lil rascal /dick even ur pro did that u son of a ugh if it was my choice id go down there pick u up and chuck ur ass ina river
you said you wre gonna kill yourself.
he said he loves you cause he didnt want you to die after you told him you love him.
he wanted your sexy sweet ass.
: ) :) ;) :D ;D :o 8)
lol slayer ur a dumb fuck read it again man that is so tottally made up man use ur head dude and read his fing pro he made that up 2
... you're 12. LOL! Big talk for a small guy :P
And the whole profile thing... its a code where you insert %n into your profile. You really think if I would make a fake convo in my profile Id direct it at you? LMAO
its not fing
its effing
fing = fucking in my lang in fact i made my own language already man well i gotta bounce dude school tommorow and i gotta stay awake till 4th period (study hall = sleep class)
:P
Lol ults, you know that convo is real. I can post the ENTIRE thing if you want me to.
the letter F is spelt Ef check a scrabble dictionary.
so its effing
make up more u mean right make up more ?
anyways bak off for 2night i have bed and i dont wanan wake up 2mmorow and read through 3 pages of arugeing
Just to mean... so I erased the entire convo... you're lucky Im a nice guy ults!
I wanna see the pics too
Ill take the ones with no cloths :D
The pics wont show b/c I didnt save the pics along with the convo... file size was like 4 MB.
SEND THEM TO ME
NOW >:(
About that riddle. I am AMAZING and AWESOME, but I guess if it's not me then it must be McCool. :)
i already guessed mccool
Well your guess was wrong. Mine on the other hand, is right.
Quote from: Dodger on October 21, 2005, 01:41:47 AM
Yes. I dont think that sentance is a very good example. And it only works if you don;t know about it obviously. I never worked out how that mind reader thing worked btw...
The way the puzzle worked, there were only around 4 or 5 possible solutions, regardless of which number you picked.
So for 81, 8+1=9, 81-9=72
85, 8+5=13, 85-13=72
Every number from 80-89 ends up being 72, 70-79 all give the same answer etc.
72 and all the other solutions have the same symbol. Quite baffling at first!!!!!!!!!!
McCool is not the answer.
Do I get points for having the best riddle so far? 2 days running and no-one has gotten it right. ;D
nope mine went 5 days
oh and is the answer me?
Prove it. And btw, your riddle was retarded and had more than one answer, so its not much of a riddle.
Quote from: ultswordsman on October 22, 2005, 02:01:50 AM
oh and is the answer me?
what? ults... you're not the answer...
hmm it either mccool u dodger final_sabre parsley or dark_sabre
no, no, no, no and no. Btw, what made you say final and dark sabre?
they were girls
bladesabre ?
jinxie
no, and no.
Ults, you've made like 30 wrong guesses.
im starting to think u made this up about no1....
hmm zz if not then i know this is kinda made up cuz i guessed every girl with over 100 posts and i know i did i used the member thing
Think what you want... but it's not zz either. The riddle has a valid answer... it shouldnt really be that hard. Someone got really close on one guess, but then when I asked him to elaborate upon it I realized that the person was wrong.
sabreking_05
no. also, I thought I should post this little convo, which happened about one minute before ult's last post:
hbeck93: hmmm
Lightning4224: ?
hbeck93: still cant fiqure out ur riddle
Lightning4224: FIGURE!
Lightning4224: FIGURE FIGURE FIGURE!
Lightning4224: WITH A FUCKING G!!
Lightning4224: RAWR
hbeck93: figure*
AND THEN... only moments later, ults almost got the riddle right! not.
hbeck93: ur clues are off
Lightning4224: nope, they are perfect
hbeck93: high points many posts
hbeck93: no1 has those standards
hbeck93: except the ppl i guessed i went through the whole members list
Lightning4224: high pts, many posts, was a girl, answer rhymes with the riddle
hbeck93: middle
Lightning4224: is cool, amazing, awesome
hbeck93: fiddle
hbeck93: fiddle de fiddle
Lightning4224: ults... stfu... seriously...
Lets us be thankful Ults isnt president ;D
dont use aim wit guest..
Yeah, god forbid I'll "change the convo" and post it here. Maybe I'll start posting screenshots of the convos... that way, it would be more realistic I suppose.
well i milked some clues it is a real db player and that som1 was very close and asked a question about it i read through and saw only1 like that was my guess about a sabre put em together
Guest, do you have more posts that Matlu yet? :P He should delete you for being suck a bitch! ;D
My guesses:
abc (or 123), kxb
wrong and wrong
and no, I dont have more posts than him, yet
Just a guess. Parsley? (Rhymes with 'he')
But I think someone said that already...
???
Very close guess, you're on the right track, but it's wrong.
i get it.. its a separate person for each lin e
How about 'everybody'?
i have a riddle for everyone
Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 21, 2005, 01:43:40 AM
I thought Id keep you guys waiting, just to be an asshole... anyways... heres my riddle:
He is great
He is cool
He is AMAZING
He was a girl ;)
He has many posts
He is really, really, awesome!
Who is He?
I'll accept quite a few answers... but only one will be right ;D
The first 20 correct answers will get points ;D
(Just a clue, the answer rhymes with the riddle, but only one line of the riddle.)
Crazyhazy? :P
ok heres my riddle
What's long, plump and white, and girls love to get all over it :)
hey, i havnt been on in a few days and im 2 lazy to look, did anyone get guests riddle yet?
Nope, Its too damn good.
Is there some limit on how long these can last? Do I get like 10 pts if no one gets it?
Should I post the answer? What happens now?
i would give u points, but then people would start posting riddles like:
i am blue
a am new
i do stuff
this riddles tough
just to get the points (greedy basterds)
just post the answer and a different riddle
I think I deserve pts, 4 days and running...
so, do I post the answer now?
And its gonna be hard for me to come up with a whole new riddle.
ya, post the answer, and if u cant think of a new riddle, look 1 up, theres like a million riddle sites
Looking up riddles is retarded, they can be easily googled.
The answer: Me.
Not "The_Guest" (Or The_Gu3st)
The Person that almost got it: Ults
Heres what he said:
Quote from: ultswordsman on October 22, 2005, 02:01:50 AM
oh and is the answer me?
But when I asked him to explain, in a tricky fashion, I realized it was a false alarm:
Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 22, 2005, 02:02:55 AM
what? ults... you're not the answer...
After saying that, it was *implied*, atleast to me, that he was *implying* himself as the answer.
I guess you can judge what he really meant Hafer... and I'll post a riddle in a few.
well, it looks like he was just refering to himself, so im not gonna give the points, and if u wanna make urs up, then good luck, and try to make it a little easier this time
The new riddle, pretty easy, so someone else can get a chance
And seriously, if you guys google it(or any search engine for that matter), it takes the fun away.
anyways, here your damn riddle:
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. Possibly nothing? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! You think? It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Show proof if you find out. Try to do so without any coaching! Oh, almost forgot to say this: fuck you.
(I threw that last line in for fun ;D)
iv seen 2 of these things, but the thing isnt the same >:(
so... did I get points for my unsolvable riddle?
fine, theres a point (it was a good riddle)
I don't think anything is wrong with that paragraph. In fact, I know that it is right.
But, do you? I'm not 100% that you do... Jackass. You could fit a lot of cuss words into that paragraph - damnshitstraight you could.
That is so incredibly ez, but I won't spoil it for you!
(No, I didn't google it, seriously!)
Quote from: The_Gu3st on October 24, 2005, 06:58:10 AM
The new riddle, pretty easy, so someone else can get a chance
And seriously, if you guys google it(or any search engine for that matter), it takes the fun away.
anyways, here your damn riddle:
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. Possibly nothing? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! You think? It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Show proof if you find out. Try to do so without any coaching! Oh, almost forgot to say this: fuck you.
(I threw that last line in for fun ;D)
I know it as well...Not very hard. And I didn't Google. I'll PM you with the answer.
GUEST, I JUST READ YOUR RIDDLE TODAY AND THE ANSWER IS YOU!!! IF I WOULD OF READ IT 4 DAYS AGO I WOULD OF POSTED THE ANSWER
That's a stupid riddle.
If someone replies with 'me', then they would be referring to themselves and you would say they are wrong, and you also stated that 'The_Guest' is not acceptable either.
>:(
is it that it doesnt have "e" in it? if it is, tell me who else got it, so i know who 2 give points 2
I already knew that. I've seen that before :P
Quote from: haferhole1 on October 27, 2005, 10:39:46 PM
is it that it doesnt have "e" in it? if it is, tell me who else got it, so i know who 2 give points 2
I got it. I PM'ed whoever it was.
Contains no e's is correct... dodger PMed me the answer almost 3 days before you Hafer. But i didnt know PMs count, otherwise I would have like 6 pts right now. Gay.
well, ill give dodger point then, but from now on, just post it
:) That makes me 3rd.
yup, and ur turn 2 post a riddle
Oh damn....yeah it is. Give me a sec...
Okay, this is a riddle that I read a while back...It will be in my own words so you can't Google.
"Two children were born at the same time, of the same day, of the same month, of the same year, in the same hospital, by the same mother, and yet were not twins.
Explain why."
Another one...easier.
"A plane crashes on the border of France and Germany, according to international law, where should the survivers be buried?"
That is really easy if you read it. If you speak it to someone then they usually don't realise. Oh well...
1 - i heard be4, but cant remember answer
2 - u dont bury survivers
2 answers for #1 either they were siamese or the mother was siamese
i think simise are are considered twins. could they be triplets though?
Okay, 2 is correct.
Quote from: haferhole1 on November 01, 2005, 06:18:32 AM
i think simise are are considered twins. could they be triplets though?
Mmhm...explain?
u never said there was only 2 kids being born. 2 children could be born, then a third come out. hence : triplets (u only said they wernt twins)
Quote from: haferhole1 on November 01, 2005, 03:20:51 PM
u never said there was only 2 kids being born. 2 children could be born, then a third come out. hence : triplets (u only said they wernt twins)
Yup, you got it....I thought it would take longer than that...
2 points to Hafer I suppose....:)
nah, ill just take 1, im in lead anyway.
can you find at least 13 animals in this word?
Pheasantoadderaturtleechareelionewtiger
u have 2 post all 13 to get points
Quote from: haferhole1 on November 01, 2005, 06:46:21 PM
nah, ill just take 1, im in lead anyway.
can you find at least 13 animals in this word?
Pheasantoadderaturtleechareelionewtiger
u have 2 post all 13 to get points
Pheasant
Ant
Toad
Adder
Rat
Turtle
Leech
Hare
Eel
Lion
Newt
Tiger
That's only 12....I can't see another one....:(
and the last 1 is the reason i was thinking of saying u only need 12. its somewhere between bolded letters Pheasantoadderaturtleechareelionewtiger
and its a 4 letter word
Nope, can't see any animal between those letters...
Pheasantoadderaturtleechareelionewtiger
there, i narrowed it
You are telling me that it is either -
leec
eech
echa
char
hare (I already said that)
aree
or reel.
None of those, apart from hare are any animals that I have ever heard of. ???
good job, it is a char.
ic
What the hell is a char??
i think its a kind of fish. either way, post riddle
if u dont i will
Wow, I didn't even get a chance to answer these riddles, and you practically tell dodger the answer...
well, u just gotta be quicker then ;)
weirdly, a fair few of the remaining possibilities are acronyms for groups relating to wildlife groups (ECHA, DERA, LEEC)
really? i didnt know that
Someone else post a riddle.
Whats the diffrence between an orange
umm, is that the whole riddle?
i am silent as night i am swift like a cat i am deadly like a lion what am i
Lion's arn't really that deadly. And how about the night above a very noisy house, or above a football stadium? Not so silent then.
But not taking your riddle litteraly, I would have to say....That could have many answers...Again... Who votes not to let Ult's post anymore riddles? ;) lol Joking.
Quote from: Dodger on November 02, 2005, 10:32:35 PM
Apple Juice.
Unless you Googled this and somehow came up with this answer, you're wrong. It makes absolutely no sense.
And I vote to ban ults from making anymore riddles, they're either all the same thing reworded differently or they have atleast 1 million and one answers.
Pretty soon, ults will make a riddle like this:
What am I?
To which many responses will be made, mainly the following:
A girl
A little boy
Prepubscent
A Moron
A very horny little guy, that loves The_Guest when he is a girl
Quote from: Slayer_Z on November 02, 2005, 09:05:58 PM
Whats the diffrence between an orange
not a full riddle
Quote from: ultswordsman on November 02, 2005, 10:25:00 PM
i am silent as night i am swift like a cat i am deadly like a lion what am i
has 10000 answers (a gun w/ a silencer, alot of different animals, a ninja, ect...)
next riddle, anyone
dam u hafer u got it
wow, i did? which 1 was it?
ninja i gave a simple 1 and i shalt be banned cuz u should alreayd be guest
wait, y was guest banned again?
heres me riddle?
One afternoon, a retired air force pilot and his family were driving through Texas on a vacation. They pass a road sign. One of the children remarks on the fact that the sign is named after a dance style.
After about five minutes, they pass another sign, which reads, "Golf Road". As soon as they pass it, the man turns to his wife and says he knows what the next sign will say, and that he'll bet her twenty dollars that he's right. She agrees, and they drive on. After passing the next road sign, the wife finds that her husband is right, and hands him twenty dollars.
What did the last sign say and how did the man know?
no clue what it said but he knew cuz the first sign was a style then the next 1 was like it then the last 1 was like them both
heres a big hint
"One afternoon, a retired air force pilot and his family were..."
oh i know the next sign said airport turn off and he knew cuz he drove on that road to work
I got banned? Really? News to me...
Btw, that riddle is extremely simple, but its only because I did a report on... (wont give it away, but it has something to do with the air force)
I guess Im not supposed to answer, since Im banned? Either way, I can PM you the answer.
If you guys arent familiar with military related language, you wont be able to get the answer. Well... I suppose you could google it.
i know a small amount of it but i know some and guest you arent banned (yet....)
In that case, the answer is Hotel.
Logic? Its based on a military language (code) so that when people talk through radios, they dont get confused on who is talking to who.
Some of the code names go in the order of F G H
F- foxtrot, a type of dance
G- golf road
H- Hotel road (street, curve, court, ave. blvd.?)
gj
hey thats a song... foxtrot uniform get ur game foxtrot uniform
Actually, the only reason I knew foxtrot was a dance is because the DJ at our schools Homecoming dance mentioned it.
And I'll pass my riddle onto Hafer, Im too lazy...
lol
Solve the 10 clues. Take each initial letter, to form a new 10 letter word.
1. Polite greeting
2. Opposite of begin
3. It comes from a bulb
4. Eskimo's home
5. Another name for an axe (or ax)
6. Black Sabbath front man
7. Where a child may play
8. Large vessel for liquids
9. To change something
10. Neither left, nor wrong
if ur confused, ill do 1st one for u. polite greeting - hello.Â
then take 1st letter and add it to word in it right spot
H _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Helicopter
Oh and the reasoning? A good guess, I was able to get the following words, then I filled (guessed) the rest.
1. Hell
2. end
3. Light
4. Igloo
5. ??
6 ??
7. Park
8. Tank
9. ??
10. Right?
1. hello
2.end
3.light
4.igloo
5.hachet
6.ozzy
7.playground
8.barrel
9.edit
10.right
so its from those letters hmmm
sry, guest got it 1st
drat but...i posted the words
2 in a row, and I'll pass again, to anyone who wants it (And if it's gonna be Ults, dont make up something... you suck at making up riddles).
By the way, what were the words I couldnt figure out?
he was only missing 3, and once he posted word, all u would have needed 2 do was think of another word for axe that starts with c. Â (real hard)
Quote from: ultswordsman on November 03, 2005, 12:41:50 AM
1. hello
2.end
3.light
4.igloo
5.hachet
6.ozzy
7.playground
8.barrel
9.edit
10.right
so its from those letters hmmm
and u didnt even get all words right
its "chopper"
btw, go ahead and post 1 ults, i g2g.
k ill take ill find a riddle on web 2
You forgot to mention he said barrel instead of tank.
And um... was ozzy right?
Yikes, I'm getting left behind!
Quote from: The_Gu3st on November 03, 2005, 12:47:46 AM
You forgot to mention he said barrel instead of tank.
And um... was ozzy right?
o, my bad
and yes, ozzy was right
well anys here
A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.
What should have he said?
He should have said 3. The number of letters in the word Ten
dam....u win
Damn right. I'm awesome. So take this! A riddle about me. ;)
Translate the following..
Y Y U R Y Y U B I C U R Y Y 4 M E
Whoa. Unless you know it...I doubt anyone will get that.
All silent.....can no one guess? Am I that brilliant?
YIME
is very simple... it spells out
Y4y! Buy ur curry yime!
... Owned
Wtf? I don't even understand that. So you are obviously WRONG.
No! YOU'RE WRONG! BITCH! >:(
Yeeeees. Or not.
Look! Ult's and Hafer left! They could not stand up towards my overwhelmingly excellent riddle.
I truly am the master of you all. ;D
My riddle lasted for 5 days, so go to hell.
And you're riddle isnt a riddle, its more of a scamble thing. So you're disqualified.
Anyone cant post something incredibly obscure like this
Solve the riddle by unscrambling all the letters
G U D A G J O U R W F V B N M J H S S G F K B O P H S O F J F N S F I J F S S F N O N J F K J P M O
Get bent. Mine isn't an unscramble thing. It doesn't spell anything. You are just wrong. :P There's you're first clue.
God hates you. He says you're a loser too. And uh, you're going to hell, no matter what you do in life.
Was that unscrambling G U D A G J O U R W F V B N M J H S S G F K B O P H S O F J F N S F I J F S S F N O N J F K J P M O ? No, can't be.
Yup.
Did you see the Pink commander I made for you? :-*
For me? I never asked for a pink commander...
Wow, thats really gay, you made a pink commander...
Gay boy.
........bastard.
lalala guest might be gay......well 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% he is
Quote from: Dodger on November 03, 2005, 12:57:14 AM
Damn right. I'm awesome. So take this! A riddle about me. ;)
Translate the following..
Y Y U R Y Y U B I C U R Y Y 4 M E
lol, i cant belive noone got this
too wise you are. too wise you be. i see you are too wise for me.
lol, i thought u guys would have gotten past at least 2 riddles durring the 4 hours i was gone...
Quote from: haferhole1 on November 03, 2005, 05:41:56 AM
lol, i cant belive noone got this
too wise you are. too wise you be. i see you are too wise for me.
lol, i thought u guys would have gotten past at least 2 riddles durring the 4 hours i was gone...
>:( Damn. And I know I am :)
Your turn.
Welcome back to the show. Before the break, Mr Ixolite here made it to our grand final! How do you feel MrIx?"
"Nervous."
"Okay, now to win the star prize of one million pounds all you have to do is answer the following question in 90 seconds."
"Okay, I'm ready."
"Right. In 90 seconds name 100 words that do NOT contain the letter A. Start the clock!"
Can you help?
hes counting on you!
only post if you could say them all in 90 secs.
That's a boring riddle... :-\
<edit> i just realized parsley messaged me a few hours ago with right answer. it was one, two, three, ect... all the way to 100.
post a riddle, parsley
You all suck, so I'm gonna spam this thread because I'm always left out of the riddles.
A man is 3/8's of the way across a train bridge, when he hears the whistle of an approaching train behind him. It turns out that he can run in either direction and just barely make it off the bridge before getting hit. If he is running at 15 mph, how fast is the train traveling? Assume the train travels at a constant speed, despite seeing you on the tracks.
Note: From a 7th grade pre-algebra book.
What goes in the blank?
_ T T F F
S S E N T
E T T F F
S S E N T
A rich old man has died. After his death, his children are surprised to learn that he has left all of his money to his oldest son Jeremiah, who loved him dearly, and ignored his other children, who hated him.
So, the funeral is a day or two later, and the other sons and daughters have decided to kill Jeremiah and take his inheritance. Since his father's death, Jeremiah has taken to drinking, and they know that, at the wake, he's going to be gulping down the liquor like it was nectar of the gods. So they decide to poison the drinks. One of the other sons, Wallace, tends bar, and gets the poison all ready.
So Jeremiah comes up, crying and depressed, and orders a scotch on the rocks. Wallace serves him one, and he chugs it down in two seconds. "Give me another." Wallace gives him a second glass of scotch, which he also drinks in a matter of moments. The other siblings are puzzled...the poison is fast-acting; Jeremiah should be convulsing on the floor and retching his guts out. Finally, fifteen minutes later, a rather inebriated and very much alive Jeremiah orders one last glass of scotch, but as Wallace hands it to him, he changes his mind and leaves, sobbing. The other siblings come over to Wallace, and wonder what's going on. They talk about what could have gone wrong for a few minutes, and figure the poison's harmless. So Wallace sips the drink he poured for Jeremiah, and is pronounced DOA thirty minutes later.
Why did Jeremiah live? (He had no immunity to the poison, he didn't know it was coming, and the poison was obviously deadly.)
Sam and Max run a 100 meter race. Sam wins by five yards. To make it sporting, he starts 5 yards beind the original start line in the second race. Assuming both runners run at the same speed, who wins the second race? The challenge is to solve this problem without doing any algebra.
Violins produced on the island of Grxcd have become collectors’ items since it sank into the sea two centuries ago. All the island’s violins were produced by Bropcs or one of his sons, or by Czwyz or one of his sons. Every violin was labelled ostensibly to reveal its maker but, although Bropcs and his sons always labelled their violins truthfully, Czwyz and his sons always labelled their violins with falsehoods. Both families playfully interfered with collectors’ attempts to establish provenances for their violins. For example, collectors figured out that a violin labelled “ This violin was not made by any son of Bropcs.� was made by Bropcs Sr.; can you see why? The most desirable violins are so labelled that a connoisseur can tell that it must have been made by one of the fathers, either Bropcs Sr. or Czwyz Sr., but cannot tell which. How might such a violin be labelled?
Consider a list of 2000 statements:
1) Exactly one statement on this list is false.
2) Exactly two statements on this list are false.
3) Exactly three statements on this list are false.
. . .
2000) Exactly 2000 statements on this list are false.
Which statements are true and which are false?
How many letters does the correct answer to this puzzle contain?
You walk into a room in which there are three primates: a chimpanzee, an orangutan, and a gorilla. The chimpanzee is holding a banana in each hand, the orangutan is holding a big stick, and the gorilla is holding nothing. Which primate in the room is the smartest?
btw, the site which provides these (which you have probably found by now), doesn't have any solutions... ???
id say its the chimp
Quote from: Bakster on November 03, 2005, 10:44:39 PM
A rich old man has died. After his death, his children are surprised to learn that he has left all of his money to his oldest son Jeremiah, who loved him dearly, and ignored his other children, who hated him.
So, the funeral is a day or two later, and the other sons and daughters have decided to kill Jeremiah and take his inheritance. Since his father's death, Jeremiah has taken to drinking, and they know that, at the wake, he's going to be gulping down the liquor like it was nectar of the gods. So they decide to poison the drinks. One of the other sons, Wallace, tends bar, and gets the poison all ready.
So Jeremiah comes up, crying and depressed, and orders a scotch on the rocks. Wallace serves him one, and he chugs it down in two seconds. "Give me another." Wallace gives him a second glass of scotch, which he also drinks in a matter of moments. The other siblings are puzzled...the poison is fast-acting; Jeremiah should be convulsing on the floor and retching his guts out. Finally, fifteen minutes later, a rather inebriated and very much alive Jeremiah orders one last glass of scotch, but as Wallace hands it to him, he changes his mind and leaves, sobbing. The other siblings come over to Wallace, and wonder what's going on. They talk about what could have gone wrong for a few minutes, and figure the poison's harmless. So Wallace sips the drink he poured for Jeremiah, and is pronounced DOA thirty minutes later.
Why did Jeremiah live? (He had no immunity to the poison, he didn't know it was coming, and the poison was obviously deadly.)
Sounds like it's something to do with him downing the drink so fast...as wallace only sipped it (as in slowly) and he died....don't know why though.
Quote from: Bakster on November 03, 2005, 10:48:44 PM
You walk into a room in which there are three primates: a chimpanzee, an orangutan, and a gorilla. The chimpanzee is holding a banana in each hand, the orangutan is holding a big stick, and the gorilla is holding nothing. Which primate in the room is the smartest?
It's me that's the smartest. (
I walk into a room) :)
Quote from: Bakster on November 03, 2005, 10:48:27 PM
How many letters does the correct answer to this puzzle contain?
Four. Because four is the only number that contains
it's amount of letters....Does that make sense?
CHIMP UR DUM
I AM SMARTER THAN A CHIMP! ;D
but the chimp took the bananas from u ape took the stick from i dont know and gorilla punched u...ur the dum1
Quote from: Bakster on November 03, 2005, 10:44:39 PM
A rich old man has died. After his death, his children are surprised to learn that he has left all of his money to his oldest son Jeremiah, who loved him dearly, and ignored his other children, who hated him.
So, the funeral is a day or two later, and the other sons and daughters have decided to kill Jeremiah and take his inheritance. Since his father's death, Jeremiah has taken to drinking, and they know that, at the wake, he's going to be gulping down the liquor like it was nectar of the gods. So they decide to poison the drinks. One of the other sons, Wallace, tends bar, and gets the poison all ready.
