Story Time!

[Fleur De Chanson]

guest i didnt ignore your post.. i read it...i just chose not to listen.. especially when the posts flaming me are still there... and ppl are still posting more..hell even u yourself are flaming zz... oh and backstabbing is just pathetic.. shows u cant win without tricking them into trusting u so u can catch them off guard. 

[SiR gUt]

where did i flame zz?

[anima]

Hehehehe. Wasn't this post meant to be dedicated to stories? I suppose this topic did need some controversy.

But ill tell you a story............it's a bit unrelated though.

The other day, Me and a friend were chilling by a lake, when suddenly, from nowhere,  the infamous LONG JAWED SWAN (in latin: 'Maximus jawus swanus') started barking in my face (NO SHIT). Like any other sane person, i was afraid........you would have to be crazy not to be afraid!.

So i swiflty made haste and that was the end of that chapter.

- FIN-

I dedicate that to my hardest opponent il_drago. His candle burned out long before, his legend ever did.

P.S. TBC for life !!

[Parsley]

Once upon a time in Cyber Battles land,
I fought tooth and nail, foot and hand.
My foe brought forth a horrendous beast,
With which my head he hoped to feast.

But I ain't no newbie, true and right,
My guy never drops without a fight.
A hop, a skip and a teleport,
Dropped my man outside his fort.

He blinked, confused as a new born child,
Thrashing out holos like a man gone wild.
I glared and threatened, postured and posed,
Every fake thrown, my detector hosed,

Until his breath drew ragged and thin,
I knew his big guns were drawing slim.
I chose my moment, and then WHAM!
That guy got nailed by my holo spam.

[The_Gu3st]

Wow Parsley... ::Looks awestruck:

Remember when i said "Don't even bother outdoing that, it's impossible"

I was wrong.

[zzboots]

Wow, I feel very happy to have Sir Gut as my team mate!  Songflower can't hang We could dc a few times, only get crappy monsters with the best being a probe and still win easily.   I will hypnotise her comander and make her kill her team mate.  Then I will make her goto beauty school, because you know she needs it.

Again with the pointless flames...

[The_Gu3st]

STFU! TAKE THIS ARGUEMENT ELSEWHERE!

Matlu, can you delete all those irrelevant posts?

[zzboots]

STFU! TAKE THIS ARGUEMENT ELSEWHERE!

Matlu, can you delete all those irrelevant posts?

ZZ, Im pro-hypnoing your teammate's hover tanks and backstabbing them.

Oh btw ZZ, im glad to see your signiture, at least your coming outta the closet with it.

Im not flaming you... you flamed... um... urself.

I'm glad we have your fine leadership skills on relevant posts in the topic. 

[ultswordsman]

lol

[SiR gUt]

Everyone SHUT Up. no more wit the stupid posts, just storys. I wanna hear some more

[Bakster]

Parsley, this is stories not poems

But Good Job anyway!

[AWS2]

First, Parsley, you are the man...well done.

Next, once I was playing a top vs bottom six player when Sir_Static decided to betray me, I will never forgive him and if I ever play with him again I will do everything in my power to make sure he loses two points.

And...yesterday I had the pleasure to meet a player who goes by the name, bobsuruncle.  I convinced him that we should play a 5 or 6 player game instead of the 1v1 that he wanted...he agreed and we dicussed how economically sound it was because you only risked 2 pts to get a potential 8-10 pts. 

Then I found out he was French, but did not hate Americans, awesome.  So we get to talking as the 5 player game starts and he tells me that he has to go...so he makes a holo hovertank and kills the commander in 4th position, he was in 3rd.  Then he says I'm going to help you to take the risk for 8 pts before I leave...what could I say, surely not no.  Then he flies up to the commander in 2nd position with a holo eye, and kills him through the force armour he was wearing...this pleased me because that commander was a decent player, though I forget who...now its just me, bobsuruncle and zai...now zai and i have been playing all day today and he has always tasted defeat, usually due to unluckiness.  I thank bob and then watch as zai destroys him, then i got ridiculously lucky again and killed zai with something fairly weak, YES!!!

I felt bad and apologized to zai because had bob not helped me it may have turned out differently...but he knew that it was help that I did not ask for.

In conclusion...bobsuruncle is the man...and he can speak French.

[SiR gUt]

aws you have known me for a very long time and you wont take it too personal when i say your story sucked...

NAH JUST KIDDIN HAHAHA
Good story aws

ALSO I can speak italian does that make me cool too?

[ultswordsman]

omg i was so lucky



i was in this 3 way and everything worked 4 me and nothing worked 4 any 1 else i had a spider queen and pred and they were all real i had blaster shield sabre symbiont all worked it was like nothing could fail it was awesome

[AWS2]

First off gut...i am known as "The Worst Story-Teller Ever," by all my friends, so i kinda expected that...

And yes, if u can speak italian, then u are the man...congrats, on being the man