So Jeremiah comes up, crying and depressed, and orders a scotch on the rocks. Wallace serves him one, and he chugs it down in two seconds. "Give me another." Wallace gives him a second glass of scotch, which he also drinks in a matter of moments. The other siblings are puzzled...the poison is fast-acting; Jeremiah should be convulsing on the floor and retching his guts out. Finally, fifteen minutes later, a rather inebriated and very much alive Jeremiah orders one last glass of scotch, but as Wallace hands it to him, he changes his mind and leaves, sobbing. The other siblings come over to Wallace, and wonder what's going on. They talk about what could have gone wrong for a few minutes, and figure the poison's harmless. So Wallace sips the drink he poured for Jeremiah, and is pronounced DOA thirty minutes later.
Why did Jeremiah live? (He had no immunity to the poison, he didn't know it was coming, and the poison was obviously deadly.)
he drank so fast the poisen didnt have time to affect him or the poisen was in the ice and it didnt have time to be released
Quote from: Bakster on November 03, 2005, 10:43:45 PM
What goes in the blank?
_Â TÂ TÂ FÂ F
SÂ SÂ EÂ NÂ T
EÂ TÂ TÂ FÂ F
SÂ SÂ EÂ NÂ T
e
Quote from: ultswordsman on November 04, 2005, 03:37:33 AM
he drank so fast the poisen didnt have time to affect him or the poisen was in the ice and it didnt have time to be released
dam u, i told u the answer on aim like a week ago >:(
umm, spine?
Quote from: Bakster on November 03, 2005, 10:43:45 PM
What goes in the blank?
_Â TÂ TÂ FÂ F
SÂ SÂ EÂ NÂ T
EÂ TÂ TÂ FÂ F
SÂ SÂ EÂ NÂ T
O
one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten
eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen
sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty
HEY, I CAN COUNT!  :o but i need the first letters of the numbers to sorta guide me through....IM AS SMART AS A CHIMP
My riddle, as poached from Labyrinth.
Bob was standing in front of two gates, and in front of the gates are two guardians.
An inscription in front of you reads, 'Welcome to the gateway. One door leads to hell and eternal damnation, one leads to heaven and eternal glory. In front of one door is an agent of satan, who always lies. In front of the other is an angel of heaven who always speaks the truth. You may ask one question, and then must choose your path, so ask wisely.'
What should he ask, and which door should he choose? ???
Quote from: Parsley on November 04, 2005, 02:38:52 PM
My riddle, as poached from Labyrinth.
Bob was standing in front of two gates, and in front of the gates are two guardians.
An inscription in front of you reads, 'Welcome to the gateway. One door leads to hell and eternal damnation, one leads to heaven and eternal glory. In front of one door is an agent of satan, who always lies. In front of the other is an angel of heaven who always speaks the truth. You may ask one question, and then must choose your path, so ask wisely.'
What should he ask, and which door should he choose? ???
I have the Labarinth so I know the answer, but I won't ruin it for you all :)
Ahh.. but she got it wrong in the film (!)
She did? Oh yeah....It led her to the pit of eternal stench :D lol. I remember....Okay, but I can guess the right answer.....probably.
Isn't that a tad obvious?
Ask the truthful one "Which is the door to heaven?"
ask which 1 is to heaven angel points to his and devil points to his so u take the path the angels on :)
I didn't really make this riddle very clear at all, did I... but I was trying to describe it from a film. Okay -
You can ask ONE of them ONE question.
You can't tell which door is which, and you can't tell which guardian is which - both sets look the same.
One always lies, the other always tells the truth.
What question do you ask & which door do you choose?
[ed. For Willie - okay, make the assumption that hell is whatever is worst for you, and heave is whatever is best for you]
no, bakster. the angel will point to the path that leads to heaven. the agent of satan will point to the path that leads to hell because hes LYING.
"which path does the other guardian want me to go to?" the angel will point to the path that leads to hell or the agent of satan will point to the same path because hes lying that the angel wants me to go there. and then you go to the path that the guardian is not pointing to. its really hard to word the riddle right because cant you just ask like "am i wearing clothes?" and then go to the path by the guardian that says yes or the other path if the guardian says no because the angel is by the path that leads to heaven and that agent is by the path that leads to hell?
Yup! :)
1pt to Willie, your turn to be the riddler.
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What are you eating?
can i have it?
i think i know answer, but im gonna let some people catch up to me before i answer anything.
btw, welcome 2 the scoreboard willie :)
well ill take that as a yes i can so here..........
what hidden animals are in this sentance
steppfi shelowski ate nice god ogres
ha i rule all u all will bow to my riddle mastery
try willies riddle, "riddle master"
kk u ask them to reveal themselves and their paths (this way u can see whos angel or satan and u know which path the angel holds
that riddle was already answered
the 1 were on :
Quote from: willie on November 04, 2005, 07:58:51 PM
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What are you eating?
corn
yes thats right
Yawn...the hidden animals ones are BOOORING.
all i can c in it are fish and dog anyways, pick a new riddle
gj haffer ur the smart1
Two Australians arrive in the U.S with a total of $100. They divide it equally. One of them, seeing a woman complaining about having little money, gave $25 to her.
How much money do the two Australians now have in total?
The answer is not $75.
Quote from: haferhole1 on November 05, 2005, 04:35:53 PM
Two Australians arrive in the U.S with a total of $100. They divide it equally. One of them, seeing a woman complaining about having little money, gave $25 to her.
How much money do the two Australians now have in total?
The answer is not $75.
Huh?
100/2 = 50....
50-25 = 25....
50 + 25 = 75...
How can they not have $75 in total? I'll be interested in seeing the answer to this one. ???
$32.50 they are splitting the money evenly
The answer cant be $32.50 because they are asking for how much it is in total
wait the people arrived with $100 dollars from their contry so im going to say they have 50 us dollars give 25 they have 25....or they gave the lady$.25 or a quarter so they have $99.75
But he says
Quotegave $25 to her.
Not $0.25.
Maybe it's something to do with Australian dollars being different to American dollars...
I though that. But it still doesn't make much sense.
Quote from: haferhole1 on November 05, 2005, 04:35:53 PM
Two Australians arrive in the U.S with a total of $100. They divide it equally. One of them, seeing a woman complaining about having little money, gave $25 to her.
How much money do the two Australians now have in total?
The answer is not $75.
i think the key here is the tense in the word divide. they didnt divided (past tense) the money. they divide (no d) it so they do that regularly instead of one time in the past. $66.66 if they divide the money equally between the 3 of them (plus the woman) if the man gave the woman the difference of $25 and $33.33 more to her afterwards making the statement about giving her $25 insignificant. OR $41.66 if they had divided between the 3 of them and then the man having gave the woman $25 more to her afterwards. thats all i can think of.  :-\
nice try u guys, but nothins right sofar
they split the $100 between the 2 of them giving them 50 each. theres no austrailian curency involved, or any other curency
maybe it has something to do with them being australian?
nope
the lady complaining was 1 of the guys
answer the riddle please (even if u solved it, 1st person 2 post answer gets points)
$100
ur a jerk ;D
well, im standin by what i said, ur up
Thats kinda retarded. Willie could have guessed that random number and not given an explanation. So if i threw some random numbers out there, I would have eventually, (sooner than later) guessed $100.
wtf haffer i said the lady was 1 of the guys there for they didnt lose money so acctually he took that from me willy u biatch
ya, but that was his first guess. i wouldnt give point if he started at like 25 and worked up to 100.
and ults...
Quote from: haferhole1 on November 05, 2005, 04:35:53 PM
How much money do the two Australians now have in total?
u didnt answer question, willie did
dam u haffer i will get u bak trust me
lookin forword 2 it :D
u know ive been giving u hints to all my riddles now ur screwed
I don't understand the answer to that riddle ???
Does someone want to explain?
then i guest i have 2 answer them all before u can
and sure, dodger
one of 2 austrailians was the 1 cryin about only havin 50, so other gave her 25 of his. they still have a total of 100
What is always there, but you can not feel, and whenever you get closer to it, it gets farther away?
Gravity?
nope. the answer isnt your shadow or tomorrow either. hint:its something you can see way off in the distance.
is this one of those metephoriic seeing like the future or can u atually c it? u can never be sure w/ riddles
umm.. the sun?
the horizon?
yea you got it! ITS THE HORIZON! good job!
y do i keep guessing?
i dont feel like looking up a riddle, its 1 a.m. here, im tyred and im goin 2 sleep
whoever wants 2 post 1 go ahead
Around and around the FOUR of us rotate, man controls my actions to work he won't be late.
uhhh what was that....
I like this riddle:
A patient has fallen very ill and has been advised to take exactly one pill of medicine X and exactly one pill of medicine Y each day, lest he die from either illness or overdosage. These pills must be taken together. The patient has bottles of X pills and Y pills. He puts one of the X pills in his hand. Then while tilting the bottle of Y pills, two Y pills accidentally fall out. Now there are three pills in his hand. Because both types of pill look identical, he cannot tell which two pills are type Y and which is type X. Since the pills are extremely expensive, the patient does not wish to throw away the ones in his hand. How can he save the pills in his hand and still maintain a proper daily dosage?
u break open the pills into a glass of water so like x will be a red powder and y will be like green powder
Easy?
Assuming the pills can be cut in half and have equal dosages:
Cut all 3 pills in half
(6 half pills now)
Swallow half of each pill
remove one more X pill from the container.
Cut the extra X pill in half
Swallow.
Viola!
You have now swallowed exactly 1 of each pill!
Quote from: The_Gu3st on November 06, 2005, 04:12:21 PM
Easy?
Assuming the pills can be cut in half and have equal dosages:
Cut all 3 pills in half
(6 half pills now)
Swallow half of each pill
remove one more X pill from the container.
Cut the extra X pill in half
Swallow.
Viola!
You have now swallowed exactly 1 of each pill!
Correct!
Yeah it was incredibly easy... and I'll pass to anyone who feels like giving it a shot.
kk ill take uhhhh err.....
i am long i am cute i am furry i am loveable i am stupid what am i (not a dik)
another riddle with 1000 answers..
heres 1 that matches descrption perfectly, but im sure its not answer
http://www.petcaretips.net/stuffed-snake.html
yea that matches everything but being stupid (and long)
well, it even says its 54 in long, and what, u think its smart? its a stuffed snake
i know. thats y i said its everything BUT being stupid. i was saying its NOT stupid. its a cute, furry, lovable, long stupid raccoon. cute, furry lovable long dog with part of his brain missing.
Blatently a furby, they kick ass.
If you were to answer the following question, you would be lying. Is this true?
I just made it up, I can't be bothered thinking of a solution (if there is one)
furby's arent long
But they are cool. Furby's rock.
Quote from: Bakster on November 07, 2005, 06:21:53 PM
If you were to answer the following question, you would be lying. Is this true?
I just made it up, I can't be bothered thinking of a solution (if there is one)
wouldnt be true or false, its a parodox, it doesnt have an answer.
cough*type of dog cough*
wiener dog, and u should say all the hints in the riddle, so people dont say sometin like a snake
yea but thAT BE TO EASY
and without hints, its imposible
nvm more riddles
A man walks into his back yard in the middle of the night and fires a gun. Due to his strange behaviour he never sees another sunrise. (No, he didn't kill himself.) Can you explain this odd occurrence?
he blew up the sun
dam, thats a pretty strong gun!!!!Â
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
i see you but i have no eyes i bring fear into many when u see me yet i dont move and yet i am here and like you
wait ur turn (my riddle > ur riddle)
Quote from: haferhole1 on November 08, 2005, 01:12:35 AM
A man walks into his back yard in the middle of the night and fires a gun. Due to his strange behaviour he never sees another sunrise. (No, he didn't kill himself.) Can you explain this odd occurrence?
A cat, awoken by the noise of the gun, threw a boot at him and then proceeded to scratch out the mans eyes. Hence, never being able to
see another sunrise : ).
I'm thinking, i don't know why, that may not be the right answer ; ). Something to do with being blinded though. 8)
Quote from: Dodger on November 08, 2005, 01:58:54 AM
I'm thinking, i don't know why, that may not be the right answer ; ).
good guess
the man was not injured or blind before or after the shot
he shot himself in the one eye that was remaining. the recoil from the gun was so intense, it put him in a coma
Quote from: haferhole1 on November 08, 2005, 02:08:23 AM
the man was not injured or blind before or after the shot
 he goes to a windowless shaft in his backyard where a switch operates the door. he shoots the switch so the switch is unable to operate functionally. he was on a snowy mountain when he shot. it caused an avalanche and he becomes buried beneath the snow. he is still alive though, but no one's there to rescue him. he wasnt injured from the hit of the avalanche
Quote from: haferhole1 on November 08, 2005, 02:08:23 AM
the man was not injured or blind before or after the shot
he goes INto his backyard or TO his backyard? is there a space in between back and yard?
whats the difference?
like if its into his backyard, then his yard is an enclosed space. if its to, then we can assume it to be out in the open or something. idk
well, he might have a fence (doesnt affect riddle), but its not a room if thats what u mean
He never gets up early enough to see the sun rise : D
I'm as bad as Ults : )
no, ur not. infact, that is why he doesnt c sunrise ever again, but now u gotta figure out what he shot
his alarm clock, or some kind of clock, the rooster
...and willie steals another idea and answers riddle with it (it was the rooster)
the guy shoots teh rooster so the rooster wont be ever able to wake teh man up in time to see teh sunrise!
Quote from: willie on November 06, 2005, 10:48:12 AM
Around and around the FOUR of us rotate, man controls my actions to work he won't be late.
Willie always posts the easy ones.
Cars on a tire (4 of them) are controlled by a man. They rotate (turning of a wheel) to take him to work. Therefore, not being late to work.
And if Im wrong, Im gonna feel like an idiot.
uhh...nope ;D
Im gonna go in my hole now... :-[
dont feel too bad...you were on the right track.Â
a crappy chevy 4 wheel drive that uses 1 tire at a time
Where's willies riddle?!?!?!
Quote from: willie on November 06, 2005, 10:48:12 AM
Around and around the FOUR of us rotate, man controls my actions to work he won't be late.
It is the car though isn't it? I've heard that before! ???
i dont know screw willies riddle some 1 make another
I've got a 5cl bottle of bud, a 3cl stubby of bud, a pint glass and a funnel.
I want to drink exactly 4cl of bud.
Any less and I'll be too sober...
...any more and I'll sleep with an ugly chick.
How do I do it (measure out 4cl of beer, not sleep with an ugly chick)?
drink 1 cl outta the 3 cl bottle then take the cl bottle and dump 1 cl into the 3 cl bottle wa la u have a bottle of 3 cl and a cl in ur stomach
Quote from: Parsley on November 10, 2005, 06:25:53 PM
I've got a 5cl bottle of bud, a 3cl stubby of bud, a pint glass and a funnel.
I want to drink exactly 4cl of bud.Â
Any less and I'll be too sober...
...any more and I'll sleep with an ugly chick.
How do I do it (measure out 4cl of beer, not sleep with an ugly chick)?
I don't know how a cl relates to a pint, but pour it all into the pint glass and then pour roughly half of it away.
I've seen similar riddles like this to do with egg timers...but drinks don't work the same way :(
thats what i said..
Nope. It has to be measured at precisely 4cl.
(otherwise I'd just pour '4/5ths of the big bottle into the pint glass)
pour 4 cl in the pint class
u go buy a mesuring cup for a dollar that has a 4cl mark on it
no & no... It's fairly easy...
Ed. I'll wait until Bakster has a chance to guess before posting a clue.
And I have no clue.
u dont drink any of it
It involves pouring the beer from one container to another in order to get the right amount in the pint glass at the end. Virtuoso was on the right track, but didn't quite get it.
u put the 5 cl into the pint glass then pour the 3 cl into the 5 cl bottle then u pour 1 cl into the 5 cl bottle then u drink the 4 cl in the 5 cl bottle
Steadily pour the contents of the 5c into the 3c bottle until the liquid in both bottles look to be equal. Then down one of them ;D
impossible there full the 3cl bottle would overflow
Wait!!
Pour all the 3cl into the pint...pour 5c into 3c until 3c is full, then you have 2c in the 5c bottle...am I right so far?
Sigh, I have to do these kind of riddles all the time. But I wont give the answer :) Let Bakster get the credit. ;)
yep, good start bakster.
Pour all the 3cl into the pint...pour 5c into 3c until 3c is full, then you have 2c in the 5c bottle...am I right so far?
Hmm...do you have to work out how many 'cl's are in a pint?
u pour the 5 cl into the pint till full and chug it (i think a pint is 4 cl )
what type of a measurement is a cl? What does it stand for?
nvm...
1 centiliter = 0.0211338 pint [US, liquid]
a pint is about 550ml. But it doesnt matter how much the pint glass can fit, you can get it done exactly to 400ml (4cl) fairly easily just by shifting the fluid about.
Well I don't know after that, I've puzzled over it for ages :'(
Okay...
To start you:
Pour the 3 cl into the pint glass.
Pour the 5cl into the 3 cl.
That leaves 3cl in the pint glass, 3cl in the stubby, and 2cl in the tall bottle.
From there you have to work out how to get 4cl into the pint glass...
There are 4 moves to get it (& one of them needs a bit of lateral thinking)
I'll give the answer at the end of day - double pts I guess if anyone guesses right.
No clue.
kk u dump a cl out of the stubby and pour that into the tall glass t
This's been going ages, so I'll give an answer
Say you call the containers P-5-3 (pint glass-5cl-3cl)
You start with 0/P - 5/5 - 3/3
Pour the 3 into the pint, and the 5 into the 3
Gives 3/P - 2/5 - 3/3
Pour out the 2 in the 5cl glass
Gives 3/P - 0/5 - 3/3
Pour the 3 and the 3/p into the 5
Gives 1/p - 5/5 - 0/3
Finally, pour the 5 into the 3, and top of the pint glass.
1pt to Ults for getting the right idea, and his turn to riddle.
I'm giving myself 1pt too, for coming up with such a toughie.
k cool parsley now heres a riddle...duh need to think
Please don't google this! *stares at hafer*
I am the only place where yesterday comes after today, and tomorrow is in between. What am I?
So... in this place... Thursday would come after Friday, but Saturday would be imbetween?
(:P)
Quote from: Bakster on November 15, 2005, 04:20:02 PM
Please don't google this! *stares at hafer*
i dont google, that was dodger. and the reason im winning is because im good at riddles, why else would i start a riddles thread?Â
Quote from: haferhole1 on November 15, 2005, 07:37:39 PM
i dont google, that was dodger. and the reason im winning is because im good at riddles, why else would i start a riddles thread?Â
Because riddles started in Guests thread, and that got temporarily locked.
Quote from: haferhole1 on November 15, 2005, 07:37:39 PM
i dont google, that was dodger.
That hurts hafer, that really hurts!
Atleast he didnt kick you in the balls. That would hurt worse.
Which hurts more? A good hard kick in the fork, or giving birth?
Be tough to find out - I'm pretty sure that nobody has experienced both
Pretty sure?? :-\
w/e i pass to haffer
There was a group of adventurers who stumbled upon an old tomb. Within the tomb there were many wonders and sites. There were many drawings upon the walls of men, women and animals.
Here in this beautiful site, there had been found ancient mummies and items that are believed to be from the past.
While exploring the tomb, the group found a very unusual door. The door was 10 feet in height, and 3 feet wide. It was made of marble, but there was no window or door knob. There wasn't a way to open it.
However, along the right side of the door, there were vertical colored stones. The top one was a clear stone, then yellow, then red, then blue.
The group didn't know what to do. So, one of them touched the red stone and it glowed, then they touch the blue stone and it glowed. The clear stone turned violet, but then it flashed and became clear again. They figured out that the color stones had to be the way to open the door.
Which color combination is the right one to open the tomb door?
red yellow blue clear or yellow red clear blue or blue red clear yellow or yellow red clear blue or vlear blue red or red yellow blue clear or uhh illl come up with rest later
With dynomite. That tends to solve everyones problems.
Okay, the clear stone shows the colour made when the other 2/3 are mixed (red + blue = violet). How are we supposed to know what colour has to be made in order to open the door?
Magic. You use magic to open the door.
lol, i dont know y im still laughing 2 at that guest
u only use 2 colors and then the 3rd appears. at that point, the door either opens or stays closed.
btw, if ur not from the U.S., u might not get this riddle
im only accepting 1 answer at a time (ults!) and it doesnt matter what order. Â u have 2 say y to get credit, so if u get answer and willie comes and explains like he did last 2 times, he gets points
the marble has nothing 2 do w/ riddle, but good thinkin
*scroll down for big hint*
think traffic
right colors, wrong reason
something to do with green and traffic in the U.S.......no freakin idea.  :-[ is your signature of a red stop sign part of the hint too? i have no clue....
first the red, then the yellow, then the clear stone turns green. Reason? MAGIC!
No really... it was because there was a genie right, and he did magic to make green rocks.
But no, seriously. Its b/c Red is stop. Yellow is... speed up :D. And green is GO!
i think blue and yellow makes green. it makes green and green means GO. i should get the points cuz not only do i have the right colors, but also the reason in the same post.
You can take that blue and yellow and SHOVE IT UP UR ASS!
Stupid non-magical person... trying to give *reasons*... pssh.
how bout this, ill give ya both a point, and whoever posts there riddle 1st gets to go next
I have 2 hands with 5 fingers each
2 legs with 5 toes each
one face with 2 eyes
and one mouth
and 1 nose
and 2 ears
I poop out of my anus.
What am I?
Ho ho ho... Ive stumpped you all! Why is I be so hyper?! Omg I is be talk like ult! omg now i is lose my punctueratiosnl omg like i like lose my periods yay i is have no more periods
is the answer to ur riddle human beings
No the answer to the riddle is 7. The first person to post the answer gets 10 points!
not sure if this is another riddle, so just to be sure...
7
the answer
7? What kinda of retarded answer is that...? Who the hell says 7 when Im asking about something with legs and toes and fingers and poop and stuff? 7? Are you kidding me? Dumbass.
Yeah, okay... anyone can make up fake quotes, and thats lame.
ill go with hippopotamus as the answer.
So, an eccentric entrepreneur by the name of Alphonse Null has sent out a press release about his new, mind-blowing hotel: The Hotel Infinity. Null informs the world that this hotel has an infinite number of rooms (specifically, an infinity equal to the cardinality of the integers). A quick tour puts skeptics' claims to rest; as far as anyone can tell, this hotel has infinite rooms. The consequences are mind-boggling, and Null sets up a press conference to answer questions...
"So, Mr. Null, how will patrons get to their room, if their room number has, say, more digits than protons in the universe?"
"The elevators have an ingenious formula device instead of buttons... simply input the formula for your room number, with Ackermann numbers or somesuch... your room formula can be picked up at the front desk. There's not even any need to know what the formula means!"
"How do you produce the power and water for this hotel?"
"I have infinite generators and wells, of course. This IS an infinite hotel, you know! *chuckle*"
"What about costs? How much will it cost to stay here?"
"That's the beauty of it! Since there are as many positive even integers as there are integers, I can change the same price to only every other room and still make the same profit! I could charge only every millionth room... each guest has a one-in-a-million chance of not getting a free room, and I still get paid the same! I love the properties of infinite sets, especially when it comes to profit!"
"But, Mr. Null... I think you've made a severe mistake in your assumptions regarding profit..."
"Oh?"
The reporter then mentioned something which made Mr. Null's face turn white.
"Oh... oh goodness... THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER!" Then he ran out.
Assuming that everything Null said about the hotel is true: it really is infinite; it really is easy to get to your room; it really can generate infinite power for the guests; the cardinality of the set of multiples of a million, is the same as the cardinality of the integers...
So with what simple assumption did Mr. Null go wrong?
Did you make that up?
Why are there as many positive even integers as all integers?
Was that supposed to be an attempt at answering the riddle?
No, I didn't make this up.
I was asking a question about the riddle...
it will be so tall how will the people out of the atmosphere breath
YAY FOR WILLIE! He got the answer!
Guest has ADD
;D
lol so true
YAY! ADD! I LOVE MATH!!!
huh?
add = attention deficit disorder
add = combine 2 numbers to equal 1 example: 2+2=22
dumbass
I was wondering how the subject turned to 'ADD'. Dumbass. ???
Quote from: haferhole1 on November 18, 2005, 07:46:59 PM
add = attention deficit disorder
add = combine 2 numbers to equal 1 example: 2+2=22
dumbass
Quote from: Bakster on November 19, 2005, 04:20:42 PM
I was wondering how the subject turned to 'ADD'. Dumbass. ???
lol Bakster, I love how you called him a dumbass, but didnt even realize the obvious mistake...
2+2=22?
You're both dumbasses.
Because Bakster's riddle was too hard....
I will look at it again...
if it has infinate rooms hed need infinate everything and not only that but it eventually reach the sun burning the whole building
Quote from: ultswordsman on November 21, 2005, 09:51:22 PM
if it has infinate rooms hed need infinate everything and not only that but it eventually reach the sun burning the whole building
Wtf....thats a joke.
After some thought the answer is...Unless an infinite number of guests can be attracted to stay at the hotel, it is negligibly different from empty.
...No money :)
This means that technically, the hotel can only ever be making money if it is full, and you cant fill up infinity rooms ;).
Quote from: Bakster on November 15, 2005, 04:20:02 PM
Please don't google this! *stares at hafer*
I am the only place where yesterday comes after today, and tomorrow is in between. What am I?
I note this has yet to be answered. Now time to find the hotel riddle so I can read it again, as I do not know the real solution so I check if Dodger's guess makes sense.
Quote from: Dodger on November 21, 2005, 10:05:09 PM
Wtf....thats a joke.
After some thought the answer is...Unless an infinite number of guests can be attracted to stay at the hotel, it is negligibly different from empty.
...No money :)
This means that technically, the hotel can only ever be making money if it is full, and you cant fill up infinity rooms ;).
I guess so...
darn
I'm so awesome. :)
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Please don't google this! *stares at hafer*
I am the only place where yesterday comes after today, and tomorrow is in between. What am I?
The answer, is most definitely, a
dictionary. And I didn't Google it, so Hafer can just go die. :)
Yeah...sure you didn't. It wasn't answered the first time I posted it when I mentioned not to google it. *looks suspiciously at Dodger*
I just thought about it. Honest! I was thinking they would be in alphabetical order, and I though of a dictionary :) I'm guessing I was right? :)
Thats two points extra for DODGER THE KING.   ;)  Thanks Hafer.
My turn to post then...
Arrange the following letters to make a logical sentence:
Dodger is gay
Points to whoever arranges it first!
Yiddo Gergas? Am I rite?
I have one. And stfu guest ;D
What is long and thin,
Covered in skin,
Red in parts,
And goes in tarts.
;)
Is it a Long-Thin-Skinned-Red-Tart-Inner?
:) Look harder.
Looks like I got it right!
My riddle:
I am long
I am thin
I am pointed at one end
I have skin
Girls love to get their mouths around me..
What am I?
;D
Lollipop. And you didn't get my riddle right. Damn you!
Incorrect. Lollipops aren't truly thin, and don't have skin. IDIOT! Try harder.
Quote from: Bakster on November 22, 2005, 12:25:28 AM
Incorrect. Lollipops aren't truly thin, and don't have skin. IDIOT! Try harder.
You still need to guess my riddle ass.
And the handle is thin, and the wrapper could be considered skin, so screw you!
Quote from: Dodger on November 22, 2005, 12:13:15 AM
I have one. And stfu guest ;D
What is long and thin,
Covered in skin,
Red in parts,
And goes in tarts.
;)
My logical mind deduces the following:
It is long and thin,
covered in skin,
red in parts,
and it goes in tarts.
I am an overly-hyped-at-this-moment genius.
Quote from: Dodger on November 22, 2005, 12:26:48 AM
You still need to guess my riddle ass.
And the handle is thin, and the wrapper could be considered skin, so screw you!
The wrapper is a wrapper, not skin. I could say random bullshit like that.
OH! Blue could be considered red! Dodger could be considered to be handsome and intelligent! It's just not gonna happen ;D ;D
Quote from: Dodger on November 22, 2005, 12:05:23 AM
Thats two points extra for DODGER THE KING.   ;)  Thanks Hafer.
no prob, ur almost winning now ;)
and what riddle are we on?
We're on my riddle now.
Quote from: The_Gu3st on November 22, 2005, 12:07:14 AM
Arrange the following letters to make a logical sentence:
Dodger is gay
Points to whoever arranges it first!
ok, dogs are gidy.
close but no cigar.
Quote from: Bakster on November 22, 2005, 12:17:10 AM
Looks like I got it right!
My riddle:
I am long
I am thin
I am pointed at one end
I have skin
Girls love to get their mouths around me..
What am I?
;D
Solve my riddle! Infinite points to the winner!
As for guests, I switch the letters around, then switch them back to form Dodger is gay.
OMG! YAY BAKSTER! You solved the riddle!
Answer: Dodger is Gay
Yay! Now guess my uber hard riddle!
Is it... the number 7?
No! What a stupid answer. How does 7 have skin? And how can girls get their mouths around it?
Try harder.
a few probly do
I would assume so, if that helps.
Any guesses?
o, is it a pencil? i was thinking of things with points and that 1 fits the description
lol a "guys" pencil thats attached to them
Why the hell would you but "guys" in quotations? Ults has absolutely no grammatical awareness.
ok maybe i have some problems in my writing...
It's not a pencil, nor a male genital part.
For all those that read the riddle and instantly thought "penis" (you know who you are), then you are a dirty-minded sick bastard :P
And since none of you (except ults) didn't guess "penis" even though you thought of it, that makes you all a bunch of dirty-minded sick bastard cowards!
The answer was a banana. 1 points to me because I got it right. Yippee.
nope answer is banana because u cant take points for ur own riddle BOOYA
My answer is penis. You cant tell me Im wrong, b/c Im not... so give me one point too!
lol
riddle me this, riddle me that, batman! i remember when i used to watch batman, the riddler was my favorite villain cuz his riddles were so clever.
Guest, you are always wrong.
som1 post a riddle
You're a riddle.
First think of the person that lives in disguise,
who deals in secret and tells naught but lies.
Next, tell whats always the last thing to mend,
the middle of middle and the end of the end?
And finally give me the sound often heard
during the search for a hard-to-find word.
Now string them together and tell me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
That is all the same riddle. Just incase you don't get it.
I'm surprised it wasnt you that voted Harry Potter for president, Dodger :P
The answer is a spider... if you dont believe me, read th 4th HP book in the chapter known as "The Third Task"...
...I had to brush up on my HP knowledge before I went to see the movie ;D
Ahem.
he digs a hole under the house,or he makes his own window with the chair
He jumps on the table (or chair) until it breaks in half.
He puts the two halves together.
Two halves make a (w)hole.
He escapes thru the hole.
Somebody went on google.
Here's my riddle:
A room was built around a man. It has 4 solid, unbreakable walls and an unreachable roof. There are no windows, no doors, and no gaps in the walls. The ground cannot be moved or disturbed in any way, because a horrible acidic poison will kill you if you try. The only other thing in the room is a dormouse. How does the man escape?
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A room was built around a man. It has 4 solid, unbreakable walls and an unreachable roof. There are no windows, no doors, and no gaps in the walls. The ground cannot be moved or disturbed in any way, because a horrible acidic poison will kill you if you try. The only other thing in the room is a dormouse. How do you escape?
I'm not in there. The man is.
Quote from: virtuoso on November 28, 2005, 07:53:46 PM
You big geek : P
:o! I can't help being brilliant..
Now I'm just hurt! And offended! And hurt.
Answer the riddle, noobs.
Wait... wtf? Ults got that right?... Parsley didnt?
No way... that has to be some kind of joke.
Quote from: Bakster on November 28, 2005, 10:02:48 PM
Answer the riddle, noobs.
Damn you. You changed the riddle so I wasn't right!!! Asshole....
He bites the doormouse in half, puts the to halves together to make a whole. And escapes through the whole. ;)
forget u noobs i won so my turn nad this is a real riddle what is animas girlfriends name
Quote from: ultswordsman on November 29, 2005, 12:31:44 AM
forget u noobs i won so my turn nad this is a real riddle what is animas girlfriends name
Actually, thats not a real riddle in any way... rather just some useless information that no one really cares for.
Anima (virtuoso) could have easily made "his girlfriends name" up.
Hi, I am The_Guest and my girlfriend is Hilary Duff (Whom ults is very fond of now). Opps just kidding! I meant to say Pam Anderson. Opps just kidding! I meant to say Linsey Lohan...etc.
You riddle sucks ults and I think you should be banned from this thread for showing intense amounts of stupidity. In fact, there should be a law that puts a limit on how stupid one can be before he is shot.
Lets just say that... you need to be shot.
Quote from: Dodger on November 29, 2005, 12:00:04 AM
Damn you. You changed the riddle so I wasn't right!!! Asshole....
He bites the doormouse in half, puts the to halves together to make a whole. And escapes through the whole. ;)
Wrong. The answer, which I am about to reveal, is even more ridiculously stupid.
You kill the mouse.
dor
mouse = do(o)r! Then you walk through the door!!!
As for your answer, you don't even need to cut it in half. It is already whole, and it will only be whole again if you stick the halves together. Since you don't have any sticking utensils, you lose!!!
Technically, cutting it in half is killing it, but you didn't know the rest!
Is the answer God?!?!!?!!?!
Arrrghh! Arghhh! Arghhh! I'm blind!!! For the love of God! Remove the picture!
;)
Is the answer either - Dodger
Anima
Or Cyber Battles?
Um...No, you were.
i dont know answer, but i wanted 2 know y after i put that hammertime pic in my profile, every1 is starting 2 to it? posers...
I tried to get my sig for a long time actually, but I was never able to make one. My friend finally made this one for me... and it wasnt too long ago that I learned how to host something on imagehack.us... even though Im using their bandwidth without giving them credit... ;D
And you're hammertime thing wasnt really much of a sig, rather just something incredibly annoying... AND a user by the name of Kevin (I think) started it on duelboard, not you.
Also, for the answer to the riddle... (I know its wrong but whatever)... is the answer a computer?
ya, im sure ur right, and i wasnt the 1st 1 2 put it in his sig. i wasnt even around when kevin did it. all im saying is that within like a week of me putting it in, like 3 or 4 people have already put a pic in there sig
the answer is paolo me ummm or 1 of paolo's friends
Quote from: haferhole1 on November 29, 2005, 11:24:34 PM
ya, im sure ur right, and i wasnt the 1st 1 2 put it in his sig. i wasnt even around when kevin did it. all im saying is that within like a week of me putting it in, like 3 or 4 people have already put a pic in there sig
*Sings* nooooo bodyyyy caaares! Get over it.
You shouldn't be bragging anyway, you have started a most annoying DB craze.
Quote from: The_Gu3st on November 29, 2005, 11:14:11 PM
I tried to get my sig for a long time actually, but I was never able to make one. My friend finally made this one for me...
Sorry but hahhahah! You couldn't make that yourself! hahahah!
I tried to make something fancier, and I had no clue how to make the link and everything work. I wanted one like Kevin has... but it didnt go to great. And then my friend just made that one, so I used it cuz it looked decent.
It's not bad. I don't like the white rectangle around the URL though. Looks tacky.
k this describes som1 i am gay,i am stupid,i think im cool when im a dum noob,and i suk really bad who am i
The_guest!!! ;)
Oh come on ults, don' be so hard on yourself :P
dodger wins 2 points
Quote from: The_Gu3st on November 29, 2005, 11:14:11 PM
AND a user by the name of Kevin (I think) started it on duelboard, not you.
Quote from: Dodger on November 30, 2005, 01:26:41 AM
*Sings* nooooo bodyyyy caaares! Get over it.
You shouldn't be bragging anyway, you have started a most annoying DB craze.
ha! c? dodger knows i started it! (brag brag)
and btw, ults, u just made dodger pass u. gj, 2nd place
I think I deserve 10 points for being me.
ok, i fixed the points for ya
-60?!
That can be easily fixed... just multiply by negative 1 and... BAM! I'm in first now.
there, multiply that by -1!
FINE! I will! And then I'll add 60 to it! :P
fine, ill add 60 to every1 else, just 2 be fair. ur still losing
Everything from the X Factor auditions is hilarious ;D
Simon is the greatest at being evil :D
But Louie had his moments:
Sharon being sympathetic to a crap singer: "Aaaw, you sound like a little kitten...."
Louie: "...being strangled."
:) ;) :D ;D >:( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
MAKE ME YOU FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!!
AAAA
*charges and beats the crap out of anima*
*graps bakster off virt beats the crap out of him shoots him 10 times then helps virt up*
Quote from: virtuoso on November 29, 2005, 04:41:57 PM
Ooo, Ooo i know : D
Nah, seriously how could you embarass me like that, ults?:-[
I actually agree with the_guest... apart from the shooting part : D
Not only is that a silly riddle, but it could have also brought on a lot of jokes about me :' (
But, if it's an official riddle then the answer is Lucy Liu..... nah it's Karla : P
Now my riddle
I am old in years, but compared to others i am young.
My discoverey would forever change the world.
I have experienced many changes, good and bad.
People have wrote, sang and bitched about me.
I have given a lot to the world but i have taken much more.
I have been known to steal, kill and rape.
But, i can do this because i am righteous.
I have more enemies than allies.
Probably due to my bad habit of fondling with other peoples matters.
Also, i'm rather fat... : (
Oh yeah, i'm run by a retarded asshole... God bless me and my superiority : )
is it anima
Quote from: ultswordsman on November 30, 2005, 09:46:26 PM
*graps bakster off virt beats the crap out of him shoots him 10 times then helps virt up*
Someone please explain this to me. I'm losing my touch on how to speak "ults."
i may need 2 bone up on my "ult speak" but heres best guess:
he grabs bakster off virtuoso, then beats up/shoots bakster and helps virtuoso off the ground
if im wrong, ask ults what his version is
Thats probably right. I though virt = dirt, which is why it didnt make sense to me.
*translates* grabs brudda bakster baby off my main man virtuoso, then pops a cap in baksters ass, picking virtuoso off the dirt.
Throw in a couple of "yeah man"'s and "whatever trevor"'s and you should be about there.
This post just proves, Sometimes I talk just to make sounds.
well, that works 2...
gj
its either a book,a tree money or a spirit
well, the bible fits almost everything
Nothing? Is the answer nothing?
Santa Clause? Is the answer santa? ;D
Or perhaps his elves? His...fat...elves?
notice* Â our goal is now to get 2 1000 posts! were only 118 away
and dont worry, i wont lock it (well mabey  ;))
lol... it'll never be the original. I decided it doesnt matter who makes the 1000th post, but Im gonna try and make some sorta accomplisment plaque and post it on there. Have at it you guys :-)
a cat a dog an animal a human the world devil anythign in the universe *guesses everything in the universe* ha i win
Heaven? The Universe?
America? Britain? China? Europe?
the sun?
o, so it IS america
... Me?
oviously me because mine wasnt a guess and because the guest is a douchebag
give them each half a point like when me and bakster did that die thing and we both had good points
It was a guess... but then again so was every other answer ever posted. And you just gave away the answer by saying "oh, someone guessed it"... then the person would actually be copying, not figuring it out.
so what give em both 1/2 a point
i posted mine before the edit though
Im suing.
ill countersue
Well I'll um... counter-countersue.
Quote from: virtuoso on November 29, 2005, 04:41:57 PM
My discoverey would forever change the world.
The continent (land) is different from the nation. North America (land) was discovered, not America (the nation)
Quote from: The_Gu3st on December 01, 2005, 04:00:28 AM
Well I'll um... counter-countersue.
for what? me sueing u? Â im gonna raise the amount im countersueing for
Lets just sum this all up.
7.
There, arguement over.
And no, I love your sig. Oh so sexy.
Im just curious, what level of math are you in Anima?
I dont quite see how you got an A. Whats the reasoning behind how 8 is equal to D---0?
;D
You always be my cute little diddly-duddley-anima-pumpkin-poo!
virtuoso doesnt roll off the tounge like anima does :)
I dont think Matlu will approve of your new sig Anima.
Technically yes, but graphically no.
what kind of a name is anand? Â and, virtuoso, you have a really really big penis.
Quote from: willie on December 01, 2005, 04:35:22 AM
what kind of a name is anand? and, virtuoso, you have a really really big penis.
I'm from an Indian background, so it's an Indian name...
Edit: Not native american type indian. I mean like From India type Indian.
Quote from: virtuoso on December 01, 2005, 04:33:20 AM
Fack : (
And it was Anands fault that i got deleted. I was beating him as well : I
what are you talking about?
Ah yes, good times. Good times.
Whats your ethnic backround btw Paolo? Hispanic?
You dont look like a common european, if you know what I mean. You seemed more italian or Spanish
I know thats they're both European, but by that I meant mainly from Britain, since thats who America has its closest ties with. I didnt mean it in an ignorant or condescending way incase you felt it came off like that.
Yeah, we moved to America when I was around 3. I was born in Saudi, my parents lived there for about 3 years working as doctors. Then the cold-war started getting pretty bad and We immigrated to America
(Move this convo the the never-ending-thread. This is useless spam in here.)
Quote from: virtuoso on December 01, 2005, 01:37:29 AM
BTW, beautiful avatar, dodger ; )
Great ennit? :) Not as beautiful as you
Anima :-*
So...back to riddles.
I am round. I am used in many sports. I am kicked, hit and thrown. I am a slang term for a testicle.
First person to solve it gets 200 points!
Ball? :)
Well done! You get 200 points!!!!
Next riddle:
People walk on it every day. It has thousands of sharp green blades. It gets eaten by cows and sheep. What is it?
The sky!....Damn thats not it......GRASS!
Yay! Another 200 points! Dodger is winning!
Next riddle:
I have a face, but cannot talk. I have legs, but cannot walk. I have hands, but no fingers. What am I?
(Two possible answers)
Me. I am the answer.
clock
Quote from: Bakster on December 01, 2005, 10:42:21 PM
Yay! Another 200 points! Dodger is winning!
Next riddle:
I have a face, but cannot talk. I have legs, but cannot walk. I have hands, but no fingers. What am I?
(Two possible answers)
Is it a clock? I don't kow what else...
It cant be a clock, it doesnt make sense.
How can five subtract two equal four?
a clock with to little legs on it (like nickelodion clocks)
Ults got it right! 200 poinst!
I'd say the second answer is even harder to get, so a massive 500 points is at stake!
a statue with its fingers left out
That could be possible, but it wasn't one I was thinking of. Take half a point.
a mask a mummy some dead guy uhhhh a video game character
I want a half point! I'm gonna guess a dead guy that died b/c someone chopped his fingers off and he bled to death! Yay!
im in secound place now with 11 points 1 more and i pass hafer
Quote from: The_Gu3st on December 03, 2005, 07:10:58 PM
I want a half point! I'm gonna guess a dead guy that died b/c someone chopped his fingers off and he bled to death! Yay!
Yay! 500 points!!!!!!
I was thinking of a person who had his throat damaged in a war so he couldn't talk, his fingers were blown off, and he uses a wheelchair but still has legs.
You were close enough.
Can we have some proper riddles that I can give real bullshit answers to now? :)
ok bakster stop u get 1 its only 1 point so nopw im giving dodger a chance to post ur up man
dodger post a riddle or pass
dam u ults, sneekin up on me points wise while i cant answer >:(
i ahve 10 u have 10 and a half i need jsut 1 more point now som1 post a dam riddle except for bakster
k this is a computer character thing a ma bob and its an animal and funny
i have yellow eyes
i have a pissed off attitude
i am evil
hafer u miss ur a dum fuk
Quote from: ultswordsman on December 06, 2005, 01:27:44 PM
i have yellow eyes
i have a pissed off attitude
i am evil
:o Wow ults, you may need some medical attention! I've never heard of a human with yellow eyes! Maybe you're an alien? It would explain your lack of spelling abilities...
And they offer anger management courses for your "pissed off attitude" and "evil"-ness.
Bakster was thinking of the war hero from "One" by metallica
Destroyed by a landmine and in loss of all his motor skills and senses.
I think thats what that answer was based on.
His brother came into the hospital and put him out of his misery, but he ended up with a murder charge for it.
4 the 10th time foamy
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Oh man, that poor guest is going to get 65 pages worth of riddles.
Damn you! I was just about to post that! I had the SS ready and everything :D
He's gonna find he has no paper left...in 24 hours when the printing stops..
<edit> BTW you hosted that really badly..
pssh! Your face hosted that really bad!
Uhhhh.....*smiles and nods*
My neck aches... :(
there, I made it better... kinda...
Hmmm....If by better you mean.....not....better.........Then yeah!
Fine why dont you post it Mr. I can post things better than The_Guest!
good haer if u didnt get that id kill u
Quote from: Slayer_Z on December 06, 2005, 11:28:39 PM
Bakster was thinking of the war hero from "One" by metallica
Destroyed by a landmine and in loss of all his motor skills and senses.
I think thats what that answer was based on.
His brother came into the hospital and put him out of his misery, but he ended up with a murder charge for it.
I didn't, even though Metallica OWN. That video is disturbing, but the guitar solo Pwnz0rizedUBERPLOZirhgrwkjyTHEOJWROURhaskjfasdhgjtfrwyiuorz.
Bakster's childhood memories
I once ate an earthworm!!!!! It didn't taste very nice, and I could feel it wriggling in my mouth before I swallowed it. Should teach them to try and strangle me!!
riddle som1 any1 make a riddle
I leave ye with a riddle
...I'm hard yet soft, I'm coloured yet clear...I'm fruity and sweet, I am jelly... ...What am I?
;)
Muse upon it further! For I shall return!
anima, dodger, 1 of u change ur avatar, thats the only way i tell you guys apart (who wants 2 read?)
Same here. But it was my Avatar first! I found it! Anima copied me >:(
whatever riddle now
The seeded fruit, that is often mistooken for a vegetable.
Red in colour and fleshy within...But beware of the pips!
Apple?!?! Watermelon?!?!"£?!"^?q73
ummm a apple or a derinded watermelon or a cherry or a berry
tomatos ;D
LoL! You guys are stupid...
The answer is a red balloon filled with human flesh and seeds.
They call it the tomato!
The Wikipedia Damn Hard Fact Hunt
Will Smith saved me on 4 July. Founding year will find the one who beat the Austrians. First go for Mummy, then for Daddy, and go to his home in London. What was surrounding the statue, and when did they evolved... the name derivation will lead to the first true what?
3 pointer
Whaaa? ???
Didn't Will Smith save the world on the 4th of July?
Other than that.....thats damn hard!
Hmm, true. I meant the USA.
Huh? The answer was USA?
And he didn't technically save the world on the 4th of July either...it wasn't until the 6th ( ???) that they figured how to take out the aliens...
Nope, the film started on July 2nd, and climaxed 2 days later on July 4th.
& imho it was quite obvious that Will & Jeff saved 'The USA + a few other (very grateful to the USA) countries'
can i join in? this looks fun.
A man was looking at a wire that was one hundred meters long, but he did not know how long it was. Using just your eyes, how do you know how long it is?
How do I know or how does that man know? B/c if you're asking me how I know, its b/c you told me...
good job gu3st
O---Kay...
...er wait... I got that right?... :o
Uhm...alrighty... too bad hafer isnt here to update the score.
ya, u did
where is he? u could do it if hes not gonna
ill do score....
ults 11
dodger 10
the guest 7 and a half
slayer_z 4
willie 4
parsley 3
spongerbob 2 and a half
bakster 2
You suck at the score.
It's..
Ults - 11
Dodger - 10
The_Guest - 7 ½
Slayer_Z - 4
Willie - 4
Parsley - 3
Spongebob - 2 ½
Bakster - 2
You spelt spongebob wrong by the way ;)
Haha! Spongerbob!
whoops ;D
some1 post a riddle, i only need 12 more points :D
OK, here's a riddle:
Three eggs were wandering through the forest. Suddenly, a net flies over one of them and the egg is dragged off, put into a van which drives away.
One of the eggs says 'That's a poached egg!!!!!!!!!'
Thought that was funny? Here's more:
The two remaining eggs crossed a road. Unfortunately, one of them got crushed by a lorry.
The surviving egg says 'That's a scrambled egg!!!!!'
LOL!!!
..
..
Oh wait...that wasn't a riddle. Sorry, I have none.
You just posted that here so you could put two jokes in one day ;D
No, I just thought of a lame joke in my head and decided to post it before I forgot.
how does five minus two equal four?
How?
5-2=4
Simple.
Two spheres lying on a wooden plank, both the same weight. One is empty, one is full. Tell me how to pick the full one to win 1 full point.
Pick both of them up. One of them must be the full one. You have succeeded in picking the full one. 1 point, please ;D
Here's a riddle I created. It was New Year's Eve, and I was lying in bed, dreading the thought of going to church the following morning. So, naturally, I devised a way of killing myself, and somehow a riddle theme slipped in.
Without further ado, my riddle:
You are standing in a room, with no gaps, doors, openings or windows, and no method of escape. All four walls, the ceiling and the floor are indestructable. The room is 20 metres long, 10 metres wide and 5 metres tall.
You are standing in the approximate centre of the room, with only your undergarments on. At this present moment, the room is completely empty (except for you). At full standing height, you are exactly 2m tall.
Suddenly, at the long ends of the room, the walls peel back to reveal another wall, completely covered with 1 metre long spikes. These indestructable spikes are coated with a Chemical X. When this Chemical X touches your skin, you die instantly (a negligible amount of time). The walls that have the spikes attached move at a rate of 1 metre per minute (1mpm).
5 minutes after these spikes appeared, toxic gas is released from each corner of the room. It will reach the middle of the room in 2 minutes 30 seconds, and will take a minute to kill after being inhaled.
Finally, 1 minute after the gas is released, extremely hot flames light up on the ceiling. The tendrils of the flame reach down half a metre, after that the flames are no longer deadly. The ceiling moves downwards at a rate of 1mpm. Once the "deadly" part of the flames make contact with you, you will die in 30 seconds regardless of what happens.
Provided you stall death for as long as possible, two of the 'killers' will cause you death at the same time. All I need is, which item doesn't kill you in the 'optimum time'. And what is the optimum time that you can stay alive for?
2 points to the winner
NOTE: Do not consider length/width of your body. Assume that you have no width or length, just height (To make my riddle go smoothly :P)
I can also provide a hint (only 1 point awarded if I reveal the hint)
P.S. Might not have been calculated very well by myself ;D
FIVE minus Two (letters....F&E) leaves you with IV ; roman numeral 4
Do my riddle! N00bs
7 mins, 30 secs, and the spikes dont kill you
Well...incorrect...my answer is different.
i just noticed this topic only has 22 posts till 1000, so i decided to finish it off. from now on, riddles count as 3 points each.
i got a good one for u all to start us off:
Clyde Stevenson just bought a brand new house. Everything in it was state of the art; the refrigerator was stainless steel, the ovens were electric, even the windows were built to only open from the inside. Clyde was a very nervous man, and always kept his house locked up, especially this one, since it was new.
Clyde decided, since he bought a nice new house, he might as well break it in and plan a barbeque. He went to the store and bought some steaks, wine (it was his first party), and other things that he saw fit. He set the table, had the steaks marinating, and then began calling his friends to come over. He invited Stan, Eric, Helen and Pete.
They all came over and Clyde started the steaks. He finished grilling the steaks, and then broke open the wine and they started to eat. They talked about sports, the news, and gossiped about people in town. After a while, Stan started to get a little tipsy and was getting a little rude. Clyde asked him to settle down, in a civil matter, but Stan got furious and tried to fight. After quite a brawl, they got a taxi for Stan and everyone left.
The next day at 10:00 A.M., the police got a call that Clyde had been murdered. When the police arrived on the scene, they found Stan and Helen. The police officer decided to question them both at the station, to get the story straight.
When the officer questioned Stan, he said, "I was talking to Helen on the phone when I told her I should go over to Clyde's to apologise. (Stan told the officer what happened last night) She said that she should come with me in case things got heated again, and I said that was fine. I got there about ten minutes after Helen did, and I noticed that the front door was locked. I decided to look through a window to see if they were there, when I saw Helen, blood soaked, tossing a knife into the sink. I quickly opened the window and crawled through, and called the police. Helen killed Clyde."
When the officer questioned Helen she said, "Stan called me and told me to meet him at Clyde's so he could apologise about last night. (She also told the story about what happened) I get there about ten minutes faster than Stan, so I decided to wait in the car for him. After a while, I got bored so I decided to go in and tell Clyde what was going to happen. I noticed the door was wide open, and I thought that was strange because Clyde is a very nervous man. So, I rang the doorbell, walked in, and locked the door, because I know that Clyde always wants the door locked. I saw Clyde lying on the floor with stab wounds. I grabbed him to see if he was alive, but he was dead. I went into the kitchen to call the police when I saw Stan in the other room saying that I killed him, and that he had called the police."
The officer put them in different jail cells and decided to look over the crime scene. He searched the entire area and discovered who murdered Clyde. Who was it and why?
Quote from: haferhole1 on January 18, 2006, 07:33:23 AM
When the officer questioned Stan, he said, "I was talking to Helen on the phone when I told her I should go over to Clyde's to apologise. (Stan told the officer what happened last night) She said that she should come with me in case things got heated again, and I said that was fine. I got there about ten minutes after Helen did, and I noticed that the front door was locked. I decided to look through a window to see if they were there, when I saw Helen, blood soaked, tossing a knife into the sink. I quickly opened the window and crawled through, and called the police. Helen killed Clyde."
im guessing it was stan who killed clyde because the windows could only be opened from the inside so he mustve been lying about opening it to get in.
good job, and welcome to the game. i c ur new, so if u didnt already read in post 1, now you post a riddle and we try to guess it
Hm, that riddle was pretty easy, I thought you had made a typo about the window because it seemed so simple ;)
i didnt write it, i got it from a site (notice the good grammer/spelling), and i didnt know u guys would get it so fast.
*pouts* Nobody will get the answer to my riddle of genius!! *pout pout* :'(
That's because it's a loser riddle.
It's a loser riddle because everybody loses when trying to solve it!!!
no, im pretty sure its just a bad riddle, because i was like 99% sure i got it right. i think u dont have the right answer
can someone post a new riddle?
I would do, but you all suck. :'(
"Rupert Brown's radio was blaring loud enough to wake the dead!" said Betty Beety. "Anyway, I went over to give him a piece of my mind. When I arrived there, I found his front door open, with his feet sticking out!"
"Must have been quite a shock," Lieutenant Georgeton said.
"Not as big a shock as when I walked in and saw that he had been plugged between the eyes!"
"Oh my," Georgeton agreed. "Now tell me Mrs. Beety, did you see or hear anything else?"
"Nope, I just flicked off the radio and hightailed it back here to call you folks."
Georgeton glowered. "You shouldn't have touched the radio, Mrs. Beety."
Georgeton returned to Rupert Brown's trailer and found Sergeant Sprott standing out front with two women. "Lieutenant, this is Allison and Maggie White. They live just across the way. Allison just got home a few moments ago but--"
"I saw the killer," Maggie blurted. "Plain as day."
"What?! You didn't tell me that!" exclaimed Allison.
"I didn't have a chance, with the police being here."
"What happened?!" Allison demanded.
"Well..." Maggie began. "That woman was running from Rupert's place. I had gone into the kitchen to get a snack, and I just happened to peek out the window to look across at Rupert's and there she was-- running out his door." She sobbed into a pink hanky.
Georgeton patted her shoulder. "If you mean Betty Beety, then I've already talked with her."
"Did she tell you about throwing the murder weapon in the trash can?"
"What?" Georgeton was stunned.
"I saw her. She stopped at Rupert's trash can and threw something in."
"You saw her throw in a gun?"
"She threw in something."
Sergeant Sprott crossed to the trash can and leaned all the way in. He did indeed find a recently fired gun right on top. He told Georgeton about his findings.
Georgeton turned to Maggie again. "You referred to Brown by his first name, were you two friends?"
She nodded. "We broke up last night. He just couldn't be faithful to one woman and--"
"He was a heel!" snapped Allison. "Gave you nothing but heartache."
"So the two of you broke up, eh?" Georgeton asked.
"Yes, but I'm not lying about what I saw. The woman threw something in his trash can!"
"How about the gunshot, ma'am, did you hear it?"
"No, I--" Tears streamed down her cheeks.
"Now look what you've done!" Allison snapped. "Of course she didn't hear the gunshot, his radio was too loud! But she did see the killer."
Georgeton turned to Sprott. "You stay here with these two. I'm going to have another talk with Mrs. Beety."
* * * * * * *
"It was just a couple tissues!" Mrs. Beety sobbed. "That's all I threw in the can. When I saw him shot like that....I- I got queasy, and I saw a tissue dispenser. So I grabbed a couple to cover my mouth..."
* * * * * * *
"I'll check the can for tissues," Sprott said to Georgeton when he got back from Mrs. Beety's trailer.
"Go right ahead. But it's not gonna prove anything," Georgeton replied. "She could have thrown both the gun and the tissues in."
"But then we're at dead end!"
Georgeton smiled grimly. "Wrong. The killer slipped up. Killers usually do."
Whom does Lieutenant Georgeton suspect?
alison because she got so mean
lieutenant georgeton suspects himself of killing Rupert Brown after remembering he was drunk that night and he remembers dressing up as betty beaty
Quote from: dragon13 on January 20, 2006, 03:02:21 AM
lieutenant georgeton suspects himself of killing Rupert Brown after remembering he was drunk that night and he remembers dressing up as betty beaty
umm, no. nice try though ;D
Quote from: ultswordsman on January 20, 2006, 01:47:57 AM
alison because she got so mean
well, u got the right person, but the wrong reason
allison because she was so snaughty and she wanted them to leave and she acted frustrated and things
QuoteAllison snapped. "Of course she didn't hear the gunshot, his radio was too loud! But she did see the killer."
Ummm....here she is confident that her friend saw the killer, but a few liones before she hadn't told her?
Umm....something to do with the radio? Allison says the radio was too loud, but betty turns it off before she leaves Rupert's house....
ur close, bur ur mising 1 big detail. ill give ya a hint, what your looking 4 is somewhere is in here:
Quote from: eddie on January 20, 2006, 01:06:01 AM
Georgeton returned to Rupert Brown's trailer and found Sergeant Sprott standing out front with two women. "Lieutenant, this is Allison and Maggie White. They live just across the way. Allison just got home a few moments ago but--"
"I saw the killer," Maggie blurted. "Plain as day."
"What?! You didn't tell me that!" exclaimed Allison.
"I didn't have a chance, with the police being here."
"What happened?!" Allison demanded.
"Well..." Maggie began. "That woman was running from Rupert's place. I had gone into the kitchen to get a snack, and I just happened to peek out the window to look across at Rupert's and there she was-- running out his door." She sobbed into a pink hanky.
and hurry up, only 5 more posts till its only worth 1 point again
and i thought i would point out the riddle, worth 10 points (check the wish courupter thread)
If you use a certain formula on 13, you end up with 7.
Under the same formula, 2352 becomes 16, 246 becomes 14, 700 turns into 16, and 1030 becomes 14.
What would 9304 become?
just message me ur answers for it
Okay....Then because Allison only got home a few moments ago, how did she know that the radio was really loud? Because she was there!!!
Alison gets distressed when Maggie says she saw the killer. And she "just got home a few moments ago".
What is 'plugged between the eyes'? Doesn't sound like a gunshot, which suggests someone has been lying :o
Only 113 replies to go before you pass the lonely never-ending thread :(
I miss that thread, it was fun to post random things in it.
112
POST #1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY THREAD ROCKS!!!! only 111 till my thread becomes the #1 reply thread! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
anyways, so ya, go team
o, and dont deleat your posts (guest), this is the 1000th post in this thread, no matter what you do.
o, and in case i forgot o mention it, each game is 1000 posts. Dodger, congrats. read post #1 to find out your prize. also, u got last riddle right, start us off with somethin good!
Quote from: Dodger on January 21, 2006, 10:15:00 AM
Okay....Then because Allison only got home a few moments ago, how did she know that the radio was really loud? Because she was there!!!
gj, 3 points, since u answered it before the 1000 post mark
Whoaaa I OWN. But I don't need points, guest would just whine that I'm catching him up. ;)
Wait for me to make up a new riddle....
Quote from: haferhole1 on January 22, 2006, 05:07:11 AM
POST #1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY THREAD ROCKS!!!! only 111 till my thread becomes the #1 reply thread! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
o, and dont deleat your posts (guest), this is the 1000th post in this thread, no matter what you do.
lol, I didnt realize there was a competition, I just wanted a thread to get to 1000 replies. But iif there is a competition then
Mine got it first.
It has more views and replies than any other thread.
My thread was cooler.
You're fat.
And I wasnt planning on deleting posts in this thread, but I could make 3 racial remarks to get it locked :P
Quote
lol, I didnt realize there was a competition
yes. yes there is
Quote
Mine got it first.
It has more views and replies than any other thread.
My thread was cooler.
so what if urs was 1st?
and mines gettin there.Â
urs sucked ass
Quote
You're fat.
:-[
Quote from: The_Gu3st on January 22, 2006, 10:14:58 PM
And I wasnt planning on deleting posts in this thread, but I could make 3 racial remarks to get it locked :P
oh ya? well if YOU do THAT, then ILL... umm... probobly go cry in the corner :(
just messin w/ ya, i do miss the random posts, like if i found somethin funny/cool online, i just post it there. u should make another 1
What is extremely ugly and stupid, but plays a strategy game?
;D
bakster or me
yeah I'm gonna hafta agree with ults here and say thats its ults. Good to see you're finally admitting to your ugly-ness and retarded-ness
Come here goddy goddy, want a peanut?
oo oo what you gonna do now? Smite me?? Well smite me already!! Hahaha...
1 point to ults! The answer was baks...ermmm...ults!
first 1 to fiqure these facts out about west virgina gets 4 points..........
1 nick name
2 when did it become a state what number state
3. state motto
4state song
5 state bird
6 state flower
7. state tree
8.state animal
9 state fish
10. what are the state colors (2)
11. state capitol
12sq miles area what size among states
13 5 states it borders
15 howd it get its name
16 two interesting facts
Quote from: ultswordsman on January 25, 2006, 02:53:25 AM
first 1 to fiqure these facts out about west virgina gets 4 points..........
1 nick name
2 when did it become a state what number state
3. state motto
4state song
5 state bird
6 state flower
7. state tree
8.state animal
9 state fish
10. what are the state colors (2)
11. state capitol
12sq miles area what size among states
13 5 states it borders
15 howd it get its name
16 two interesting facts
1. heheheh....nahh it's too obvious to be funny. ;)
2. 9:30 this morning.
3. "One Big Happy Family... Really!" ;)
4. "Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?"
--------> The rest are all boring.
That's 4 points for Dodger :P
nope wrong
hahahahah
Stupid states. Why do they have so much bullshit?
What will a state animal, song, flower do for anyone? NOTHING!
I like how you put '2 interesting facts' at the end. Lmao.
1. Da Viggy of da West
2. 1956
3. "Ermm...we love you all!"
4. "Laaa la la LAAAAA"
5. Condor with a Broken Wing
6. Hypacarrinthus with a missing petal
7. That big bush thing in the park.
8. Common Small Eared Large Winged Bat
9. Mackerel with extra grease
10. Yellow and Light Orange.
11. West Virginia City
12. 200miles squared
13. Kentucky, Washington, the other state, whatchamacallit and...Texas
15. A Virgin founded it, and since the location was in the west of america...
16. West Virginia hosted the first ever sausage dog racing competition! A dog called 'Porky' won in a close finish!
West Virginia is the only state to be spelt as it is.
serious som1 research it
Ult's should have known that no-one would take his riddle seriously. And I use the word riddle loosely. ;D
Loosly like his state Virginia? ;)
lol i was trying to make u all do my history homework but now time for a real riddle i am both big and small i move quite fast you do not want to touch me what am i
Quote from: The_Gu3st on January 26, 2006, 01:18:15 AM
Loosly like his state Virginia? ;)
lmao ;D
Please don't go back to writing the multi answerable riddles again. They suck...Give us a proper riddle.
fine.......
theres a short skinny man in a room and he was murdered what killed him.....
there is a noose there is a gun with no bullets there is also an axe a coil of rope and a ladder and a tall man
The short skinny man killed himself.
close bakster has half of it he was suicidal but how did he die
*Yawn* He climbed up the ladder, and hung himself using the
rope / noose from the
rafters / top rung of ladder.
Or he could have shot himself with the gun, using all the bullets.
Quotehe was murdered what killed him
Quotehe was suicidal
If he was 'murdered' then he wasn't suicidal.
And that was hardly a riddle.
He ate himself. Duh.
lol ill give ya the answer he went to hang himself with the ladder but the ladder fell on him crushing him and killing him
Here's a riddle:
I went to the shop one day and bought some chocolate. I ate the chocolate, and got beat up by thugs who wanted that chocolate. They made me throw up my chocolate, and they licked all the vomit and left. The next day, I went to the shop one day and bought some chocolate. I ate the chocolate, and got beat up by thugs who wanted that chocolate. They made me throw up my chocolate, and they licked all the vomit and left. The next day, I went to the shop one day and bought some chocolate. I ate the chocolate, and got beat up by thugs who wanted that chocolate. They made me throw up my chocolate, and they licked all the vomit and left. The next day, I went to the shop one day and bought some chocolate. I ate the chocolate, and got beat up by thugs who wanted that chocolate. They made me throw up my chocolate, and they licked all the vomit and left. The next day, I went to the shop one day and bought some chocolate. I ate the chocolate, and got beat up by thugs who wanted that chocolate. They made me throw up my chocolate, and they licked all the vomit and left. The next day, I went to the shop one day and bought some chocolate. I ate the chocolate, and got beat up by thugs who wanted that chocolate. They made me throw up my chocolate, and they licked all the vomit and left. The next day, I went to the shop one day and bought some chocolate. I ate the chocolate, and got beat up by thugs who wanted that chocolate. They made me throw up my chocolate, and they licked all the vomit and left. The next day, I went to the shop one day and bought some chocolate. I ate the chocolate, and got beat up by thugs who wanted that chocolate. They made me throw up my chocolate, and they licked all the vomit and left. The next day...I *falls asleep*
The only sentence in the entire thing that makes sense is first sentence.
The next day, I went to the shop one day...
:P
I realised that, but couldn't be bothered changing it.
Why don't the other sentences make sense? With the thugs and the chocolate and the vomit??
Cuz I fucking said so!! :Slap:
...somebody make a new riddle
The great archaeologist Mark Spot was digging in totally frozen ground when he came across a preserved body. As soon as he saw the body he knew that it had to be Adam, the first man. How could he be so sure of this?
I have no solution, it's the same website I got the 'Stupid Questions' from.. ;D
he was beacuse he buried him there
I think I know the answer. Ults, you're wrong.
because he had a pic of him because he found his idea because he was dead
Quotebecause he had a pic of him because he found his idea because he was dead
A picture of Adam?? The First man? pfft Dumbass.
Tell us your answer Bakster, so we can prove it's wrong :P
Adam obviously woke up and told him. Duh.
Gosh, you guys are idiots. Easiest riddle ever.
Well at least that makes more sense than Ult's answers. :).
but how i mean he was frozen solid hed have to unfreeze like 6 inches of ice then get un froze in his body so he could say hi im adam
Quote from: ultswordsman on January 31, 2006, 12:10:55 AM
because he found his idea because he was dead
What does this mean anyway?
His body was completely naked except the preserved leaves/plants covering his you-know-whats.
:D
1 point to me!
<3 Haferhole.
Come back soon buddy.
<3 u 2 guest
ok, im gonna give u guys a riddle and im gonna check hereevery once and a while to c ults' crazy wrong answers, and if u need it, give u guys a hint
A woman and her daughter go to Europe for vacation. They check in at the hotel, register, and then go into separate rooms to sleep. The mother sleeps late, and when she wakes she goes to her daughter's room to wake her up. She knocks, and nobody answers. She turns the knob and to her surprise it is unlocked. She goes inside and finds nobody. She notices the room is very clean though. She goes downstairs, glances at the registry, and to her shock her daughter's name is nowhere to be seen! When she asks the clerk about her daughter, the clerk says she (the mother) did not come in with any other person!
What happened to her daughter?
damit, if only i saw that flight plan movie!
Is this a 'guess the right answer' riddle?
Quote from: haferhole1 on February 16, 2006, 07:21:48 AM
<3 u 2 guest
ok, im gonna give u guys a riddle and im gonna check hereevery once and a while to c ults' crazy wrong answers, and if u need it, give u guys a hint
A woman and her daughter go to Europe for vacation. They check in at the hotel, register, and then go into separate rooms to sleep. The mother sleeps late, and when she wakes she goes to her daughter's room to wake her up. She knocks, and nobody answers. She turns the knob and to her surprise it is unlocked. She goes inside and finds nobody. She notices the room is very clean though. She goes downstairs, glances at the registry, and to her shock her daughter's name is nowhere to be seen! When she asks the clerk about her daughter, the clerk says she (the mother) did not come in with any other person!
What happened to her daughter?
During the night, an invader from another dimension came........etc
Quote from: eddie on February 16, 2006, 07:29:45 AM
damit, if only i saw that flight plan movie!
i havnt seen it eather, so i dont know if this is the same or not
Quote from: Bakster on February 16, 2006, 06:43:30 PM
During the night, an invader from another dimension came........etc
no, its nothing like that
Quote from: Dodger on February 16, 2006, 12:50:19 PM
Is this a 'guess the right answer' riddle?
kinda, im just waiting for someone to shout a random answer they think is wrong, but really is almost it
is it that she was so drunk that she and her daughter got their own rooms and the daughter left but she thought they had the same rooms
The daughter is invisible to everyone except the mother. She ran away at night because the mother is an evil hag. The clerk didn't see her enter or exit for reasons I have already explained.
You can't tell me this is wrong, it is a perfectly logical answer to the question (except the invisibility part ;) )
Ummm....She forgot that her daughter hasn't been born yet! (she is pregnant).
:D
i talked 2 hafer 2day and he told me answer, so i can tell u are both wrong, theres no invisability
and the daughter IS born, and loves her mom.
he said if u guys havnt gotten it yet, give u a hint, but im gonna give you 2.
first off: The clerk is lieing
eh, on second thought im gonna wait to give u the second 1 for if u dont get it soon
good luck
the clerk kidnapped the daughter or the daughter was eating down stairs or room service kidnapped her or she was in the bathroom or she was walking behind her mom the whole time or...(ill get more answers later)
nope, the hotel didnt kidnap her
am i getting close? oh heres a new answer she was stuck on the ceiling so the mom didnt see her
how about this: she was there when they walked in and the hotel and the mom knew it. now, what you need to figure out is why the hotel is lieing, and where the daughter is
hehehe The hotel clerk is lying because the girl is in his room, where she spent the night ;)
I told him that! It's right, isn't it?
You told who that?
nope not right. they are pretending the daughter never came to the hotel
They found out she was a secret spy for the CIA so they kidnapped her....obviously they lied to the mother about this.
The mother is schizophrenic?
OR
The hotel employees lied because they have been hanging around Silencer too much ;)
Quote from: Bakster on February 18, 2006, 09:15:22 PM
They found out she was a secret spy for the CIA so they kidnapped her....obviously they lied to the mother about this.
Quote from: haferhole1 on February 18, 2006, 01:48:58 AM
nope, the hotel didnt kidnap her
Quote from: The_Gu3st on February 19, 2006, 02:52:59 AM
The mother is schizophrenic?
i dont know what that word means, so no
Quote from: The_Gu3st on February 19, 2006, 02:52:59 AM
The hotel employees lied because they have been hanging around Silencer too much ;)
lol
ok, i found a site with some good riddles, so im gonna bring this back. and since we cant edit posts, fuck points. just post when u want
and about the riddle:
Quote from: haferhole1 on February 16, 2006, 07:21:48 AM
A woman and her daughter go to Europe for vacation. They check in at the hotel, register, and then go into separate rooms to sleep. The mother sleeps late, and when she wakes she goes to her daughter's room to wake her up. She knocks, and nobody answers. She turns the knob and to her surprise it is unlocked. She goes inside and finds nobody. She notices the room is very clean though. She goes downstairs, glances at the registry, and to her shock her daughter's name is nowhere to be seen! When she asks the clerk about her daughter, the clerk says she (the mother) did not come in with any other person!
What happened to her daughter?
this riddle was kinda gay. she had a desease, died of it, and the hotel didnt want anyone to know, so they covered it up
im gonna post actual riddles, unlike ults' unguessable riddles and hafers insainly hard ones
NEW RIDDLE:
I'm a verbal acrobat.
Flip me forwards, backwards, and upside down.
While you're at it, why don't you have lunch?
What am I?
Ok. I have a riddle.
There is this guy, who meets this kid, and only the kid can see him, but he doesn't realise that it's only the kid who can see him. Plus he's got some blood on the back of his shirt, but you can't see it. And the kid is one of those quite annoying cutesy child actors who everyone half hopes will fall into a spiral of failure-induced drug abuse in his teenage years. And the guy looks like the kind of person who would find it hard to die 8).
What's wrong with him? Why can't he see other people?! ???
He see's dead people...
Quote from: eddie on March 06, 2006, 08:31:46 AM
this riddle was kinda gay. she had a desease, died of it, and the hotel didnt want anyone to know, so they covered it up
ur kinda gay, should get a desease, die of it, and since the.. umm hotel doesnt want anyone to know, they should cover it up... ya...
Quote from: eddie on March 06, 2006, 08:31:46 AM
NEW RIDDLE:
I'm a verbal acrobat.
Flip me forwards, backwards, and upside down.
While you're at it, why don't you have lunch?
What am I?
i cant beleave no one got this, its the word NOON
new riddle:
A potato's key tool, I have all the power.
I am generally used on the half or full hour.
If my cells were deceased or lost or the such,
My partner would only respond to your touch.
What am I?
Quote from: eddie on March 06, 2006, 08:31:46 AM
ok, i found a site with some good riddles
eddies an idiot, hes using the same site i was
anyone gonna guess? hafer told me answer
Quote from: haferhole1 on March 10, 2006, 10:41:31 AM
ur kinda gay, should get a desease, die of it, and since the.. umm hotel doesnt want anyone to know, they should cover it up... ya...
ouch, that hurt. real bad. [/sarcasm]
Quote from: haferhole1 on March 10, 2006, 10:41:31 AM
eddies an idiot, hes using the same site i was
ur not the president of it, and i found it!... second... making it mine! i declare it so
*brings active threads back 2 top
Dog and bone me for PC Plod.
(Upside down I'm an evil sod)
Take my last and flip my middle.
(This thing you'll love to play and twiddle)
Go deep inside to the lower depths.
(You'll notice that there are no steps)
You'll find me waiting here for you.
(Or on the head of one of the SouthPark crew)
Hmmm..Nice Parsley...Did you make that?
Yep, did you get it?
i didnt :(
Is the answer toothpaste?
nope
A hat? ;D
word i dont know/things i didnt understand:
Quote from: Parsley on March 13, 2006, 04:48:48 PM
Dog and bone me for PC Plod.
(Upside down I'm an evil sod)
Take my last and flip my middle.
(This thing you'll love to play and twiddle)
Go deep inside to the lower depths.
(You'll notice that there are no steps)
You'll find me waiting here for you.
(Or on the head of one of the SouthPark crew)
yay, I got it right. The answer is toothpaste.
Dog and Bone is cockney ryming slang for phone.
PC Plod was a policeman from noddy, or it could also be cockney, I'll check.
Okay, PC Plod is Fishing Rod.
Sod is like a british slang insult for a young person.
so riddle means:
call me for fishing rod.
(Upside down I'm an evil young person/i]
Take my last and flip my middle.
(This thing you'll love to play and twiddle)
Go deep inside to the lower depths.
(You'll notice that there are no steps)
You'll find me waiting here for you.
(Or on the head of one of the SouthPark crew)
i dont think im gonna get this 1
lmao ;D
I'l solve it, just give me time...And don't post the answer.
Okay, prod me if you need a clue.
(If you're American, I'm afraid that you won't get the first part :/ )
Didn't I just tell the americans the cockney translation?
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http://zestriddle.fanzine.pl/
It's so hard, even the great Bakster had to resign in defeat. See if you can tackle these unique, non-googleable riddles!
Thank you for your patience.
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How far did you get?
I got very far with your mom last night...
hahahahahahahahahaha your so funny bakster hahahahahahahahahahaha nah im kidding....
Your mom was kidding last night.
I got to the 2nd one and realised they were a boring pointless waste of time, and that I would have to ask help for every single riddle. Those guys on shizmoo got pretty far, though.
heh, I got to the 3rd one...can't figure the riddle.
Your mom couldn't fiddle my riddle last night.
Bloody weirdo.
Your mom was a bloody weirdo last night.
Quote from: The_Guest on April 04, 2006, 01:19:26 AM
And no riddles, its so close to over-taking the never ending thread :'(
riddle time!
Four men sat dawn to play
They played all night till break of day
They played for gold and not for fun
With separate scores for everyone
When they had come to square accounts
They all had made quite fair amounts
Can you the paradox explain
If no one lost, how all could gain?
there was a fifth man that lost all the time and they were on a teamand i have a riddle
you can ask this question many times a day and always get diffrent answers and there is up to 1450 answers to this question what is it
ummmm how are you?
what is a number between 1 and 1450?
Quote from: ultswordsman on April 04, 2006, 09:48:24 PM
ummmm how are you?
Is that a lame attempt at asking your other alias
how he is?
no im guessing at the riddle thing you ahve alright good best great superb bad sad mad angry pissed etc.
I hate poem riddles, especially ones written in crap English...
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 04, 2006, 08:49:35 PM
Four men sat dawn to play
They played all night till break of day
They played for gold and not for fun
With separate scores for everyone
When they had come to square accounts
They all had made quite fair amounts
Can you the paradox explain
If no one lost, how all could gain?
Quote from: Bakster on April 05, 2006, 12:59:21 AM
I hate poem riddles, especially ones written in crap English...
well, i wasnt the 1 who wrote it, if i was, there wouldnt be any capital letters and everything would be spelled worse
Quote from: The_Guest on April 05, 2006, 01:13:00 AM
A legacy ends in 11 posts :'(
im sorry, theres nothing i can do to prevent this, its beyond my power now
Lock the topic ;)
cant, even if i wanted 2 (which i dont), along with removing the edit and delete, we also cant lock our own topics anymore :(
anyways, any1 wanna guess mine?
Your egg hatched! Weird thingy..
cool, hu? im getting a new 1 now :D
My egg will be better than your egg! :P
Yay you guys! I got an egg too!
I mean... a bob. :(
bob sucks!
All these stupid eggs and bobs suck.
DON'T YOU REALISE THAT?
THEY WILL DESTROY THE WORLD WHEN THEY HATCH!! KILL THEM WHILST THEY ARE HARMLESS
Bob is friendly. He like long walks on the beach and his favorite food is marshmallows.
Quote from: The_GuestBob says go kill yourself.
That's very friendly... ::)
RIDDLES IS BEATING THE NEVER ENDING THREAD!!!!
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 07, 2006, 11:16:40 PM
RIDDLES IS BEATING THE NEVER ENDING THREAD!!!!
:'(
I just shed a tear
Quote from: Dodger on April 06, 2006, 04:28:33 PM
My egg will be better than your egg! :P
Your egg takes forever to hatch, how boring.
Quote from: Bakster on April 07, 2006, 11:05:32 PM
That's very friendly... ::)
You're right, bob was very mean so I got rid of him. I needed a better influence in life than him, so I picked someone much nicer.
Quote from: The_Guest on April 10, 2006, 06:33:41 AM
Your egg takes forever to hatch, how boring.
its part of the fun. if we wanted a creature instantly we would just search for "pokemon" on google and post that in sig
Quote from: The_Guest on April 10, 2006, 06:33:41 AM
You're right, bob was very mean so I got rid of him. I needed a better influence in life than him, so I picked someone much nicer.
wiggles is still cooler...
since theres no riddles going, i think im gonna start off with an easy 1
A man is lying dead with a backpack on, face down in the desert. What happened
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 04, 2006, 08:49:35 PM
Four men sat dawn to play
They played all night till break of day
They played for gold and not for fun
With separate scores for everyone
When they had come to square accounts
They all had made quite fair amounts
Can you the paradox explain
If no one lost, how all could gain?
the ansure was a band was playing in a compitition
He died in a parachute jump (forgot to pull the cord)
i think this is a new record, 1st post got it! gj bakster, post away
Suppose you want to send in the mail a valuable object to a friend. You have a box which is big enough to hold the object. The box has a locking ring which is large enough to have a lock attached and you have several locks with keys. However, your friend does not have the key to any lock that you have. You cannot send the key in an unlocked box since it may be stolen or copied. How do you send the valuable object, locked, to your friend - so it may be opened by your friend?
could u tell him the combination to a certain lock?
There are no combinations, just padlocks.
could you run to walgreens and buy 1 for $2? :)
NO
CALM DOWN
How many time can you send it back and forth? Or can you only send it once?
NO
That makes no sense to my question.
You must have posted during my reply to
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 14, 2006, 07:31:06 PM
CALM DOWN
To answer your question:
YES
That still makes no sense. I asked two questions ::)
does my friend have a lock he could send me that i could put on it so he could open?
Sorry, I'm in a giddy mood now after that maddox fire enging :D
You can send it back and forth multiple times.
u didnt answer my question
Send the package locked, have that person attach a different lock on it, that he does have the key to. Then send it back to the original owned, have him take his first lock off, and then resend the package to the receiver, so he can open his own lock.
:P
And i'll pass my turn off to whoever wants to post.
Guest got it right.
And don't ask so many questions next time!!!!
Quote from: Dodger on November 01, 2005, 06:56:15 PM
Pheasant
Ant
Toad
Adder
Rat
Turtle
Leech
Hare
Eel
Lion
Newt
Tiger
That's only 12....I can't see another one....:(
deer
Quote from: haferhole1 on November 01, 2005, 10:20:26 PM
good job, it is a char.
deer wasnt in that word
heres another easy 1
How many squares are in a chessboard?
not as much a riddle as it is a count the squares. although, im sure it will still be several days before i get an answer
here, this is a standered chess bored i pulled off of google u can look at
(http://puzzles.nigelcoldwell.co.uk/images/chess16-2.gif)
Any idiot knows there are 64 squares on a chessboard. But this is a riddle right?
Quote from: Dodger on April 15, 2006, 08:14:53 AM
Any idiot knows there are 64 squares on a chessboard. But this is a riddle right?
u really think it would be that easy? ur not even close
Quote from: Dodger on April 15, 2006, 08:14:53 AM
Any idiot knows there are 64 squares on a chessboard. But this is a riddle right?
That was a stupid answer. Think of the entire board as a whole, that makes 69, plus every slightly larger square, its a pretty high number. My algebra teacher taught me a formula for this, I will try and figure it out again.
Yes I know how to do it, I was just checking.
The formula is
n(n+1)(2n+1)
Sum = ------------
6
N stands for the squares.
So in other words, 8^2 + 7^2 + 6^2....+ 1^2 = 204
gj, u wanna post 1 or u want me 2 post another?
Here's a really long riddle, requires some basic level algebra.
And don't go and google it, it just takes the fun away.
I'm posting 20 question, for every 2 that you answer, you get one point. Person with the most points (out of the 10 possible) posts the next riddle.
1. Take the number of your fingers multiplied by the number of you toes divided by one half and add it to the number of months in a year. What is the total?
2. A mother and father have six sons and each son has one sister. How many people are in that family?
3. Jenn has half the Beanie Babies that Mollie has. Allison has 3 times as many as Jenn. Together they have 72. How many Beanie Babies does each girl have?
4. Kevin is 14 inches taller than George. The difference between Kevin and Richard is two inches less than between Richard and George. Kevin at 6'6" is the tallest. How tall are Richard and George ?
5. A baseball team had just won the championship game and the players wanted to congratulate each other. They began shaking hands, but each player only shook hands with every other player just once. There are, of course, only 9 players on a baseball team. How many times did the players shake hands?
6. A jar has 4 amoebas in it to start. Amoebas split their cells in two ( therefore doubling in size) once every minute. The jar will be completely filled in 10 minutes. How long would it take to fill the same sized jar if had 8 amoebas in it to start?
7. There are 100 golfers in the local match play contest. If a player loses a match, he is immediately eliminated from the contest. How many matches will be played to determine the winner?
8. Two trains are on a head on collision course. The trains are currently 65 miles apart. The north bound train is traveling at 55 miles per hour and the south bound train is traveling at 80 miles per hour. What is the distance between the trains two minutes before they collide?
9. A car travels at a speed of 30 mph over a certain distance, and then returns over the same distance at a speed of 20 mph. What is the average speed for the total trip?
10. A woman has 100 yards of cloth on a single roll, and she wants to divide it into 100 lengths of 1 yard each. It takes her 3 seconds to cut each length. Working non-stop, how long will it take her to cut all 100 pieces?
11. Find a simple method of solving:
6751X + 3249Y = 26751
3249X + 6751Y = 23249
12. Two friends decide to get together; so they start riding bikes towards each other. They plan to meet halfway. Each is riding at 6 MPH. They live 36 miles apart. One of them has a pet carrier pigeon and it starts flying the instant the friends start traveling. The pigeon flies back and forth at 18 MPH between the 2 friends until the friends meet. How far does the pigeon travel?
13. Nick and John were exercising when the subject of weight came up. Nick had no problem telling John his weight, but John said he had more "mass" than he wanted. He wouldn't come right out and reveal his weight; so he told Nick this riddle. " I weigh 147 pounds plus half of my weight," he said. How much does he weigh?
14. A farmer knows that 20 of his hens, housed in 3 coops, will hatch 30 eggs in 18 days. How long will it take 30 hens, housed in 4 coops to hatch the same number of eggs?
15. How can you measure 1 gallon of juice out of a barrel, if all you have available is a 3-gallon and a 5-gallon pitcher?
16. Students at Monty High with a class size under of 30 took a math test. One third of the class got a "B", one quarter a "B-", one sixth a "C", and one eighth failed. The remainder of the students got an "A" How many students got an "A"?
17. When manufacturing bars of soap, the cutting machine produces scraps. The scraps from 11 bars of soap can be made into one extra bar. What is the total number of bars that can be made after cutting 250 bars of soap?
18. Kerry loves dumplings. He can eat 32 of them in an hour. His brother Pete needs 3 hours to eat the same amount. How long will it take them both together to eat 32 dumplings?
19. Joe bought a bag of oranges on Monday, and ate a third of them. On Tuesday he ate half of the remaining oranges. On Wednesday he looked in the bag to find he only had two oranges left. How many oranges were originally in the bag?
20. Joan and Jane are sisters. Jean is Joan's daughter and 12 years younger than her aunt. Joan is twice as old as Jean. Four years ago, Joan was the same age as Jane is now, and Jane was twice as old as her niece. How old is Jean?
1. Either 172 or 212 (depending on if you count the thumb as a finger ;))
2. 7
*yawn the rest are all boring, I'll work it out later if I can be bothered.*
#2 is 9, the parents are people 2
u know what i think? i think guest is just giving us his math homework and saying its a riddle
But now...A proper riddle! Not too difficult. ;)
An electric train is traveling south. There is a wind blowing from the north-west.
In which direction would the smoke from the train be blowing?
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 15, 2006, 08:37:21 AM
u know what i think? i think guest is just giving us his math homework and saying its a riddle
lol
there is no smoke, its electric, unless some1 is smoking out the window, in which case it would go north-north-west
Damn you riddle man!
;D
(http://www.iriddler.com/riddles/puzzles/doors.gif)
You approach two talking doors. One door leads to the City of Truth, while the other door leads to the City of Liars. You do not know which door is which. You are able to ask only one question to determine which door is which. The door that leads to the City of Liars always speaks lies, while the door that leads to the City of Truth always speaks the truth. You want to go to the City of Truth. What question do you ask to determine which door leads to the City of Truth
btw, im only posting that cus its the last 1 im taking from that site. please dont look up the ansir until its ansored
40 BONUS POINTS!!! note:im not taking points anymore since i no longer have edit
Eight and five, last name and given,
We are one six six six even;
The first in cow, the last in oxen
Three in damsel, three in vixen.
Question: What are we called?
i highly dought any one will anser this right without looking it up, so if u need a hint to help you ansare it, ill give it to u
i just realized answer is 1 of the words that you can spell many different ways and it still sounds the same, or close enough
answer
ansure
ansir
ansor
ansar
anser
theres probly more
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 15, 2006, 08:46:49 AM
;D
(http://www.iriddler.com/riddles/puzzles/doors.gif)
You approach two talking doors. One door leads to the City of Truth, while the other door leads to the City of Liars. You do not know which door is which. You are able to ask only one question to determine which door is which. The door that leads to the City of Liars always speaks lies, while the door that leads to the City of Truth always speaks the truth. You want to go to the City of Truth. What question do you ask to determine which door leads to the City of Truth
Ask one of the doors (for simplicity say the door on the right), "Would the other door tell me that this door leads to the City of Truth?"
If he says yes, and is telling the truth that must mean the other door is lying, so the door on the right will lead to the City of Truth.
If he says yes, and is lying, then he is lying about what the other door will say, meaning still that the door on the right will lead to the City of Truth.
If he says no, then the same conditions apply as before, but the door on the left will be the right one. :)
Rather detailed explanation, but that's one of my favorite riddles.
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 15, 2006, 09:01:53 AM
i just realized answer is 1 of the words that you can spell many different ways and it still sounds the same, or close enough
answer
ansure
ansir
ansor
ansar
anser
theres probly more
But all of those spelling are not words ???
Quote40 BONUS POINTS!!! note:im not taking points anymore since i no longer have edit
Eight and five, last name and given,
We are one six six six even;
The first in cow, the last in oxen
Three in damsel, three in vixen.
Question: What are we called?
i highly dought any one will anser this right without looking it up, so if u need a hint to help you ansare it, ill give it to u
Give us a hint then :(
Quote from: Dodger on April 15, 2006, 09:53:21 AM
Ask one of the doors (for simplicity say the door on the right), "Would the other door tell me that this door leads to the City of Truth?"
If he says yes, and is telling the truth that must mean the other door is lying, so the door on the right will lead to the City of Truth.
If he says yes, and is lying, then he is lying about what the other door will say, meaning still that the door on the right will lead to the City of Truth.
If he says no, then the same conditions apply as before, but the door on the left will be the right one. :)
Rather detailed explanation, but that's one of my favorite riddles.
Sorry, just realised this should say left.
1.Imagine u r driving a train.....
Pls feel free 2 write ne of this down....
U go to the first stop and 10 ppl get on this train.....
At the next 5 ppl get off the train and anotha 20 get on....
Anotha 5 get off and 4 get on at the next station....
And at the final station, 2 ppl get off the train and 7 get on...
From all of this can u tell me the name of the driver?
2. This old guy is building a pond it will be a perfectly shaped 10mx10m pond....
On this pond will b lily pads and they will be 1cmx 1cm and they will b set out perfectly....
Now dead in the middle of this pond is a frog sat on the lily pad that is also dead in the middle......
Think about this nxt bit.....
How many lily pads must this frog jump over 2 get to the side?....
Quote from: Dodger on April 15, 2006, 09:53:21 AM
Ask one of the doors (for simplicity say the door on the right), "Would the other door tell me that this door leads to the City of Truth?"
If he says yes, and is telling the truth that must mean the other door is lying, so the door on the right will lead to the City of Truth.
If he says yes, and is lying, then he is lying about what the other door will say, meaning still that the door on the right will lead to the City of Truth.
If he says no, then the same conditions apply as before, but the door on the left will be the right one. :)
Rather detailed explanation, but that's one of my favorite riddles.
gj, i also would have accepted to ask, "what door would you have told me 5 minutes ago?" think about it.
Quote from: Dodger on April 15, 2006, 09:55:34 AM
Give us a hint then :(
One of five, I the only one,
One in cat, two in mitten,
Two are odd, five are even
Seven in all, one in seven.
thats not a new riddle, just an add on to the original 1 to help u guys out
Quote from: SiR gUt on April 15, 2006, 10:28:55 AM
1.Imagine u r driving a train.....
Pls feel free 2 write ne of this down....
U go to the first stop and 10 ppl get on this train.....
At the next 5 ppl get off the train and anotha 20 get on....
Anotha 5 get off and 4 get on at the next station....
And at the final station, 2 ppl get off the train and 7 get on...
From all of this can u tell me the name of the driver?
2. This old guy is building a pond it will be a perfectly shaped 10mx10m pond....
On this pond will b lily pads and they will be 1cmx 1cm and they will b set out perfectly....
Now dead in the middle of this pond is a frog sat on the lily pad that is also dead in the middle......
Think about this nxt bit.....
How many lily pads must this frog jump over 2 get to the side?....
was there a point to all the spaces? c how easily i got rid of them?
well, 1, his name is frank
and 2, dunno, probly easy
u suck
There was a man who in a house that had no windows, doors, or stairs. It was a two story building and he was on the second floor. On the 1st floor there was a piano and on the 2nd floor there was a mirror and a table.
How did he get out?
Quote from: SiR gUt on April 15, 2006, 10:28:55 AM
1.Imagine u r driving a train.....
Pls feel free 2 write ne of this down....
U go to the first stop and 10 ppl get on this train.....
At the next 5 ppl get off the train and anotha 20 get on....
Anotha 5 get off and 4 get on at the next station....
And at the final station, 2 ppl get off the train and 7 get on...
From all of this can u tell me the name of the driver?
The name of the driver is Dodger. :)
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2. This old guy is building a pond it will be a perfectly shaped 10mx10m pond....
On this pond will b lily pads and they will be 1cmx 1cm and they will b set out perfectly....
Now dead in the middle of this pond is a frog sat on the lily pad that is also dead in the middle......
Think about this nxt bit.....
How many lily pads must this frog jump over 2 get to the side?....
Umm...500?
Sorry, didn't notice hafer answered the other riddle
Quote from: SiR gUt on April 15, 2006, 10:46:40 AM
There was a man who in a house that had no windows, doors, or stairs. It was a two story building and he was on the second floor. On the 1st floor there was a piano and on the 2nd floor there was a mirror and a table.
How did he get out?
He broke the table in half, then put the two halves together to make a (w)hole, and escaped through the hole ;)
I haven't read past this post yet, I assume all the questions have already been answered. But I like good puzzles!
1. Take the number of your fingers multiplied by the number of you toes divided by one half and add it to the number of months in a year. What is the total?
212
2. A mother and father have six sons and each son has one sister. How many people are in that family?
9
3. Jenn has half the Beanie Babies that Mollie has. Allison has 3 times as many as Jenn. Together they have 72. How many Beanie Babies does each girl have?
*Gets his pen and paper out and quickly arrives at...*
Jenn has 12
Mollie has 24
Allison has 36
4. Kevin is 14 inches taller than George. The difference between Kevin and Richard is two inches less than between Richard and George. Kevin at 6'6" is the tallest. How tall are Richard and George ?
George = 5'4"
Richard = 5'11"
5. A baseball team had just won the championship game and the players wanted to congratulate each other. They began shaking hands, but each player only shook hands with every other player just once. There are, of course, only 9 players on a baseball team. How many times did the players shake hands?
45
6. A jar has 4 amoebas in it to start. Amoebas split their cells in two ( therefore doubling in size) once every minute. The jar will be completely filled in 10 minutes. How long would it take to fill the same sized jar if had 8 amoebas in it to start?
9 minutes
7. There are 100 golfers in the local match play contest. If a player loses a match, he is immediately eliminated from the contest. How many matches will be played to determine the winner?
99
8. Two trains are on a head on collision course. The trains are currently 65 miles apart. The north bound train is traveling at 55 miles per hour and the south bound train is traveling at 80 miles per hour. What is the distance between the trains two minutes before they collide?
I hate questions like these...
I'm not even gonna bother ;D
9. A car travels at a speed of 30 mph over a certain distance, and then returns over the same distance at a speed of 20 mph. What is the average speed for the total trip?
23 and a third mph
10. A woman has 100 yards of cloth on a single roll, and she wants to divide it into 100 lengths of 1 yard each. It takes her 3 seconds to cut each length. Working non-stop, how long will it take her to cut all 100 pieces?
4 minutes 57 seconds
11. Find a simple method of solving:
6751X + 3249Y = 26751
3249X + 6751Y = 23249
X = 3 and Y = 2
I just did a bit of trial and error ;D
12. Two friends decide to get together; so they start riding bikes towards each other. They plan to meet halfway. Each is riding at 6 MPH. They live 36 miles apart. One of them has a pet carrier pigeon and it starts flying the instant the friends start traveling. The pigeon flies back and forth at 18 MPH between the 2 friends until the friends meet. How far does the pigeon travel?
54 miles
13. Nick and John were exercising when the subject of weight came up. Nick had no problem telling John his weight, but John said he had more "mass" than he wanted. He wouldn't come right out and reveal his weight; so he told Nick this riddle. " I weigh 147 pounds plus half of my weight," he said. How much does he weigh?
294 pounds
14. A farmer knows that 20 of his hens, housed in 3 coops, will hatch 30 eggs in 18 days. How long will it take 30 hens, housed in 4 coops to hatch the same number of eggs?
Pass.
15. How can you measure 1 gallon of juice out of a barrel, if all you have available is a 3-gallon and a 5-gallon pitcher?
Fill the 5 pitcher, then fill the 3 pitcher with the 5 pitcher. Empty the 3 pitcher and pour the 2 gallons that are in the 5 pitcher. 1 gallon is the empty space in the 3 pitcher :D
16. Students at Monty High with a class size under of 30 took a math test. One third of the class got a "B", one quarter a "B-", one sixth a "C", and one eighth failed. The remainder of the students got an "A" How many students got an "A"?
3
17. When manufacturing bars of soap, the cutting machine produces scraps. The scraps from 11 bars of soap can be made into one extra bar. What is the total number of bars that can be made after cutting 250 bars of soap?
274
18. Kerry loves dumplings. He can eat 32 of them in an hour. His brother Pete needs 3 hours to eat the same amount. How long will it take them both together to eat 32 dumplings?
45 minutes
19. Joe bought a bag of oranges on Monday, and ate a third of them. On Tuesday he ate half of the remaining oranges. On Wednesday he looked in the bag to find he only had two oranges left. How many oranges were originally in the bag?
6
20. Joan and Jane are sisters. Jean is Joan's daughter and 12 years younger than her aunt. Joan is twice as old as Jean. Four years ago, Joan was the same age as Jane is now, and Jane was twice as old as her niece. How old is Jean?
16
Wow, was expecting at least half of them to have been attemped... :-\
ok how about we get back on track to every1 ignore baksters and guts .... and hafer post a riddle since you got 1 of guts right
your wrong dodger, he looked in the mirror, saw what he saw, he used the saw, cut the table in half, 2 halfs make a whole, he jumped thru the whole, he played the piano and sang until his voice got hoarse, he jumped on the horse and he rode away
Guest, are you gonna bother awarding me tons of points for my hard work put into your mostly pathetic puzzles?
ignore guts???
atleast I am posting riddles and not pretending to be someone im not.
Quote from: SiR gUt on April 15, 2006, 11:48:52 PM
your wrong dodger, he looked in the mirror, saw what he saw, he used the saw, cut the table in half, 2 halfs make a whole, he jumped thru the whole, he played the piano and sang until his voice got hoarse, he jumped on the horse and he rode away
wow, thats cleaver, bravo :)
here, my riddles still up in the air:
Eight and five, last name and given,
We are one six six six even;
The first in cow, the last in oxen
Three in damsel, three in vixen.
One of five, I the only one,
One in cat, two in mitten,
Two are odd, five are even
Seven in all, one in seven.
Question: What are we called?
and heres another 1 to try:
Parker was hiding under a table. He was frightened, and knew that his brothers were probably already dead. He heard a couple of blasts, then Parker knew he was OK. What happened?
This thread
is dead
What a rap.
Parker was hiding under a table. He was frightened, and knew that his brothers were probably already dead. He heard a couple of blasts, then Parker knew he was OK. What happened?
he was being robbed then som1 killed the robbers
heres a hint, its a very famous story, and parker had 2 brothers
Parker was one of the three little pigs. He had built his house out of brick and the blast was the Wolf trying to blow down the house.
oh im good
Hafer your other one, i'm taking a wild guess
Roman Numerals???
wow gj gut
why thank you ;D
k heres a riddle How many letters are in the alphabet?
11
you buy a box of tiles put around the walls of 2 rooms in your house. When you use rows of 2,3,4,5, or 5, there is always 1 left over. When you use rows of 7, it comes out evenly (perfect). What is the lowest # of tiles that could have come in the box with these outcomes? (hint: higher then 100)
Mathwiz to the rescue!!! 301
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 17, 2006, 08:01:21 PM
you buy a box of tiles put around the walls of 2 rooms in your house. When you use rows of 2,3,4,5, or 5, there is always 1 left over. When you use rows of 7, it comes out evenly (perfect). What is the lowest # of tiles that could have come in the box with these outcomes? (hint: higher then 100)
I don't even understand the question...
neither did i, but thanks 2 mathwiz, i got it right :D
It wanted the lowest number possible that is divisible by 7 and leaves a remainder of 1 if divided by 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.
Basically, it had to end in 1 or 6 to leave a remainder of 1 for 5, but then u know it has to end in 1 so dividing by 2 would get a remainder of 1. Other than that...it's kind of trial and error...it's easy to figure out if 4 will leave a remainder of 1...with 3 you can add up all the digits of the number, and if you get a number 1 greater than a multiple of 3, then it works for 3...6 ain't so hard either.
Oh...I almost forgot...
A mother has two sons. They both ask her for money so they can buy some candy. One son finished his chores on time, so the mother gives him 15 cents. To the other son, who finished his chores only after the mother scolded him, the mother gives 10 cents.
What time is it?
Quote from: MathWiz20 on April 17, 2006, 10:50:48 PM
Oh...I almost forgot...
A mother has two sons. They both ask her for money so they can buy some candy. One son finished his chores on time, so the mother gives him 15 cents. To the other son, who finished his chores only after the mother scolded him, the mother gives 10 cents.
What time is it?
one apple + two bananas - 25 cents = 4 'o' clock
2
Dodger, wtf are you talking about? Where did the apple and banana come from?
think about it
God, it's sooo obvious. :P
It's 23:02 GMT at the time I press 'Post'
Quote from: Bakster on April 18, 2006, 12:34:35 AM
It's 23:02 GMT at the time I press 'Post'
Lol not what I meant...what time is it at the time of the situation I described?
How are we supposed to know? You never specified, and there is no way of finding out.
u guys are retarded, i posted this riddle earlier, even know it was near the begining of the thread. its 1:45
the mother gave the boys a total of 25 cents: a quarter, and she split in between 2 boys. so its a quarter to 2 AKA 1:45
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 18, 2006, 01:16:59 AM
u guys are retarded, i posted this riddle earlier, even know it was near the begining of the thread. its 1:45
the mother gave the boys a total of 25 cents: a quarter, and she split in between 2 boys. so its a quarter to 2 AKA 1:45
wtf..
I still don't understand dodger's explanation at all, and I highly (very highly) doubt that ults does either.
I understand hafer's, but I disagree with it. What if it was 25 pennies or 2 dime and a nickle or some other variant of coins?
it still adds up to 25 cents, which is a quarter. dodger might not get it because im not sure if in the uk the called quarters or not, but that is the answer, when i posted the riddle earlier, i had gotten it off a site, after seeing the same riddle posted on 2 pther sites
The answer that I've always known is "25 to 2" meaning 1:35, NOT 1:45.
But maybe there are two ways of interpreting the riddle. Sorry if you've posted this already...this is my first time in the unrelated part of the forum :D
its cool, i probly posted it before u even signed up 4 the forums
who cares new riddle....How can you make the following equation true by drawing only one straight line:
5+5+5=550
Can you figure it out?
You could draw a diagonal slash through the = to make it not =
gj
Math is my specialty :D
A man lives in a hotel on the 28th floor (there are 30 floors). Whenever he returns very late at night from a night club, he enters the elevator, gets off at the 8th floor, and walks the rest of the way up the stairs to his room. However, when he gets up bright and early in the morning for a jog, he enters the elevator and rides it all the way down to the lobby.
Why is this so?
hes a dwarf same sight i used for mine
Heh there are only so many riddles out there.
since ults isnt posting 1, i will
1-2-3-4-5-6
I am a 6 letter word.
Letters 6-5-2 spell out a drink.
Letters 4-5-2-3 spell out a fruit.
Letters 1-2-6 spell out a pet.
Letters 3-2-6 spell out a pest, which often gets eaten by 1-2-6.
What am I?
Can't fool me: carpet
Arange the numbers 1 to 9 in a 3 by 3 square so that every row, column, and diagonal adds up to 15. If you don't understand, then look at this:
XXX
XXX
XXX
Fill in the X's with the numbers 1 to 9 like I explained above.
452
397
816
that 1 took me a while
What king can you make if you take
the head of a lamb
the middle of a pig
the hind of a buffalo
and the tail of a dragon?
*note* this is a real animal, you can find them at the zoo
A lion...and I don't think you did mine right
Quote from: haferhole1 on April 18, 2006, 05:06:36 AM
452
397
816
that 1 took me a while
4 + 5 + 2 does not equal 15, nor does 3 + 9 + 7, nor 4 + 9 + 6 nor 8 + 9 + 2.
o, my bad, just need 2 switch the 5 and the 9. i did it on paper and didnt type right
492
357
816
There ya go gj
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why?
Quote from: The_Guest on April 18, 2006, 02:17:52 AM
I still don't understand dodger's explanation at all, and I highly (very highly) doubt that ults does either.
You're an idiot :D I was just talking shit.
answer to riddle - the man had hichoups ::) (i cant spell it) and so he asked for a glass of water so hec ould get better but the bartenedr seeing his problem pulled out a shotgun to scare him (therefore helping him stop the hichopus) and so the man thanked him. I didnt figure out this riddle, I already heard it before (its and old one)
Now I have a most wonderful, amazing, entertaining, original riddle. Whoever solves it is a geniush. Here goes -
There is this road and the road comes to a rock and on the rock there sits a man. Behind the rock, the road didvides into 2 roads (see my wonderful original picture using only slahes) One leads to a city called Liartown. Everybody from liartown always lies when asked any question. The other road leads toa city called New Truth York and everybody from NTY always tells the truth when asked a question. The man siiting on the rock is from one of those cities. You dont know which. YOU want to get to, lets say, the New truth york. You need to ask the man on the road for directions. The problem is, you can only ask him one question, becasue...hmmmm.....his head explodes if you try to ask another one. My question is - What one question do you ask the man so you can then get to the true city?????
\ /
\ /
\ /
l
l
l
Same as the one with doors. Ask him "Which road would a person from the city you are not from, tell me to take?"
hmmmm... id thought the riddle would last longer than that. Its got other solutions also but this one seems fine. Both the liar and true guy would tell you about the wrong way, so its okay.
I have a riddle!
Using simple mathematics, find a way to form 100 using only six nines.
There are two solutions. (Or maybe more ;D)
this 1 was on iriddler 99 99/99, i dont remember the other way
99 99/99 doesnt mean anything. Try again.
I saw this riddle on a TV show, I thought of one answer and they revealed the answer to be another :o
I think he meant 99 + (99/99)
How about 9 x 9 + 9 +9 + (9/9)
That's another one I didn't think of.
But mine is the bestest!
Can't think of any more...
new riddle This one's a tuffy! There is a common English word that is seven letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains a common English word - from seven letters right on down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing a letter at a time?
Creates
Create
Crate
Rate
Ate
At
A
gj how long it take you?
I tried thinking of some but failed.
Parsley
Parley
Pearl
Pear
Par
Pa
A
The other solution to my riddle was: (999-99)/9
Bakster
Breast
Beast
Stab
Bat
At
A
Parsley
Pearls
Pleas
Peas
Sea
As
A
Dodger
Dodge
Gedo
Dog
Go
No last one :(
all wrong you need a word like
creates
create
crate
rate
ate
at
a
you cant rearrange
OK...*thinks*
creates
create
crate
rate
ate
at
a
:D
I already put that, on the previous page.
Anyway, we need a new riddle.
A man is standing in an execution room. There are no windows and only one door. The executioner comes into the room annoyed. He says: "Isn't it hot in here? Anyway you're time is up." The executioner then stabs the man and bolts the door shut as he leaves the room, carrying no weapons as he leaves. A few minutes later the door is unbolted, and the man is found dead lying on the floor in a large puddle, partly blood and partly water.
How did the man die? Yes he was stabbed, but you must elaborate to explain the other evidence.
The water was sweat?
Quote from: MathWiz20 on April 29, 2006, 04:41:15 PM
A man is standing in an execution room. There are no windows and only one door. The executioner comes into the room annoyed. He says: "Isn't it hot in here? Anyway you're time is up." The executioner then stabs the man and bolts the door shut as he leaves the room, carrying no weapons as he leaves. A few minutes later the door is unbolted, and the man is found dead lying on the floor in a large puddle, partly blood and partly water.
How did the man die? Yes he was stabbed, but you must elaborate to explain the other evidence.
Obviously the executioner stabbed the man with a large icicle (spelling?), or some kind of dagger made from ice. The executioner left the icicle in the room, or even in the man.
Because the room was hot :
Quote"Isn't it hot in here?"
The Icicle melted, leaving the mans blood, and water on the floor.
Good Job :)
I will post a riddle shortly. No-one steal my spot.
No, it was sweat!! I know all!!!!! And why would he be stabbed with an icicle?!? That's stupid!!!
dodger im giving you 1 hour which is 9:25 east coast time or 3:55 matlus time
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
Quote from: Dodger on April 29, 2006, 07:11:15 PM
I will post a riddle shortly. No-one steal my spot.
liar!
Quote from: Bakster on May 30, 2006, 05:06:26 PM
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
she 1 of those sick weirdos that does "things" with peoples dead bodys, i know theres a word for it, but i cant remember it
Well...you're wrong ;D
Quote from: Bakster on May 30, 2006, 05:06:26 PM
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
man this is easy as hell she shot qa picture of him then she held the picture of him under water to develop the film then she hung the picture up :P
Quote from: ultswordsman on June 01, 2006, 03:27:54 PM
man this is easy as hell she shot qa picture of him then she held the picture of him under water to develop the film then she hung the picture up :P
Someones been googling ;D
I have tons of riddles if you don't want to post the next one
lol not google i posted that 1 on runescape last tuesday no1 has yet to get lol umm heres mine
What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time
a picture? a memory? god?
memories right
...I want more riddles.
Everybody loves the riddles...
I just wanna bang you so much Klara. Please?
Quote from: the_voice on July 31, 2006, 11:51:19 AM
...I want more riddles.
ask and u shall recive
instead of creating a very difficult riddle, I have decided to create a simple Yes or No question. have fun trying to solve it!
if the riddle you solved before you solved the riddle you solved after you solved the riddle you solved before you solved this one, was harder than the riddle you solved after you solved the riddle you solved before you solved this one, was the riddle you solved before you solved this one harder than this one? yes or no?
Yes.
Hey, it's 50/50, why not?
No. Same reason. ^^
Quote from: The_Guest on July 31, 2006, 08:16:16 PM
I just wanna bang you so much Klara. Please?
Shame Matlu hardly ever moderates the Unrelated forum.
What we need is a more active Global Moderator....But who is trustworthy enough for the job? Hmmm...Toughie. I can't think.... *
Cough Dodger Cough cough*
;)
Yeah, we need a mod. for a forum that 7 people visit. Fucksticks.
Quote from: Dodger on August 04, 2006, 12:13:41 AM
Shame Matlu hardly ever moderates the Unrelated forum.
What we need is a more active Global Moderator....But who is trustworthy enough for the job? Hmmm...Toughie. I can't think.... *Cough Dodger Cough cough*
;)
correct me if im wrong, but arnt u a mod already?
or he could make a certen germen ditch full of grain a mod *
Cough not dodger Cough cough*
or just make me a mod of unrelated, i mean, look at my general statistics, where am i like 90% of the time? id be perfect for it
btw, bakster got riddle right, tell me if u want an explanation
Quote from: haferhole1 on August 04, 2006, 05:55:10 AM
correct me if im wrong, but arnt u a mod already?
For the boring Tourney Forum...Yawn...
Quote from: The_Guest on August 04, 2006, 03:43:16 AM
Yeah, we need a mod. for a forum that 7 people visit. Fucksticks.
Well with you here...I'de say yes.
Quote from: haferhole1 on August 04, 2006, 05:55:10 AM
correct me if im wrong, but arnt u a mod already?
or he could make a certen germen ditch full of grain a mod *Cough not dodger Cough cough*
or just make me a mod of unrelated, i mean, look at my general statistics, where am i like 90% of the time? id be perfect for it
btw, bakster got riddle right, tell me if u want an explanation
OH YEAH I AM THE BEST I GOT IT SOOO RIGHT AND DODGER GOT IT SOO WRONG!
Explanation?
Quote from: Bakster on August 04, 2006, 02:19:12 PM
OH YEAH I AM THE BEST I GOT IT SOOO RIGHT AND DODGER GOT IT SOO WRONG!
Explanation?
the one you did after the one you did before this one, IS this one. In other words: "...the riddle you solved after you solved the riddle you solved before this one" IS this one
the question could be rephrased this way:
if the riddle you solved before this one was harder than THIS ONE, was the riddle you solved before this one harder than THIS ONE?". the answer is obviously "yes", that wasnt so hard, now was it?
That's stupid.
your stupid
Don't listen to him Bakster! He's drunk on CHEESE!
kk heres liek a knew riddal. He is cool. he rules. like holy shit you miss him you fools.
kk so leik th3 anszers is the guest. lawl easy riddal.
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If 6 cats can catch 6 mice in 6 minutes, how many cats can catch 10 mice in 10 minutes?
one cat ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
come on, that one was easy.
What goes up and down at the same time?
Quote from: flamingdragon on September 20, 2006, 04:54:29 AM
one cat ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
come on, that one was easy.
Too bad you're wrong.
Quote from: Dodger on September 21, 2006, 12:05:49 PM
A see-saw.
come on, that was under the impossible section on a joke website.
You cant just answer it straight off like that. :P
,way to go solving it.
QuoteToo bad you're wrong.
Is it any cat?
or is it the obvious one, 10 cats?
Heres some more:
1. What driver doesn't have a license?
2. Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?
Quote from: flamingdragon on September 22, 2006, 02:27:46 AM
Is it any cat?
or is it the obvious one, 10 cats?
Heres some more:
1. What driver doesn't have a license?
2. Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?
It's not 10 cats.
1. Someone who is breaking the law.
2. Because he never sat down in his life.
Quote from: Love on September 22, 2006, 05:04:55 PM
It's not 10 cats.
1. Someone who is breaking the law.
2. Because he never sat down in his life.
what about first answer, is it any cat?
and both those are wrong.
Quote from: flamingdragon on September 23, 2006, 12:08:24 AM
what about first answer, is it any cat?
and both those are wrong.
A number of cats is the answer. It's not a trick question.
Quote from: Love on September 23, 2006, 01:54:53 PM
A number of cats is the answer. It's not a trick question.
Thats pretty much what I just said, any cat could do it.
Quote from: flamingdragon on September 22, 2006, 02:27:46 AM
Heres some more:
1. What driver doesn't have a license?
2. Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?
Quote from: flamingdragon on September 23, 2006, 04:53:05 PM
Thats pretty much what I just said, any cat could do it.
No, the answer is a fixed number of cats.
Quote from: Love on September 19, 2006, 04:22:43 PM
If 6 cats can catch 6 mice in 6 minutes, how many cats can catch 10 mice in 10 minutes?
After seriously making my head hurt, I have concluded the answer is 6 cats. So
Ha, I have
solved your riddle.
Now solve mine:
Quote from: flamingdragon on September 22, 2006, 02:27:46 AM
1. What driver doesn't have a license?
2. Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?
NM, the answer is 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D, For sure this time! So
NOW answer my riddlies:
Quote from: flamingdragon on September 22, 2006, 02:27:46 AM
1. What driver doesn't have a license?
2. Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?
actually technically any # 2 and above is a correct answer since it's how many cats CAN catch ten mice in ten minutes. Any # of cats above two could do it. The question should have been,
"what is the fewest number of cats that can catch 10 mice in ten minutes?"
Furthermore the technical answer, if cats could be divided is around 1.6 cats.
So MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I know your riddle inside and out!!!!!!
Quote from: flamingdragon on September 24, 2006, 07:02:43 AM
After seriously making my head hurt, I have concluded the answer is 6 cats. So Ha, I have
solved your riddle.
Now solve mine:
The answer was 6, not 2 or 1.6.
Well, I still solved it.
Care to explain the math?
It was stated in the riddle that "6 cats can catch 6 mice in 6 minutes".
This means that 6 cats can catch one mouse a minute.
Catching 10 mice in 10 minutes is the same ratio of one mouse a minute.
10 cats would catch 10 mice in less than 10 minutes, and in contrast, 2 cats would take longer than 10 minutes to catch 10 mice.
Therefore the answer is 6.
I see. But, you will never solve mine. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. A screwdriver
2. Because he would never lie.
OWNT
My riddles:
1. What has a neck, but no head?
2. What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?
3. What did the guitar say to the rock star?
those are both right, :(
1. a shirt
2. a yard-stick
3. this is a joke, not a riddle, so it doesn't count. (rock on?)
now solve these:
1. A guy goes on vacation on friday and he rides back on Wednesday but he stayed a week, how?
2. Name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Quote from: flamingdragon on September 24, 2006, 06:35:38 PM
those are both right, :(
1. a shirt
2. a yard-stick
3. this is a joke, not a riddle, so it doesn't count. (rock on?)
now solve these:
1. AÂ guy goes on vacation on friday and he rides back on Wednesday but he stayed a week, how?
2. Name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday.
1 is technically correct, but not the given answer
2 is right
the answer to 3 is "stop picking on me" ROFL!!!!
1. Wednesday is the name of his horse/donkey/wolf which he rode. He stayed a week then left on the horse/donkey/wolf
2. Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
1. a bottle
# 1 would work, but is not the given answer.
# 2 is right.
one more:
Who eventually drives all his customers away?
Quote from: flamingdragon on September 25, 2006, 02:31:10 AM
1. a bottle
# 1 would work, but is not the given answer.
# 2 is right.
one more:
Who eventually drives all his customers away?Â
CORRECT!
1. Maybe Friday is the name of the horse/donkey/wolf instead of Wednesday. Maybe Friday and Wednesday are both horses/donkeys/wolves. Or maybe the animal concerned isn't a horse/donkey/wolf. What about a camel or an elephant?
2. A driving instructor?
Quote from: Love on September 25, 2006, 04:15:31 PM
CORRECT!
1. Maybe Friday is the name of the horse/donkey/wolf instead of Wednesday. Maybe Friday and Wednesday are both horses/donkeys/wolves. Or maybe the animal concerned isn't a horse/donkey/wolf. What about a camel or an elephant?
2. A driving instructor?
1. It has nothing to do with anything named friday/wednesday.
2. No.
1. How about: A working week is 5 days, and he stayed 5 days, therefore he stayed a week.
2. Taxi driver/bus driver
1. No
2. Correct, it is a taxi driver.
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I was meant to remove the quote LOLZ
You suck.
Can no one solve my simple riddlie?
Quote from: flamingdragon on September 24, 2006, 06:35:38 PM
1. A guy goes on vacation on friday and he rides back on Wednesday but he stayed a week, how?
Something to do with Time Differences? I can only think Baksters answer, his horse was called Wednesday...
wait... he didnt say that he only styayed for 1 week flat maybe he stayed 1 week then decided im gonna stay a few days longer?
finally someone got it, your right, qu3st
Quote from: flamingdragon on September 28, 2006, 03:18:42 PM
finally someone got it, your right, qu3st
My answer was much better.
true, but it wasn't the right one.
More riddles ploz!
You still havn't answered all mine :P
Yours suck. NEXT!
Quote from: Love on September 29, 2006, 09:07:04 PM
Yours suck. NEXT!
I agree, what if we dont watch friends???
Here's some riddlies:
1. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
2. What can you catch but not throw?
3. I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
4. Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
5. What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
6. The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
Quote from: flamingdragon on September 30, 2006, 01:16:49 AM
I agree, what if we dont watch friends???
Here's some riddlies:
1. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
2. What can you catch but not throw?
3. I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
4. Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
5. What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
6. The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
1. A towel
2. The flu or a cold.
3. A cloud? Or sponge? or plant?
4. fire
5. a stamp
6. a coffin.
Those are so old. I've heard them all except # 3.
yeah well it's a crappy joke website I went to, all correct.
Heres some better ones:
1. Three kids from Bristol went for a walk. About a mile into the walk, they came to a deep, wide river. There was no bridge. They didn't have a boat or raft, or any materials to make one. None of them could swim.
How did they cross the river?
2. A white horse jumped over a tower and landed on a priest, who immediately disappeared from the landscape. Where did this take place?
3. There was this wizard who caught 3 men {let's just say Mr.A, B and C}. The wizard wanted to kill all three of them, but they pleaded and so the wizard gave them a chance. The wizard put the 3 men on flight of stairs, A first {A is on top of the flight of stairs} followed by B {B is in the middle} , and then C {C is at the base} , in alphabetical order. They were stationed in such a way that A can see B and C, and B can only see C, but can't see A, and C can see none.
They were then blindfolded, and on each of their head, he put a coloured cap, the colour of the cap can only either be black or white, however, there will be either 2 black 1 white, or 2 white and 1 black, either way the 3 men don't know, all that they know is that there will be either black or white cap on their head, and that there will be either 2 white or 2 black cap on the 3 of them, which one they don't know.
So the wizard want them to tell him what coloured hat is on their head within the next 5 seconds after he removed the blindfold. Any one who could answer correctly would save the life of all 3 men.
Then, the wizard removed the blindfold......
fter 4 seconds, the one in the middle {B} answer the question, and it was correct, how did he do it?
Quote from: flamingdragon
yeah well it's a crappy joke website I went to, all correct.
Heres some better ones:
1. Three kids from Bristol went for a walk. About a mile into the walk, they came to a deep, wide river. There was no bridge. They didn't have a boat or raft, or any materials to make one. None of them could swim.
How did they cross the river?
They hitched a ride with a couple of passing whales.
Quote from: flamingdragon2. A white horse jumped over a tower and landed on a priest, who immediately disappeared from the landscape. Where did this take place?
The game "Super Mario 27: Mario gets transformed into a white horse"?
Quote from: flamingdragon3. There was this wizard who caught 3 men {let's just say Mr.A, B and C}. The wizard wanted to kill all three of them, but they pleaded and so the wizard gave them a chance. The wizard put the 3 men on flight of stairs, A first {A is on top of the flight of stairs} followed by B {B is in the middle} , and then C {C is at the base} , in alphabetical order. They were stationed in such a way that A can see B and C, and B can only see C, but can't see A, and C can see none.
They were then blindfolded, and on each of their head, he put a coloured cap, the colour of the cap can only either be black or white, however, there will be either 2 black 1 white, or 2 white and 1 black, either way the 3 men don't know, all that they know is that there will be either black or white cap on their head, and that there will be either 2 white or 2 black cap on the 3 of them, which one they don't know.
So the wizard want them to tell him what coloured hat is on their head within the next 5 seconds after he removed the blindfold. Any one who could answer correctly would save the life of all 3 men.
Then, the wizard removed the blindfold......
fter 4 seconds, the one in the middle {B} answer the question, and it was correct, how did he do it?
Let's look at this from the point of view of A. If he saw two white or two black caps on the persons below him, he could answer right away with the opposite colour of the two caps he sees below him. B, knowing this, waited a couple of seconds and observed that A didn't answer right away. Therefore the colours of the caps of B and C were not the same. B looked at the colour of the cap of C, and answered with the opposite colour.
Quote from: Love on September 30, 2006, 01:34:53 PM
1. They hitched a ride with a couple of passing whales.
2. The game "Super Mario 27: Mario gets transformed into a white horse"?
3. Let's look at this from the point of view of A. If he saw two white or two black caps on the persons below him, he could answer right away with the opposite colour of the two caps he sees below him. B, knowing this, waited a couple of seconds and observed that A didn't answer right away. Therefore the colours of the caps of B and C were not the same. B looked at the colour of the cap of C, and answered with the opposite colour.
1. Come on, whales?????, wrong
2. I don't remember that happening in super mario, wrong
3. ummm...... I think thats right.
In Super Mario, enemies die when he jumps on their heads ;D
okay, I guess that would work, but it's still wrong.
bump
Quote from: flamingdragon on September 30, 2006, 07:17:26 AM
yeah well it's a crappy joke website I went to, all correct.
Heres some better ones:
1. Three kids from Bristol went for a walk. About a mile into the walk, they came to a deep, wide river. There was no bridge. They didn't have a boat or raft, or any materials to make one. None of them could swim.
How did they cross the river?
2. A white horse jumped over a tower and landed on a priest, who immediately disappeared from the landscape. Where did this take place?
Dunno and Dunno.
This is the only Riddle thread that matters.
BUMP
Quote from: flamingdragon on September 30, 2006, 07:17:26 AM
1. Three kids from Bristol went for a walk. About a mile into the walk, they came to a deep, wide river. There was no bridge. They didn't have a boat or raft, or any materials to make one. None of them could swim.
How did they cross the river?
2. A white horse jumped over a tower and landed on a priest, who immediately disappeared from the landscape. Where did this take place?
bump
1. They jumped across.
2. A chess game. Can't believe it took me that long to figure it out.
Quote from: flamingdragon on September 30, 2006, 07:17:26 AM
1. Three kids from Bristol went for a walk. About a mile into the walk, they came to a deep, wide river.
2. correct
1. they jumped acrossed it
or they walked around it
can we get a hint of some kind?
wait if they went for a walk... they didnt cross it they turned around and went home because they finished there walk
any kind of hint would give it away, it's kind of obvious .
so unless u give up...?
Quote from: th3_gu3st on October 19, 2006, 12:32:35 AM
wait if they went for a walk... they didnt cross it they turned around and went home because they finished there walk
The question is how did they cross the river.
how deep is it exactly?
No idea, has nothing to do with answer.
I guess I could give u a hint, I think I came up with one that might not give it away.
They were wearing sweaters.
they drank it?
what does that have to do with them wearing sweaters!!!!!!!
2. They took their sweaters off. Un-threaded them, wound the thread together to make a rope. Threw the rope around a handy tree stump/large rock and shimmied across the rope to the other side.
:-*
Sorry, should have said the tree stump/rock was on the other side of the river.
No you douche, they used their sweaters against the high wind power to give them flight across the river.
Both Wrong.
and your starting to get a little bit to far out there.
Omg flaming you got the 1337'th reply! J00 4r3 t3h ub3r l33t g0d.
And I give up on the riddle.
they unbound their sweaters made a rope tied it to a branch to a tree beside them and ropeswung across
Dodger just said that.
If dodger gives up i'll give the answer.
Quote from: th3_gu3st on October 20, 2006, 04:22:58 PM
they unbound their sweaters made a rope tied it to a branch to a tree beside them and ropeswung across
Plagiarist.
I give up.
The lake was frozen over!!!!
They were wearing sweaters because it was winter.
Heres another hard one:
"What is why without a stick?"
It's not written wrong, thats how its supposed to be.
v
"why" = y, without the stick (thing at the bottom) it is a v.
You got that one a lot faster than the last one. ::)
That's because I own.
A plane crashed and every single person on board this flight was killed, yet, there were survivors. Explain how?
I've heard this one before!!!!!!
I just can't remember the answer, give me a minute.
I got it, only single people were killed, not the ones that were married.
Correct!
At a fork in the road between two cities, you see 2 people. One always tells the truth, and comes from the city of safety. The other person always lies and comes from the city of cannibals, where they will eat you. They both look exactly the same. You must choose one of the persons, and ask him one and only one question (no compound questions either, such as "is this shirt red and which way to safety?"). What question could you ask to find out which path leads to the city of safety?
ask "which one of you has a map i can see" and then look at the map
Shut up Ults....
Sigh. We have been asked this riddle many a time.
I am assuming that each person is gaurding his respective path, and that you do not know which is which. Something that you failed to point out in your riddle ::).
You ask one of them if the other road leads to the city of safety.
My explanation for this answer lies somewhere in this riddle thread, and I can't be bothered to type it out again.
I don't see how that would work.
Please write out how it would, i'm curious.
But that's not the right answer even if it is correct.
Find it somewhere in this thread. I already wrote it out and I don't want to again. Assume that I got the answer right. As I did back then.
ask "where is the vilige that you come from?" no matter what, he will point you to the city of safty.
That's a better answer than mine anyway ::)
Quote from: haferhole1 on October 25, 2006, 06:27:53 PM
ask "where is the vilige that you come from?" no matter what, he will point you to the city of safty.
What???????
The lying one could point you to any other city there is.
There isn't only two cities in the world.
Quote from: Dodger on October 25, 2006, 03:44:22 PM
Find it somewhere in this thread. I already wrote it out and I don't want to again. Assume that I got the answer right. As I did back then.
Ok, but I have a different answer, it doesn't matter wether yours is right or not, it's not the one I have, which is the one you must get.
But if u want to push it.......
If u ask if a road is the right one, if its not, the lying one would say yes and the truthfull one would say no. And if u ask if it's the right road, and it is, the lying one would say no and the truthfull one would say yes. But you don't know which one is the truthfull one and which one is the lying one, so this would not be correct. And furthermore, in the riddle it says you can only ask one question to only one person and then get only one answer. So this would not work at all.
WRONG, Dodger
Nooo...That's not what I meant.
They are gaurding their respective paths right?
Answer AND Explanation
You ask one of the men if the other man would tell you if this path leads to the city of safety.
For example, if you ask one "would the other man tell me that this path leads to safety?" If he answers yes, then you know that the other path is the correct one, as you just asked the man who lies. If he answers no, then you know that this path is the correct one, as you have just spoken to the man who tells the truth.
So you know which man is which depending on if he answers yes or no and know which way to go.
Think about this answer, it is in my own words, but it is definately the right answer.
You want me to go into more detail or draw a diagram or something?
That is the right answer, but that is not what you said the first time. ::)
And its a little simpler, you just go the opposite way he tells you to go once u ask the question.
No explanation was needed that time by the way.
How is this the same thing you just wrote?
Quote from: Dodger on October 24, 2006, 09:15:40 PM
You ask one of them if the other road leads to the city of safety.
Yeah, the first one was wrong ;D
lol
heres another:
You're a cyborg in a pistol duel with two other cyborgs. You have been programmed to fire pistols with an accuracy of 33%. The other two cyborgs shoot with accuracies of 100% and 50%, respectively. the rules of the duel are one shot per-cyborg per-round. the shooting order is from worst shooter to best shooter. thus, you go first, the 50% guy goes second, and the 100% guy goes third; repeat. if a cyborg dies, we just skip his or her turn, obviously. what should you shoot at in round 1 to maximize your chances of survival over time?
and since the answer is 50/50, u must explain why, BAKSTER.
btw, Dodgers answer is ok, but not the best, because where in the riddles does it say that the twins know that the other lies or the other tells the truth it sais YOU know not the brothers. Here's another answer to fork in road question:
Say to either of them, "Which road would you tell me is the way to the City TOMORROW?"
If the truth teller was asked, he would tell you the right road because he always tells the truth
If the liar was asked, he knows he would lie and say the wrong way tomorrow, so he must lie and tell you the opposite. Therefore he says the opposite of the wrong way and shows you the right way. Double negative
Either one you ask, you get the correct way.
You have only 33% chance of killing either cyborg you shoot, so the most probable outcome will be both cyborgs being alive after your shot regardless of which cyborg you pick to shoot first. The probabilities of your survival from the 50% cyborg's shot will be the same if both cyborgs are alive, regardless of which you shoot first (If you exclude revenge factors).
So I only have to consider the chance of dying if you happen to kill whichever cyborg you shoot at. Simple. If you kill the 50% cyborg, you have a 100% chance of dying. If you kill the 100% cyborg, you have a 50% chance of dying.
So shoot the 100% cyborg!
WRONG
OK, shoot the 50% cyborg.
I WIN!
NO EXPLANATION
I agree with your first answer but it's just not the given one.
It's quite simple maths. The given explanation will be a load of crap, twisting the realms of logic to it's extremities.
so your giving up?
I'm right, but I want to see the stupidity of the given answer.
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You're a cyborg in a pistol duel with two other cyborgs. You have been programmed to fire pistols with an accuracy of 33%. The other two cyborgs shoot with accuracies of 100% and 50%, respectively. the rules of the duel are one shot per-cyborg per-round. the shooting order is from worst shooter to best shooter. thus, you go first, the 50% guy goes second, and the 100% guy goes third; repeat. if a cyborg dies, we just skip his or her turn, obviously. what should you shoot at in round 1 to maximize your chances of survival over time?
Does one hit kill?
Why would anyone make a borg that fires with 33% accuracy if you are able to make one with 100% accuracy? :P
Yes, one hit kills.
And to see who would win obviously.
What's the damn answer?!/1//11/?
I would tell u, but dodger posted so he has to give up now to.
shoot them both... if they are are straight ahead of each other or back to back fire and ull kill them both 1 bullet if you hit
nope, and play Dodger already!!!!
o nevermind, ur ults.
That's really annoying having ur name so close to his.
Do u give up Dodger?
Yes.
The answer is to not shoot at anybody. If u kill the 100% cyborg, u have a 50% chance to die. However if u shoot nobody, there's a 50% chance the 100% will die and your fighting the 50% only now u go first. And if the 50% doesn't kill the 100% cyborg, it will get killed and then u still have the original shot that u would make and still have a chance to kill the 100%.
Quote from: flamingdragon on October 30, 2006, 02:51:24 PM
The answer is to not shoot at anybody. If u kill the 100% cyborg, u have a 50% chance to die. However if u shoot nobody, there's a 50% chance the 100% will die and your fighting the 50% only now u go first. And if the 50% doesn't kill the 100% cyborg, it will get killed and then u still have the original shot that u would make and still have a chance to kill the 100%.
That is wrong for so many reasons:
1. I was under the assumption you had to shoot at somebody
2. You didn't consider the 50% shooting you instead of the 100%
3. You didn't consider the 100% shooting you instead of the 50%
4. Even if the scenario above happens, you only have 33% chance to kill the 100% cyborg, which means you will most likely die
Yeah, that riddle was very badly explained.
Quote from: The_Crusade on October 30, 2006, 04:10:13 PM
That is wrong for so many reasons:
1. I was under the assumption you had to shoot at somebody
Thats part of why it's a riddle. ::)
Quote from: The_Crusade on October 30, 2006, 04:10:13 PM
That is wrong for so many reasons:
2. You didn't consider the 50% shooting you instead of the 100%
3. You didn't consider the 100% shooting you instead of the 50%
They would shoot the bigger threat, it's obvious. ::)
Quote from: The_Crusade on October 30, 2006, 04:10:13 PM
That is wrong for so many reasons:
4. Even if the scenario above happens, you only have 33% chance to kill the 100% cyborg, which means you will most likely die
It is what u should do to have the MOST chance of survival.
Quote from: flamingdragon on October 31, 2006, 05:02:29 AM
Thats part of why it's a riddle. ::)
...
Quote from: flamingdragonThey would shoot the bigger threat, it's obvious. ::)
Well surely it would be obvious for you to shoot the 100% originally by that logic, which further backs up my correct answer.
Additionally, you didnt consider what happens if the 50% guy chooses to shoot nobody.
The 50% guy wouldn't choose to shoot at nothing beecause then he will die as the 100% never misses, and the 100% wouldn't shoot at nobody because then it would create a never ending chain and if he shoots 50%, theres a a 66% chance he will win.
If u shoot the 100% and hit it, theres a 33% chance ur fighting 50% when he goes first. If u shoot at nobody, there's a 50% chance ur fighting the 50% with u going first.
no more riddles from flaming.... dodger or bakster make a riddle
shut up ults. My riddlies are excellent. And there isn't anybody else posting any.
For once I agree with ults. Your riddle SUCKS!
I am the engine to your factory
My chambers never stop filling
My attacks will have you arrested
What am I?
Nice riddle Bakster, had to think, never heard that one before, I'll have to remember it.
Answer is Heart.
Correct!
:)
Post a riddle f00l.
Sailing one fine day you come across an island. After some exploration you find that the island is inhabited only by knights and knaves.
As everyone knows (::)) knights always tell the truth, and knaves always lie.
You encounter three inhabitants standing together.
They are called A, B, and C. They say together that you can ask each of them one question only.
You ask A:
"Are you a knight or a knave?"
He replies, but so quietly you can't hear him.
You then ask B:
"What did A say?"
B replies, "A said that he is a knave."
You then ask C,
"Is B telling the truth?"
"No, B is lying." Says C.
From these three answers can you work out if A is a knight or a knave? If so, which is he?
And what about B and C?
A and C are knights and B is a knave, f00l.
Did I neglect to mention that you must explain your answer?
Yes, yes I did, because I don't often type the blindingly obvious.
Maybe I didn't explain it because it is blindingly obvious. ::)
B has to be a knave, because if A is a knave he wouldn't say he was and he also wouldn't if he is a knight.
C is a knight because he told the truth that B was lying.
A is a knight because I'm not sure how, but I pulled that answer out of my ass. It is impossible to figure out what A is. A said he is a knight is all u can tell about A, and he could be a knave or a knight by saying that.
Correct ;)
There is no way of telling what A is.
I knew that.
heres my riddle
Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call.
What is it?
think about cartoon network shows who watches baby new year father...
I'm too old for kiddies stuff.
Quote from: th3_gu3st on November 04, 2006, 04:00:24 PM
Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call.
What is it?
Time.
Quote from: th3_gu3st on November 04, 2006, 04:00:24 PM
think about cartoon network shows who watches baby new year father...
I don't know what this means...
cartoon network is a tv network that only airs cartoons, after 8 years old, this stops being entertaining though. until the nighttime, then that channels great. it has "adult swim", where they still only show cartoons, but the good ones, family guy, american dad, fururama, aqua teen hunger force, ect...
Someone post a riddle.
He didn't tell me if I got the riddle right or not...
It's ults, who cares? Post a riddle, dammit!
i havnt posted in a long while, so here goes nothin
Each group of words has one four letter prefix that fits in front of them to form another word or phrase. Can you figure out which word it is for each group?
example: Note, print, ball, step
answer: foot (footnote, footprint, football, footstep)
1. Nail, man, out, ten
2. Sick, work, room, plate
3. Do, up, shift, believe
4. Range, shot, horn, bow
5. Back, baked, way, hour
6. Dress, band, ache, rest
7. Chair, jump, light, rise
8. Arm, fly, works, sale
good luck ;)
Too boring. ::) I'll let someone else take this one.
1. Nail, man, out, ten - Hang
2. Sick, work, room, plate - ?
3. Do, up, shift, believe - Make
4. Range, shot, horn, bow - Long
5. Back, baked, way, hour - Half
6. Dress, band, ache, rest - Head
7. Chair, jump, light, rise - High
8. Arm, fly, works, sale - ?
home, fire
gj, post one
Homeplate? Firesale? wtf
homeplate - baseball term, where the players run to at the very end, to score a point
firesale - sale with extreamly low prices
google em if u want a better explanation
These are yank terms.
yank terms? now IM confused
Yankâ€, /yæŋk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[yangk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation,
â€"noun, adjective Informal.
Yankee.
[Origin: 1770â€"80, American; shortened form]
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Quote from: haferhole1 on November 06, 2006, 11:21:33 PM
homeplate - baseball term, where the players run to at the very end, to score a point
firesale - sale with extreamly low prices
google em if u want a better explanation
I kinda figured out homeplate right after I clicked post. :D
Isn't a normal sale meant to have extremely low prices anyway? Unnecessary prefix alert.
Quote from: flamingdragon on November 07, 2006, 02:54:08 PM
Yankâ€, /yæŋk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[yangk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation,
â€"noun, adjective Informal.
Yankee.
[Origin: 1770â€"80, American; shortened form]
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.0.1)
Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.
Owned.
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1. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ?
2. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become ?
3. What is that no man ever saw - which never was but always will be ?
4. What looks like half apple ?
5. What happened when wheel was invented ?
6. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
;D
1. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ?
Telegrams don't exist anymore?
2. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become ?
A wet stone
3. What is that no man ever saw - which never was but always will be ?
???
4. What looks like half apple ?
Half an apple
5. What happened when wheel was invented ?
Transport was revolutionised
6. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
Because you have weighing scales
;D
Quote from: The_Crusade on November 11, 2006, 03:25:17 PM
1. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ?
Telegrams don't exist anymore?
Yes they do.
Quote from: The_Crusade on November 11, 2006, 03:25:17 PM
2. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become ?
A wet stone
4. What looks like half apple ?
Half an apple
5. What happened when wheel was invented ?
Transport was revolutionised
6. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
Because you have weighing scales
;D
Correct
Quote from: flamingdragon on November 11, 2006, 03:10:26 PM
1. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ?
3. What is that no man ever saw - which never was but always will be ?
;D
Here's whats left.
1. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ?
Because Washington has no telegram receiving device.
3. What is that no man ever saw - which never was but always will be ?
God
Both Wrong!
1. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ?
Because telegrams are no longer in service
3. What is that no man ever saw - which never was but always will be ?
Air
Both Wrong Again
. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ?
there are no telegram wires left
2. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become ?
a red stone or if it was red from heat a black stone
3. What is that no man ever saw - which never was but always will be ?
no clue
4. What looks like half apple ?
heart
5. What happened when wheel was invented ?
people rolled it for fun
6. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
there dead
umm, all that was left was 1 and 3, Bakster got the other ones.
And all the ones u answered are wrong anyways.
I give up
the 1st one is cuz washington is dead, but i dont know the 3rd
Correct!
All thats left is:
Quote from: flamingdragon on November 11, 2006, 03:10:26 PM
3. What is that no man ever saw - which never was but always will be ?
just tell us the stupid answer so someone can post some real riddles
Fine, the answer is "Tomorrow"
A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible?
other end of rope isnt tied to anything, herd before :)
ill get a riddle up in a bit
Don't answer it if u've heard it b4, just say u've heard it b4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will give u no time to post a riddle, ur to slow.
Riddle of the great escape
-
Two convicts are locked in a cell.
There is an unbarred window high up in the cell.
No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape.
They then decide to tunnel out.
However, they give up with the tunnelling because it will take too long.
Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell.
What is his plan?
They dig a hole, pile up the dirt that comes out, so they are now high enough to reach the window.
I was going to say that... ;)
That's because it's right.
Yep
my turn!
I am a word of meanings three.
Three ways of spelling me there be.
The first is an odour, a smell if you will.
The second some money, but not in a bill.
The third is past tense, a method of passing things on or around.
Can you tell me now, what these words are, that have the same sound?
Can't be bothered now. Dodger will get this before I can. Good luck :D
Scent/Cent/Sent
gj, ur turn
100 prisoners are imprisoned in solitary cells. Each cell is windowless and soundproof. There's a central living room with one light bulb; the bulb is initially off. No prisoner can see the light bulb from his or her own cell. Each day, the warden picks a prisoner equally at random, and that prisoner visits the central living room; at the end of the day the prisoner is returned to his cell. While in the living room, the prisoner can toggle the bulb if he or she wishes. Also, the prisoner has the option of asserting the claim that all 100 prisoners have been to the living room. If this assertion is false (that is, some prisoners still haven't been to the living room), all 100 prisoners will be shot for their stupidity. However, if it is indeed true, all prisoners are set free and inducted into MENSA, since the world can always use more smart people. Thus, the assertion should only be made if the prisoner is 100% certain of its validity.
Before this whole procedure begins, the prisoners are allowed to get together in the courtyard to discuss a plan. What is the optimal plan they can agree on, so that eventually, someone will make a correct assertion?
If the prisoner has been in the living room before, then he leaves the light on.
Disregarding the days when the light is left on, everyone will have visited the room after 100 days.
WRONG
Only one prisoner would be able to see if the light was on or off the last day, and they can not talk to each other.
considering that the prison is soundless if they have been there they can click the light string once which would make a clicking sound everyone can here kinda like moris code
LEARN TO SPELL. Or at least use the spell checker.
That answer makes as much sense as a swimming pigeon.
Indeed.
Screw the bulb. Get each prisoner to make a mark on the wall with his fingernail the first time he enters the room.
When there are 100 marks, all of them have been.
Quote from: th3_gu3st on November 16, 2006, 04:20:00 PM
considering that the prison is soundless if they have been there they can click the light string once which would make a clicking sound everyone can here kinda like moris code
It says right in the riddle that each prison is soundproof, retard. ::)
Quote from: Dodger on November 16, 2006, 04:50:44 PM
Screw the bulb. Get each prisoner to make a mark on the wall with his fingernail the first time he enters the room. When there are 100 marks, all of them have been.
:o
That seems like it might work, I will submit it to the riddle forum to check if it works.
However there is another one, try and get it.
Quote from: flamingdragon on November 16, 2006, 11:37:28 PM
That seems like it might work, I will submit it to the riddle forum to check if it works.
However there is another one, try and get it.
No.
Fine then, that answer has been cleared and would work.
This one has multiple solutions:
A group of prisoners are trapped in a forcefield. These prisoners are perfectly brave, meaning that they would attempt an escape on any positive probability of success. The prisoners are monitored by a guard who has only one bullet in his gun, but who also has perfect marksmanship skills (he never misses). A maintenance technician needs to tune up the forcefield generator, and so for one second, the forcefield is released. How can the guard still keep all the prisoners detained?
make them stand in a straight line and aim at their hearts if one moves fire and all will die ;D
umm, if one moves they wont be in a straight line n e more will they ::), and the one that moves will escape.
Tie their hands and feet so they can't escape ;D
Say that he will shoot the first person to move? None of them will want to die right? So none of them will want to be the first one to move, so none will move.
That was obvious.
WRONG
If there is even the slightest chance of escape they will go for it.
Ahem. I am right. There is no chance of escape my way. Assuming that they want to survive.
Nope, they dont know that the guard has perfect aim and he could always be defecting as far as they know, there is still chance of escape that way. ::)
Well they would think there is still chance of escape anyways.
You said the riddle has many answers, that is one of them.
I lied. ;)
There's only one, I was just trying to motivate u to answer, that is wrong u didnt disprove my explanations.
GET OVER IT
LOL
What about my answer?
Prove that my answer is wrong.
Quote from: flamingdragon on November 21, 2006, 02:42:35 PM
They dont know that the guard has perfect aim and he could always be defecting as far as they know, there is still chance of escape as far as they know and they will go for it.
I DID
Quote from: The_Crusade on November 20, 2006, 04:17:16 PM
Tie their hands and feet so they can't escape ;D
They would run for it if he tried that.
Quote from: Dodger on November 21, 2006, 07:23:07 PM
Prove that my answer is wrong.
I could explainin more detail on messenger, but apparently u blocked me for no reason. ::)
Well I can't send u a message anyways, I dont know if u blocked me.
Well why didn't you say that....
Why would you think I blocked you? I'm hardly ever on.
Well when u are on it doesnt let me talk to u, it just says the message can't be delivered, it does the same w/ hafer.
And u'd do it b/c ur pure evil. ::)
Now get the right answer already, or give up.
And hafer stopped taking score, i'm not even on there. ::)
or mabey its cause i cant take score? u cant edit posts anymore, u could when this game was made
Ask Dodger to switch it to the tourny forum, lol.
And u could've at least tried to answer the riddle:
QuoteA group of prisoners are trapped in a forcefield. These prisoners are perfectly brave, meaning that they would attempt an escape on any positive probability of success. The prisoners are monitored by a guard who has only one bullet in his gun, but who also has perfect marksmanship skills (he never misses). A maintenance technician needs to tune up the forcefield generator, and so for one second, the forcefield is released. How can the guard still keep all the prisoners detained?
I can't move Threads unless they are in the Tourney forum, then I can move them out of it.
I meant just make a new riddle thread in tourny section.
And do u give up?
can matlu move it if we asked him?
You can ask. But he doesn't come in unrelated.
It's not tourney related anyway.
Dodger, tell me wether or not you give up or I shall devour your soul!
I got the answer right. So I'm not giving up anything ::).
Yeah I give up.
Quote from: flamingdragon on November 20, 2006, 01:01:19 AM
A group of prisoners are trapped in a forcefield. These prisoners are perfectly brave, meaning that they would attempt an escape on any positive probability of success. The prisoners are monitored by a guard who has only one bullet in his gun, but who also has perfect marksmanship skills (he never misses). A maintenance technician needs to tune up the forcefield generator, and so for one second, the forcefield is released. How can the guard still keep all the prisoners detained?
I can't believe u couldn't get this one, I even got it. ::)
Now here is a dramatic blank space until I tell u the answer:
You shoot the technician!
Do you shoot the technician?
That is what I just said.
how the hell do you shoot the technician when he has the only gun and 1 bullet to shoot whoever tries to take his gun
ANOTHER PIECE OF CRAP RIDDLE FROM FLAMING SOMEONE POST A REAL RIDDLE
You are seriously retarded.
A guard has the gun, not the technician, and the forcefield will not open w/o the technician. READ THE RIDDLE CORRECTLY NEXT TIME.
WOOT 1st duelboard topic with 100 pages, anyone else as excited as me?! GO RIDDLES
W0000000T
Quote from: flamingdragon on November 23, 2006, 07:45:13 PM
I can't believe u couldn't get this one, I even got it. ::)
Now here is a dramatic blank space until I tell u the answer:
You shoot the technician!
If you shot the technician....Doesn't that mean the forcefield will STAY DOWN. Seeing as he turns it off.
Idiot.
I maintain my answer is the correct one.
Quote from: Dodger on November 24, 2006, 09:17:54 AM
If you shot the technician....Doesn't that mean the forcefield will STAY DOWN. Seeing as he turns it off.
Idiot.
I maintain my answer is the correct one.
I think he means before the forcefield is down. ???
still dodger i have a point the guard is the only one with a gun so how is someone gonna shoot a technician without a gun eh
also not only that but if you had a guy with a gun behind you would you really try to take it....
dodger post a riddle i deem thee right answer
Quote from: th3_gu3st on November 24, 2006, 05:20:53 PM
still dodger i have a point the guard is the only one with a gun so how is someone gonna shoot a technician without a gun eh
also not only that but if you had a guy with a gun behind you would you really try to take it....
dodger post a riddle i deem thee right answer
I knew u were retarded but not this much. The guard is the one who shoots the technician, retard.
Quote from: The_Crusade on November 24, 2006, 04:36:49 PM
I think he means before the forcefield is down. ???
Obviously that's what I meant, Dodger is just upset because he was wrong.
Quote from: th3_gu3st on November 24, 2006, 05:20:53 PM
still dodger i have a point the guard is the only one with a gun so how is someone gonna shoot a technician without a gun eh
also not only that but if you had a guy with a gun behind you would you really try to take it....
dodger post a riddle i deem thee right answer
You are also an idiot. The guard shoots the technician.
Quote from: The_Crusade on November 24, 2006, 04:36:49 PM
I think he means before the forcefield is down. ???
In the riddle, it says;
"A maintenance technician needs to tune up the forcefield generator, and so
for one second, the forcefield is released."
The forcefield is down. It doesn't ask what you would do before the forcefield is down.
Quote from: Dodger on November 24, 2006, 06:01:13 PM
You are also an idiot. The guard shoots the technician.
I just said that.
Quote from: Dodger on November 24, 2006, 06:01:13 PM
In the riddle, it says;
"A maintenance technician needs to tune up the forcefield generator, and so for one second, the forcefield is released."
The forcefield is down. It doesn't ask what you would do before the forcefield is down.
"A maintenance technician
needs to tune up the forcefield generator..."
Meaning he's not doing it yet. ::)
Quote from: flamingdragon on November 24, 2006, 06:04:28 PM
I just said that.
I was typing while you posted.
Quote from: flamingdragon on November 24, 2006, 06:04:28 PM
"A maintenance technician needs to tune up the forcefield generator..."
Meaning he's not doing it yet. ::)
You can't mix up tenses in the same sentence. You said he
needs to do it. Then you said it
was down.
I'm pretty sure that it means b4 the forcefield goes down, otherwise ur answer wouldn't work for another reason, they would run out b4 u had the chance to tell them u'll shoot the first person that moves.
So basically. Neither answer is right, the riddle is badly worded, and it's MY TURN.
::)
You can make the next riddle if u want, but u still got the wrong answer.
Well, so did you.
No I didn't, that's the answer. :P
...
Your wrong. :P
Since both of you are being obnoxious jackasses, here's a riddle from yours truly:
Black I am and much admired, men seek me until they're tired. When they find me, they break my head, and take from me my resting bed. What am I?
We are not being obnoxious jackasses. ::)
Well, maybe Dodger.
That's a tough riddle.
Is it a female african american?
No
How about coal?
Correct!
I would post another logic riddle but u guys don't seem to enjoy those much, so here is one like yours.
                  The part of the bird
                 that is not in the sky,
               which can swim in the ocean
                 and always stay dry.
                    What am I?
Beak
How is a beak part of the bird but not in the sky?
I declare this riddle STUPID!
It's the same type of riddle u just posted. ::)
Would u like another logic riddle instead?
Hard riddle. Post away. :)
What's the answer?
A birds shadow.
Using only a 5-gallon bucket and a 3-gallon bucket, put exactly four gallons of water in the 5-gallon bucket. Assume you have an infinite supply of water. No measurement markings on the buckets.
- Fill the 3 gallon bucket.
- Pour into the 5 gallon bucket.
- Fill the 3 gallon bucket.
- Pour into the 5 gallon bucket, until it is full, there will be 1 gallon left in the 3 gallon bucket.
- Empty the 5 gallon bucket.
- Pour the 1 gallon (in the 3 gallon bucket) into the 5 gallon bucket.
- Fill the 3 gallon bucket.
- Pour into the 5 gallon bucket.
- There is now 4 gallons in the 5 gallon bucket. The other bucket is empty.
If that is not clear enough I can probably go into more detail.
That's clear enough, here is a quicker solution:
1. Fill the 5 bucket.
2. Transfer 3 to the 3 bucket.
3. Empty the 3 bucket.
4. Transfer remaining 2 in the 5 bucket to the 3 bucket.
5. Fill the 5 bucket,
6. Transfer 1 from the 5 bucket into the 3 bucket. There is now 4 in the 5 bucket, and 3 in the 3 bucket.
U probly heard this one b4:
A blind beggar had a brother who died. What relation was the blind beggar to the brother who died? (Brother is not the answer)
You're obviously using the word 'Brother' to denote a Negro, or Priest. Therefore, no relation. ;)
umm, WRONG
Quote from: flamingdragon on November 28, 2006, 02:22:16 AM
U probly heard this one b4:
A blind beggar had a brother who died. What relation was the blind beggar to the brother who died? (Brother is not the answer)
Sister
Correct!
I begin eternity,
And end space,
At the end of time,
And in every place,
Last in life,
Second to death,
Never alone,
Found in your breath,
Contained by earth,
Water or flame,
My grandeur so awesome,
Wind dare not tame,
Not in your mind,
Am in your dreams,
Vacant to Kings,
Present to Queens.
What am I?
this one is eeeeeeeeasy, but i wont ruin it
Hmm, that reminds me of a certain someone on another forum.
umm, what forum would that be? i only goto this one, some diablo forums, and an animal crossing one
It would be a riddle forum, where i'm getting most of these riddles actually.
well it wasnt me, i dont goto those things, i got my own place
I wasn't implying that it was you.
Just that he wrote the EXACT same answer u just did.
But he get's all the riddles so there's no way it could be you, your not smart enough. ::)
oh, i see how it is.. i was only winning the riddle thread for the first thousand posts or so, but i cant be smart enough ::)
Exactly!
Besides I doubt u would make ur name Whiskey Tango Foxtrot and abreviate it WTF.
Actually now that I think about it, u might do that.
Quote from: flamingdragon on November 29, 2006, 12:25:36 AM
I begin eternity,
And end space,
At the end of time,
And in every place,
Last in life,
Second to death,
Never alone,
Found in your breath,
Contained by earth,
Water or flame,
My grandeur so awesome,
Wind dare not tame,
Not in your mind,
Am in your dreams,
Vacant to Kings,
Present to Queens.
What am I?
The letter 'e'.
YAWN
Your supposed to post a new riddle, jackass.
Well, looks like I've found my arch-enemy of this forum then *sighs*
Don't worry I'll post a riddle!
And Bakster is a very good choice for ur arch enemy of this forum.
My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe,
what am I?
Quote from: The_Crusade on November 29, 2006, 04:49:19 PM
The letter 'e'.
YAWN
I wonder how u got that one, maybe Frank had something to do with it? ::)
nah, i think weve had that one before, or something like it
Quote from: flamingdragon on November 30, 2006, 12:22:47 AM
I wonder how u got that one, maybe Frank had something to do with it? ::)
No, it was obvious ::)
An egg timer? Although the last line doesnt really apply
what am I doesn't apply? ;)
and No
Quote from: flamingdragon on November 30, 2006, 12:22:03 AM
Don't worry I'll post a riddle!
And Bakster is a very good choice for ur arch enemy of this forum.
My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe,
what am I?
Sundial?
No
A fly.
No.
I give up.
No.
No.
For Dodger:
Quote from: flamingdragon on November 30, 2006, 12:22:03 AM
My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe,
what am I?
No.
Fine i'll give u the answer in this obvious hint:
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the...
Typically I thought of every obscure time measuring device except the candle.
Well that sucks for u doesn't it.
Post another riddle.
A box without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid,
What is it?
A retard box.
what?
i was gonna say an egg cuz i think iv her something like that before, but an egg isnt really a box
I hate u.
I turn around once.
What is out will not get in.
I turn around again.
What is in will not get out.
what am I?
Quote from: flamingdragon on December 01, 2006, 08:02:32 PM
A box without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid,
What is it?
I already posted that riddle, and all the others from The Hobbit.
Curse you!
And try to answer my next one then.
I guess no one knows the answer?
And here are some hacker puzzles. ;)
http://www.freestuffhotdeals.com/hacker/1.html
http://n.nfshost.com/1.html
http://www.archin.in/level1.php
http://www.deathball.net/notpron/
http://www.schnuderoderchoder.ch/
http://neutralriddle.50webs.com/goon/level1.htm
The only one I've beaten so far is the first one.
Anybody tried those yet?
I believe u are all avoiding this thread b/c u are afraid to give up on my riddle.
I'm no hacker. I have no idea how to even attempt these puzzle things.
I got to number 2 on the second one ;D
The first one is nothing to do with hacking at all. It's just easy.
OK, I've done the first one now. I avoided doing the obvious thing :P
Number 8. What the hell does acht mean?
I just hate to say goodbye, to all the metaphors and lies, that have taken me years to come up with. says:
Can't do 8.
Catapult Giraffe says:
is that the german one?
I just hate to say goodbye, to all the metaphors and lies, that have taken me years to come up with. says:
Probably.
I just hate to say goodbye, to all the metaphors and lies, that have taken me years to come up with. says:
Meh. CBA.
Catapult Giraffe says:
use google translator
I just hate to say goodbye, to all the metaphors and lies, that have taken me years to come up with. says:
CBA
Given up so soon, Dodger?
http://www.freestuffhotdeals.com/hacker/Woody.html
I winz!
Ya, it's german.
And u stole my random phrase!
And WTF, Bakster beat u to it Dodger?
I wasn't doing it. CBA! :D
You have to of at least attempted it, you asked what acht meant.
(http://www.orlyowl.com/goawai.jpg)
Quote from: flamingdragon on December 08, 2006, 04:21:01 AM
You have to of at least attempted it, you asked what acht meant.
Did the first 8 in about 30 seconds. Couldn't be bothered to look up the word, so quit.
A rich man's son was kidnapped. The ransom note told him to bring a valuable diamond to a phone booth in the middle of a public park. Plainclothes police officers surrounded the park, intending to follow the criminal or his messenger. The rich man arrived at the phone booth and followed instructions but the police were powerless to prevent the diamond from leaving the park and reaching the crafty villain. What did he do?
You didn't solve my riddle yet, bastard. :P
I give up, now solve mine.
Quote from: The_Crusade on December 10, 2006, 08:02:06 PM
A rich man's son was kidnapped. The ransom note told him to bring a valuable diamond to a phone booth in the middle of a public park. Plainclothes police officers surrounded the park, intending to follow the criminal or his messenger. The rich man arrived at the phone booth and followed instructions but the police were powerless to prevent the diamond from leaving the park and reaching the crafty villain. What did he do?
He sucked the diamond out of the telephone. ::)
Or the telephone launched into the air propelled by rockets and went to where the criminal was. ::)
LOL...but you're wrong.
It followed out the 2 hour movie, the telephone booth, in which for most of the movie it is a guy talking to the criminal in a telephone booth. I'm still not sure how it was that long.
Try again.
The criminal uses the power of his mind to lift the telephone booth into the air and out of the park.
Try a sensible answer.
It's theoretically possible. I demand it be accepted as an alternate answer. >:(
No. There is only one answer.
Prove that my answer is incorrect!
The criminal doesn't have mind powers. Also that's not the given answer.
(http://www.orlyowl.com/kthxbye.jpg)
You didn't say the criminal didn't have mind powers in the riddle. :P
(http://www.orlyowl.com/nomessage.jpg)
Let's see if Dodger can get it.
I don't know. I reckon it's a play on words in the riddle somehow.
Nope. This was actually taken from a true story, according to the source.
The man sent a trained pigeon ( or other bird) to retrieve the diamond.
(The owl saying kthxbye led me to the conclusion that Bakster was giving a hint.)
No, you just researched it on the basis it was a true story and used that excuse... ::)
Anyway that is correct.
I so did not!
You were practically throwing an owl into my face, TWICE. I obviously found the answer with it right in fromt of me.
Your riddle.
'Tis golden in color,
yet unlike its brothers,
the longer you keep it,
the more you suffer,
do not make a blunder,
you must cast it asunder,
or darkness will come,
to reclaim it's prize,
however you may still yet choose,
to join its side,
what am I?
uhhh by any chance is it a certain ring from lord of the rings?
other then that all i can think of is greed
What????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
It took them 3 days to get that one on a RIDDLE FORUM.
You got it on your second post on a dead forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good Job. ;)
to be honest the only thing that didnt point to greed was the color and the side switching part,im not to good with riddles so feel free to go ahead
There are four brothers in this world that were all born together:
The first he runs and never wearies,
The second eats and is never full.
The third he drinks and is ever thirsty,
And the fourth sings a song that is never good.
Who are we?
by that do you mean who are the brothers each as a group or we as us individuals?
since you seem to have left i belive i have 2 answers
1. a stream and or a river
3. the mouth of a river or the mouth to the opening of an ocean
I meant as 4 seperate individuals, which makes ur answers wrong.
Quote from: flamingdragon on December 13, 2006, 01:36:48 AM
There are four brothers in this world that were all born together:
The first he runs and never wearies,
The second eats and is never full.
The third he drinks and is ever thirsty,
And the fourth sings a song that is never good.Â
Who are we?
The Jackson Brothers?
lol, no.
so by saying 4 seperate individuals each of the 4 phrases has a seperate answer i was refering an answer to the first one and the third one you were saying there wrong cause there "supposevly" in a group which i do not see
What?
There are four seperate answers.
And your answers for 1 and 3, one of them is close, and the other is way off.
heres my riddle:
www.cyberbattlestournament.com
funny eh?
LOL, I swear it was all Bakster.
You didnt have to get that mad though. ::)
Quote from: tiraspol on December 14, 2006, 04:21:08 AM
heres my riddle:
www.cyberbattlestournament.com
funny eh?
(http://www.orlyowl.com/peckyou.jpg)
(http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/pwnd.JPG)
(http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/yarlysquall.JPG)
(http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/no,rly.jpg)
Now answer my riddle!!!!!!
i cant think of any other answers can you give us the first letter to each answer?
That would completely give it away it would be so obvious!!!!!
Here's another riddle:
Why would flies eat? ;)
If u dont get that u might as well give up now.
because your dead and they like dead people for their eggs and maggots and food?
Quote from: flamingdragon on December 15, 2006, 11:58:43 PM
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Quote from: ownage on December 16, 2006, 12:00:50 PM
because your dead and they like dead people for their eggs and maggots and food?
............................. :-\
......................................................That was the hint to my last riddle. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
There are four brothers in this world that were all born together:
The first he runs and never wearies,
The second eats and is never full.
The third he drinks and is ever thirsty,
And the fourth sings a song that is never good.
Who are we?
1.a guy who likes to run
2. a guy who is really hungrey
3.someone thirsty
4.some who is a bad singer
lol
No, lol.
The thing I meant as a "hint", shows the first letters of the answers.
Quote from: flamingdragon on December 16, 2006, 05:51:22 AM
Why would flies eat? ;)
W W F E
Of course there are multiple ways to say some of them so the correct answers dont have to start with those letters.
Quote from: The_Crusade on December 16, 2006, 01:45:41 PM
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Quote from: flamingdragon on December 17, 2006, 06:52:45 PM
W W F E
Of course there are multiple ways to say some of them so the correct answers dont have to start with those letters.
Water, Fire, Earth and Wind?
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I have tainted your mind forever!!
ok...well anyways we need a riddle so
each brother has a sister the brothers are bob tom and rob how many females are in this family
I hope for your sake you didn't make that riddle up.
nope from something called b.o.c.a. at school
Quote from: ownage on December 21, 2006, 11:34:31 PM
ok...well anyways we need a riddle so
each brother has a sister the brothers are bob tom and rob how many females are in this family
One.
yep crusade got it
I think you just proved to everyone that you are ownage....Idiot.
lol shut up :P
I win.
technically you lose due to the fact of the conversation last night
ROFL! Ownage was owned.
How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark?
moses never had an arc it was noah
Hi bitches, who wanna play?
Quote from: ultswordsman2 on December 22, 2006, 05:53:11 PM
moses never had an arc it was noah
Correct! Your riddle.
And I don't want to play animapoo :-*
how many letters are in the alphabet?
11
yes again
These riddles are piss poor.
A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so.
Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?
it was a tv show and or a movie
Their all deaf mutes
Why the hell do u keep skipping my riddles b/c there to hard? ::)
Quote from: flamingdragon on December 24, 2006, 09:14:02 PM
Why the hell do u keep skipping my riddles b/c there to hard? ::)
Welcome back. And Yes.
double jeopardy?
Quote from: The_Crusade on December 23, 2006, 02:23:33 PM
A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so.
Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?
i was guessing the answer to that riddle, double jeapordy means that, lets say he was accused of killing his wife, but he really didnt, she set him up, and he went to jail. then when he got out, after serving his time, he can shoot her in the middle of time square and no1 can do shit, cause he cant be charged for the same crime twice.
They can't? That's stupid. Anyway, it's wrong.
It was in a play or a movie?
Not the given answer.
Of course it's the given answer, I just gave it to u! :D
Does everyone give up?
I'll take that as a yes.
The answer was, he was an executioner and his wife was sentenced to death.
I am slim and tall,
Many find me desirable and appealing.
They touch me and I give a false good feeling.
Once I shine in splendor,
But only once and then no more.
For many I am "to die for".
What am I?
A Banana. ::)
or a death stick aka a cigarette.
Obviously a cigarette.
Flaming got it first.
I become pregnant witrhout conceiving,
I become fat without eating,
everybody knows me without a meeting,
I play a very important meaning,
What am I?
your a panda bear
riddle me this riddle me that whose the bitch with a bat.
wrong
Virgin Mary?
God?
Both wrong.
Bacteria/Virus?
Nooooo.....
Big Hint #1: Just to let u know the pregnant w/o conceiving thing is a metaphor.
Thought so. But that doesn't help.
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Big hint #2: Anima's a retard.
Don't know.
Quote from: flamingdragon on January 07, 2007, 07:22:57 PM
I become pregnant witrhout conceiving,
I become fat without eating,
everybody knows me without a meeting,
I play a very important meaning,
What am I?
A cloud? ;D
FlamingLosers other forum. Far cooler than us. (http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~wwu/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=what_am_i;action=display;num=1166596623)
I believe Winnie the Pooh knows, although you're not necessarily little or black.
*cowboy*
Quote from: Dodger on January 18, 2007, 01:25:06 PM
A cloud? ;D
FlamingLosers other forum. Far cooler than us. (http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~wwu/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=what_am_i;action=display;num=1166596623)
I'm not a loser, you bastard. :'(
and how'd u find that site?
And don't tell me I told u and forgot I did because I already think my memory is pretty bad and don't need any more confirmations. :(
I googled your riddle.
You bastard! That's against the rules!
It had been two pages and I was bored. Wanted another riddle.
Mark and Billy have been the best friends ever since they were little kids.
They are also very competitive. Throughout the years they have
challenged each other to do both physical and mental challenges.
And they completed the challenge. But one day Mark thought of
something to challenge Billy to do - something he could start but
never finish. The average man could do it and so could Mark and
they were both the same sex and the same size.
It is a physical challenge. Can you figure out what it was?
No.
OMGODZ I ANSWERED THE RIDDLE CORRECTLY, I WIN!!!
Eat a baby.
You mean me, or is that a wrong answer to the riddle?
Quote from: The_Crusade on January 21, 2007, 12:57:43 PM
Mark and Billy have been the best friends ever since they were little kids.
They are also very competitive. Throughout the years they have
challenged each other to do both physical and mental challenges.
And they completed the challenge. But one day Mark thought of
something to challenge Billy to do - something he could start but
never finish. The average man could do it and so could Mark and
they were both the same sex and the same size.
It is a physical challenge. Can you figure out what it was?
Run 100 metres. (Billy has no legs)
I fixed the page alignment :)
Quote from: Dodger on January 21, 2007, 07:58:01 PM
Run 100 metres. (Billy has no legs)
It's basically impossible for Billy to have completed all the previous physical challenges without having any legs. Even so, the riddle says "something he could start but
never finish". He can't even start to run 100m with no legs.
Wanna bet?
No, just answer the riddle...if you dare!!
MWAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!
Billy and Mark had done all the mental and physical challenges until one day one of Billy's arms broke off and were burned, then Mark's next challenge for Billy was "Put both hands on your head".
No.
Well, this riddle could have many answers. Like ults' riddles. ;D
There's only one answer I'm thinking of.
Well the answer ur thinking of sucks.
BTW nice avatar Dodger, it's not as good as my new quote though. ;D
"Nobody is perfect. I am nobody. Therefore, I am perfect!"
Your quote sucks. Now answer the riddle.
OR DO YOU GIVE IN TO MY POWER?
Quote from: flamingdragon on January 22, 2007, 10:56:14 PM
Well the answer ur thinking of sucks.
BTW nice avatar Dodger, it's not as good as my new quote though. ;D
"Nobody is perfect. I am nobody. Therefore, I am perfect!"
;D
this thread died
Your mom died.
Your mom died.
So's your face.
some one post a good riddle
If Dan is 9 years older than Dragon, Dragon is 6 years older than Dodger, Dodger is 27 years younger than Dumbledore, Dumbledore is 31 years older than Dan, Dan is 6 inches smaller than Dragon, Dragon has one more finger than Dodger, Dodger is 6 days older than his dog, Dumbledore is 21 years older than Dragon, Dodger is gay and Dan has 1 more pet than Dumbledore, how tall is Bakster?
I can tell that a part of him is very small. :D
If you can't answer the riddle, then be quiet.
the answer is not enough information to make a true answer valid
someone post an actually riddle and not made up crap about baksters miliinch cock
Quote from: ownage
the answer is not enough information to make a true answer valid
That is actually a very accurate analysis of the riddle. So I deem your answer correct!
Quote from: ownagesomeone post an actually riddle and not made up crap about baksters miliinch cock
It wasn't about my extraordinarily huge cock.
Wow,I cant belive i got it right. :) Ok heres my riddle
I was once red,now i am black, after a nice little strike.
What am i
Tip of a matchstick
Baksters milli-inch cock
Bakster wins
Quote from: MetalGear822 on February 13, 2007, 09:41:52 PM
Baksters milli-inch cock
That obvious means million inch cock.
My riddle:
A farmer in California own a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?
The answer is not enough information,because of the fact that we don't know if the fruit is ready to be picked or is even growing,or if he has extra he has in storage for instance,or if its winter were no fruit would grow on the tree.
(is plum even a fruit)
Quote from: ownage on February 14, 2007, 01:12:54 PM
The answer is not enough information,because of the fact that we don't know if the fruit is ready to be picked or is even growing,or if he has extra he has in storage for instance,or if its winter were no fruit would grow on the tree.
(is plum even a fruit)
1. You're over analysing the riddle
2. A plum is a fruit.
Quote from: The_Crusade on February 14, 2007, 12:43:10 PM
That obvious means million inch cock.
My riddle:
A farmer in California own a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?
He won't be able to deliver any plums. He owns a pear tree.
ZZZZING.
Dodger is correct!
I actually didn't get that riddle :-[
LoloMcLolz0r! :D
Post your own bizotch.
There are 519 trees in a one mile radii of a woodchuck habitat estimated to contain 87 woodchucks. Each tree is an oak that averages 18 ft high and 4 ft wide. Scientists hypothesize that 31/81 trees would be undesirable as "chucking" wood. Note woodchucks generally move at 3 m/s before they have chucked wood and 4 m/s after, the trees are spread completely even in the 1 mile radii. The wood that the wood chucks chucked after 42 days of "chucking" weighed 2,198.6 lbs at 61% humidity How long does it take for a woodchuck to chuck a single tree? two? ten? (assume all wood chucked at 68% humidity). How many trees remain untouched?
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It's Dodger's riddle, not yours.
oh cmon your just scared he didnt post one
Dodger should just copy and paste my riddle :P
Your mom should copy and paste ur riddle! :P
Your mom should copy and paste your mom! :P
Your mom's face should copy and paste your mom's face! :P
You win :'(
Three fat asses are bouncing u back and forth to each other via there bellys, and the bell doesnt ring for 3 hours and the bullies know when lunch is on the spot
How do you get out?
Kill the bullies and eat their corpses.
Correct! ::)
If a man carried my burden, he would break his back.
I am not rich, but leave silver in my track.
What am I?
A snail.
Correct!
Your move Dodger.
"I am often called second, even though I am the third.
My name suggests I'm old, but I can be quite new."
What am I?
I cant believe how large this thread got. Ive been gone for a long time...
Quote from: Dodger on May 24, 2007, 05:44:19 PM
"I am often called second, even though I am the third.
My name suggests I'm old, but I can be quite new."
What am I?
A giant pile of rat droppings? :o
Lmao :D
...That wasn't really funny...
Anyone have an answer?
No
idk, can i get a hint?
Umm... Think time.
ahh.. seconds hand?
Bingo :)
???
It's the third hand on a clock.
And second hand means something old.
Quote from: Dodger on May 30, 2007, 09:01:45 PM
And second hand means something old.
oooh, i didnt get that part till now, but i knew the rest and hoped lol
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A hobo had just been kicked off the train by one of the bosses. As he made his way down a dusty side road, he noticed a saffron robed man sitting next to a campfire apparently deep in thought. A wonderful smelling stew was bubbling in a pot next to him. It had been a full day since the hobo's last meal, so he went over to the man and tapped him on the shoulder.
"I see by your robes that you are some kind of holy man," said the hobo.
The Zen Master turned to the hobo and said, "You speak the truth."
The hobo spoke, "I would sure like to try the stew you have on the campfire there; perhaps if I could tell you something to increase your wisdom, you will agree to share your meal."
The Zen Master turned to the hobo and said, "Please, you are welcome to share my meal because you have already increased my wisdom!"
What had the Zen Master learned from the hobo to increase his wisdom?
The hobo taught him that he can be recognised as a holy man from his clothes...
He taught him the smell of booze and BO?
nope
He taught him he should find a different place to cook stew.
He taught him that he wanted his food. ::)